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ƧƎЯᗡAꟼ FAN @maseinurface.bsky.social · 4h

Dansby Swanson sounds like the name of a mentally ill person who thinks he was integral to getting James Garfield elected president

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xian cochran @melferburque.bsky.social · 7h

wooooo the cheap bluetooth dongle I got to carplay my car works! no more janky wired connection that drops if I touch my phone.

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xian cochran @melferburque.bsky.social · 8h

debating leaving my smart watch at home on the trip and go analog. trying to decide if it’s worth wearing it for transit?

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xian cochran @melferburque.bsky.social · 9h

"I asked chatgpt..." quickest way for me to completely disregard your opinion, thanks.

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𝙱𝚊𝚋𝚎 𝚁𝚞𝚝𝚑𝚕𝚎𝚜𝚜 @unfitz.bsky.social · 11h

[at my autopsy; a forensic pathologist speaks into a recording device in a puzzled tone] “I’ve never seen so many apple stickers inside of someone”

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xian cochran @melferburque.bsky.social · 11h

when the going gets tough, I quit

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xian cochran @melferburque.bsky.social · 12h

therapist: on a scale of 1 to 10, how are you today? me: I dunno, a 5? never really thought about it. him: why a 5? me: everything hurts and I'm always tired him: why is that? me: I'm pushing fifty with a physically demanding job

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xian cochran @melferburque.bsky.social · 13h

has not really hit me yet that by this time friday i’ll be on my way to sweden

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xian cochran @melferburque.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

my neighbour brought fresh turkish delight back from turkey as thanks for pet sitting and I had to tell her I hate turkish delight

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xian cochran @melferburque.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

“you’ll love my friend! he’s a terrible person (complimentary)!”

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xian cochran @melferburque.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

honestly scared to take my backpack on this trip. two things have just disappeared from it since saturday, I had d&d maps folded up in it. they were in my bag when I left the store and gone by the time I got home. one saturday one yesterday. it’s freaking me the fuck out.

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xian cochran @melferburque.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

kinda hate that I’m watching these isekai anime’s and just thinking to myself “they are going to absolutely destroy that society”

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xian cochran @melferburque.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

please tell me elon was on that rocket

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xian cochran @melferburque.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

AI really ruined being dogshit at stuff “is this AI?” no I’m just real bad at it

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xian cochran @melferburque.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

so dope when the maps app adds seventeen extra turns to save you four minutes on a fifty minute drive

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Ben Miserable @mildlyunwell.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Chalupa Supreme would be a beautiful name for a baby girl.

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xian cochran @melferburque.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

I don't recognize the woman on the left but I'm pretty sure maya hawke and dakota johnson ain't gay...

gay actresses who have famous parents but the actresses aren't gay

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xian cochran @melferburque.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

I will cross check my to do list seventeen times and still panic that I left something important behind

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xian cochran @melferburque.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

“from the director of tmnt” bro you need to be waaaaaay more specific

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xian cochran @melferburque.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

let’s see if I timed this edible properly for forgotten island!

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xian cochran @melferburque.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

I've been going back through the old mlb the show versions and I thought maybe 21 was the sweet spot. it's got enough of the modern stuff I'm used to but is still relatively stripped down. then I learn you cannot delete your profile. if you restart, you just pick up where you left off statswise.

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xian cochran @melferburque.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

“fuckstian” just looks like a typo’d fuckstain

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🧩 @holojester.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

why are we doing here

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xian cochran @melferburque.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

saw a swedish youtuber advise against the arlanda express because it costs 3x the bus and like bro riding the fancy direct train is def worth $30 for us poor ‘muricans with shitty rail service. that’s like a bonus.

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xian cochran @melferburque.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

“every societal collapse felt like the world was ending at the time” yeah, but have you seen this one? it’s a doozy.

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xian cochran @melferburque.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

picked up the dune messiah book for my trip so I’m rewatching the first two movies and holy fuck they are so much better than nolan’s odyssey

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xian cochran @melferburque.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

finally got a date set after my trip with the bumble girl and I’m gonna be so pissed if resident evil isn’t playing in theatres

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xian cochran @melferburque.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

the bar entertainment at fort st. george in seattle hasn’t changed in thirty years

a collection of banger 80s & 90s vhs tapes and a small combo tv/vcr

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Push The Needle @pushtheneedle.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Seattles socialist mayor just erased a $175M budget deficit, increased police spending by $70M, and did all of this without raising taxes Let’s see how the centrist council is taking the good news. Oh.

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xian cochran @melferburque.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

forgotten island was dope as fuck

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xian cochran @melferburque.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

was recounting the legend of humpy's comeback win in the ALDS to a non-baseball friend and made myself sad with the realization that may be the last time I see the mariners in the playoffs.

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xian cochran @melferburque.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

think my friday d&d game is dead. we have managed a half session to finish a book in the past five months. supposed to be every other friday.

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xian cochran @melferburque.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

had to pick up some lunches for a crew meeting at westlake and rode my fespa over instead of driving the truck. so much easier to park! I'm surprised there aren't more food delivery scooters out there, london was crawling with them. it was impressive how they would dart in and out of traffic.

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xian cochran @melferburque.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

moscow mitch is definitely a disneyland animatronic at this point

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morbius @jazzpomegranate.com · 23/09/2026

being a disappointing gifted kid is like walking around with they live glasses on now

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xian cochran @melferburque.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

really don’t want to call my dad for his birthday he stresses me out so much

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xian cochran @melferburque.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

scary movies are good for dates, it's like a cuddle cheat code (I'm the girl in this gif)

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xian cochran @melferburque.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

only I could complain about 60 degree sunny october weather in sweden

60 degrees and sunny first week of october in stockholm

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xian cochran @melferburque.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

been texting a girl for a few weeks, we haven’t met yet due to legit reasons but the conversation is great, we really vibe, but I have opened nearly every conversation. I don’t know if that’s bad.

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Chris Ingraham @cingraham.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Incredible Facebook slop ad I just got

Horse pin with an illustration of a horse and the following text:
"Give a man a horse he'll eat in a day, teach a man to horse. and make him drinks water."

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Nostalgia Lamp Ⓜ️ @nightmare-fueler.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

scrolled back up to watch this stupid ai ad and started laughing out loud when the music kicked in lmao

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xian cochran @melferburque.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

“I’m here to pick up some paint called in yesterday” “we’re just finishing it up now” he says they definitely didn’t do anything until I got here. but I’m hourly and really do not care.

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xian cochran @melferburque.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

mariners needs to ditch that cursed compass and go back to their old blue and yellow trident uniforms. that ugly fuckin' compass uni will always have the taint of dogshit on it.

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bubbe yaga @ellearmageddon.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

gavin newsom is so embarrassing, i heard his mom used to make him get out of the car two blocks away from school so she wouldn’t have to be seen with him at drop off

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geist @prettyvulgar.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Maybe Jesus was just a carpenter. Have you ever spent time with a carpenter? They’re ALL like that.

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Michael Warburton @michaelwarburton.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

This aired just the once in 1998 on the live SNL show for which McKay wrote it. It was effectively banned as it never aired again. I wonder why. MEDIA-OPOLY

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