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Zane Harker

@zandahar.bsky.social
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Pedaler Colourist Vancouver BC Avatar photo: ‘Sun’ by Gene Brabant Background: Waterton with Chief Mountain in the back.

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Zane Harker @zandahar.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Got a paper cut under my index finger. I will bear it with the stoicism for which I am famous (tell every person I can about it).
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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
One year later and it’s just complete bullshit that Kaleb Horton is gone. A staggering loss. I miss him.
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more mr. spice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Can a dog be shot and killed by a finger gun? It can at least act like it was
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Zane Harker @zandahar.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
What If We Could Have A Future? - defector.com/what-if-we-c...
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What If We Could Have A Future? | Defector
Maybe you have heard of Roko’s Basilisk. This is a thought experiment, for lack of a better term, popular among a certain set: hyper-rationalists, futurists, effective altruists. Tech-industry guys. Y...
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Zane Harker @zandahar.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
There’s one in every class:
A dick and balls shaped tomato.
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Zane Harker @zandahar.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
@davidjroth.bsky.social , thought you should be ready for: www.cbc.ca/news/canada/...
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Ladner pitcher Tugboat Wilkinson ready to set sail on major league career | CBC News
San Francisco Giants pitching prospect brings a notable nickname and "burning desire to beat you," according to his former coach.
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Zane Harker @zandahar.bsky.social · 03/12/2025
Enchanted to meet you. Is there a Mister Galore?
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Zane Harker @zandahar.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Put an ‘I told you so’ epipen on my headstone if I die of anaphylactic shock. It’s Okanagan peach season: worth it.
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Zane Harker @zandahar.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
Is It Mitch McConnell Or Your Own Sense Of Possibility That Has Been Dead For Weeks? - defector.com/is-it-mitch-...
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Is It Mitch McConnell Or Your Own Sense Of Possibility That Has Been Dead For Weeks? | Defector
Nobody has seen Kentucky Senator Mitch McConnell in public in a while. Is that because the 84-year-old former majority leader is dead? Well now, that is an interesting question. What is death? A man w...
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Zane Harker @zandahar.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
When it happens be sure to wait for the VAR check before celebrating.
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Zane Harker @zandahar.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
@davidjroth.bsky.social does the improbable and takes off the rose coloured glasses: Dead Country Fair - defector.com/dead-country...
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Dead Country Fair | Defector
Things come out of Donald Trump’s mouth, then just keep on coming out of it. If he says something once, he will say it again, primarily to reinforce how powerfully and unprecedentedly successful he wa...
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Zane Harker @zandahar.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
Should have had more gears for this ride but I made it:
Older bloke in a yellow jersey with bike helmet and mirror flashes a tired peace sign in front of a single speed bike with a Canada flag on the back.
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Zane Harker @zandahar.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
Misery And Memory In Two Van Goghs - defector.com/misery-and-m...
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Misery And Memory In Two Van Goghs | Defector
Beneath soaring ceilings, in a small, darkly painted gallery off the main hall of the Philadelphia Museum of Art, two immense sunflower paintings hang side by side. The paintings are bigger than I exp...
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Zane Harker @zandahar.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
Promises Made, Promises Kept: The Lincoln Memorial Reflecting Pool Absolutely Looks Like Shit Now - defector.com/promises-mad...
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Promises Made, Promises Kept: The Lincoln Memorial Reflecting Pool Absolutely Looks Like Shit Now | Defector
If everyone in the United States weren’t living downstream from its consequences, it would be a pretty good tragic flaw that Donald Trump wants more than anything to be seen as a brilliant man who has...
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Zane Harker @zandahar.bsky.social · 01/03/2024
Being happy on a beach is good but imagine being as happy as a dog on a beach.
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Zane Harker @zandahar.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
@davidjroth.bsky.social, let’s remember some Quebec gangsters: Evangelos Lohaitis, a.k.a. “Bucky,” Mitchell Burnett-Guarna, a.k.a. “Juice,” Kyle Lesser, a.k.a. “Brock,” Luca Santalucia, a.k.a. “Rocco,” Cody Jodouin-King, a.k.a. “Lids,” Panagiota Fountotos, a.k.a. “Nike,”
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Zane Harker @zandahar.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
Longtime NBA Photographer Nathaniel S. Butler Explains How He Sees Basketball - defector.com/nathaniel-bu...
