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watching dwts with my wife me: who is the star? my wife: some good ones Guillermo from Kimmel is the star me: enjoy sweetie, goes to the garage to party with Tanya

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rufus @te-kanawa.bsky.social · 1h

i hate that the padres/cubs game is on a dumb app it's playoff beisbol wtf?

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rufus @te-kanawa.bsky.social · 1h

i made breaded top round milanesa steaks nobody wants em FML

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key @lefttwix.com · 2h

tired: bidet wired: cleANUS

the box for the "cleANUS - swirling wheel of purity" the box is light teal and white and features a picture of a white toilet with a green circular brush wheel mounted inside the bowl, connected by a belt to a handle. texts on the box say things like "say goodbye to toilet paper expenses" "softouch rotation technology" "5 year warranty or 10,000 flushes" and "this product proudly stands with the “replace all usa toilet paper” movement 2024" there are badges in the bottom right for "2023 top 5 innovations in the usa" and "approved international association of forest defenders"

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rufus @te-kanawa.bsky.social · 1h

seeing a lot of aggressive skeets about the Yankees don't hate em just because they haven't done nothing in years los doyers? f them

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Corduroy Cheddar @corduroycheddar.bsky.social · 6h

But what IS on your bingo card?

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Jack @wakeupangry.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Serving Jerseys Mike at this orgy.

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sweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 14h

holding rapists accountable is so sexy

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sweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 11h

completely obsessed 🥰

doris the white and ruby cavalier resting on a cream dog bed on a brown leather sofa

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Gypsiboo 👻 @gypsican.bsky.social · 11h

Hello bots, my old friends.

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Forrest Plump @nahyoudoit.bsky.social · 11h

When you sing “wookin’ pa’ nub” but they don’t get it

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Mike Feher @saxmike71.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Top 38 accounts with a link for strangers to give them free money:

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aric @aghastronaut.com · 29/09/2026

top 38 accounts with 3 or more flags in their name

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[Sic] Burns @sicburns2.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

top 38 accounts that joined Nov 2024 (it me)

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BUG-EYED CAT @californiahorst.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Feminize a band Judith Priestess

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Fun @funkelly.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

search: allergy friendly halloween snacks results: peanut m&ms

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rufus @te-kanawa.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

top 38 accounts with no dms in their bios

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rufus @te-kanawa.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Feminize a band Steely Dani

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futuredadOfTwo🙋🏻‍♂️ @lacroixboi.dadguy.pro · 28/09/2026

need to call the handyman again because i kool-aid man’ed another wall to see the Mrs with her bra off

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Fun @funkelly.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

hello 911 nothing will remove the bubbles from this screen protector please send a new phone

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Lady Becky, Baroness of Bunzy, Bestie of Kim, Co-CEO Execubetch™️ @beckybunzy.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

There are more Cornell frat boys accused of raping a woman than there are trans athletes competing in NCAA sports, but sure, let’s have a moral panic about trans athletes.

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sweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

whenever someone tries to explain d&d to me

nathan fielder and elizabeth holmes in his documentary you can see everything saying okay all right okay good chat

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T @mamafirefly.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

not trendy not cool but a secret third thing (me)

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mothra stewart @gorl.gay · 28/09/2026

the real housewives of USS enterprise (NCC-1701-D) im sorry

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𝙱𝚊𝚋𝚎 𝚁𝚞𝚝𝚑𝚕𝚎𝚜𝚜 @unfitz.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Her: Why do you keep falling in love when you end up getting hurt? Me: Ever get an ice cream headache? Her: Of course. Me: Did you stop eating ice cream?

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sweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 28/09/2026