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But doctor, I replied, bursting into tears, I 𝘢𝘮 universally beloved bluesky personality Microplastics Sommelier Boston area coffee-milk advocate ⚓️ | Astro PhD 🔭 | he/him | Exact Same Politics As You Reskeets = Endorsing me as a person

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Joad The Wet Sprocket @joadsprocket.bsky.social · 21m
"The Superintendent arrives on time, despite faulty directions. His concerns over smoke in the kitchen are assuaged with assurances that it is actually steam, a product of the bivalve mollusk steaming process, but something has changed. He is not served clams, but hamburgers."
Kevin Costner addressing the courtroom in JFK (1991)
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Scissors @scissors.myatproto.social · 1h
waiting until my crush opens their window, and then firing myself into their room at 65 mph
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Microplastics Sommelier @eephus.biz · 1h
The blonde imperial lady from Andor looking at her phone, shocked, with little doll hands. She is in a black Empire-type costume.
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Microplastics Sommelier @eephus.biz · 20h
it me
30 Rock
Tracy: I'm gonna make you a mix tape. You like Phil Collins?
Jack: I've got two ears and a heart, don't I?
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SKELLYTON @pizzalawyer420.bsky.social · 6h
Always wet! No Survivors!
Ocean friend always wet no survivors little swamp monster toy
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Gef the Toking Mongoose @geftokingmongoose.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
when someone sees the bluesky logo on my phone and asks what it is
Still from the television show the Simpsons showing Homer speaking happily. Text is altered from the original quote to say "it's a pornography website. I was buying pornography."
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Tyler, from the Internet (Haunted) @tylerfromtheinternet.com · 19h
slowly, laws and regulations have eventually whittled hotel floorplans incredibly homogenous across this country. however, plastering every inch of the naked room in reflections wasn't laws and regulations, it was just convergent evolution because hotel architects are fucking hateful freaks
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assbutt @nasboat.org · 20h
This is the ideal male body. You may not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like.
Phil Collins leaning on his drum set like a badass
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Microplastics Sommelier @eephus.biz · 21h
oh my god
theverge.com article from May 23, 2024
Google promised a better search experience - now it's telling us to put glue on our pizza / Google's Al Overviews feature is delivering incorrect answers faster than ever. bv 4 Kvlie RobisonGuardian from Fri 24 May 2024
Kelly Rowland alleges racial profiling in Cannes film festival usher incident
Destiny's Child singer confronted usher at Marcello Mio premiere earlier this week
Ben Beaumont-Thomas
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amy brown 👻 @amybrown.xyz · 13/10/2026
since we’re doing this discourse again here’s why im no longer on twitter
Elon Musk on October 28, 2022: Comedy is now legal on twitter 

Me with my profile photo and display name changed to Elon Musk on November 4, 2022: My wife left me

A screenshot of my account suspension for violating twitter rules
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Microplastics Sommelier @eephus.biz · 13/10/2026
might fuck around and get a custom domain
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Evelyn Lamb @evelynjlamb.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
I'll be on Jeopardy today! It filmed at a really hectic time in my life and I barely remember it, so it'll be fun to watch and see what happened. :) Find out where to watch: www.jeopardy.com/watch Or watch it the next day on Peacock or Hulu.
A picture of me and Ken Jennings on the Jeopardy stage.
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Microplastics Sommelier @eephus.biz · 13/10/2026
when only half the couple is into extreme sports
On set photo of Star Trek Deep Space Nine showing Odo and Garak. The Odo makeup on René Auberjonois is all dry and blistered, like he was overcooked. Andrew Robinson is immaculate, and they are tenderly holding hands.
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Nitish Pahwa @nitishpahwa.com · 13/10/2026
one of my favorite projects to date: for Slate's 20 Years of 30 Rock package, I compiled *every* original song written over its seven seasons, from Jenna's shortest snippets to the full-length "Werewolf Bar Mitzvah." here's The 30 Rock Mixtape, all in one webpage: slate.com/culture/2026...
slate.com
30 Rock’s Unsung Secret Weapon
The crackling parodies, covers, and jingles that made up the music of 30 Rock.
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It's The Big Iron, Charlie Brown @big-iron.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
"france isnt real," i assure myself as i close my eyes and ram the eiffel tower with my shitty bronco
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Microplastics Sommelier @eephus.biz · 13/10/2026
[shocked pikachu face]
The Washington Post
Democracy Dies in Darkness
They came to Washington to dismantle government. Now, they're profiting from it.
DOGE alumni have leveraged their government experience, raising at least half a billion dollars for firms spanning cyberwarfare, Al and data centers, a Post analysis found.
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Microplastics Sommelier @eephus.biz · 13/10/2026
when i periodically check in on what twitter has become, the thing i notice (aside from the ubiquitous slurs & hatred), is how much discussion there concerns people as groups rather than individuals. a fundamentally fascist framework for understanding the world, and not consigned only to the RWers.
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Lance Schmidt 📹🎥 @lancelotomy.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
I imagine Robert Moses had this framed in his masturbatorium.
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Microplastics Sommelier @eephus.biz · 13/10/2026
could the dead author do THIS?! (retroactively ruin a beloved book series by going insane online)
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Microplastics Sommelier @eephus.biz · 13/10/2026
when only half the couple is into extreme sports
On set photo of Star Trek Deep Space Nine showing Odo and Garak. The Odo makeup on René Auberjonois is all dry and blistered, like he was overcooked. Andrew Robinson is immaculate, and they are tenderly holding hands.
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Microplastics Sommelier @eephus.biz · 24/11/2024
there was a 1936 proposal to build a concrete ramp structure up to the midpoint of the eiffel tower so you could drive up it. and i, for one, think it’s a shame that there was never a trend of making world monuments more car-accessible.
The Eiffel Tower with an illustrated concrete arc structure built across its middle. Each side has corkscrew ramps and you can see little cars driving on it.
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EEK! Semper Tyrannis! 🕸️🦇🍬🍫 @nicksempertyrannis.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
DIG through the ditches and WORM through the witches and SLAM through the back of my APP-ULA
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Microplastics Sommelier @eephus.biz · 13/10/2026
yet more italians refusing to assimilate
Instagram: whatsgoingoninrhodeisland
Providence, Rhode Island
Picture of a bunch of Buddy Cianci…supporters? At a Columbus Day parade
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Microplastics Sommelier @eephus.biz · 12/10/2026
i’ve spent too many infuriating hours trying to get computers to do the things they are supposed to do to believe that they deserve to be “treated with dignity”
also, just treat the computer with dignity and don't be a jerk to it and stop looking for justifications to practice abusive behaviors towards any part of the universe; it's not hard, and being a decent person who doesn't emotionally pollute the world doesn't necessitate solving that problem
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Kurt Busiek @kurtbusiek.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
After the novel, that was pretty much what I thought would happen next.
Cover to THE NEW ADVENTURES OF HUCK FINN 1
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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Right, it turns out that instead of letting the Republicans set the terms of the debate, you can simply tell them and their enablers in the media to cram it. El-Sayed has been doing the same thing. It's long overdue.
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Microplastics Sommelier @eephus.biz · 12/10/2026
stopped at a travel plaza over the border from NY this afternoon where people were so excited to buy gas that was “only” $4.36/gal, that the station was literally out of gas
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Microplastics Sommelier @eephus.biz · 12/10/2026
best part of getting texted an anonymous political survey is being able to say stuff that would get my account zapped if i posted it
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Microplastics Sommelier @eephus.biz · 11/10/2026
david brooks: you find yourself here, wyd?
Christoph Waltz in an SS uniform in Inglorious Basterds: "Oh so now everyone you don't like is a Nazi!”
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worm @rfksbrainworm.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
i been hacked. all my gonks gone
@techokami@woof.tech

