Reposted by Jane DoeScissors @scissors.myatproto.social · 16hwaiting until my crush opens their window, and then firing myself into their room at 65 mph 1111912
Reposted by Jane DoeAled Thompson @aledthompson.bsky.social · 14/10/2026Daily birds 89 - Osprey 5630123
Reposted by Jane Doemolly @bugmom.bsky.social · 18hmen have spent a millennia suppressing our collective memory of worm magick for they still fear its ancient writhing power 0325
Reposted by Jane DoeSalty MacTavish @saltymactavish.bsky.social · 20hHere in Mass, our bowling is candlepin bowling. You don’t get fitted for a ball or put your fingers in grody holes. Finesse is for the weak. You hold that fucker like a grenade and chuck that shit as hard as you can. There is deadwood in the gutter. 2216745
Reposted by Jane Doesweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 11/10/2026him: send me a sexy selfie me: 934661
Reposted by Jane Doeterror @weedlejuice.bsky.social · 11/10/2026Might search for something beautiful today 17514
Reposted by Jane DoeUncle Duke @uncleduke1969.bsky.social · 11/10/2026“I think it might be time to cut back on the energy drinks, Elliott.” 1141276
Reposted by Jane DoeVeruca's Alt @verucas-alt.bsky.social · 11/10/2026There is still beauty in this world 925328
Reposted by Jane DoeJon Carling @joncarling.bsky.social · 11/10/2026'Her Mystical Friend' inktober day ten #joncarling #inktober2026 #mystical 320136
Reposted by Jane Doechris. @azedand2knots.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Putting the finishing touches on my fall wardrobe by running through the bushes and coming away with a coat of orb weavers. 311041
Reposted by Jane DoeIan McQue @ianmcque.bsky.social · 04/08/2026Ruins, roots, that sort of thing 121395202
Reposted by Jane DoeWill Quinn @willquinnart.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Daily bunny no.3456 goes a-courtin' 42630520
Reposted by Jane DoeBlair Spookily @blairloudly.bsky.social · 18/09/2026[pulling a cat out of my emotional support hoodie] here hold this i got an xxl and theres like 6 more tucked in here 37732
Reposted by Jane Doeweeder @weeder.bsky.social · 17/09/2026And today we're pickling onions, never give up 1430916
Reposted by Jane Doe✧𝔰𝔭𝔬𝔬𝔨𝔶 𝔪𝔲𝔡 𝔰𝔠𝔞𝔪𝔭✧ @altaudge.bsky.social · 11/09/2026wishing everyone a very chill the fuck out 37015
Reposted by Jane Doecrumbum @fuwolfman.bsky.social · 04/09/2026You’re tracking stardust everywhere! 615362
Reposted by Jane Doeerika @yeeeerika.bsky.social · 28/08/2026sometimes the plans are just ginger ale and seeing where the night takes us 1244
Reposted by Jane DoePatrick Cosmos @veryimportant.lawyer · 04/09/2026(Weirdly smug voice) I use both interchangeably. 2396761
Reposted by Jane DoeOpinion Editor @ Bluesky @dly.bsky.social · 04/09/2026a man: me, ovulating: 326223
Reposted by Jane DoeMr. Bea Arthur, Batshit Crazy™️ @steamymac.bsky.social · 05/09/2026*playing basketball Holy smokes I’m bad at basketball. 16723
Reposted by Jane DoeKellalena @kellalena.bsky.social · 01/09/2026Seductively walking away in new corduroy pants 1518075
Reposted by Jane DoeSalty MacTavish @saltymactavish.bsky.social · 01/09/2026Here come the crickets and the pumpkins and the thinning of the veil between the corporeal and the ethereal and the sales on 12-packs of english muffins at cvs 410734
Reposted by Jane DoeCats of Yore @catsofyore.bsky.social · 01/09/2026Luxury potato bear. Postcard from my collection, no date/info. 162559212
Reposted by Jane Doemean things I say to myself @meantomyself.bsky.social · 29/08/2026I got a new porch goose, a blonde wig, and whole weekend stretched in front of me, can't tell me nothin' 36811
Reposted by Jane DoeFᎪᎢ ᏩᎪNᎠᎪᏞF @sofarrsogud.bsky.social · 31/07/2026[eating cereal for dinner] it's 9am somewhere 425386
Reposted by Jane DoeCats of Yore @catsofyore.bsky.social · 31/07/2026The Sentinel. Photo from my collection, no date/info. 171553136
Reposted by Jane DoeLong_Painter @longpainter.bsky.social · 28/07/2026It’s not “at the Cape”, it’s “on the Cape”. 123040
Reposted by Jane DoeTippi Hedren Collider (now with more birds) 🐦⬛ @linanneblack.bsky.social · 26/07/2026I'm not on TikTok, so there's never any danger of me capturing you in the background of a video; however, you might accidentally get described in the more lawless margins of my notebook. 07123
Reposted by Jane Doesophia ♥️🎃 @sophamir.bsky.social · 27/07/2026girl who is just doing her best 2559
Reposted by Jane Doe✧𝔰𝔭𝔬𝔬𝔨𝔶 𝔪𝔲𝔡 𝔰𝔠𝔞𝔪𝔭✧ @altaudge.bsky.social · 27/07/2026girl who is just so tired of all this dumb shit 310324
Reposted by Jane DoePizza Las Vegas @muyrando.bsky.social · 24/07/2026You expressed public support for a person, place, or thing? That's a rookie mistake. 1113
Reposted by Jane Doecap’n watsisname @capnwatsisname.bsky.social · 23/07/2026Please explain it to me like I’m a little teapot. 12358129
Reposted by Jane Doe𝚎𝚕𝚕𝚎 🕸️ @waggingtale.bsky.social · 24/07/2026Everything is going great and then one morning you wake up and you have grandma arms. 4438
Reposted by Jane DoeLindsay Fickas @lindsayfickas.bsky.social · 24/07/2026Never have I flip flopped on anything as suddenly and as violently as I have from being an anti-refried beans child to an ardently pro-refried beans adult 171836
Reposted by Jane DoeShiv Ramdas Mens Rice Activist @nameshiv.bsky.social · 24/07/2026just for once I would like if caffeine actually did keep me up at night, when does this effect start like at what age cause it never has yet 211533
Reposted by Jane DoeTravis comma bitch @prof-hinkley.bsky.social · 24/07/2026Do not be a cool guy. Just be a regular guy. 1628852
Reposted by Jane Doeandy vs. @im-all-id.me · 24/07/2026Calculating how many Frank's Red Hot sauce packets I need to steal from the hospital cafeteria to cover the copay 17534118
Reposted by Jane DoeWeRateDogs @weratedogs.com · 23/07/2026This is Finn. He likes to ominously stand on his hind legs in the water. We've asked him to stop but he won't. Still 13/10 (TT: firstmatefinn) 313125581468
Reposted by Jane DoeSorrowscopes @sorrowscopes.bsky.social · 17/07/2026Sagittarius: Put down that knife. Pick it up again. Lick the knife. Lick the dull side. Or the sharp side, whatever. The world is an ant colony and you are its emperor. 117356