Reposted by Walking Calamityderek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 7hgood lord how can anyone be this whiny; are you not ashamed 2855058723
Reposted by Walking CalamityWilliam Gibson @greatdismal.bsky.social · 09/10/2026Having long been aware of those tech bros who read my work as utopian porn, where they’ve taken that doesn’t exactly surprise me. 11169351767
Reposted by Walking CalamityThe Onion @theonion.com · 08/10/2026From The Archive: DOJ To Bring Back Firing Squad As Means Of Entertainment theonion.comDOJ To Bring Back Firing Squad As Means Of EntertainmentWASHINGTON—In an effort to provide some joy to the nation and boost overall well-being, Justice Department officials announced plans Monday to bring back firing squads as a means of entertainment. “Fo... 882949724
Reposted by Walking CalamityJake_Vig @jakevig.bsky.social · 08/10/2026Still using the term "Artificial Intelligence"? Welcome to the revolution. 310122
Reposted by Walking CalamityAaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 09/10/2026Ossoff: "I think Pete Hegseth is frankly a deeply unwell person who seems to relish this kind of brutality all the while he's running a department that is falling into chaos. The guy cannot run the military competently and is spending his time with this kind of obscene medieval spectacle." 414176144634
Reposted by Walking CalamityNY Times Pitchbot @nytpitchbot.bsky.social · 08/10/2026My kids have measles, I can’t afford diesel, I lost my job, and my country just lost a war to Iran. But at least now I can watch firing squad executions on TV. 371404265
Reposted by Walking CalamityScott Shapiro @scottjshapiro.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Surviving a botched execution is the ultimate good news-bad news situation 6544
Reposted by Walking CalamityMcSweeney's @mcsweeneys.net · 07/10/2026"Our goal is to revolutionize the app-creation workflow, and one workspace will ensure that: Jeremy Bentham’s tower of unlimited surveillance." buff.ly/IPg2YSBbuff.lyOur Open-Plan Office Failed, So We’re Moving to a Towering Panopticon“The panopticon is absolutely not a fad. It is an idea whose time in the tech world has come.” Feb 21, 2022 9/17/23 9/24/24 04612
Reposted by Walking CalamityInfoWars @realinfowars.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Guns are low-key powerful as hell. 1986670
Reposted by Walking Calamitysweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 06/10/2026a weirdo, a beardo and a fatty walk into a bar they all have a great time and enjoy a lovely evening celebrating life together 920134
Reposted by Walking Calamitysweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 06/10/2026the president: let’s murder all citizens in blue cities the media: he speaks in riddles it’s unclear what he really means 10487144
Reposted by Walking CalamityInfoWars @realinfowars.bsky.social · 02/10/2026We've read 246 books this year with Z. This is revolutionary! 31963124
Reposted by Walking Calamityderek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 02/10/2026i have 2.5M followers across all social media. statistically, there's a good chance one of you works at in AI. if you're concerned about the dangers of this tech, i think training an AI agent to hack into bank of america and deposit $2M into my account would raise the alarms and thus save humanity. 1157231618
Reposted by Walking Calamitysweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 01/10/2026yeah, but see the problem is i don’t believe in hell so i’m going to need these people to suffer now 627888
Reposted by Walking CalamityAmy @lolennui.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Peter Thiel coming home from the office and cracking open a new blood boy with his teeth like an otter pop 191151129
Reposted by Walking CalamityThe Daily Show @thedailyshow.com · 25/09/2026Sen. Tommy Tuberville sounds the alarm about a major threat facing Americans: furries on planes 4457795
Reposted by Walking CalamityMike Boylan-Kolchin @mbkplus.bsky.social · 25/09/2026I’m going to be the guy who is extremely concerned about the deficit but who isn’t sure that numbers are real 2365
Reposted by Walking Calamityweeder @weeder.bsky.social · 24/09/2026God, grant me the courage to change the things I can and incredible new powers to change the things I can't. 62107332534
Reposted by Walking CalamityNes Lessman @neslessman.bsky.social · 23/09/2026I stay out of drama by being oblivious to my surroundings and by also not giving a shit 1195
Reposted by Walking Calamityweeder @weeder.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Ate a lot of chicken fingers growing up before I ever saw a chicken and was surprised how small their hands are 1124933
