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@gymjordan.kids
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Not your daily driver Jordans, the ratty old ones you keep at the gym. Not a congress critter. Probably just a pair of shoes. Knows and calls a spade when he sees one. (He/Him but no biggie - respects you and your preference always 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️⚧️)

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Mary Gillis @marygillis.bsky.social · 3h
I use these tools regularly and I fail to see this. Every time I ask it to do something related to a date, it asks me what year I want it done for. And every time, I say this year. And it never learns and adapts to that. Why? Because it's just a word calculator. It's not deep. It's just loquacious.
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 5h
Three panel comic. Panel 1: a high school basketball game. The home team is down 9 points, and some players are looking discouraged on the bench. The coach points to a player just out of frame and says, “flippers, you’re in!” Panel 2: the away team attempts a deep 2-point shot, possibly to beat the buzzer, which is blocked by Flippers, a whale who doesn’t even have his arms up. Panel 3: the game ends and the home team excitedly crowd around Flippers, who won them the game. A player from the away team looks stunned, with his hands on his head.
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Elizabeth DeLoria, Pope of Chili-Town @yourdadloves.me · 14h
A two panel meme of the Simpsons. The top panel has kirk van houten gesturing to a race care bed. The text reads "im an AI guy. How many local models do YOU run?" The bottom panel is homer with a pope hat photoshopped onto his head. The bottom text reads "I run the catholic church."
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gym Jordans @gymjordan.kids · 7h
never more true than today youtu.be/Q3dvbM6Pias?...
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Rage Against The Machine - Testify (Official HD Video)
YouTube video by RATMVEVO
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Frances: Meh and Loving It @francesmeh.reviews · 10h
the way some of these bitches talk about clankers i stfg
Robot, 2001, Siobhán Hapaska

a man seated atop a hill with a city in the background has a long white drape over his lap, atop which is a robot with his insides ripped apart, in a scene evoking the pieta
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gym Jordans @gymjordan.kids · 11h
Clippy, show me Kunta Kinte with a MAC-10.
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gym Jordans @gymjordan.kids · 11h
I threw away my Cornell shirt
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Jack who wrote Aether Torrent @jackscarab.bsky.social · 12h
Someone with a stronger stomach than I: Flood his platform with unflattering algogen nudes of him. Make them look candid. Tinker the EXIF data to date them to 2009.
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gym Jordans @gymjordan.kids · 12h
I dunno, The X-Files just doesn't do it for me since the beastiality shit came to light
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gym Jordans @gymjordan.kids · 13h
There's a reason this corrupt grifter's family wants nothing to do with him.
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Secular Talk @kylekulinskishow.bsky.social · 21h
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gym Jordans @gymjordan.kids · 14h
Let's see Paul Allen's card
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Seth Cotlar @sethcotlar.bsky.social · 14h
Workers at Trump’s Department of Labor unite. You have nothing to lose but your shame.
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gym Jordans @gymjordan.kids · 18h
They not like us.
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gym Jordans @gymjordan.kids · 23h
Who's Neiman Marcus anyway?
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gym Jordans @gymjordan.kids · 03/10/2026
Happy Friday, All 🤗 youtu.be/rkvPLC7t_NQ?...
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PawPaw Rod - HIT EM WHERE IT HURTS (Visualizer)
YouTube video by GODMODE
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Pope of Chili Town @popeofchilitown.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
The old week is dying. The new week struggles to be born. Now is the Time of Miller.
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gym Jordans @gymjordan.kids · 03/10/2026
Now everybody, have you heard? if you're in the game, then the stroke's the word. youtu.be/69fPof-ZTnU?...
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Billy Squier - The Stroke
YouTube video by Official Billy Squier
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gym Jordans @gymjordan.kids · 03/10/2026
Regardless of when I get home from work, my roommate always waits for me to get home to take his nasty dumps. He never flushes either. Is this some weird power move I'm unfamiliar with?
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Idle @hatesnicethings.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Why would you ask about a fresh new hell when I haven’t even finished the old one?
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vexedheretic.bsky.social @vexedheretic.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
In Jesus' name they prey
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gym Jordans @gymjordan.kids · 02/10/2026
Jimmy Donald Bowman has no business being in America and he should gtfo.