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Longtime NBA Photographer Nathaniel S. Butler Explains How He Sees Basketball | Defector
The Defector basketball chat was captivated by a sequence of artfully stage-lit photos in Game 1 of the Knicks-Sixers playoff series at Madison Square Garden. They were the work of Nathaniel S. Butler...
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Zane Harker @zandahar.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
Thanks @taraariano.com for the happy memories of watching this with my Dad. A great hang indeed: defector.com/the-rockford...
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'The Rockford Files' Remains One Of Television's Greatest Hangs | Defector
It’s Los Angeles in the 1970s. Cars are as long as boats. Beachside tacos are practically free. The sun glares through chunky brown fog, but does nothing to prevent assorted bad acts from happening. A...
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Zane Harker @zandahar.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
Over beers my friend said he was ready for heat waves because he had an inflatable kiddie pool. Another friend said that creeped her out and suggested he rename it. “Well since we just soak our feet let’s call it the pedo pool”
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Zane Harker @zandahar.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
President, Extremely Normal Brain-Wise: Pope Weak On Crime, Also I’m Dr. Jesus Christ - defector.com/president-ex...
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President, Extremely Normal Brain-Wise: Pope Weak On Crime, Also I'm Dr. Jesus Christ | Defector
The President of the United States, Donald Trump, is a deranged old pervert whose brain, long since sodden and pitted from a lifetime of indulgence and Diet Coke, is foaming out of his ears. Over the ...
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Zane Harker @zandahar.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
Thought having an Israeli neighbour would mean walking on eggshells but she’s progressive as hell and just dropped off a killer challah loaf 😋
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Zane Harker @zandahar.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
Why We Fly - defector.com/artemis-moon...
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Why We Fly | Defector
It was a lovely day above the Moon. The Artemis astronauts did some science, took lots of pictures, didn’t die or get replaced by bodysnatchers, and perhaps most importantly, made me bawl a couple of ...
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Zane Harker @zandahar.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
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What Would You Do Behind The Moon? | Defector
For as reassuring as it may be to know you have a world-spanning team of geniuses overseeing your well-being, the Artemis crew has to get a little annoyed by mission control sometimes, right? They’re ...
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Zane Harker @zandahar.bsky.social · 17/03/2026
In Vancouver we have fifty words for rain.
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Zane Harker @zandahar.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
Meanwhile, the Trump administration has engaged its own chosen war like the old “Far Side” comic about a pair of 1800s cowboys taking fire behind the circled wagons and saying, “They’re lighting their arrows! Can they do that?” It Ends With Us via @truthdig.bsky.social
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Zane Harker @zandahar.bsky.social · 14/03/2026
A List Of Better Ways To Experience The Frisson Of Transgression Than Becoming A Fascist - defector.com/a-list-of-be...
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A List Of Better Ways To Experience The Frisson Of Transgression Than Becoming A Fascist | Defector
You could almost feel for Anna, the tedious nitwit described in the opening paragraphs of “The Young Women Leaving the New Right,” a New York magazine feature by the writer Sam Adler-Bell. Tormented b...
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Zane Harker @zandahar.bsky.social · 01/03/2026
Regime Change Is Blowing Up A School Full Of Children - defector.com/regime-chang...
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Regime Change Is Blowing Up A School Full Of Children | Defector
Israel and the United States launched a joint attack on Iran Saturday morning, bombing several cities in the country. As a result, Iran Supreme Leader Ayatollah Ali Khamenei was killed, his death conf...
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Zane Harker @zandahar.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
A Complimentary Profile Of Jason Lee That Was Surprisingly Difficult To Publish - defector.com/a-compliment...
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A Complimentary Profile Of Jason Lee That Was Surprisingly Difficult To Publish | Defector
If you walked down Colorado Boulevard in the Eagle Rock neighborhood of Los Angeles at some point in the past three years, you might have noticed a modest, pueblo-style beige building with “PHOTO” pai...
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Zane Harker @zandahar.bsky.social · 21/02/2026
By far the most satisfying farts are basso profundo.
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DC Pierson @dcpierson.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
Screenplay format

Text:

EXT. DARK DESERT HIGHWAY
COOL WYNDON
My hair!
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Zane Harker @zandahar.bsky.social · 12/02/2026
@sabs.bsky.social “Unlike other baffling Olympics sports like biathlon and curling, doubles luge has no legible explanation rooted in Scandinavian military training or bored Scottish people” High-Level, Actionable Insights From Watching Doubles Luge For The First Time - defector.com/high-level-a...