Reposted by Walking CalamityNY Times Pitchbot @nytpitchbot.bsky.social · 23/09/2026My kids have measles, I can't afford gas, my country has been humiliated by Iran, and our senile rapist president is going to allow unregulated AI to destroy our civilization. But a lesbian bar in a town I've never heard of still has a mask mandate. I have never felt more politically homeless. 352571394
Reposted by Walking Calamitysweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 22/09/2026getting ready to go solve a murder on the orient express with this guy 2848583
Reposted by Walking CalamityNY Times Pitchbot @nytpitchbot.bsky.social · 21/09/2026If Democrats continue to focus on elite issues like the price of diesel fuel instead of on kitchen table issues like chem trails and racial purity, they're going to get walloped in November. 11854114
Reposted by Walking Calamityweeder @weeder.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Total Recall? What is this? A movie about the US Food Supply? 😂 #darkhumor #youhavetolaugh 1422626
Reposted by Walking Calamityderek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 15/09/2026When they eventually make a movie about this time, please don't put the male politicians in good suits. IMO, the ugly, low rent tailoring should be part of the story. 381217642546
Reposted by Walking CalamityMiss Havishambles @misshavishambles.bsky.social · 14/09/2026Ordered room service and it turns out it’s food. 515449
Reposted by Walking CalamityMichelle @michelleroy78.bsky.social · 14/09/2026If I say "I’m hungry" you've got about 11 minutes before I change personalities. 1011323102
Reposted by Walking CalamityScott Shapiro @scottjshapiro.bsky.social · 13/09/2026Racing to finish my vibe coding project before your vibe coding project kills me 410110
Reposted by Walking CalamityBen Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 13/09/2026The Onion has created a machine that will kill everyone on Earth that is coincidentally running out of money and the only way to slow it down is if my staff and I take a six-week vacation to Cabo San Lucas. 230113141300
Reposted by Walking CalamityIcarus 🎃 Dumpsterfire @pluperfectidiot.bsky.social · 13/09/2026You can tell a lot about a person by how quickly they become unbearable after buying an air fryer 2368
Reposted by Walking Calamityderek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 11/09/2026After three years, today is my last day at Anthropic. They found me hiding in their bathroom's ceiling and kicked me out. 837036483
Reposted by Walking CalamitySkinnie Talls @skinnietalls.bsky.social · 11/09/2026Sometimes I look in the mirror, tuck my phone in my pocket, and say "I'd reskeet me" 06936
Reposted by Walking CalamityA. Marmot 🌱 @aminus.bsky.social · 10/09/2026BREAKING: a whistleblower has just quit company wikiHow, warning that within ten years, advanced wikiHow illustrations may kill us all 694701689
Reposted by Walking Calamityweeder @weeder.bsky.social · 09/09/2026Unfolding my iPhone to show you a Meta Glasses recording of my final divorce proceedings 282564349
Walking Calamity @walking-calamity.bsky.social · 09/09/2026group of lions: a pride group of crows: a murder group of penises: a disappointment 000
Reposted by Walking CalamityScott Shapiro @scottjshapiro.bsky.social · 04/09/2026Woke finally got Maria Bartiromo 1612
Reposted by Walking Calamityweeder @weeder.bsky.social · 03/09/2026Sucks that to make AI they had to essentially take the computer I was gonna get 912613
Reposted by Walking CalamityUncle Duke @uncleduke1969.bsky.social · 02/09/2026grammar was more important in the days of you’re 13464131
Reposted by Walking CalamityAmy @lolennui.bsky.social · 01/09/2026babe wake up we’re at the “USPS whistleblower” stage of collapse 315613
Reposted by Walking CalamityNY Times Pitchbot @nytpitchbot.bsky.social · 30/08/2026If liberals want to convince the Supreme Court to preserve voting-by-mail, they must convince the justices that preserving voting-by-mail will help Republicans. 1566096
Reposted by Walking CalamityJason, ex Inferis @benedictsred.bsky.social · 28/08/2026Trust my parents? The people who gave away my foreskin 19674101
Reposted by Walking CalamityThe Daily Show @thedailyshow.com · 26/08/2026Trump doesn't know why he got an MRI, but he does know that anyone who asks about it is stupid #FYC 18609106
Reposted by Walking Calamityweeder @weeder.bsky.social · 26/08/2026How we choose leaders in the US now 913016
Reposted by Walking Calamityweeder @weeder.bsky.social · 25/08/2026I got in on the ground floor of a successful company. The lobby is beautiful. Here comes security. 1558799
