iiinova — where your digital self keeps evolving

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darth™️ @darthbluesky.bsky.social · 5h

every day it seems like a brand new sentence is written to describe the state of the world

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Robert McNees @mcnees.bsky.social · 7h

Never been what you’d call a super solid dog. Not a lot of structural integrity. Melts more than you’d expect.

A scruffy blonde golden doodle flat on a couch, side-eyeing the camera.

A scruffy blonde golden doodle looks like it has melted on a couch.

A scruffy blonde golden doodle assumes an impossibly uncomfortable position on an arm chair, like someone poured him out of a jar.

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Razzball @razzball.bsky.social · 6h

Wake up babe, a new racist stereotype just dropped

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Seamus O'Flaugherty @seamussaid.bsky.social · 7h

we all just want the same thing, one big hunk of chicken for every forkfull of salad

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Edmonds Scanner @edmondsscanner.bsky.social · 8h

I hope you have a nice day. I also hope your tea is always warm, your cats are mostly agreeable, and you can always find room for one more book on your crowded bookshelves.

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Damnit Janet @damnitjanet.bsky.social · 11/05/2025

Dudley lost 2 baby teeth today. He gave me one and ate the other. I haven't eaten mine yet

My 5 month-old tuxedo kitten, Dudley lying on the couch with his arms out and his serious face on. His front paws are hidden under a mustard coloured blanket.

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McSweeney's @mcsweeneys.net · 12h

"So you confused two teams? It’s an easy mistake to make! The one time a friend invited me to a Yankees game with seats by third plate, everyone I knew was outraged that I had such an amazing view but couldn’t remember whether the Yankees had faced the Lakers or Manchester United." buff.ly/hFrhZKG

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An Open Letter to Senator Eric Schmitt About It Being Totally Okay Not to Know Anything About Sports

“It is hard in America not to be good at understanding sports! People have no idea how excluded people like us feel.”

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Mother Jones @motherjones.com · 10h

After 23 years of war and occupation, the last US soldiers officially left Iraq on Wednesday, Chief Pentagon spokesperson Sean Parnell announced in a statement on the “successful conclusion” of operations against the Islamic State organization in Iraq.

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The war in Iraq is finally over

The last of the Pentagon's "military advisers" left Wednesday, ending a 23-year presence.

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Amy @lolennui.bsky.social · 11h

liberty biberty was humanely put down after mauling his handler

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Elle @elleisanisland.bsky.social · 11h

Or maybe this is Batman penguin, come to save us

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Elle @elleisanisland.bsky.social · 11h

Sept 30 Oct 1

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poorly drawn cats @poorlycatdraw.bsky.social · 13h

i can feel the spookiness in the air

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lukelukeluke @lukelukeluke.bsky.social · 13h

God: I gave you flight, but I had to take away your hands Bird: was that necessary? *bat lands on table, chews a strawberry* God: it was, yeah *dragonfly lands nearby on all six legs* God: Bird: just be real with me

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Dave Kellett @davekellett.bsky.social · 13h

TODAY'S COMIC: Crabby

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Poorly Drawn Lines @poorlydrawnlines.bsky.social · 13h

Things That Can Fly

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c0nc0rdance @c0nc0rdance.bsky.social · 18h

Omigod, this is the most heartwarming story possible! Backpack (bear 89) is the son of the 2019 winner of Fat Bear Week, Holly (bear 435). In 2007, he injured his foot & a practice of riding on momma's Holly's back had a new meaning: he was mobility-restricted while it healed. So Holly moved him.

From DISCVR blog's Facebook page, a momma bear & a yearling cub on her back in the shallow water. I think the background has been swapped out, and I can't rule out some AI use there? God, Facebook has become the social media for AI slop : (

The title of the article, which I link below, is "How Bear 89 earned the name Backpack"

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Catbus @catbus.phd · 16h

good morning to this couple and this couple only

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Ada Palmer @adapalmer.bsky.social · 18h

Delightful also to hear real eagle noises. In movies eagles are always dubbed with hawks, since hawks found fierce and eagles sound like adorable squeakers.

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Janel Comeau 🍁 @verybadllama.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

chips: we put more air in the bag cookies: we put fewer cookies in the box fruit cups: we have bent the laws of time and space to fit 4 litres of juice in this 250ml cup. God himself told us "stop, that's too much juice" and then we flipped him off and added more juice.