They had to recall all the gonks

[Primark Halloween gonks had to be recalled as they’re full of asbestos. They're little dolls kinda like a Labubu or Troll doll]
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Microplastics Sommelier @eephus.biz · 11/10/2026
cleveland’s holy-plague-alert status has just been raised to: ‘elevated’
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alexis simpson is confused by display name changes @amutepiggy.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
me to every single company i've ever interacted with
the "don't email my wife" meme.
a picture of home with a three car garage. someone spray painted, in red spray paint, the words "Stop now. don't e-mail my wife." i changed it to say "don't email my me."
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Microplastics Sommelier @eephus.biz · 11/10/2026
huge if true
A sticker on the wall that reads TITS ARE BACK!
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rebar mcentire? @rebarmcentire.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
carefully curating my timeline to only show me the dumbest shit you've ever seen in your life
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Microplastics Sommelier @eephus.biz · 10/10/2026
Al Pacino in Heat (1995) uttering his immortal line about an ass and whether it is great
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Will BOO!-rows 🖖🥖🥀 @reforest-kelley.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
"Knock, knock" "Who's there?" "Deez" *rolling eyes, sighing* "Deez who?" "Deez are the voyages of the starship Enterprise"
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Memento (spooky) Morty 🌙 @mementomorty.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
they're grinding me into a small powder and then dissolving me in into a liquid of unknown origin
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Microplastics Sommelier @eephus.biz · 10/10/2026
officially “over” the idea of having “vaccine side effects.” we got to do that once w/ covid and once w/ the booster maybe, but let’s suck it up now. you’re fine. just like i’m fine, having had them yesterday and just coincidentally having a headache all day for unrelated reasons.
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Microplastics Sommelier @eephus.biz · 09/10/2026
yes, hello, i would like to be crushed by the giant gameboy please?
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Microplastics Sommelier @eephus.biz · 10/10/2026
a new contender has emerged
Alexander Skarsgard, in a gold suit, and Olivia Colman attend the screening of “Wicker” during The 70th BFI London Film Festival at BFI Southbank on October 08, 2026 in London, England. (Photo by Laura Rose/Dave Benett/WireImage)
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Seven Machina Rasmussen @toomanyspectra.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
had a BLAST talking astrobiology and the Drake Equation on @npr.org today! catch my segment on Short Wave in the next few weeks!
me in the lobby by the NPR deskme in the recording studio
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Microplastics Sommelier @eephus.biz · 09/10/2026
yes, hello, i would like to be crushed by the giant gameboy please?
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Micah @rincewind.run · 08/10/2026
the reason “AI will create so much abundance we will have a utopian society” rhetoric falls so flat is that the people building it will never, ever share their bounty unless it is taken from them and we all know it
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Microplastics Sommelier @eephus.biz · 09/10/2026
these are already 🔥 can’t wait to see the city connects
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dr. rich traditions, JD @helldude.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
the blood and soil guys are right to some extent. your heritage and birthright are being forcibly threatened by violent thugs. and that heritage and birthright is called a secular multicultural democracy with vague pretensions towards egalitarianism and lawful order
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Microplastics Sommelier @eephus.biz · 09/10/2026
the easter bunny died for your salvation
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Microplastics Sommelier @eephus.biz · 09/10/2026
jon ossoff is practicing politics The Right Way
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Microplastics Sommelier @eephus.biz · 09/10/2026
new buster keaton challenge just dropped
Side of a building with shelves holding a tremendous number of gourds
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Microplastics Sommelier @eephus.biz · 08/10/2026
don’t let anyone tell you that the right has no cultural power, or that it’s limited to country music and truck nutz, when they’re out here coarsening society to the point where we’re doing public executions like it’s feudal europe.
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