𝒟𝑜𝓊𝑔 ❤️🔥 @doughnuts.bsky.social · 6hEven though I believe my son to be a gentleman, I need to tell him I fully expect him to step up and step in when male fuckery is afoot, and that if he’s normally ignored misogynistic talk amongst his bros, it’s time to start telling them they’re creeps. Let trash see itself out if need be. 140
𝒟𝑜𝓊𝑔 ❤️🔥 @doughnuts.bsky.social · 20hNew Coldwater Creek just dropped, gals. This sweater sells for $110. I got it last year, I think for a bit less, but I can’t remember. My favorite things about it are that the white fur is extra fuzzy, like angora, and that he looks like he just declared that chaos reigns. It gets compliments. 140
𝒟𝑜𝓊𝑔 ❤️🔥 @doughnuts.bsky.social · 20hMy daughter is a shameless farter. I asked her if she did that at school, and she said sometimes. I asked how she is able to show her face, and she says no one cares. She says the boys do it, and so she does too. I alerted her that it was highly impolite and exposes her to confrontation, but like 👍 010
𝒟𝑜𝓊𝑔 ❤️🔥 @doughnuts.bsky.social · 22hNow, I love a glass bottle of Topo Chico. That’s not unflavored. That’s minerals. That’s like “potato skin” flavor. I love that shit. 020
Reposted by 𝒟𝑜𝓊𝑔 ❤️🔥 👻 Ghoul Named Cru 🦇 @carnitas.bsky.social · 23hB as in butthole U as in utthole T as in that’s a butthole T as in 14110
𝒟𝑜𝓊𝑔 ❤️🔥 @doughnuts.bsky.social · 23hMy skeet style is like having a tommy gun I keep forgetting I own. 020
𝒟𝑜𝓊𝑔 ❤️🔥 @doughnuts.bsky.social · 23hThe old guy’s denture glue is failing and he’s talking like Amy Poehler with retainers in Conan’s audience. 000
Reposted by 𝒟𝑜𝓊𝑔 ❤️🔥Marisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social · 28/09/2026the cornell case has me thinking about christine blasey ford and how she so bravely testified in 2018 about how future supreme court justice brett kavanaugh had sexually assaulted her. i'm thinking about what i wrote at the time and how nothing has changed: 172257438
𝒟𝑜𝓊𝑔 ❤️🔥 @doughnuts.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Man, I was just watching something with Googie Withers, and I didn’t even know it until the closing credits. 000
𝒟𝑜𝓊𝑔 ❤️🔥 @doughnuts.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Bigger t-shirts or manssieres are unavailable in his area? 000
𝒟𝑜𝓊𝑔 ❤️🔥 @doughnuts.bsky.social · 27/09/2026“Now, son, listen to me. You aren’t Choosin’ Texas, and that ain’t right.” 030
𝒟𝑜𝓊𝑔 ❤️🔥 @doughnuts.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Chemical castration for these 7, and zero tolerance for this behavior going forward. Fuck each other, jizz on a cookie, go play in traffic, idc. 120
𝒟𝑜𝓊𝑔 ❤️🔥 @doughnuts.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Do you know how many times men have told me that I am too angry? Too many to count. Until about two years ago, I would say “Oh, gosh. Maybe I should tone it down,” and feel duly ashamed of my fiery emotions. Now I let it burn. No one was angry enough when a neighbor took my innocence when I was 5. 110
𝒟𝑜𝓊𝑔 ❤️🔥 @doughnuts.bsky.social · 26/09/2026My girl child is so used to being called “glorious” and “brilliant” and “enchanting” and “the fluffiest bunny that ever lived,” that when she hears me say these things, she just says, “Yep!” There is no voice in her head that makes these statements objectionable to her. 👍 170
𝒟𝑜𝓊𝑔 ❤️🔥 @doughnuts.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Found a recipe for cranberry newton bars. And, in an upgrade from one of my fave 90’s snacks, these ones are NOT fat free. 010
𝒟𝑜𝓊𝑔 ❤️🔥 @doughnuts.bsky.social · 26/09/2026These leggings could probably use a laundering before I wear them one more day, but the thing is, idgaf. I love to revel in my own filth. I truly do. 020
𝒟𝑜𝓊𝑔 ❤️🔥 @doughnuts.bsky.social · 25/09/2026I just laughed my ass off about how when Europeans got to Canada and saw the beavers, they were like, “Oh, good, more hats!” Because they had exhausted their own hats (beavers). 010
𝒟𝑜𝓊𝑔 ❤️🔥 @doughnuts.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Ope, didn’t make it to CNN this morning because “North and South” (by Mrs Gaskell) is playing on BBC Drama. 020
𝒟𝑜𝓊𝑔 ❤️🔥 @doughnuts.bsky.social · 24/09/2026I’m really on a tear. Please enjoy. My dreams of landing on the “Quiet Posters” feed dwindle with every vapid thought I purge. 042
𝒟𝑜𝓊𝑔 ❤️🔥 @doughnuts.bsky.social · 24/09/2026This Captain Wentworth has no rizz. I need Ciaran Hinds. 000
𝒟𝑜𝓊𝑔 ❤️🔥 @doughnuts.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Having acquired a quantity of lemon basil, I have determined to make pesto this evening. Pine nuts are fine, but often prohibitively expensive. We’re using walnuts today. I have also used sunflower seeds. Trapanese pesto uses almonds. Nuts and seeds are such excellent little nutrient nugs. 120
𝒟𝑜𝓊𝑔 ❤️🔥 @doughnuts.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Men in large trucks who bear down on women obeying traffic laws, should know they are highly suspected of having micropenis. 270
𝒟𝑜𝓊𝑔 ❤️🔥 @doughnuts.bsky.social · 24/09/2026In 3rd grade I called a boy dumb. He undertook to read the dictionary to prove me wrong. At the end of the day, he walked up to me and said “I abominate you.” Respectably toiling all day to find an “ab-“ word to hurl at me. 000
𝒟𝑜𝓊𝑔 ❤️🔥 @doughnuts.bsky.social · 23/09/2026There was a butterfly alongside me for an uncanny distance on my run today. Like it was playfully racing me. Which is absurd. But it made me smile. So. 030
𝒟𝑜𝓊𝑔 ❤️🔥 @doughnuts.bsky.social · 22/09/2026There are some people whose sweater or corduroys I would like to wipe a booger on, whilst looking them in the eye and smiling politely. There are others to which I would like to suggest eating a sandwich made of their own dick and balls. And there are others yet who deserve a forehead kiss. 030
𝒟𝑜𝓊𝑔 ❤️🔥 @doughnuts.bsky.social · 22/09/2026I don’t know what is happening, but for the very first time ever, without me being the one to say “Hey, you bums, this basement is a war zone,” the menfolk I live with who make it that way have undertaken to clean it. It’s almost suspicious… 020
𝒟𝑜𝓊𝑔 ❤️🔥 @doughnuts.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Took my sweatpants off long enough to wash them.static.klipy.comJeb Bush: Please ClapALT: Jeb Bush: Please Clap 150
𝒟𝑜𝓊𝑔 ❤️🔥 @doughnuts.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Apple galette, (not ala mode because it’s breakfast.) 030
