iiinova — where your digital self keeps evolving

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key @lefttwix.com · 18m

how it feels reposting posts that are doing bad

the cue card guy from shrek with a sheepish look on his face while holding a blue and white sign that reads “laugh”. theres a hooded henchman behind him

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- just brady @justbrady.bsky.social · 1h

WE FOUND A PIZZA THAT TWO WONT EAT!

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Charlie Alzamora @chalza.bsky.social · 1h

The only upper crust I have any connection to is what goes on top of a cherry pie.

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Misery Highlight @miseryhighlight.bsky.social · 3h

Sorry you thought I was going to write a good skeet and I wrote about dragon poop

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Jenn 🩷 @alldolledup44.bsky.social · 5h

I could be so much worse. Good morning! 🩷

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Evie Nyx @evienyx7.bsky.social · 4h

Answering text and emails from here on out using only wingdings to seem more mysterious

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Skinnie Talls @skinnietalls.bsky.social · 4h

I find your lack of silliness seriously disturbing

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The Mmmeg @meghanturnsup.bsky.social · 4h

Not today, spiky invisible chin hair. Not today.

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Misery Highlight @miseryhighlight.bsky.social · 5h

Thank you for your disinterest

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- just brady @justbrady.bsky.social · 5h

artificial sweeteners will now be known as Super Sugars

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Lizzlepants 🐒 @lizzlepants.bsky.social · 8h

wingdings font ~ the original emojis

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Greg Reckons @gregreckons.bsky.social · 8h

I'm having trouble untying the knot in these sweatpants, so I guess world domination will be on the back burner today.

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ash @ashhull.bsky.social · 15h

Cupcake paper liners are the babies of Coffee filters.

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Kellalena @kellalena.bsky.social · 15h

If you don’t like my cargo pants, let me check the pockets to see if I care

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Queen Beast @myhiveaway.bsky.social · 18h

Can't stop won't stop yawning.

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Frances Meh @francesmeh.reviews · 17h

one thing i understand more and more as i get older is that i do not have to post every half-baked inane thought that blows through my weary, addled brain. i do it by choice. i can stop anytime i want.

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Mal @hallowedverses.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

If you have too many fucks to give, the universe charges you in autoimmune disorders

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Greg Reckons @gregreckons.bsky.social · 20h

🎶You've got a friend in me🎶 - cannibals

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Charlie Alzamora @chalza.bsky.social · 16h

I might have talked while I slept and said something embarrassing but I assure you that it was just asleep of the tongue.

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Kat Alderson 🙃 @klaybourne.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

can't rn, farting

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key @lefttwix.com · 17h

tired: bidet wired: cleANUS

the box for the "cleANUS - swirling wheel of purity" the box is light teal and white and features a picture of a white toilet with a green circular brush wheel mounted inside the bowl, connected by a belt to a handle. texts on the box say things like "say goodbye to toilet paper expenses" "softouch rotation technology" "5 year warranty or 10,000 flushes" and "this product proudly stands with the “replace all usa toilet paper” movement 2024" there are badges in the bottom right for "2023 top 5 innovations in the usa" and "approved international association of forest defenders"

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TwoSense @twosense.bsky.social · 17h

My discover feed is vastly improved today. Is that what they were doing yesterday?

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stefan @stefanthinks.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

they should make lunchables for kids too

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Mal @hallowedverses.bsky.social · 19h

The feminine urge to believe every minor inconvenience is the universe telling me to reinvent my entire life.

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Jason Parker @formelynicdestro.bsky.social · 22h

Pizza pizza I‘m actually a VPN certified Pizzaiolo #DelicupLA #foodie #desanopizzabakery #pizzatime #ladontplay

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James Damron @runswindows95.bsky.social · 19h

I won't stand for this because I have shitty knees.

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Greg the Miller @gregthemiller.bsky.social · 17h

a necklace for your wrist is called a wristlace

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Thembo @thembo.bsky.social · 19h

Banning fraternities forever is the moderate position

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Surly Amy @surlyamy.bsky.social · 18h

Wilder dog as gangster.

A black dog looking out a window with a sweet potato chewy that looks like a cigarette. He looks badass.

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Cosmic Clau @cosmicclau.bsky.social · 18h

them: when exactly did you become so jaded me: around the time i stopped wearing candy necklaces

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alexis simpson @amutepiggy.bsky.social · 21h

one child is practicing his campaign speech for the upcoming student government election and the other threw her lunch box onto the school's roof #twowolves

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fauxnewdalt @fauxnewdalt.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

can’t rn, thwarting

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Miss Riss @missriss.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Mom showing off her post monsoon sunset from down in Golden Valley, Arizona. Lots of flooding, road washouts but they're safe and dry bragging about how pretty it is in the chat