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I’m the guy at NHL HQ who’s in charge of making sure all of our major events get overshadowed by things in other sports, they gave me a huge raise for putting the season opener at 5 pm on a weekday at the same time as Game 1 of the MLB playoffs

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GF when I'm on my American bullshit

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Neko Robin @emnicw.northsky.social · 28/09/2026

@sewerbushido.com is this true? I feel like you and @mousewife.ninja are the resident experts here

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Neko Robin @emnicw.northsky.social · 28/09/2026

Someone should make a yr channel that's nothing but video game refresher courses. Want to get back into kyhat tpg you never finished but you can't remember how to play it? Watch this 15 minute refresher and you'll remember all about that particular skill or two that halves the difficulty.

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Neko Robin @emnicw.northsky.social · 28/09/2026

Revisiting some dlc in Outer Worlds I didn't finish when I was playing this spring and my brain just shattered. Describing an actor, an npc said "She has a knack for transforming art into content" I would be instantly vaporized if someone said that about me. It's horrible. I love it.

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Neko Robin @emnicw.northsky.social · 28/09/2026

Periodic reminder that a vanilla soy latte is technically a three bean soup

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Walking Eagle News @theeagleist.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Money is evil. Give it to us, we’ll make sure it can’t hurt you: ko-fi.com/theeagleist

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jenny tightpants @jtp.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

archeologists popped off when they named one of our ancestors "homo erectus." fucking got their asses

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Neko Robin @emnicw.northsky.social · 28/09/2026

Update: I successfully kissed enough ass to recover my bed privileges

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Neko Robin @emnicw.northsky.social · 27/09/2026

I was asking gf about one of her hot takes but I accidentally said bad take and I'm probably sleeping on the couch tonight

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Neko Robin @emnicw.northsky.social · 27/09/2026

When you're mean to me this is who you're being mean to youtu.be/MtN1YnoL46Q

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The Duck Song

YouTube video by forrestfire101

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Patrick Cosmos @veryimportant.lawyer · 25/09/2026

I’m going to start using this one. This is good

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Neko Robin @emnicw.northsky.social · 25/09/2026

It's called a rebuttal cause the other guy talked his ass off

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Robert Komaniecki @komaniecki.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Had the pleasure(?) of introducing what 90% of the world calls bassoons to a bunch of first-years this morning, due to putting up a German score and hearing gasps/giggles

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the Mountain Goats @themountaingoats.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

nothing hits like the horse

screenshot of: me apologizing for being cranky enough to say "I already saw the thing you're pointing me at," the disc horse bot saying "Playing Halo 3 is inherently white," the person I apologized too saying "I hope you feel better soon," and the horse saying "I'm here you fuckaas bitch" with a picture of Uranus branded fudge.

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Thomas Jerome @thomasjerome.com · 24/09/2026

Naming the "Ableism" list so that a screen reader pronounces it "Four bee ell three one ess em", 10/10 bit

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Neko Robin @emnicw.northsky.social · 23/09/2026

Bologna is an amazing name for a reporter even if she's not a real person

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Neko Robin @emnicw.northsky.social · 23/09/2026

Heading home from the airport Driver misses the exit for my apartment, slams on the brakes (in traffic!!) & asks if this is my ramp Lady I can't read half the signs in this country. I'm paying you $60 to take me 10km and you have 3 devices with gps navigation. Also I don't know how to get there.

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Acyn @acyn.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Child: This is my first time meeting a mayor. Mamdani: Wow, have you ever met a prime minister? Child: No Norway PM Jonas Gahr Støre: *walks over*

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worm @rfksbrainworm.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

what do you mean normal men?

jerry's pfp pasted over the dog puppet in the "we're just normal men" clip

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Jerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

forty years of darkness! earthquakes, volcanoes, human sacrifice, dogs and cats living together! if you're scratching your head at this "news," well, it's because i made it up.

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Prisonculture @prisonculture.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

So many people got yelled at for months on here when they correctly pointed out that Gavin Newsom was a rat.

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Neko Robin @emnicw.northsky.social · 22/09/2026

Getting pegged in Alcatraz call it stuck between the rock and a hard on

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Neko Robin @emnicw.northsky.social · 22/09/2026

Tried a Brooklyn Lager at the airport. Did not like it. Thanks for ruining beer, Mamdani

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Neko Robin @emnicw.northsky.social · 22/09/2026

Not now Godzilla-level phenomenon

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AmeriKraut @inchargeofthegirls.bsky.social · 10/10/2025

sherman, for the love of god!

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Danny Fearns @dannyfearns.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

I don't follow Formula One, but good on them for using subtitles for the hard of hearing…

F1 track with numerous Zoom signs on the advertising billboards

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Bjørn Reksten 🇺🇦 @bjornrx.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

Kan vi få til en konkurranse her mellom de største norske byene? Hvem kan toppe Stavangers bidrag? 🇧🇻🫂🇺🇦 Fra fiskeoppdrett til fronten: Norske nøter skal stanse russiske droner share.google/4iKsMWZJqYX6...

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Neko Robin @emnicw.northsky.social · 17/09/2026

What scene makes you emotional no matter how many times you've seen it?

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It's Abby. Yep @itsabbyyep.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

[As my kid watches me try to put a straw into a Capri Sun] Me: This is always so challenging My Kid: Not if you know the secret Me: What's the secret? My Kid: Don't be a little bitch

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Neko Robin @emnicw.northsky.social · 16/09/2026

Reports goose for violating the burn ban

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Neko Robin @emnicw.northsky.social · 16/09/2026

The thing about Ed Sheeran pretending his hands were tied is he has so much money he could change the lives of all the other bands without ever playing another show. Even he must see how empty his excuses were.

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