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Nothing makes me feel like more of an abject failure at life than when a beautiful woman calls me “dude,” and dear reader I once crashed an airplane. I should probably explain.

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Braden Serkas @portmanteauface.bsky.social · 16h

The old world is dying, and the new world struggles to be born: now is the time of the season when love runs high

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kattsdogma.bsky.social @kattsdogma.bsky.social · 10m

i can’t come out to play today,, bluesky . i have a tummy ache jk my foot hurts jk my neck is sore jk my ankle is twisted jk my jaw is locked jk my

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Salty in the South @saltyinthesouth.bsky.social · 26/06/2025

Women don’t owe you anything. Hope this clears things up

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sweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 1h

some people are like a fabulous bookstore where you can’t wait to dive into every story

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sweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 6h

your honor, you cannot charge these crows with murder without caws

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sweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 7h

a bat signal but for donuts

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sweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

in the avengers: doomsday movie all hope is lost and evil reigns supreme oh wait no this is the news

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Jane, actually @maidofbeans.bsky.social · 6h

Always one awkward hug away from faking my own death.

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Jane, actually @maidofbeans.bsky.social · 8h

Outdoor showers are great until a gust of wind runs off with your bathrobe.

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Uncle Duke @uncleduke1969.bsky.social · 2h

Norwegian death metal band Hvalross to release new album “Blood in the Water” this Friday. The first single, “Something Smells Fishy” is available to stream now on all major services.

“Sea Gangsters”
Photograph: Marek Jackowski/Nikon Comedy Wildlife Awards 2026

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Uncle Duke @uncleduke1969.bsky.social · 4h

punk’s not dead

“Angry Bird”
Photograph: Jan Wittmer/Nikon Comedy Wildlife Awards 2026

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𝙱𝚊𝚋𝚎 𝚁𝚞𝚝𝚑𝚕𝚎𝚜𝚜 @unfitz.bsky.social · 7h

Looking for a needle in a haystack, by profession: Lawyer: Carefully explore by hand for years while charging by the hour Warrior: Burn the entire haystack Scientist: Use a magnet

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Dropped Mike @rebrafsim.bsky.social · 6h

the o’s in “look” are an example

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𝙱𝚊𝚋𝚎 𝚁𝚞𝚝𝚑𝚕𝚎𝚜𝚜 @unfitz.bsky.social · 16/10/2025

One day we’ll look back on this and remember none of it because of all the drugs.

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Dropped Mike @rebrafsim.bsky.social · 17/01/2025

daughter: look daddy, I made you this picture! me: aw honey, what the fuck am I supposed to do with this

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Jimmer Cork-Bottle @jimmerthatisall.bsky.social · 9h

This day in history. 2000. The man who killed John Lennon, Mark David Chapman, was denied parole for the first of 13 times, but this year his wife reports that Jesus told him that the MAGA candidate for governor of New York would win and would pardon him because "those fatheads will pardon anybody."

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Braden Serkas @portmanteauface.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

How YOU doin’? I mean financially. Matt LeBlanc here for AARP

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Braden Serkas @portmanteauface.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Take me down to the paradise city where you learn to read and your posts aren’t shitty

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Braden Serkas @portmanteauface.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

I think it’s ridiculous that the HOA is insisting I take down the giant skeleton I put up in my front yard just because it “came from a bull elk” and “still has meat on it”

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kattsdogma.bsky.social @kattsdogma.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

i hope no one ever checks my signature for veracity cuz there’s the one i use on checks so nobody can replicate it then there’s the one i use on legal docs which looks like a 7 yr old who just learned cursive then there’s the one i use on computers which is basically a squiggly line then there’s

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kattsdogma.bsky.social @kattsdogma.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

me: the phrase “dog cocks ears” kinda sounds like the ingredients for a witch’s brew, amirite my gynecologist: what

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Salty in the South @saltyinthesouth.bsky.social · 23/06/2025

War is small dick energy

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sweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

if it’s ok for our govt to crime then what’s the prob with me waltzing out of the store with all these rotisserie chickens in my pants

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sweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

people say all sewer clowns are evil but this one helped me get rid of an obnoxious neighborhood kid

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sweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

according to the farmer’s almanac it’s hell on earth

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sweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

things have gotten so bad tinker bell is begging everyone to stop clapping for her

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sweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

one time this man appeared while i was in a sketchy parking lot and asked me if i wanted to buy tamales and it was one of the greatest days of my life

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sweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

yeah, but see the problem is i don’t believe in hell so i’m going to need these people to suffer now

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strange ranger @lithiumsucks.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

The person you're becoming is the one your family never made room for.

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Idle @hatesnicethings.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

I couldn’t read the writing on the wall because there were three minutes of ads before they showed you any words at all.

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Cosmic Clau @cosmicclau.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

thanks but if i need advice i will google it to find the relevant information likely contained in a reddit thread that i will then screenshot forget to read and delete in the not too distant future

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Jane, actually @maidofbeans.bsky.social · 02/10/2026