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*hits snooze* Fuck off, Green Day

ʙᴀᴍs🚫🧊(🏈 ᴠᴇʀꜱɪᴏɴ)™ @timberbams.bsky.social · 10h

Tell them. Tell them you love them. Tell them you miss them. Tell them you’re proud of them. Tell them they matter. Tag them in the meme. Sing the song. Send the text. Make the call. Give the hug. Love was never meant to be saved for eulogies.

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rebar mcentire? @rebarmcentire.bsky.social · 15h

I use my spare time to implant false memories in neighborhood squirrels

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Jim @jimstewart.bsky.social · 15h

To hell with a blue butterfly, I want an albino squirrel with a smoke hanging out of his mouth as the symbol of Bluesky. Fuck it. Call it WhiteSquirrel.

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Tiffany Troia @tiffanytroia.bsky.social · 15h

I only hide my feelings because for a long time, it wasn't safe to show them.

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Devi @deviwestside.bsky.social · 14h

At my apartment, it’s BYOS Bring Your Own Sauce

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Rebecca Solnit @rebeccasolnit.bsky.social · 14h

Time for this classic again.

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donni saphire @donni.bsky.social · 14h

Simplify your life by hibernating from now until spring

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SpatialKimtamine @kimmalien.bsky.social · 14h

People everywhere are tired of my bullshit but I’m not done yet

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darth™️ @darthbluesky.bsky.social · 14h

have had to delete and retype so many posts because of typos lately and just noticed i still have a ton of typos

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🧩 @holojester.bsky.social · 14h

i am normal 𝘪 𝘢𝘮 𝘯𝘰𝘳𝘮𝘢𝘭 𝓲 𝓪𝓶 𝓷𝓸𝓻𝓶𝓪𝓵 𝖎 𝖆𝖒 𝖓𝖔𝖗𝖒𝖆𝖑 𝕚 𝕒𝕞 𝕟𝕠𝕣𝕞𝕒𝕝 𝙞 𝙖𝙢 𝙣𝙤𝙧𝙢𝙖𝙡 ɪ ᴀᴍ ɴᴏʀᴍᴀʟ 🅸 🅰🅼 🅽🅾🆁🅼🅰🅻 𝚒 𝚊𝚖 𝚗𝚘𝚛𝚖𝚊𝚕 I ᗩᗰ ᑎOᖇᗰᗩᒪ i̷ ̷a̷m̷ ̷n̷o̷r̷m̷a̷l̷ 𝐢 𝐚𝐦 𝐧𝐨𝐫𝐦𝐚𝐥

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Viktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social · 13h

On your first day of prison, walk up to the biggest guy there and ask him where the suggestion box is

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Kellalena @kellalena.bsky.social · 13h

If you don’t like my cargo pants, let me check the pockets to see if I care

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ash @ashhull.bsky.social · 13h

Cupcake paper liners are the babies of Coffee filters.

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Brooke @brooklynmarie.bsky.social · 16h

I would give anything to be able to vomit bees

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Greg the Miller @gregthemiller.bsky.social · 16h

a necklace for your wrist is called a wristlace

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Opinion Editor @ Bluesky @dly.bsky.social · 17h

me and the girls are gonna scream into the void until our vocal cords snap, come thru if you're free

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Cosmic Clau @cosmicclau.bsky.social · 19h

there's this supplier who comes to visit us like once a month and he always brings doughnuts and i don't even know his name but hats off to you doughnut guy you are the best

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My Evil Twin @lisasingletary.bsky.social · 19h

remember when cameras only let us take 24 pics per trip we should go back to that 🫠 (bc i have a bajillion pics from my trip and idk what to do about that... i need a full time squirrel staff to sort these)

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Lydia (feral season) @smoreswhore.myatproto.social · 19h

Every woman knows someone that has been assaulted in some way. Which means every man does, too. You may not have been verbally told, but that person is in your life, somewhere. If you’re not aware of who it is, there’s probably a good reason for it. Sit with that.

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KaiJen M(s) 🏵️🎉 @jenetmms.bsky.social · 19h

can't, I'm trying to see where this map I found leads me

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Bogey @oneyebogey.bsky.social · 19h

I will always stand my ground, but maybe I’ll just take a seat first.

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𝙱𝚊𝚋𝚎 𝚁𝚞𝚝𝚑𝚕𝚎𝚜𝚜 @unfitz.bsky.social · 19h

A necklace made of sausage links, pasta and green beans. We’ll call it a food chain.

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æmə's ghost @amazingama.bsky.social · 19h

Much like this fitted sheet, I can do both

The tag of a fitted sheet that says "top or bottom".

