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Couth @buildingonfire.bsky.social · 15h

What if this was just training wheels for talking his school acquaintances out of being AI doomer sex cultists.

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Couth @buildingonfire.bsky.social · 16h

That's a nasty bruise (complementary).

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Couth @buildingonfire.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

One thing I misunderestimated about Virginia is the ant situation.

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Couth @buildingonfire.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

This is me, except about bikes.

TragicAllyHere tweet.
Before shower: the wet place is bad
While in shower: this is a good place. The dry world is the enemy.

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Couth @buildingonfire.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Watch out. You might get what you're after.

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Couth @buildingonfire.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

"Killed by a traffic engineer" is also a title that is a full sentence.

Killed by a traffic engineer book cover. A broken stop sign

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Couth @buildingonfire.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

People going crazy for quartz in the #mincup26

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Couth @buildingonfire.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Flowers for Algernon vs A Rose for Ecclesiastes

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Ryan North @ryannorth.ca · 23/09/2026

Pompeii is a UNESCO world heritage site not because it was remarkable in its prime, but because it survived to our era untouched: one moment, preserved for all time. But future generations won't know what OUR world was like unless we do the same. This is why we MUST bury Toronto with a volcano

Picture of the streets of Pompeii, from https://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Pompei_-_panoramio_(26).jpg. Taken by Tanya Dedyukhina, used under CC

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Couth @buildingonfire.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

One of my 4yos likes to make up new signs in ASL and they are all just variations on dabbing. Him: this is "apple." Me: that is a touch down celebration.

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Moira Donegan @moiradonegan.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

ProPublica got the literal check Collins was bribed with.

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Ethan Kocak @ethankocak.com · 22/09/2026

I invite you all to do Skinktober with me this year. It started as a bit and now I refuse to let it die.

Line art drawing of a monkey tailed skink

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Surprised Eel Historian, PhD @greenleejw.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Friends...do you have an eel by the tail? I hope not! That's an axiom for taking a doomed approach to something. In 1729, Alexander Pope used the phrase to scoff at folks who believe they can understand a book by reading its index, saying that the practice "holds the eel of science by the tail." 🗃️🧪

Meme. Painting of Alexander Pope, staring off to his right. He is wearing a blue robe, with a white, tight-necked shirt below it, and a teal wrap of some sort on his head. His forehead is tremendously high, and his hair is all under his amazing hat. His eyebrows are arches like delicate bridges, and his mouth does not betray any sense of humor. He looks somewhat startled, like someone asked him if he was at the Insane Clown Posse concert over the weekend. He was not, of course.

Or was he?

The light glistens off of his cheeks and forehead on his left side, but the right side of his face has, like Gandalf, fallen into shadow. Unlike Gandalf, he is painted against a yellowish-brown background which is lighter just behind his head that makes him look a bit like he has a halo of very weak coffee. *

Meme text reads:
"I've indexed you under "I"
for:
'I'd like to
report a murder'"

* I say this, but we don't know if Gandalf ever sat for a formal portrait, or went to a Sears Photo Studio.

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jenny tightpants @jtp.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

playing the WD-40 game

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Sarah McAnulty, Ph.D. @sarahmackattack.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

Goooood morning! The 2026 Snail Facts Calendars are OUT! We've got 24 days of scratchable snail fact goodness, designed by Philly artist Kelly Nichols! Advent calendars are cute as hell, a delightful tradition, and keep @skypeascientist.bsky.social funded! Get one at SquidFacts.net Pls repost ❤️

An 11x14 inch poster featuring snails, slugs, nudibranchs, and other snails! There are 24 yellow-green snail shells that you can scratch off. There's a leaf sheep and sea bunny and sea angel and fire snail and banana slug and mystery snail and ramshorn snail and candy cane snail

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perfect angel @shiningangelx.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

[on beetle twitter] fellas if you like larviform females you are a PEDOPHILE. full stop

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Couth @buildingonfire.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

It used to be the only jobs in clowning were being Mr. Noodle or one of his relatives.

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Couth @buildingonfire.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Help. My 4yos are developing conflicting pasta shape preferences. The center can not hold.

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Shana @shanamd.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

I am SORRY for sharing something that was posted on the other place, but this is too good.

The future pope at a party with a caption “they don’t know I’m the future pope”

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Jay Hulme @jayhulmepoet.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

Okay so "Did Jesus see an Armadillo?" So the first question is... Are we talking about Jesus during his time on earth, and not getting into Trinitarian stuff? And the answer to this is "yes" because otherwise the answer is "Yeah. He's God. He invented the armadillo." And that's a boring answer.

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Couth @buildingonfire.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

Ordered tanks from my tank guy. ✔️

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Couth @buildingonfire.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

The Internet is a series of human checks back and forth forever.

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Couth @buildingonfire.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

Reminder to myself to order a co2 tank tomorrow.

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Couth @buildingonfire.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

How it started vs how it's going

From very hungry caterpillar book: a miserable caterpillar with the text that night he has a stomachache.

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Gabby HC @scriblit.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

The person with the music written on their arse from Hieronymus Bosch's Garden of Earthly Delights has pulled out of Ed Sheeran's tour

A bare bum with music written on it. Someone is pointing at it all 'look! Arse music!'

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Couth @buildingonfire.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

I'm the only human still quoting the SNL Shailene Woodley sketch, but I think it applies.

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Couth @buildingonfire.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

If you pull a muscle it should grow back stronger

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Couth @buildingonfire.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

No one* wants to wake up at 6:30 anymore. *My children

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sweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

i saved thousands on my car insurance by returning to the sea

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Couth @buildingonfire.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

Going to pound Pound Town, which is what I call the room with the pound cake in it.

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Jean Caden 🗡️ Art @johncaden64.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

Can’t wait to play #metroid Girl Dinner

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Couth @buildingonfire.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

Just two bitches telling each other exactly and then it's a picture of my 4yo twins pretending their calculators are cell phones and they are talking to each other about their "batteries."

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