iiinova — where your digital self keeps evolving

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hi, friends. tomorrow makes 20 months since I was laid off, and I'm still unable to find full-time work. if you or your employer are looking for a software QA engineer, please let me know. money is still very tight. if you'd like to help & can spare it, I am infinitefinite on venmo, paypal & cashapp

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It's Abby. Yep @itsabbyyep.bsky.social · 12h

Have you tried eating too much candy about it

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Uncle Duke @uncleduke1969.bsky.social · 02/07/2025

alien graffiti can be pretty hurtful 😔

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andy vs. @im-all-id.me · 28/09/2026

How did netflix know I would want to hear the intro song 100 decibels louder

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sweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

new reality show called “dancing on the stars” and the premise is we launch people into the sun

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Ed Morrish @edmorrish.com · 19h

very excited for ai audiobooks you can talk to. i plan to tell frodo how to build an internal combustion engine, which should speed things up

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Uncle Duke @uncleduke1969.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

“Don’t be an idiot, Harry. Just ask him for directions.”

A running car sits on the shoulder of a muddy road. A bison a few feet away looks into the driver’s side window.

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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

I don't think they'll ever recreate what it was like to be on twitter in the 2010s. Soap opera stuff happening constantly. Poster you were vaguely aware of involved in federal fentanyl bust. Poster whose jokes you occasionally liked posed as his aunt (or wife?) for 6 years. Pastor who steals jokes

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geekysteven @geekysteven.com · 23/07/2026

Johnny Depp is like the Jared Leto of Mark Wahlbergs

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hammancheez but spooky @hammancheez.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Yall wanna see a 2 hour old highland cow

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Viktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

[Facebook messaging the one kid who signed my yearbook] Just wanted to let you know that I did have a great summer

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It's Abby. Yep @itsabbyyep.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

One huge problem with AI is that it was designed to have the ethics of a billionaire

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Raysident Evil @sireviscerate.myatproto.social · 01/09/2026

Sony: Our consoles cost $900+ Me: Oof. That's rough, but everything is expensive. Sony: We're not making physical games anymore. Me: What? Why? Sony: Also, you don't own any digital copies of games you pay for. Me: Is there some kind of massive carbon monoxide leak at Sony HQ?

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batkaren @batkaren.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Today’s gonna be the day, The New Yorker!

NEW YORKER CAPTION CONTEST

IMAGE: a room full of wolves leaning in like they’re hungry with a lone, terrified-looking pig on a stage sitting atop a barstool holding a guitar in front of a mic.

MY CAPTION: “Anyway, here’s Wonderwall.”

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Frovo @frovo.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

please please please let it be the october surprise

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andy vs. @im-all-id.me · 01/10/2026

Limerence would be an ugly name for a girl actually

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Sage Deviant 🏳️‍⚧️ @trans.bsky.social · 05/11/2025

TRANS RIGHTS ARE A WINNING POLITICAL ISSUE Every single centrist claiming we must all compromise our bodily autonomy for their personal comfort is a traitor to American democracy & rational human decency. They have no place in a modern Democratic Party, toss them out. Total liberation for all.

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Braden Serkas @portmanteauface.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Someone at work once asked me what my guilty pleasure was and I immediately shot back “pleasure never makes me feel guilty.” I’ve seldom felt cooler than I did in that moment. Literally one minute later I tripped on an extension cord and hit my head on a whiteboard in front of the entire office

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It's Abby. Yep @itsabbyyep.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

One huge problem with AI is that it was designed to have the ethics of a billionaire

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zappa-szep @zappaszep.bsky.social · 12/05/2024

it’s cool how much anatomy you can learn just by sleeping wrong past 40

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maura quint @mauraquint.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Yes every woman has been harassed, many assaulted. But every woman has also experienced invisible loss from moments she avoided harassment. She felt a space becoming unsafe, so she left, while men stayed on. And in leaving, she lost: opportunities, experiences, learning, promotions, even simply fun.

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Comfortably Numb @numb.comfortab.ly · 29/09/2026

tfw every brainfart becomes an executive order

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al-boo @captainacabairbud.myatproto.social · 30/09/2026

he was a boy. he was back in town. can i make it any more obvious?