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Kellalena @kellalena.bsky.social · 19h

Sometimes it isn’t necessary to use your entire brain

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Salty MacTavish @saltymactavish.bsky.social · 18h

We never knew people’s politics. We just knew if they were an asshole or not

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ash @ashhull.bsky.social · 19h

Understanding yet short on patience..fuckface!

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Skinnie Talls @skinnietalls.bsky.social · 18h

I can hear you, but listening is a level of commitment I'm just not ready for yet. I've just got out of a long conversation

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rebar mcentire? @rebarmcentire.bsky.social · 18h

I boil my phone once a month to sanitize it

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Uffdafuckingda @uffdada.bsky.social · 18h

The Internet has made dumb people even dumber.

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✧𝔪𝔲𝔡 𝔰𝔠𝔞𝔪𝔭✧ @altaudge.bsky.social · 18h

wiggling menacingly

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Ambooooorino 👻 @nellieadjacent.bsky.social · 18h

you can stop holding your breath

Cute lil sassy kitty face in a half smile
"One day I'll shut up. Not today though"

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ʙᴀᴍs🚫🧊(🏈 ᴠᴇʀꜱɪᴏɴ)™ @timberbams.bsky.social · 20h

I am old and need Google translate for posts now: finna fanum rizz skibidi slapmaxxing bet!

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ʙᴀᴍs🚫🧊(🏈 ᴠᴇʀꜱɪᴏɴ)™ @timberbams.bsky.social · 22h

Prime Days are approaching, but I don’t want Alexa. I want to dramatically yell “ALEXEI!” from across the house and have some deeply Russian voice respond like he’s been reluctantly assigned to manage my entire household and is already exhausted by my bullshit. Give me that, Bezos!

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Blair Loudly @blairloudly.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

trial and error would be great names for twins

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Cosmic Clau @cosmicclau.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

you have a soul too beautiful to tarnish it with bitterness rejoice in who you are embrace your existence marvel at your individuality you are a crucial piece of a celestial puzzle you mean so much more than you will ever know

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the Mountain Goats @themountaingoats.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

*mid-eulogy, looking down at casket* you’ve read your last free article

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𝙱𝚊𝚋𝚎 𝚁𝚞𝚝𝚑𝚕𝚎𝚜𝚜 @unfitz.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

When I see a landscape painting I appreciate the craftsmanship but you need to stick a little dragon or spaceship in a corner if you really want to wow me.

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The Volatile Mermaid @ohnoshetwitnt.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Men, stop telling women you denounce sexual assault and start telling your male friends.

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𝙱𝚊𝚋𝚎 𝚁𝚞𝚝𝚑𝚕𝚎𝚜𝚜 @unfitz.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Just brushed my cat and it produced enough fur to cover 6 bald cats.

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Sidereal K 💫 @gimmethekspecial.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

going through life just trying not to fuck up too badly

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sweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

yeah, i know what’s going on that’s the problem

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𝔏𝔦𝔳𝔢 𝔏𝔞𝔲𝔤𝔥 𝔏𝔬𝔞𝔱𝔥𝔢 @fleurkenstein.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Autumnal rays turned your eyes to stone 🫴🏼

A soft focus country scene. A large tree to the left of the shot hangs over a field surrounded by hedgerow, which meet in the foreground. Toward the horizon, hilly tree tops can be seen. The cloud cover is heavy in shades of white and grey with sunlight drifting through in some places.

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[Sic] Burns @sicburns2.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Motherfucker yes we can ban fraternities just ask high schools in the 1950s

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Viktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Ask your doctor if jeopardizing your health to make the rich richer is right for you

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sweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

holding rapists accountable is so sexy

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Gypsiboo 👻 @gypsican.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

I know what you do on the Internet

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Kat Abughazaleh @katmabu.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

I literally don’t know a single woman who hasn’t been raped, stalked, groped, harassed, or sexually violated in some way at some point in their life. If you choose to doubt and dox survivors, just know every woman in your life is disgusted by you.

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korpisworld @kwkorpi.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

“Use your best judgment” is an alarming amount of responsibility to give me on a Tuesday.

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ʙᴀᴍs🚫🧊(🏈 ᴠᴇʀꜱɪᴏɴ)™ @timberbams.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Everyone keeps calling him a tree frog, but I don't see a tree anywhere. That's clearly a house frog named Fergus and I love him.

A small gray-brown tree frog clings vertically to a textured white exterior wall at night. Its bumpy, mottled skin blends with the surface, while its large golden-brown eye and rounded toe pads are illuminated by the camera flash, casting a dark shadow behind it.

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