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what Julie and I have is very deep and special, and she's also teaching me about bitcoin! Hang on I gotta run to the store and pick up some gift cards

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Goblin Goblin @slartibartfast34.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

In honor of scary media month, what is the first piece of media you remember truly frightening you as a child?

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Wizard Of Oz Witch: Fly, My Pretties!

Alt: Wizard Of Oz Witch: Fly, My Pretties!

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post hawk tuah ergo propter hawk tuah @factorone.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Communist polyamory sounds pretty lit

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Goblin Goblin @slartibartfast34.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

My man looks like if mayonnaise was a person

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mattie lubchansky @mattielubchansky.com · 05/10/2026

no....no!!!!!

lowly worm is now driving the trolley problem trolley :(

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Corduroy Cheddar @corduroycheddar.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

It is a picture I'm quite proud of

Pic by Chedds in black and white. A woman crosses the street in Metz (France) about ten years ago. The long shadow and crosswalk are all part of an intriguing display of lines.

Chedds had been waiting for 30 minutes for this moment.

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NosferaPru @prufrockluvsong.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Stow your cheese wheels in the overhead compartment.

Airline safety photo of someone in a yellow flotation vest opening an overhead bin containing a yellow life raft. The raft looks like a comically large wheel of cheese.

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Goblin Goblin @slartibartfast34.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Wow, I didn't get a julie bot am I that undesirable?

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Gwen C. Katz @gwenckatz.bsky.social · 09/02/2026

Great chance to post my all-time favorite headline

The Radium Water Worked Fine Until His Jaw Came Off

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Goblin Goblin @slartibartfast34.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

What's an AI chatbot like you doing in a place like this?

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Goblin Goblin @slartibartfast34.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Eminem: cool idea, kid, let's brainstorm, let me see, what rhymes with "Charlie Kirk"? Kid Rock: Hmm, not sure, but you can always rhyme "things" with "things"

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Goblin Goblin @slartibartfast34.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

going back and deleting any eminem in my library fuck that guy

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flamby ✨🐝 @flamby666.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

for whom the bell tacos

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Goblin Goblin @slartibartfast34.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

It looks like Cleveland has done a really good job at massaging the relationship with Watson, making sure they don't rub him the wrong way, looks like he might get a happy ending after all

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Goblin Goblin @slartibartfast34.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

The Battle of the Detestable Quarterbacks

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Jack Boot @jackboot.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

A porno where he takes her out for a nice meal first but they have to wait too long and they fill up on bread and then have to force down the steak and lobster so his IBS flares up and he spends the evening in the hotel bathroom while she watches Antiques Roadshow. Too sexy?

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Goblin Goblin @slartibartfast34.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

I'm not a goddamn furry or anything but I bet humans would get along a lot better if we had tails that wagged when we were happy

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Goblin Goblin @slartibartfast34.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Again, and I really feel like this shouldn't even need to be said, but here we are: Men - live your life so there isn't a section on your Wikipedia page labeled "Sexual Assault Allegations"

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Funky16Corners @funky16corners.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

What an unrelenting piece of garbage he is.

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Goblin Goblin @slartibartfast34.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

who was the first person cutting open a pumpkin and scooping out the guts who thought, damn I should make a pie out of this shit

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Goblin Goblin @slartibartfast34.bsky.social · 13/04/2026

Cannibal Candy: Feet by the Foot

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Goblin Goblin @slartibartfast34.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

I once got busy in a Burger King bathroom, I set my laptop up in there and started working on some speadsheets

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Goblin Goblin @slartibartfast34.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

look, I'll say it, Halloween is stupid. Unless you have kids under 15 or you are 23.

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Salty MacTavish @saltymactavish.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

You know shit’s getting real when a drummer switches to the bell of his/her ride cymbal

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Jack @wakeupangry.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Imagine getting conquested by Norman.

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Goblin Goblin @slartibartfast34.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

everyone says bluesky is just an echo chamber chamber chamber I don't know if I believe that believe that believe that

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Goblin Goblin @slartibartfast34.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

dems in array against... *checks notes* restricting congresspersons stock trading??

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Goblin Goblin @slartibartfast34.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

can someone please reset the Torment Nexus I don't think it was supposed to go this evil this fast

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Goblin Goblin @slartibartfast34.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Because of the current change in regulations, I cannot be referred to as an "Asshole" anymore, I must be called a "Super Asshole", thank you for your attention to this matter

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Opinion Editor @ Bluesky @dly.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

"what do you expect to happen? have every rapist fired from their job and ruin their life?" uh yeah that'd be a good start

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Goblin Goblin @slartibartfast34.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

🎶I got the funk flow to make your drawers drop slow So recognize the dick size in these Karl Kani jeans I wear thirteens, know what I mean? I'll fuck around and hit you with the Hennessy dick Mess around and go blind, don't get to see shit (See shit) The next batter, here to shatter your bladder 🎵

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Goblin Goblin @slartibartfast34.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Hello, Darkness, my old friend, hey, really sorry I haven't kept up with you, ya know how life gets, so anyways, yeah no I'm busy this weekend but i'll maybe call you?

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Goblin Goblin @slartibartfast34.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

So now I'm rollin' down Rodeo with a shotgun These people ain't seen a brown-skinned man Since their grandparents bought one So now I'm rollin' down Rodeo with a shotgun Bangin' this bolo tight, on this solo flight, can't fight alone Funk the track, my verbs fly like the Family Stone

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an appliance is making a weird noise that isn't on youtube @jesseltaylor.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Why Good Things Are Bad For Very Specific Cultural Reasons I Made Up An Hour Ago, by The Atlantic

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