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☢️ Captain Antagonist ☢️ @captantagonist.bsky.social · 1h

Some people call me the blood harvester, a terrible butcher of crimson destruction. Some people call me Maurice, probably because they don't want their blood harvested.

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Julie Lavender Menace @2tickytacky.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Someone in this biography I'm reading is celebrating a victory by taking a three month overseas vacation. I felt inspired and got extra bacon on my breakfast sandwich.

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Axer Jenkins @axerjenkins.bsky.social · 14h

Somehow I need to get this ink out of me but it's all clogged up. I'm becoming inkschemic and soon my cells will lose all atp, then in half an hour necrosis will occur. It's all but certain unless I tell this dadgum story

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Astr0z0mbreez @astr0z0mbreez.bsky.social · 3h

You don’t gotta listen to me, but I can paint cabinets & fry chicken cutlets at the same time with no accidents or cross contamination

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Astr0z0mbreez @astr0z0mbreez.bsky.social · 3h

We never think to hold the Suns hand when it goes down

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chris. @azedand2knots.bsky.social · 1h

I have blood on my hands because I used the wrong pump at the sink, what of it

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Resident Warren G. Harding @popeawesomexiii.bsky.social · 1h

wtf you guys, just found out that some of those that work forces are the same that burn crosses? i strongly condemn those that burn crosses

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Chestbursty @chestrovert.bsky.social · 1h

I got a tub of fudge. Peanut butter. I will pack myself full of fudge. Successful apple harvest day.

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☢️ Captain Antagonist ☢️ @captantagonist.bsky.social · 4h

I remember playing a video game in the 90s where a character kept walking into a wall forever. Anyway, this post is about AI.

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Tusk Jenkins @tuskjenkins.bsky.social · 4h

Hi did you hear Radiohead got a Bluesky account? No comments and no replieses please

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Toby 🇵🇸 @tobestewart.bsky.social · 3h

I suggested we open a joint bank account but we don't know anyone with any money

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🎃HalloDeeny🎃 they/them @geraldinepiche.bsky.social · 3h

Shameless self promotion Saturday and a reminder that I have 9 spots left for traditional commissions for the holidays and a looooooot of spots left for digital commissions

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🎃HalloDeeny🎃 they/them @geraldinepiche.bsky.social · 3h

Like, do you want a custom wallpaper of your pets for your phone and or laptop? Hit me up

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Danny @mardigroan.bsky.social · 2h

It's to your mamma, maybe you've word of it?

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m@thew @tweetpotato314.bsky.social · 2h

[hitting on a hottie in the digestive care aisle of a pharmacy] pooping hard or hardly poopin’ 😉

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Chestbursty @chestrovert.bsky.social · 4h

O hushed October morning mild, Thy leaves have ripened to the fall; How an elephant got into my pajamas, I shall never know

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sky @iamspacegirl.bsky.social · 18/08/2026

I do wish my life were more like a fairytale. Just me and 23 of my closest friends, baked in a pie, waiting to do a jump scare on some king.

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Jo @whatsjo.bsky.social · 22/11/2024

him: will you at least act normal when my folks get here me: *flipping a pancake and reading it like a tarot card* bad news

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Jo @whatsjo.bsky.social · 5h

me: Hey, I can’t sleep. Do you think it’s because of stress? hand puppet: *rolls over on my pillow to look at me* you have had a lot on your plate recently.

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Jack @wakeupangry.bsky.social · 17h

Three X-Men and a Baby

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Marc @runoldman.bsky.social · 6h

Whenever I drive past the psychic's empty parking lot, I think, if I was psychic I would only be open on the days I knew people were coming.

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Jane, actually @maidofbeans.bsky.social · 6h

Always one awkward hug away from faking my own death.

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Low Quality Facts @lowqualityfacts.bsky.social · 5h

I have a few uncles named Rasputin.

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flamby ✨🐝 @flamby666.bsky.social · 17h

i'm not here to learn i'm here to do skateboard tricks and crush mountain dews

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Resident Warren G. Harding @popeawesomexiii.bsky.social · 17h

Terrifying if literal: Eight foot skeleton

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Jake_Vig @jakevig.bsky.social · 17h

Never say "'never say' never say never."

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Jake_Vig @jakevig.bsky.social · 16h

[using Bene Gesserit "voice"] EXTRA CHEESE

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Used Robot Salesman @urs-annex.bsky.social · 16h

As I turned my back on the last day of September thinkin' 'Ya, not good. See ya later!' it bonked me in the back of the head hard enough, I'm still tumbling two days later. Hopin' for a dirty cast-off bed, or a pile o' trashbags on the sidewalks of this weekend, that might stop this roll.

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One Dog’s Opinion 🐾 @onedogsopinion.bsky.social · 15h

a lost and found but for I've seen lonely times when I could not find a friend But I always thought that I'd see you again

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Kip Conlon @kipconlon.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Since I couldn't beat 'em, thought I might as well join 'em. They wouldn't go for that, either.

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Trisarahjtops @trisarahjtops.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Riding the bus is important if you want to help the environment and also witness someone who seems otherwise normal straight up eating garlic cloves out of a bag

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Frances: Meh and Loving It @francesmeh.reviews · 02/10/2026

[pointing to the giant pile of garbage in the mirror] and would you believe no botox

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Marly @verbsrproudest.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

I need an influencer to convince these racoons to stop opening my delivery packages

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Lindsay Anne Black @linanneblack2.bsky.social · 22h

I have only a couple of maquettes left in my possession, from my previous career as a production designer, and I recently gave this little one a new spot on some new shelving. Related: I finally found the perfect place to put the cicada exoskeleton I had been saving since the summer.

A half-inch scale model of a set design for a play that was produced almost twenty years ago in Toronto. It is hand-built and hand-painted. The design elements include: a weathered hardwood floor with an irregular jagged edge, as if it has been smashed away. Under the floor boards, we can see pages from diaries, books, and magazines, as if they have been hidden away and then discovered like a time capsule. The back wall is partial, and suggests the small bay window of a terrace house on one side, and a cramped stairwell on the other side, as if the house has been broken into even smaller units. There are large packing boxes, a half-moon table, a stained mid-century settee, and at downstage centre, there is a cicada exoskeleton sitting backwards on a wooden kitchen chair, like a youth pastor.

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Resident Warren G. Harding @popeawesomexiii.bsky.social · 22h

The 20's are already half over, can we bring back referring to legs as "getaway sticks."

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lukelukeluke @lukelukeluke.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Touching grass is not enough I need to break my arm

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Dominic Caruso @dominiccaruso1.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

This post is based on the bestselling novel of the same name.

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Block Me Amadeus @blockmeamadeus.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

They want them to be able to vote.

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Trisarahjtops @trisarahjtops.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

There should be a rule that if more than one main character in a tv show has the same color of hair then they have to wear name tags

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RM @dorsalstream.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Most people get their skeleton from a breeder. Mine, however, is a rescue.

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chris. @azedand2knots.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Secreting all the colours of the rainbow.

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g.c. @lscrapl.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

i want to be clear, but i make a better door than a window

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g.c. @lscrapl.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

5 time darwin award loser

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g.c. @lscrapl.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

look, i don't make the rules, but the rules sure af made me

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Tusk Jenkins @tuskjenkins.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

To the thoughts I'm cooking that came all that way just to improvise a recipe, I have a proposal. Let's retrace your patterns on an apron. Mom's thoughts always said "If you can't embroider it don't consoider it"

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