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Gene Rayburn

@generayburn.com
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Host of Match Game in years past. While he has passed on, I am here to make jokes and avoid politics if I can. My top posts: bsky.app/profile/did:plc:moo6wdbapn…

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Gene Rayburn @generayburn.com · 21m
#Bjork is happy it is FRIDAY
Bjork
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Evie Nyx @evienyx7.bsky.social · 10h
I'm not saying this giant tarantula plushie will solve all of my problems but I am much happier now than I was before
Me holding a giant stuffed tarantula Me holding a giant stuffed tarantula
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Jo @whatsjo.bsky.social · 01/05/2023
date: can you take off your work gloves Jim Henson: they have names
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Gene Rayburn @generayburn.com · 13h
Your delivery
Doordash guy sitting in a bathroom stall with a delivery
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Gene Rayburn @generayburn.com · 14h
When you do horrible things like have a bad doctor's appointment and go to McDonald's afterwards to feel better.
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Gene Rayburn @generayburn.com · 15h
What's your favorite GIF?
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Jack Donaghy: It's After Six, What Am I, A Farmer?
Alt: Jack Donaghy: It's After Six, What Am I, A Farmer?
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Gene Rayburn @generayburn.com · 15h
If we share this nightmare, We can dream... spiritus mundi
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Gene Rayburn @generayburn.com · 16h
Defrosting
Mariah Carey in a block of ice
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Gene Rayburn @generayburn.com · 16h
This actually always works for me. 👍
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stefan @stefanthinks.bsky.social · 16h
it’s so unfair that i have to compete against people with motivation
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Gene Rayburn @generayburn.com · 23h
#Bjork
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Frovo @frovo.bsky.social · 21h
it's called a wig maybe you've haired of it
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Gene Rayburn @generayburn.com · 21h
What a long month October has been. My god.
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kel 🩸 @viewtoakel.bsky.social · 22h
🎃
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Gene Rayburn @generayburn.com · 23h
Tim Curry's Instagram today...
Tim Curry as Frank-n-furter on Sept 30 and Oct 1, coming alive!
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Gene Rayburn @generayburn.com · 23h
#Bjork
Bjork
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Gene Rayburn @generayburn.com · 30/09/2026
Who farted?
Girl with the Pearl Earring painting, but she's holding her nose
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Gene Rayburn @generayburn.com · 30/09/2026
Time to post another banger... *thinks real hard*
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Gene Rayburn @generayburn.com · 30/09/2026
I get it now!
If you want to be happy, don't be sad.
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Tabby🦇 @findmeinthecreek.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I keep telling myself to stop picking up plain gray quartz, but it just shines up so nice! #rocktumbling #rockhounding
A squareish composition of super glossy, mostly flat and rounded quartz in various opacity. All of it is gray, though some is very light and others are nearly black.
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raindro g but spooky @raindro.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
my feet be stinking sometimes 😭
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Corduroy Cheddar @corduroycheddar.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Why queue is spelled like that? I don't have a clueue.
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Gene Rayburn @generayburn.com · 30/09/2026
"Here's what Warren Buffet says to do if the AI bubble bursts" Be rich. It's be rich isn't it,,
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Gene Rayburn @generayburn.com · 30/09/2026
The meeting that would not end.
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Man's Gun To Mouth Gesture on TV Show
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PhantomDeeks 🫶 @deeks549.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
They should invent a me that doesn't suck
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Gene Rayburn @generayburn.com · 30/09/2026
My house is a bit different
Hawk and Buck Rogers from the tv show, Buck Rogers
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illumi @yallchemist.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
they're boosting your ass on doxxsky
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Gene Rayburn @generayburn.com · 30/09/2026
What's your favorite gif?
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✧𝔰𝔭𝔬𝔬𝔨𝔶 𝔪𝔲𝔡 𝔰𝔠𝔞𝔪𝔭✧ @altaudge.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
i think the worms in my brain would be really good friends with the worms in your brain
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Gene Rayburn @generayburn.com · 30/09/2026
Some of you are unhinged.
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donni saphire @donni.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Simplify your life by hibernating from now until spring
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Gene Rayburn @generayburn.com · 30/09/2026
Seems harsh, but I'll allow it.
In The Shining (1980), instead of using a bookmark like a civilized person, Wendy Torrance chooses to dog ear pages instead. This is Kubrick's subtle way of letting the viewer know she and her family deserved everything that happened to them.
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Gene Rayburn @generayburn.com · 30/09/2026
I started my first job at 12 years old. #GenX
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Gene Rayburn @generayburn.com · 30/09/2026
That's the way I want to go
A man in Pompeii frozen in ash in a position of masturbating
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Gene Rayburn @generayburn.com · 30/09/2026
#Bjork says happy Wednesday!
Bjork
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Gene Rayburn @generayburn.com · 30/09/2026
Land of the Lost
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Gene Rayburn @generayburn.com · 30/09/2026
I'm sorry I used spray paint cans as flamethrowers in your attic in 1979. Didn't realize it could cause a fire.
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Gene Rayburn @generayburn.com · 29/09/2026
I was raised on hose water.
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James @james.tarnation.lol · 29/09/2026
nat king cole is short for natural light king coleslaw
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SpaceAge Polymer @dollarsteak.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
felt cute. might delete later.
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Gene Rayburn @generayburn.com · 29/09/2026
You know where I want to go? *shouts really loud* SVALBARD!
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Jennifer Lee ☀️ @uofagrad97.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Perfect lead. 10/10
By Thomas L. Friedman
Opinion Columnist
President Trump is such an awful human being that just writing about him feels degrading. What
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The Volatile Mermaid @ohnoshetwitnt.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Pete Hegseth was a DUI hire.
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Gene Rayburn @generayburn.com · 29/09/2026
Kissing the Presidential Ass. Just a waste of our taxpayer dollars. Vote. Them. Out.
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Gene Rayburn @generayburn.com · 29/09/2026
Is this thing on
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Man's Surprised Reaction: Hello Umm
Alt: Man's Surprised Reaction: Hello Umm
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Gene Rayburn @generayburn.com · 29/09/2026
I was raised on hose water.
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Gene Rayburn @generayburn.com · 29/09/2026
Them: I've never seen Widow's Bay, The Pitt, or The Last of Us. Me:
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James Franco's Puzzled 'Wait What' Expression
Alt: James Franco's Puzzled 'Wait What' Expression
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Gene Rayburn @generayburn.com · 29/09/2026
*watching bluesky like a tv set* There's nothing good on...
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Gene Rayburn @generayburn.com · 29/09/2026
I don't have a smart toilet. I have a dumb toilet.
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