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Salty MacTavish @saltymactavish.bsky.social · 4h

You don’t need a data center to make spaghetti

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Charlie Alzamora @chalza.bsky.social · 13h

I might have talked while I slept and said something embarrassing but I assure you that it was just asleep of the tongue.

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EMCKAYVEE @youremceekayvee.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

I have tons of jokes about fetishes and sexual predilections in my drafts folder. I call it Draft Kinks.

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TwoSense @twosense.bsky.social · 15h

My discover feed is vastly improved today. Is that what they were doing yesterday?

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chris. @azedand2knots.bsky.social · 14h

One nice thing about aging is I can finally start a collection of the lenses my friends are having replaced when they go in for their cataract surgeries.

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trickykat @trickykat.bsky.social · 14h

3:34am i should go to sleep someone kill bluesky again

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Skellyton 🦇 @infinitefinite.blog · 29/09/2026

I bet being toasted and slathered with cream cheese feels so good if you're a bagel

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Cosmic Clau @cosmicclau.bsky.social · 16h

them: when exactly did you become so jaded me: around the time i stopped wearing candy necklaces

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DaddyJew @daddyjew.bsky.social · 15h

my superpower is making heartbreak the best thing that ever happened to me

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Dan Cerinthedark @etbeeegood.bsky.social · 16h

*death metal guy flipping thru medical journal for song names ooh, Eyestalk Ablation perfect

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Greg the Miller @gregthemiller.bsky.social · 15h

a necklace for your wrist is called a wristlace

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Brosephine Wires, Perennial Soup-Lover @joparkerbear.bsky.social · 17h

What a time to be alive. I don’t know what else to say.

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Ambooooorino 👻 @nellieadjacent.bsky.social · 20h

Knock knock jokes are cancelled since no one answers their door

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Mal @hallowedverses.bsky.social · 16h

The feminine urge to believe every minor inconvenience is the universe telling me to reinvent my entire life.

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[Sic] Burns @sicburns2.bsky.social · 16h

Get in losers we’re going to the Hawks game

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PhantomDeeks 🫶 @deeks549.bsky.social · 18h

Yeah, I know where you'll be. On my last fucking nerve

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DB 🇨🇦 @rebelliousdb.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

The unsettling anxiety of feeling good.

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Salty MacTavish @saltymactavish.bsky.social · 17h

I won’t rest until I’ve pleased every last one of you

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Strughoulo @struggalo.bsky.social · 17h

I'm pretty sure everything I say is just exposition.

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Braden Serkas @portmanteauface.bsky.social · 22h

Welcome to the dollar store! Everything here is organized by Fuck You. That thing you need? It’s in the Fuck You aisle. Looking for something else? You guessed it, Fuck You. The dollar store. Fuck You™️

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Braden Serkas @portmanteauface.bsky.social · 21h

Chumbawumba: I get knocked down but I get up again Moms of Irish twins: I get knocked up but I get down again

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Tickled Catastrophe @tickledcatastrophe.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Dance, especially if someone is watching.

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Jim @jimstewart.bsky.social · 20h

"Eh, why not?" -The Universe

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Paused Mortem 💀 @pausedmortem.bsky.social · 18h

Caught myself dreaming again. Stupid slut.

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Wilbur72 @wilboo72.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Saying Trump is ‘ethically challenged‘ is like saying Jeffrey Dahmer had an ‘eating disorder‘

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Candy Elliott @sixfootcandy.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Getting older is mostly discovering new and completely ridiculous ways to injure yourself.

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Granite Man @granitedhuine.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

The windchimes stay on during sex.

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Pandy Fackler 🍂 @thatbrenna.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

I think I'll make my Halloween name poltergeist fackler

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Melicious @honeybadgermel.bsky.social · 17/08/2026

Emerging from peaceful slumber to a brand new day. Well, fuck me.

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Matty @bestestname.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Alarm: goes off at the same time every morning Me: is always surprised

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Ben Miserable @mildlyunwell.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

I Can’t Believe It’s Nut Butter!

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Ambooooorino 👻 @nellieadjacent.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

I wished things still smelled like teen spirit

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EMCKAYVEE @youremceekayvee.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

So help me god if I watch those texting dots bounce for 36 minutes while you're typing and I get less than 412 paragraphs I will block you.

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amberkitty 🐈‍⬛ @amberkitty.bsky.social · 18h

Reply guys won't steal my sparkle, you should give up on trying

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Brie @brielikethechhes.bsky.social · 20h

Reverse cowgirl cuz my back’s itchy

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Nate's Myth @natesmith.dev · 29/09/2026

an app that tells you what all the keys in your junk drawer are for

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spleenly @spleenly.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Some are born moist; others have moistness thrust upon them

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stefan @stefanthinks.bsky.social · 23h

they should make lunchables for kids too

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Tippi Hedren Collider @linanneblack.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

You ask if I'm over it, and I give you my answer, by way of pyroclastic cloud.

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Gary Muppet @garymuppet.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Toggled god-mode on, but still had to stop for gas. Then Gary drove his car into the chasm that separated the Halloween and Christmas decor.

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fauxnewdalt @fauxnewdalt.bsky.social · 22h

take me down to a place less shitty

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Icarus 🎃 Dumpsterfire @pluperfectidiot.bsky.social · 20h

Do you promise to give the fuck, the whole fuck, and nothing but the fuck?

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Salty MacTavish @saltymactavish.bsky.social · 18h

We never knew people’s politics. We just knew if they were an asshole or not

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🅿️rofessor Kiosk 💊 @professorkiosk.wtf · 17h

if you’re familiar with the number for nothing then you’ve got zero experience

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FᎪᎢ ᏩᎪNᎠᎪᏞF @sofarrsogud.bsky.social · 20h

In the UK aloe vera is just someone saying hello to their friend, Vera

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strange ranger @lithiumsucks.bsky.social · 23h

I look like a bottle of buspirone with a lit cigarette dangling from its mouth.

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Goose, seasonally spiced @augustagoose.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

The last little kisses of the sun

East facing photo over a lagoon at sunset. Sun hitting houses across the water. Lavender-grey sky with a few fluffy clouds topped in peach poofs

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Brie @brielikethechhes.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Unhinges my jaw Swallows the neighbour Burps

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Blather Wince Repeat @blatherwincerepeat.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Not my plastic aquarium, not my sea monkeys.

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