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WicKore Dinosauree

@disgruntleddino.bsky.social
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Sometimes I write love notes, sometimes I fart... Sometimes they're the same thing. A Museum of Fuckery

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Tyler, from the Internet (Haunted) @tylerfromtheinternet.com · 16/08/2026
Jewish People Hate Hitler to a Degree that's Almost Hard to Believe
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Spooky Goosey @augustagoose.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
I’m not back on my bullshit, I’m gonna be dabbling in some new bullshit
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Careful, Jenn Bites 🧛🏻‍♀️🩷🧛🏻‍♀️ @alldolledup44.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Can confirm. Good morning! 🩷
A drawing of a head with a tool to do a lobotomy. Text says I got my lobotomy at Claire’s.
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WicKore Dinosauree @disgruntleddino.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
“Not my dumpster, not my fire” I repeat as I stare down my asshole nephew
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(spoo)key @lefttwix.com · 11/08/2026
i just realized that pretty much everyone in my life knows what the top of my head looks like but idk what the top of theirs looks like bc they’re taller than me
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🎃HalloDeeny🎃 they/them @geraldinepiche.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
When the Costco sample lady tells me I can't have a 12th mini quiche
Guy from king of the hill ( i dont remember his name) saying "im not questioning your authority im completely denying its existence"
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WicKore Dinosauree @disgruntleddino.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
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A wicket imprint left on my leg after an encounter with husband material
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Mal a BOO 👻 @hallowedverses.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Stop. You had me at “Let’s leave before it gets crowded.”
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✧𝔰𝔭𝔬𝔬𝔨𝔶 𝔪𝔲𝔡 𝔰𝔠𝔞𝔪𝔭✧ @altaudge.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
don’t call me weird or i’ll cum
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Marjorie James Keenan @unenthusiast.com · 05/08/2026
getting hornswoggled is not nearly as fun as it sounds
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WicKore Dinosauree @disgruntleddino.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Me: *active labor positions to relieve cramps Anyone: 😳 Me: period yoga, amiright
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Pinot Evil @pinotevil.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Anything but keto.
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Lizzy @stonedeva.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Life is short, eat the snacks. Tummy aches pass but a fat ass is forever.
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DaddyJew @daddyjew.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
*gets caught making stupid faces at baby* what? he started it
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☢️ Captain Antagonist ☢️ @captantagonist.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Emotional pain never really goes away. It simply becomes part of your transformative character arc.
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Charlie Alzamora @chalza.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
My mental instability has a history of family.
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Chestbursty @chestrovert.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
I want to become moss I am investigating moss I am grateful for moss
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chris. @azedand2knots.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
The internet is secreting a toxin more deadly than any tree frog today. Do not lick your phone.
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WicKore Dinosauree @disgruntleddino.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
No one: Absolutely no one: My couch: ITS ASS EATING SEASON
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TwoSense @twosense.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Chocolate Cake Salad in the time of Cyclospora
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andy vs. @im-all-id.me · 28/07/2026
A group of people who refuse to get help is called a family
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WicKore Dinosauree @disgruntleddino.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
BOLO: Your mom.
HOH forest visitor center
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Jen @brokemycoccyx.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
*a tree just existing* Woodpecker: absolutely not
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Daisy @daisy91.bsky.social · 17/07/2025
My halo gets brighter the tighter I hold my pitchfork.
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sweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
that’s me in the corner that’s me in the spotlight, losing my religion 🎶
chuckie halloween doll being sold on marketplace he’s a creepy lil guy wearing black and aubergine
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The Real Kim Shady @kimmysunshine.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
“I went back to Ohio… 🎵 “ Ok. I’ll play. Why?
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Humor Satire Memes @funnysnarkyjoke.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
@crimew.gay

guy who does buddhism slightly wrong and ends up in nevada after he dies
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lerrrgan @lerrrgan.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
what if i whip? oh but darling, what if you nae nae?
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kattsdogma.bsky.social @kattsdogma.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
roses are red, wow, what a dick.
Repeat food contaminator gave $2.2 million to GOP. Now thousands are sick.      🤢💩😩
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Jim @jimstewart.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
Loki is to the Avengers like Kenny is to South Park. No questions, please.
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Uffdafuckingda @uffdada.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
Wait. Am I the annoying one? Fuck.
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Rachel @slightlycaustic.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
It’s a false positive test after I’ve made a donation to a despot says Taylor farms. I was already not buying delicious salad kits. Now I’ll not buy them even harder.
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Chronic Illness Humor @chronicillness.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
close-up photograph of a fluffy dandelion seed head engulfed in bright orange flames, with a lighter flame visible in the lower left corner.

