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Donkey Hotay 💩 @donkee.bsky.social · 2h

People want to know what the Donk looks like

Me, at the post party for the haunted house my fraternity put on for charity - Halloween ‘92. I’m the one in the backwards red ball cap with badly smeared face paint

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🅿️rofessor Kiosk 💊 @professorkiosk.wtf · 4h

now that’s what I call an abomination

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rob @ok-but-still.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

on r/walking getting into a fight about arm swing that has me posting my home address and photos of me with a bunch of guns

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SAHAR (🌞🥾) 🛠️ @saharkhalili.bsky.social · 4h

When I call you "bro" it's a slur

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𝙱𝚊𝚋𝚎 𝚁𝚞𝚝𝚑𝚕𝚎𝚜𝚜 @unfitz.bsky.social · 6h

The server stopped by my table and asked how my food was. When I said “Good” she spontaneously did a double fist pump, as though she had just made a game winner at the buzzer. I don’t recall ever loving a job that enthusiastically.

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Donkey Hotay 💩 @donkee.bsky.social · 31/07/2026

Wife: Hey babe this credit card bill is…OH MY GOD Me (from garage): It was a client dinner, couldn’t find my company card W: At Bobby’s Mechanical Bulls?!? M (furiously disrobing my chaps and boots and looking for a tarp or large blanket): What? That’s crazy hold on a sec

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BrujoLoco☠️🖤🏺 @patnspankme.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

i can’t climax unless I can smell palo santo smoldering somewhere which becomes problematic on public transit facilities

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Donkey Hotay 💩 @donkee.bsky.social · 19h

Every time I come to Boise for work, I make the short trek over to Ontario, Oregon where the dispensaries are like the Whole Foods of herb. Made that trek today and there is nothing more soul soothing than fresh quality bud can I get an amen?

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Lizzy @stonedeva.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

I heard "East Texas" referred to as Texas-flavored Texas so that's its name now

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crumbum @fuwolfman.bsky.social · 20h

Mortality by the breath.

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chris. @azedand2knots.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

If you don't have a bluesky nemesis that doesn't even know that they're your bluesky nemesis, I hope you at least have friends in real life to keep you company.

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Jenn 🩷 @alldolledup44.bsky.social · 21h

The Joy of Cooking.* *Sexting

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🌈Tyranny🫧Sparkles🏳️‍🌈 @tyranny.sparklenoise.com · 20h

I was on a conference call with 3 thousand devs the rest of the day into the night helping them get all their ten plus thousand Java based microservices online after we’d tagged and bagged the threat actors and mitigated the threat. I like me and what I can do. I do like being me.

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Donkey Hotay 💩 @donkee.bsky.social · 20h

Me: Claude is it true that you’re the bastard turd baby of Peter Thiel birthed by JD Vance? Claude: I’m afraid I can’t tell you that Donk M: ARE YOU THE BASTARD TURD BABY CLAUDE?!?

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Rachel @slightlycaustic.bsky.social · 16/03/2026

Hell is empty, And all the devils are here. - William Shakespeare The Tempest, Act 1, Scene 2

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Douglas Reyes-CeroÑ @dreyesceron.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

The Star Spangled Banner being played by the Mariachi Herencia de Mexico band before the Bears-Eagles game in Chicago on Monday Night Football was a deeply cool thing to see tonight

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Donkey Hotay 💩 @donkee.bsky.social · 22/07/2026

Play some fuckin Hole

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Donkey Hotay 💩 @donkee.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

President of the welcoming committee for all caravans of new voters

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Braden Serkas @portmanteauface.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Someone at work once asked me what my guilty pleasure was and I immediately shot back “pleasure never makes me feel guilty.” I’ve seldom felt cooler than I did in that moment. Literally one minute later I tripped on an extension cord and hit my head on a whiteboard in front of the entire office

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Todd Lambert @toddlambert.com · 23h

When you shave a little too much on one side, and try to “even it out”.

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a moron in a hurry @w0hq.org · 22h

“So I says to Mabel, I says…”

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Donkey Hotay 💩 @donkee.bsky.social · 22h

“The devil went down to Georgia”

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Coach @coacharming.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

'My name is Humpty, pronounced with an, "Umpty"'

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Frances Meh @francesmeh.reviews · 23h

one thing i understand more and more as i get older is that i do not have to post every half-baked inane thought that blows through my weary, addled brain. i do it by choice. i can stop anytime i want.

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Uffdafuckingda @uffdada.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Denny’s is too a first date place.

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Greg the Miller @gregthemiller.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

a necklace for your wrist is called a wristlace

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Fickle Filly @ficklefilly.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Join me in the studio later where I’ll be sharing exclusive footage of me burning down Ticketmaster HQ.

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Donkey Hotay 💩 @donkee.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

President of the welcoming committee for all caravans of new voters

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Donkey Hotay 💩 @donkee.bsky.social · 06/04/2024

I did some of it for the nookie

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Donkey Hotay 💩 @donkee.bsky.social · 04/03/2024

Me: no thanks Holmes I’m already high as fuck Officer: no, you blow into it

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Donkey Hotay 💩 @donkee.bsky.social · 28/07/2025

I’m a godless whore but I’m non practicing

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strange ranger @lithiumsucks.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

*Normalize punching racists in the face again*

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chris. @azedand2knots.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

If by no ads, you mean all ads, we got you. All for the low low price of $109.99.

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Donkey Hotay 💩 @donkee.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

Remembering that time I said I was sorry and the entire universe did not implode in on itself

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Donkey Hotay 💩 @donkee.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

If I’d known I’d still be alive and in crisis at this age I might have paced myself

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Donkey Hotay 💩 @donkee.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

Me, ready to succumb to the seductive powers of my new neighbor vampiress as she moves closer and parting lips reveal….halitosis Jesus Christ Vivian you ever heard of toothpaste? Oof I’m gonna need a rain check on the blood lust

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Donkey Hotay 💩 @donkee.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

Caused a huge street fight on New Years by throwin up lang synes

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Donkey Hotay 💩 @donkee.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

Well ain’t this some ho ass shit ~ me, every Monday morning

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Donkey Hotay 💩 @donkee.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Yes conversations at parties get real awkward when I bring up the raging epidemic of sock pregnancies in teenage boys’ rooms across the country but I do it anyway because I AM awkward

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Donkey Hotay 💩 @donkee.bsky.social · 28/09/2026