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High-Level, Actionable Insights From Watching Doubles Luge For The First Time | Defector
To the uninitiated, luge itself might seem a silly sport, given that the average person might guess it mostly consists of holding onto a sled real tight as it goes fast down the ice. Of course, this o...
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Zane Harker @zandahar.bsky.social · 10/02/2026
Artificially Large Skier Penises Should Stay Legal - defector.com/penis-scanda...
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Artificially Large Skier Penises Should Stay Legal | Defector
To ski jump is to momentarily become a god. The track is narrow and slick, and the athletes plummet down the sloped hill at almost 60 mph. They leave the track and take up, up, up into the sky, where ...
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Zane Harker @zandahar.bsky.social · 04/12/2024
Love old timey signage
Sign for Nelson’s industrial laundry with a stylized seagull in foreground Neon sign of an animatronic girl on a swingSign for George’s Body Shop with goofy cartoon guy with sledgehammer slung over shoulder.70s slogan button with ‘End Canada’s Complicity in Viet Nan’ very awkwardly kerned into a circle
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Zane Harker @zandahar.bsky.social · 30/01/2026
Dan McQuade, 1983–2026 - defector.com/dan-mcquade-...
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Dan McQuade, 1983–2026 | Defector
Dan McQuade, our friend and colleague, died this week at the age of 43. He is survived by his wife and young son. At the end of 2024, Dan was diagnosed with neuroendocrine cancer. The news of his diag...
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Zane Harker @zandahar.bsky.social · 27/01/2026
From the Museum of Personal Failure in my neighbourhood:
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Zane Harker @zandahar.bsky.social · 26/01/2026
My parents looking peak 70s:
A devastatingly stylish couple rocking 70s earth-tone finery.
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Zane Harker @zandahar.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
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Federal Agents Kill Again; Gunmen Still At Large | Defector
On Saturday in Minneapolis, federal agents surrounded 37-year-old Veterans Affairs intensive care nurse Alex Jeffrey Pretti, who’d been filming them in the street with his phone camera as they conduct...
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muscular baby jeb lund @mobute.bsky.social · 23/01/2026
They have made it clear, as a matter of policy and in almost every aspect of American life, that it doesn't matter if you don't agree, and it doesn't matter if you die.
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Just Say 'No' - Truthdig
We're all disposable to Trump, but as the people of Minnesota have shown, we can't wait for someone else to stop his ethnic cleansing campaign.
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 21/01/2026
Mafia goon: Nice house you got here...it'd be a shame if something happened to it Media outlets: Mafia goon rules out use of force. Expresses regret at the mere thought of it
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Zane Harker @zandahar.bsky.social · 09/10/2024
The ghost of affordable housing looking over Mount Pleasant:
A pale shrouded sculpture sits forlornly on the Artist coop ‘ City Centre Motel’ sign waiting for it to be torn down for condos.
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Zane Harker @zandahar.bsky.social · 10/01/2026
Depression: “Wanna see how bad I can get?” Me: *already holding the beer*
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Zane Harker @zandahar.bsky.social · 08/01/2026
RIP to a Great One:
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Zane Harker @zandahar.bsky.social · 26/12/2025
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The Real Marty Supreme | Defector
In the winter of 1977, Sports Illustrated reporter Ray Kennedy ventured into the Riverside Table Tennis club at 96th and Broadway. It was a dingy joint with leaky pipes, below street level, beneath a ...
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Zane Harker @zandahar.bsky.social · 18/12/2025
At least the decline isn’t long and slow anymore.
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Zane Harker @zandahar.bsky.social · 13/12/2025
Hummingbirds are a warrior people.
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Zane Harker @zandahar.bsky.social · 12/12/2025
A patient lies in bed while a Dr with a hand puppet of another Dr says “I’m afraid Mr. Buckles has some bad news’ by Matthew Diffee
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Zane Harker @zandahar.bsky.social · 07/12/2025
Only in Vancouver does the moss grow thicker on awnings than trees:
Rainy street scene with a mossy tree trunk in the foreground and a storefront awning covered in moss in the background.
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Zane Harker @zandahar.bsky.social · 06/12/2025
Riding around on a filthy bike and I saw a bloke pressure washing his pickup so I asked him for a blast. Very accommodating but he was worried about my chain. No worries! Advantage: belt drive.
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Zane Harker @zandahar.bsky.social · 05/12/2025
@drewmagary.bsky.social , I don’t use your recipe but make damn fine chili. Especially yesterday using tomatoes grown on my balcony. While setting it outside to cool I fired up a joint and knew what to do.
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