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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 20h

Took my son to see AC/DC in Philly last night and I can report that Angus Young has fully transformed into David St. Hubbins from Spinal Tap

An old man in a kids uniform rocking out

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Shiv Ramdas Mens Rice Activist @nameshiv.bsky.social · 19h

I much prefer the historically accurate version where the British conquered the world for spices and still couldnt use any of them until the people they stole the spices from went there to show them how to use pepper

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Ygrene @ygrene.bsky.social · 19h

good morning to everyone out there but an especially good morning to any twelve foot skeletons who are reporting for yard duty

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mindflakes @mindflakes.bsky.social · 20h

3 indisputable facts: - I will not rest until I have eaten every potato on the planet - It's not clear if I fully understand what a potato is - I cannot be stopped

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Claire Willett @clairewillett.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

"with Claude, we will no longer need lightly stoned weirdos who work at record stores because they are neurodivergent as hell and some band you've never heard of but is about to change your life is their special interest" these tech bros really hate anyone who was cooler than them in high school

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Gwen C. Katz @gwenckatz.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Fuck ChatGPT flyers. The future is broadsheets.

A crowded broadsheet with way too many fonts. It says:
Forget ChatGPT Flyers
Say it with
Broadsheets
Unlimited fonts
Stretch them
Or cram a really long sentence into one line for no good reason
No whitespace
Mix capital and lowercase
Pointing hands
(They're called manicules!)
Don't be left behind
Broadsheets are the future

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Hourly Peanuts Comics @esnupi.me · 30/09/2026

Peanuts by Schulz: Wednesday, May 24, 1967

A Peanuts comic strip, drawn by Charles M. Schulz, originally released Wednesday, May 24, 1967

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Cats with Jobs ⚒️ @catworkers.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

He will sell you a hat (if you can find him). 📸 Siufa Leung

A small white-and-gray cat sleeps curled inside a cardboard box beneath a dense market display of colorful visors, baseball caps, sun hats and stacked clothing for sale.

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emily blight 🐦‍⬛ @threnody.northsky.social · 30/09/2026

it’s weird how every rented apartment just comes with one of these now.

a tabby in a bathtub. you can just see her eyes and ears.

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donni saphire @donni.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Simplify your life by hibernating from now until spring

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Faine Greenwood @faineg.com · 30/09/2026

GOAT OR BIRD????

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J. L. Westover @mrlovenstein.bsky.social · 16h

get the fun book ❤️ kickstarter.com/projects/mrlovenstein/mr-lovenstein-presents-fun guaranteed to smell better than your phone

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emily blight 🐦‍⬛ @threnody.northsky.social · 30/09/2026

this show became one of the biggest pop cultural phenomenons of the last 100 years.

kirk with sulu, who is holding a dog with an exospine and a little unicorn horn and antennae

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Elle @elleisanisland.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

I don't have time for Candace Owens to be a lesbian right now

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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

little paws. little curled up paws

orange cat loafing with his paws tucked in

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404 Media @404media.co · 30/09/2026

So Trump's new AI chatbot? Creepy. @jasonkoebler.bsky.social saw this on Bluesky and gave the prompt "play minecraft" a test. This is what happened:

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Rob Sheridan @rob-sheridan.com · 27/09/2026

Why do the avatars on the Meta Pervert Pendant look like characters from a 2011 Dutch children’s TV show whose title translates to “Happy Penis Man Friends and Mister BumBum”

Mark Zuckerberg announcing a lil penis guy dressed as a 2008 hipster (from the Fleet Foxes “everyone in Silverlake is pretending they like roughing it in the great outdoors now” era) by way of Michael Cera (got the outfit but couldn’t grow the beard). The penis guy lives in your cleavage and spies on everything you do.

Mark Zuckerberg announcing a lil penis guy themed like Turtle from “Entourage.” The penis guy lives in your cleavage and spies on everything you do.

Mark Zuckerberg introducing a lil penis guy with a short shaft and an oversized head, as an effort to make dudes with fucked up lil dicks (including many of Zuck’s friends, like Elon Musk) feel represented in his product. Zuck himself is a nevernude who has a perfectly smooth patch of skin where his genitalia should be, like a Ken doll, so he doesn’t really know what a penis is supposed to look like.

Mark Zuckerberg introducing a lil happy butt guy. He is countering accusations of his VR glasses being “for perverts” with this new proposal that you should wear a lil butt guy on your chest and let it spy on everyone.

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tofu & tesla! (& krisko) 🐈 📚 🎲 ♿ @krisko.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

tofu has put himself in idiot jail for stupid dumb babies

tofu cat inside a dog kennel for o reason

tofu cat no longer looking amused about being inside a dog kennel

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alexis simpson @amutepiggy.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

got too much done today. need to sit for 3-5 weeks or months

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Bradford Pearson @bradfordpearson.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

shoving all my work aside to report out what led to this sign

a sign that reads DO NOT OUT NOODLES IN THE WATER FOUNTAIN!!

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The Volatile Mermaid @ohnoshetwitnt.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

“In addition, giraffes are now tall horses. Because that’s what they are. They’re just tall horses. Everybody knows it, they just don’t say it. I’m not afraid to say these things. And those so-called capybaras will be known as ultimate guinea pigs.”

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