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Jane Doe

@doe15jane.bsky.social
333 followers 908 following 10 posts

I'm not anonymous, just melded into the crowd. I love alliteration and all things wild.

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Scissors @scissors.myatproto.social · 16h
waiting until my crush opens their window, and then firing myself into their room at 65 mph
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Aled Thompson @aledthompson.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Daily birds 89 - Osprey
A white bird of prey with brown wings, tail feathers and an eye band
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frielf @goblin.fans · 14/10/2026
saw your man getting lambasted at the club
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molly @bugmom.bsky.social · 18h
men have spent a millennia suppressing our collective memory of worm magick for they still fear its ancient writhing power
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Salty MacTavish @saltymactavish.bsky.social · 20h
Here in Mass, our bowling is candlepin bowling. You don’t get fitted for a ball or put your fingers in grody holes. Finesse is for the weak. You hold that fucker like a grenade and chuck that shit as hard as you can. There is deadwood in the gutter.
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Good Trailcams @goodtrailcams.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
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sweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
him: send me a sexy selfie me:
bugthebrusselsgriffon on ig Model, Actor, Sports commentator
Adventures of a multi talented Brussels Griffon
bugthebrusselsgriffon@gmail.com
@ www.sparkpaws.com/BUG10

brown brussels griffon dog wearing an orange shirt and denim overalls posing with a pumpkin 🎃
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terror @weedlejuice.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Might search for something beautiful today
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Uncle Duke @uncleduke1969.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
“I think it might be time to cut back on the energy drinks, Elliott.”
Two northern gannets stand by the water. One looks over at the other, whose head seems aglow, likely the effect of sunlight.
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Veruca's Alt @verucas-alt.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
There is still beauty in this world
A rocky forest creek with small waterfalls
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Jon Carling @joncarling.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
'Her Mystical Friend' inktober day ten #joncarling #inktober2026 #mystical
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Good Trailcams @goodtrailcams.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
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chris. @azedand2knots.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Putting the finishing touches on my fall wardrobe by running through the bushes and coming away with a coat of orb weavers.
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Ian McQue @ianmcque.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Ruins, roots, that sort of thing
Ink/digital drawing, gnarly tree and ruined walls
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Zé Burnay @zeburnay.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Malignant Crown
A malignant crown on an elk
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Will Quinn @willquinnart.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Daily bunny no.3456 goes a-courtin'
Two bunnies are in a rowboat on a small pond, flanked by leaves overhead. One bunny rows the boat, while the other serenades with a small guitar.
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Blair Spookily @blairloudly.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
[pulling a cat out of my emotional support hoodie] here hold this i got an xxl and theres like 6 more tucked in here
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weeder @weeder.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
And today we're pickling onions, never give up
Backlit jar of freshly pickled red onions I made at six am
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✧𝔰𝔭𝔬𝔬𝔨𝔶 𝔪𝔲𝔡 𝔰𝔠𝔞𝔪𝔭✧ @altaudge.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
wishing everyone a very chill the fuck out
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crumbum @fuwolfman.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
You’re tracking stardust everywhere!
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erika @yeeeerika.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
sometimes the plans are just ginger ale and seeing where the night takes us
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Patrick Cosmos @veryimportant.lawyer · 04/09/2026
(Weirdly smug voice) I use both interchangeably.
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mindi @flawdbizkit.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
hold me like this grasshopper
grasshopper holding onto a black cable against the siding of the house
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Opinion Editor @ Bluesky @dly.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
a man: me, ovulating:
Close up of a cat biting its cage looking feral as hell
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Mr. Bea Arthur, Batshit Crazy™️ @steamymac.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
*playing basketball Holy smokes I’m bad at basketball.
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sweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
him: you ok? me:
skeleton seemingly coming out of the ground in front of an ugly grey sofa
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Kellalena @kellalena.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Seductively walking away in new corduroy pants
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Salty MacTavish @saltymactavish.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Here come the crickets and the pumpkins and the thinning of the veil between the corporeal and the ethereal and the sales on 12-packs of english muffins at cvs
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Cats of Yore @catsofyore.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Luxury potato bear. Postcard from my collection, no date/info.
black and white photo of a beautiful longhaired white and tabby cat sitting up on a table covered in an intricately patterned rug. It seems to have a bow around its neck but it's hard to see due to the length of the cat's fur.
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mean things I say to myself @meantomyself.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
I got a new porch goose, a blonde wig, and whole weekend stretched in front of me, can't tell me nothin'
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FᎪᎢ ᏩᎪNᎠᎪᏞF @sofarrsogud.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
[eating cereal for dinner] it's 9am somewhere
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Cats of Yore @catsofyore.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
The Sentinel. Photo from my collection, no date/info.
Black and white photo of a short haired, black tuxedo cat perched on top of a wooden fence post with a field stretching out into the distance behind it.
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Long_Painter @longpainter.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
It’s not “at the Cape”, it’s “on the Cape”.
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Tippi Hedren Collider (now with more birds) 🐦‍⬛ @linanneblack.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
I'm not on TikTok, so there's never any danger of me capturing you in the background of a video; however, you might accidentally get described in the more lawless margins of my notebook.
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sophia ♥️🎃 @sophamir.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
girl who is just doing her best
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✧𝔰𝔭𝔬𝔬𝔨𝔶 𝔪𝔲𝔡 𝔰𝔠𝔞𝔪𝔭✧ @altaudge.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
girl who is just so tired of all this dumb shit
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💀🐺🌱ArtofMaquenda🍄🩸 @artofmaquenda.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
His Tigress
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Jon Carling @joncarling.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
small friends
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binary sunrise @clarascintilla.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Fossils
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maru @koyamori.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
The sound of summer #art
A pair of ghosts riding a bicycle over the waves. 
They return from a trip to collect sunflowers. 
Large jellyfish wind chimes blow in the wind. 
I imagine that's what summer sounds like.
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Pizza Las Vegas @muyrando.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
You expressed public support for a person, place, or thing? That's a rookie mistake.
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cap’n watsisname @capnwatsisname.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Please explain it to me like I’m a little teapot.
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𝚎𝚕𝚕𝚎 🕸️ @waggingtale.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Everything is going great and then one morning you wake up and you have grandma arms.
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Lindsay Fickas @lindsayfickas.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Never have I flip flopped on anything as suddenly and as violently as I have from being an anti-refried beans child to an ardently pro-refried beans adult
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Shiv Ramdas Mens Rice Activist @nameshiv.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
just for once I would like if caffeine actually did keep me up at night, when does this effect start like at what age cause it never has yet
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Travis comma bitch @prof-hinkley.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Do not be a cool guy. Just be a regular guy.
Sign warning against leaning on a door
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andy vs. @im-all-id.me · 24/07/2026
Calculating how many Frank's Red Hot sauce packets I need to steal from the hospital cafeteria to cover the copay
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WeRateDogs @weratedogs.com · 23/07/2026
This is Finn. He likes to ominously stand on his hind legs in the water. We've asked him to stop but he won't. Still 13/10 (TT: firstmatefinn)
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Jon Carling @joncarling.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
arranging flowers
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Sorrowscopes @sorrowscopes.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Sagittarius: Put down that knife. Pick it up again. Lick the knife. Lick the dull side. Or the sharp side, whatever. The world is an ant colony and you are its emperor.
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