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@greekheanen.bsky.social

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Μαρια Κιτρινη @greekheanen.bsky.social · 19h

Another day that two large coffees in the morning, didn't stop my heavy after lunch nap

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Big Miss Steak 𓅚 🐊 @hawaiijeno.bsky.social · 13/10/2026

What would be better for trick or treaters, snack bags of baked beans or chili? I know that they’ll need protein to keep going, but some quick energy from carbs would help too.

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cap’n watsisname @capnwatsisname.bsky.social · 13/10/2026

Almost my turn at the town hall to pitch my environmentally sustainable armadillo-pulled sled citywide micromobility proposal

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Jake_Vig @jakevig.bsky.social · 21h

Do not be the "microwaving seafood in the office" of people

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Jax @ehhjax.bsky.social · 19h

You keep your distance, a change of pace; you stopped showing up, without a trace

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Papito @papito.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

Cloudy day in the canyon

The only road into an international dark sky park in North Central Oregon

Lonely old barn in a quiet, beautiful place. Cottonwood Canyon State Park, Oregon

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amberkitty 🐈‍⬛ @amberkitty.bsky.social · 14/10/2026

My back is so over this job

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lisabug @lisabug.bsky.social · 13/10/2026

I carved my pin on the tree near the cash machine. Not going through that hassle again.

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John Carpenter’s The Alex Nevil @thealexnevil.bsky.social · 12/10/2026

Crossed the road in a chicken costume. Much less clarifying than I had hoped.

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Mrs. Dick Helicopter 💩📺 @hormonella.bsky.social · 12/10/2026

Ladies, if he doesn’t return his damned grocery cart, he won’t do that thing you like.

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Kip Conlon @kipconlon.bsky.social · 14/10/2026

Like King Kong, the woman I was infatuated with just wasn't interested.

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Salty MacTavish @saltymactavish.bsky.social · 21h

Your ostentatious display of wealth doesn’t impress me, shitbird. Let’s see you use a coat hanger to tie up your janky exhaust

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richie @theregoesrichie.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

singing “takin’ it to the street” while rolling out the trash cans is why my neighbors love me

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Canadian Bacon @tashaneedshelp.bsky.social · 14/10/2026

His heart fluttered, mostly from years of being fed bacon for breakfast.

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motel california @motelporn.bsky.social · 14/10/2026

The chemicals have rejected all my romances

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🎩🦐☕️🏰🍚🪸🪸🐚 @theshrimpening3.bsky.social · 14/10/2026

The crunchwrap of notre dame

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amberkitty 🐈‍⬛ @amberkitty.bsky.social · 14/10/2026

Might need 7 cups of coffee this morning

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Icarus 🎃 Dumpsterfire @pluperfectidiot.bsky.social · 14/10/2026

That sounds moist

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Idle @hatesnicethings.bsky.social · 14/10/2026

*pictures self butchering meat while softly humming the theme song to Reading Rainbow*

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Canadian Bacon @tashaneedshelp.bsky.social · 22h

I’m not toast, you don’t need to be that delicate with me when you’re buttering me up.

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Nes Lessman @neslessman.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

We should change our names and move to a haunted coastal town

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Danny @mardigroan.bsky.social · 12/10/2026

Person with hands over ears: 🎶 Ain't nobody tell me nothin' 🎶

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Granite Man @granitedhuine.bsky.social · 13/10/2026

The collective term for a large social gathering is a "I won't be there".

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Canadian Bacon @tashaneedshelp.bsky.social · 13/10/2026

I’m starting to worry that this is as good as it’s getting.

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kristabellerina @kristabelle.bsky.social · 13/10/2026

“I’d go to bed earlier if it wasn’t my only alone time,” I say to myself while reading an article about why I need to go to bed earlier.

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Daisy @daisy91.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

Almost forgot my creamer and drank my coffee black like a badass with homemade tattoos

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🍁𝒮𝒶𝓈𝓈𝓎 𝒢𝒾𝓇𝓁 🤍 @sassycanadian0.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Someone's effort is the reflection of their interest in you.

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korpisworld @handle.invalid · 11/10/2026

That sense of impending doom means you’re finally thinking ahead!

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BlobStarrrr @blobstar.bsky.social · 13/10/2026

Yeah, I can keep talking. No problem.

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Jane, actually @maidofbeans.bsky.social · 14/10/2026

They should invent a social media that doesn't eat your soul.

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Paranormal Pandy 🎃 @thatbrenna.bsky.social · 13/10/2026

My birthday is right around the corner y'all. If anyone wants to buy me Persona 4 Revival on steam, you'd better hurry! ❤️

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Corduroy Cheddar @corduroycheddar.bsky.social · 13/10/2026

It's very difficult to explain what I'm doing here to normal people

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los 🦦 @los-los.bsky.social · 14/10/2026

If they send you a video and you say “lol, I saw that one”, just stop at lol and pretend you care about them

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Phantom Limb @hyde85.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

A toast... To all the thoughts that didn't make it to the light of skeets.

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ghost crab dave @crabbydaddy.bsky.social · 14/10/2026

comedian stewardess: to all those traveling with children today why

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mike☺︎ (scary joe armstrong) @m1keonl1ne.bsky.social · 12/10/2026

i be saying sorry and people be telling me "oh, you're fine!" and then i be not fine

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🏴‍☠️ Jollyrobber 🏴‍☠️ @jollyrobber.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

This skeet was posted without the express written permission of Major League Baseball if you're looking for a bad boy

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Danny @mardigroan.bsky.social · 13/10/2026

Who thought to call it a permanent, artificial, implanted human primary breathing organ, rather than Forever Lung?

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Granite Man @granitedhuine.bsky.social · 14/10/2026

The struggle is no longer real. These days, the struggle is AI.

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NickNackPaddyWhack @radionichole.bsky.social · 14/10/2026

My calls start at seven thirty am today like I’m really someone important but I’m not so it’s just rude.

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mean things I say to myself @meantomyself.bsky.social · 14/10/2026

You seem really peaceful, what's it like to have no clue what's going on in the world?

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Jenny Doesn’t Know @jennydoesntknow.bsky.social · 14/10/2026

*declines your invitation to rock & roll all night and party every day*

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Danny @mardigroan.bsky.social · 14/10/2026

Why call it a trip to Designer Shoe Warehouse rather than Girls reboot?

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kristabellerina @kristabelle.bsky.social · 14/10/2026

I bet this email finds you silently screaming on the inside.

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Beckatron @ridiculousrebecca.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

Guess who's left the freezer door open for 4 days.

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Beckatron @ridiculousrebecca.bsky.social · 13/10/2026

Been walking round with pen on my head all day how's your day been?

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Jason, ex Inferis @benedictsred.bsky.social · 14/10/2026

HOA called to tell me I have 30 days to limit the amount of graphic tees I wear

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kattsdogma.bsky.social @kattsdogma.bsky.social · 14/10/2026

MY BABY’S BACK!!!

my baby (with the very long tongue & one brown eye & one blue eye) who is visiting from hawaii !!! 💞

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spleenly @spleenly.bsky.social · 14/10/2026

It's going to get worse before it gets worser

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Betsy Wetsy @betsyross.bsky.social · 23h

developing muscles by army crawling under my bed to give my cat her medicine