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Everyone involved in this process — including the Palantir employees — have to be investigated and probably go to jail.
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Slig @slig.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Scientists observing animals: They may seem to mourn their dead but we must be never allow ourselves to anthropomorphize these creatures. Scientists observing software programmed to shit out bad country songs & undress pictures of random women: We have created God
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Secret Agent Number Six @designationsix.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Kid Rock is pedophile music.
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gym Jordans @gymjordan.kids · 02/10/2026
Sorry, I can't tonight. I need to work on that math rock homework.
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Jeff [REDACTED] @jeffderoshia.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I think this tops “they’re eating the dogs; they’re eating the cats.” 🙄
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brent 🌹🗽 @therealbrent.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
remarkable thing to admit
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gym Jordans @gymjordan.kids · 02/10/2026
There is no "rebuilding a healthy Republican Party" This is the part where the Republican Party dies, the Democratic Party again assumes the role of the conservative party that they've already been for decades and a new Party is born
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Zoe TunnHELL ➡️ NYCC @zoewithasword.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
The idea that Newsom is even remotely a serious candidate for president is so goddamn clown shoes at this point In the past month he's vetoed LGBTQ+ rights measures, pushed the Paramount merger through, further cozied up to AI barons and now this. Dude couldn't even win a Governor reelection now
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Paul Leigh -Some Rascal on the Internet @pleightx.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
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gym Jordans @gymjordan.kids · 02/10/2026
The world today
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Grateful Zen @richgers.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
From the newest episode of South America (formerly South Park) titled “Billionaire Weenietown” youtube.com/shorts/a9Uk9...
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Fed up with the billionaires, Butters calls an exterminator.
YouTube video by South Park Studios
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Ken Plume @kenplume.bsky.social · 03/12/2025
I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Kitchens on fire off the oil in the ovens. I watched tokens glitter in the dark near the skeeball grate. All those moments will be lost in time, like pizzas in rain. Time to die.
Photo of a dilapidated Chuck E. Cheese animatronic rotting outside in the middle of nowhere
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gym Jordans @gymjordan.kids · 01/10/2026
How big does a Roomba have to become before it can be considered an autonomous weapon? 10x? 100x?
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John T @jtatlife.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Right. A legal system which takes 32 years to organise an execution, and is still arguing about it on the day is not fit for the purpose of doling out executions. And obviously a state which has practical difficulties killing an unresisting person shouldn't be trying to.
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gym Jordans @gymjordan.kids · 01/10/2026
If the gov't is gonna have autonomous weapons, the second amendment says we can have autonomous weapons for defense against them.
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gym Jordans @gymjordan.kids · 01/10/2026
If I had a late night comedy spot I'd make Brendan Carr's sex cult activities into my recurring Norm McDonald's OJ Simpson bit.
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Paranormal Pandy 🎃 @thatbrenna.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
It's estate sale day! Thursdays are like Xmas every week. Dead people have a ton of stuff they don't want anymore
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Vituperative Erb @vituperativeerb.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Have you heard about a thing called jury nullification
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Captain America's Detention with Chris Evans
ALT: Captain America's Detention with Chris Evans
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Super Shoe @shoe.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Counterpoint: Bring me your fatties, your weirdos, your radicals yearning to breathe free.
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weeder @weeder.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Who up sleeping they bed
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Patrick Fenelon @patrickfenelon.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
These guys don't understand what art is, or why humans value it
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Dan of the Year @downwithdan.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Lehman it's Wednesday
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Ann Telnaes @anntelnaes.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Speaking of "throwing up in one's mouth", Sen. Kennedy is a disgrace and Trump apologist. www.c-span.org/event/senate... (cartoon detail from the archives)
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Secular Talk @kylekulinskishow.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
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Jesse Hawken @jessehawken.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
He looks like he borrowed a wig from that Russo Brother. Buddy, you are not fooling anybody
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gym Jordans @gymjordan.kids · 30/09/2026
OK, I'll bite. With what military resources is ruzzia about to launch a scary invasion of EU countries?
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