Overlaid at the top of the image, elegant white text reads: "God continues to hunt me for sport".

A small, faint watermark running vertically along the right side of the green stem reads: "@urlocalmemedealer Jewelz Moss".
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🅱️oofessor Killosk 👻🔪 @professorkiosk.wtf · 20/07/2026
can you believe the pandemic was 38 years ago?
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WicKore Dinosauree @disgruntleddino.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
So you know how everyone says that wasn’t on their 2026 bingo card? I got one!
2026 bingo cardThe one thing I joked about being my fathers passing and wow
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DaddyJew @daddyjew.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
sending 17 text messages explaining why you're not crazy seems a little counterintuitive
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Mr. Bea Arthur, Batshit Crazy™️ @steamymac.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
Body type: Tragic disrepair.
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𝔏𝔦𝔳𝔦𝔫𝔤 𝔇𝔢𝔞𝔡 𝔅𝔞𝔪𝔰(👻🏈 ᴠᴇʀꜱɪᴏɴ)™ @timberbams.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Raising three boys is realizing Muldoon wasn't hunting raptors... He was just parenting. You've got one in front of you while the other two are somehow attacking from the sides.
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𝔏𝔦𝔳𝔦𝔫𝔤 𝔇𝔢𝔞𝔡 𝔅𝔞𝔪𝔰(👻🏈 ᴠᴇʀꜱɪᴏɴ)™ @timberbams.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
I've been blessed by the rains of the Midwest that's how pure I am
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stuforreal.bsky.social @stuforreal.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
They're only keeping McConnell alive because he's pregnant
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Fun @funkelly.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
wonder what the titans are gonna be doing on the 17th
A graphic showing a planetary alignment to take place on July 17 2026. It says “PLANETARY ALIGNMENT
JULY 17, 2026
SIX-WORLD LINEUP
Neptune, Uranus, Saturn, Jupiter, Venus, and Mercury will shine together in the evening sky Don't miss this beautiful planetary alignment!”

The graphic shows a farmland scene at dusk, there is fog on the ground near a barn, trees and a field surround it. In the sky are the aforementioned planets in their predicted order. A two panel screen shot from the Disney movie Hercules. It shows the Titans, four giant elemental monsters released by Hades to overthrow Zeus: Lythos (Earth/Rock), Pyros (Fire/Lava), Hydros (Ice/Water), and Stratos (Wind/Tornado). They are walking into the distance. The text over it is hades saying “uh… guys…”  they turn to look at him. The second panel shows a close up of hades’ face, his thumb pointing to something behind him, a picture of the White House has been superimposed over mount olympus. And hades says “the White House would be that way.”
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Wonder Jenny 🧛🏻‍♀️ @galacticpotlady.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
”You’re very odd” Thank you.
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WicKore Dinosauree @disgruntleddino.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
And on this, the last day of my terrible thirties…
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Damnit Janet @damnitjanet.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
Yeah hi doc, what can you give me for restless leg syndrome but in my brain?
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Bogey @oneyebogey.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
There is no Dr. Jekyll, it’s all Mr. Hyde.
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𝔏𝔦𝔳𝔦𝔫𝔤 𝔇𝔢𝔞𝔡 𝔅𝔞𝔪𝔰(👻🏈 ᴠᴇʀꜱɪᴏɴ)™ @timberbams.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
Friendship is when you tell her she sounds sultry instead of a 1930s cartoon 😄
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kim @kimmymonte.bsky.social · 04/03/2026
me: why didn’t Ariel just write a note to the Prince after she lost her voice to let him know what Ursula did to her? i mean she signed the contract so we know she can write pharmacist: i meant questions about the medication
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👻 Ghoul Named Cru 🦇 @carnitas.bsky.social · 09/01/2025
Barenaked Ladies? You mean Shrekless Smash Mouth?
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Kellalena @kellalena.bsky.social · 04/03/2026
Find yourself someone who salutes your red flags.
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