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Uffdafuckingda @uffdada.bsky.social · 21h

Finished my autobiography.

A blank sheet of college ruled notebook paper with the words “The pages of my life” written in cursive, with today’s date in the right hand corner.

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Viktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

[pushing buttons on the hadron collider tour] What do these do

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Greg the Miller @gregthemiller.bsky.social · 8h

a necklace for your wrist is called a wristlace

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Frovo @frovo.bsky.social · 11h

DATE: what are you thinking about ME: fall should be spelled fa// DATE: ME: DATE: fell should be spelled fe_ _ *we kiss*

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Norm @chingerhook.bsky.social · 8h

watching the end of the US/Chile soccer match devolve into a bench's clearing fight. now i know why they call it a friendly

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✧𝔪𝔲𝔡 𝔰𝔠𝔞𝔪𝔭✧ @altaudge.bsky.social · 11h

falling to my death but it still takes like 50 years

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Frances Meh @francesmeh.reviews · 28/09/2026

[discovering the source of all of your darkest fears and deepest insecurities] *boop*

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John Lyon @johnlyon.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

Me: I’ll have a small drink. Fast food worker: We don’t have a small. We only have large and medium. Me: *grabs him by collar* THE SMALLEST SIZE CANNOT BE MEDIUM! THAT LITERALLY MEANS MIDDLE!

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Greg Reckons @gregreckons.bsky.social · 11h

Share someone who looks stylish posing with or next to a car.

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Opinion Editor @ Bluesky @dly.bsky.social · 10h

me and the girls are gonna scream into the void until our vocal cords snap, come thru if you're free

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Cosmic Clau @cosmicclau.bsky.social · 9h

them: when exactly did you become so jaded me: around the time i stopped wearing candy necklaces

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Tim 🇨🇦 @qwertying.bsky.social · 11h

The truth is not fake news. Fake news is when your wife says, "I'm fine," and you believe her for half a second.

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Corduroy Cheddar @corduroycheddar.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Once I figure out how to monetize my sleep deprivation, it's over for you bitches

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Amy @msfoxifurnasty.bsky.social · 12h

i’m never gonna dance again, guilty feet cause a gravitational incident that disrupts the tides and strands sea creatures

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Mal @hallowedverses.bsky.social · 10h

The feminine urge to believe every minor inconvenience is the universe telling me to reinvent my entire life.

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Fiona Applebees 🍎🐝 @fionaapplebs.bsky.social · 12h

There should be a politics toggle. Want updates? Toggle on. Need a break? Off

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Cosmic Clau @cosmicclau.bsky.social · 9h

the intoxicating perfumes of spring flowers blooming freshly mowed lawns water spraying out of a hose garden beds coated in manure wait scratch that last one

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James @james.tarnation.lol · 12h

nat king cole is short for natural light king coleslaw

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Uffdafuckingda @uffdada.bsky.social · 11h

You know, I don’t know why no one’s ever told you this before, but shut the fuck up already.

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🅿️rofessor Kiosk 💊 @professorkiosk.wtf · 28/09/2024

this gun only shoots rays of hope buddy

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Uffdafuckingda @uffdada.bsky.social · 11h

The Internet has made dumb people even dumber.

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DaddyJew @daddyjew.bsky.social · 12h

[after a long day at work] Me: im pooped 17: hi pooped, im son

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Frenchy's After Dark @frenchys-goldau.bsky.social · 10h

Women throw themselves at me [themselves is what I call small to medium rocks]

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Salty MacTavish @saltymactavish.bsky.social · 10h

I won’t rest until I’ve pleased every last one of you

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Norm @chingerhook.bsky.social · 10h

🎶Love, exciting and new Come aboard, we're expecting you Love, life's sweetest reward Let it flow, it floats back to you Love Boat soon will be making another run The Love Boat promises something for everyone Set a course for adventure Your mind on a new romance🎶

pope leo holding a mic gesturing with his other hand

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Greg Reckons @gregreckons.bsky.social · 16h

Him: Do you wash your undercarriage? Me: That's a rather personal question, but yes I do. Thoroughly. Him: I mean on your car, dumbass. Me: Why would I wash it on my car? In the shower is much more practical.

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futuredadOfTwo🙋🏻‍♂️ @lacroixboi.dadguy.pro · 10h

a blinker to show you’re changing moods

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James Damron @runswindows95.bsky.social · 14h

Nothing says old like joint pain ruining a great nap.

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🅿️rofessor Kiosk 💊 @professorkiosk.wtf · 10h

if you’re familiar with the number for nothing then you’ve got zero experience

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Introvert Problems @introvertproblems.bsky.social · 14h

An introvert grocery trip: - Go when the store is least crowded - Hyper-focused on what they need while avoiding people they may know - Self-checkout. Always. - Somehow still get hit with “Error. Sending associate for help.”

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Mind Goblin @slartibartfast34.bsky.social · 18h

So now I'm rollin' down Rodeo with a shotgun These people ain't seen a brown-skinned man Since their grandparents bought one So now I'm rollin' down Rodeo with a shotgun Bangin' this bolo tight, on this solo flight, can't fight alone Funk the track, my verbs fly like the Family Stone

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Salty MacTavish @saltymactavish.bsky.social · 11h

We never knew people’s politics. We just knew if they were an asshole or not

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𝙱𝚊𝚋𝚎 𝚁𝚞𝚝𝚑𝚕𝚎𝚜𝚜 @unfitz.bsky.social · 11h

A necklace made of sausage links, pasta and green beans. We’ll call it a food chain.

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BlobStarrrr @blobstar.bsky.social · 16h

Running up that big slide just to glide back down

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Bogey @oneyebogey.bsky.social · 11h

I will always stand my ground, but maybe I’ll just take a seat first.

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KaiJen M(s) 🏵️🎉 @jenetmms.bsky.social · 11h

can't, I'm trying to see where this map I found leads me

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Kellalena @kellalena.bsky.social · 11h

Sometimes it isn’t necessary to use your entire brain

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Jason the Average ®️ 💛🤍💜🖤 @jasontheaverage.bsky.social · 13h

I see what meta did making their ai a cute little avatar. But I’ve seen enough sci-fi movies to know that’s when things begin to go to shit.

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Cosmic Clau @cosmicclau.bsky.social · 12h

there's this supplier who comes to visit us like once a month and he always brings doughnuts and i don't even know his name but hats off to you doughnut guy you are the best

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