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It's Abby. Yep @itsabbyyep.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

I'm special. Like that song you put on your playlist and skip every single time it comes up

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𝙱𝚊𝚋𝚎 𝚁𝚞𝚝𝚑𝚕𝚎𝚜𝚜 @unfitz.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

[Thom Yorke from Radiohead in a diner] I’ll have today’s special ˢᵒ ᶠᵘᶜᵏᵉⁿ ˢᵖᵉᶜⁱᵃˡ

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Frovo @frovo.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

DRIVE THRU: may i take your order ERIC SCHMITT: yeah i’ll have a cheesy gordita and nachos bell grande DRIVE THRU: sir this is a wendy’s

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It's Abby. Yep @itsabbyyep.bsky.social · 30/01/2026

Based on nothing but hope, I believe that as you slip from this world into the next, you get to see yourself as those who love you see you

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Dan of the Year @downwithdan.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Ah yes the circle of life

• Dispatched
Sep 25 23:03 pm
In Transit
Sep 26 09:52 am
Delayed
Sep 26 10:57 am
Held By Carrier
Sep 26 15:07 pm
Destroyed
Sep 26 15:08 pm

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Gian D’Oh @giandoh.bsky.social · 02/07/2026

“Yeah Ma, I’m not loving the carpentry thing but I’m kinda killing it as an influencer…. A shirt? Yeah of course I’m wearing a shirt.”

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geekysteven @geekysteven.com · 28/09/2026

Is that an LED headlight in your pocket or is it just impossible to see you

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The Volatile Mermaid @ohnoshetwitnt.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

“In addition, giraffes are now tall horses. Because that’s what they are. They’re just tall horses. Everybody knows it, they just don’t say it. I’m not afraid to say these things. And those so-called capybaras will be known as ultimate guinea pigs.”

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John Carpenter’s The Alex Nevil @thealexnevil.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

17 begged me for a car because all his friends have one, so I get him a used one. Now he’s not speaking to me. There’s just no pleasing him.

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John Carpenter’s The Alex Nevil @thealexnevil.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

“Making friends is hard.“ —Dr. Frankenstein

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It's Abby. Yep @itsabbyyep.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

I'm not the youngest person in the world, or the most accomplished, but at least my memory is going so I can't recall where I was going with this

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Garth Marenghi's Catbus @catbus.phd · 29/09/2026

clicking on a muted reply

DEAD DOVE do not eat meme
Jason Bateman opens the bag and goes
I don't know what I expected

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Woodrow Peel 🆗🆒 @woodyluvscoffee.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Dem ads are like "can't pay rent? Can't afford food? Lost ur job? Buried by medical debt? While GOP ads will show a guy in his yard with a shotgun screaming about libs coming for his weed killer & an entire generation shakes their heads in solidarity screaming "YOU ARE NOT COMING FOR MY WEED KILLER"

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It's Abby. Yep @itsabbyyep.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

I'm not the youngest person in the world, or the most accomplished, but at least my memory is going so I can't recall where I was going with this

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Uncle Duke @uncleduke1969.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

*sticks pinky out*

Sign on wall reads "Please urinate with precision and elegance." (Chinese translation above)

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taffy bennington @singwithtaffy.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

vex the humans in your gene pool and place of employment by opening a portal to a neutron star

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Frovo @frovo.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

YOU: (wise) rome wasn’t built in a day ME: (wiser) rome was built in italy

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NosferaPru @prufrockluvsong.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Please stop calling me on my phone that's not what it's for

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It's Abby. Yep @itsabbyyep.bsky.social · 29/07/2025

Shout out to my neighbor who never emerges from his place except to take selfies with a sword

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Greeneville Zoo @greenevillezoo.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Koalas have fingerprints remarkably similar to ours, which is how they managed to frame the zoo's dentist for bank robbery.

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It's Abby. Yep @itsabbyyep.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Airplane Intercom: This is your Cap'n speaking. Oops! All berries

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andy vs. @im-all-id.me · 26/09/2026

It's really comin down out there (civilization)

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Woodrow Peel 🆗🆒 @woodyluvscoffee.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

If I should die before I wake, I pray the Lord my phone to take.

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Seamus O'Flaugherty @seamussaid.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

hey welcome to America you can get arrested for giving water to people waiting in line to vote but the president is offering you $5k to vote for his party

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