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Fiona Applebees 🍎🐝 @fionaapplebs.bsky.social · 1h

You guys keep me going. Thank you❤️

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Juiceticles @juiceticles.bsky.social · 1h

poison my pumpkin spice latte so i know it's real

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Jerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 32m

thank you for reposting me. quick question: what's wrong with you

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Frances Meh @francesmeh.reviews · 32m

leaving the club and googling concert ending explained

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𝙾𝚙𝚑𝚎𝚕𝚒𝚊 @highnessophelia.bsky.social · 28m

My brave K9 hiding behind the curtain because the smoke detector beeped and that is the scariest thing that has ever thinged in the history of things. She has tried to crawl into my stuffies and disappear like ten times. Please keep her in your thoughts. 🫶🏻

A terrified Shepard mix hiding in the curtains

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g.c. @lscrapl.bsky.social · 19m

disgraced former shitposter logging in

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Bogey @oneyebogey.bsky.social · 25m

I fear I may not be loving you all from afar enough.

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RXSarsparilla formerly Hell's Belle🎉 @gypsymoon1969.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

I need a full length movie version of Slow Horses once a week. That would fix me.

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RXSarsparilla formerly Hell's Belle🎉 @gypsymoon1969.bsky.social · 1h

Dune 3: It's Not Herpes

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fauxnewdalt @fauxnewdalt.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

onlyfans but it’s just me reciting your skeets while eating a sleeve of saltines

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Fiona Applebees 🍎🐝 @fionaapplebs.bsky.social · 1h

I’m sorry could you repeat that? Phil Collins was doing his drum solo

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Billhelm @kaiserbillhelm.bsky.social · 53m

[takes an edible] how many chili peppers would I need to eat in order to flame grill a steak just by farting?

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T @mamafirefly.bsky.social · 23h

invited to a wedding next month so starting to charge my social battery today

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T @mamafirefly.bsky.social · 23h

*pins a new location to lucid dream about later

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Forrest Plump @nahyoudoit.bsky.social · 1h

The babies are now 7 weeks old, if you can believe that 🥹 This is their last week on formula.

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alexis simpson @amutepiggy.bsky.social · 6h

happy birthday to my husband who is currently sitting across from me eating cheesecake and dissing every Winnie the Pooh character except Eeyore

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Daisy @daisy91.bsky.social · 57m

Got my stitches out and have titanium in my foot so when this boot comes off in four weeks I’m kicking all your asses in kickball

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Boochy's Boospectboo @frenchys-goldau.bsky.social · 3h

Things I overheard at work: "just show the fucking crustacean"

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rebar mcentire? @rebarmcentire.bsky.social · 4h

I need one of those bowls that dogs have to use when they eat too fast but for myself

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Braden Serkas @portmanteauface.bsky.social · 1h

The year is 2096. In a dimly-lit facility, deep below the rubble of a society left in ruins by the hubris of heartless men, a lab tech punches a code into a dusty keypad. A cryogenic suspension pod door creaks open. “October first?” asks its occupant. The technician nods. “October first, Billie Joe”

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hammancheez but spooky @hammancheez.bsky.social · 4h

Yall wanna see a 2 hour old highland cow

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T @mamafirefly.bsky.social · 1h

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jennieother1.bsky.social @jennieother1.bsky.social · 10h

Today's productivity has been canceled by yesterday's sketchy ass barbecue.

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jennieother1.bsky.social @jennieother1.bsky.social · 10h

My daughter puts temporary tattoos on the inside of her arms. Yesterday, she had a school of fish on one arm and a single fish on the other. I asked her about the single fish and she said, 'Oh, that's just Kevin.'

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Dumb Beezie @dumbbeezie.bsky.social · 23h

Otter TL cleansing

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jennieother1.bsky.social @jennieother1.bsky.social · 3h

Thank you for calling. Don't bother listening carefully. The option never change unless someone dies. Please press 1 for Katie. Katie hates everyone. 2 for Zack. He hates Katie. 3 for Dave. Not a fan of Katie. Bowls with Zack Thur@7 4 takes you back to Katie who is waiting to hate you personally.

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Kellalena @kellalena.bsky.social · 1h

Friend: I’m good Me: you don’t have to be

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Roxy @laboxalaroxa.bsky.social · 3h

I still find myself explaining to morons that if flu vaccinations were out to kill you there wouldn't be 8 fuckin billion people on this planet. And anyway, it's the food doing that.

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