iiinova — where your digital self keeps evolving

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Fiona Applebees 🍎🐝 @fionaapplebs.bsky.social · 3h

Life seemed easier when we could put all of the food groups into one Jell-O mold

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Idle @hatesnicethings.bsky.social · 5h

I know I’m full of it but whatever it is, test results are still pending.

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Skinnie Talls @skinnietalls.bsky.social · 7h

I have the feeling that some of these people are impervious to our charms

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Misery Highlight @miseryhighlight.bsky.social · 8h

Anyways, here’s something nice

Variegated fritillary on a marigold but the way it’s standing on it makes it look like part of the flower.

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Betsy Wetsy @betsyross.bsky.social · 5h

it makes me feel less alone in the world to know that at this exact moment there is another woman, high as a kite, doing halloween diamond art and listening to CSNY So Far

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crumbum @fuwolfman.bsky.social · 4h

Wading through the déjà vu.

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chris. @azedand2knots.bsky.social · 3h

Screaming "YOU MAKE ME FEEL LIKE A NATURAL WOMAN" at a piece of wood.

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E.D.D.I.E.z @improbableeddie.bsky.social · 3h

prototyping a walk simulator set inside somebody’s head cluttered with junk food and cheap gold tat, calling it existential boreroom

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Skinnie Talls @skinnietalls.bsky.social · 3h

Back that ass up like it has scientific evidence behind it

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Steven (with a PH) @sjksalisbury.bsky.social · 14h

The fact that September is all that stands between August and October is ridiculous. Those are two very different states of being. Feel like there should be at least one more month in-between them to ensure a smooth handover.

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Elle @elleisanisland.bsky.social · 6h

no shade to my younger self but where were you going with this

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frielf @goblin.fans · 11h

i have become too radiant for ordinary wetlands

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spleenly @spleenly.bsky.social · 5h

A Diet Coke of questionable provenance

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turkeyteeth008.bsky.social @turkeyteeth008.bsky.social · 5h

You don’t repost me like you used to, it’s fine, I understand, I don’t like everything about me either.

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mindflakes @mindflakes.bsky.social · 14h

Word has it there's some good detritus drifting down from the ocean surface. I'm wiggling my eyestalks and clicking my pincers with excitement

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Dan Cerinthedark @etbeeegood.bsky.social · 8h

not enough lobes, really

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Jack @wakeupangry.bsky.social · 5h

We need a hero story about a woman who gets supernatural powers after going through perimenopause.

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chris. @azedand2knots.bsky.social · 7h

These are a bunch of words that, when strung together, will get you sent to a gulag in the land of the Fae.

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Idle @hatesnicethings.bsky.social · 7h

You should have kissed the moon when you had the chance.

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Nes Lessman @neslessman.bsky.social · 6h

If you trip up the stairs and no one sees you, it didn’t happen

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Misery Highlight @miseryhighlight.bsky.social · 8h

How many times can I say fuck in one hour challenge

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murphmama.bsky.social @murphmama.bsky.social · 7h

Do what you will, but I'm double dippin

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Misery Highlight @miseryhighlight.bsky.social · 8h

Radically accepting that everything is lava

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PAM! @pamtoo.bsky.social · 5h

6:30 p.m. (climbing into bed with pizza) (points to pillowcase) Look how much I've gotten done today and it's only lunchtime!

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Braden Serkas @portmanteauface.bsky.social · 11h

Unlimited texting was great when phone companies first offered it. Now people break up one sentence into 17 messages and I want each text to cost a dollar

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Misery Highlight @miseryhighlight.bsky.social · 13h

Thank you for your disinterest

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Viktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social · 23h

On your first day of prison, walk up to the biggest guy there and ask him where the suggestion box is

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✧𝔪𝔲𝔡 𝔰𝔠𝔞𝔪𝔭✧ @altaudge.bsky.social · 12h

i think the worms in my brain would be really good friends with the worms in your brain

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𝙱𝚊𝚋𝚎 𝚁𝚞𝚝𝚑𝚕𝚎𝚜𝚜 @unfitz.bsky.social · 13h

She had the voice of an angel. An angel who smokes 2 packs of unfiltered Luckies on the daily.

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Frovo @frovo.bsky.social · 12h

it's called a rabbit maybe you've hared of it

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Blather Wince Repeat @blatherwincerepeat.bsky.social · 17h

Doc says Mom’s brittle bones can’t take another fall, so we moved her into a bouncy castle.

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Skinnie Talls @skinnietalls.bsky.social · 12h

I find your lack of silliness seriously disturbing

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Kellalena @kellalena.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

If you don’t like my cargo pants, let me check the pockets to see if I care

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timmayct.bsky.social @timmayct.bsky.social · 11h

a merry-go-round without any merry is just a go-round.

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Lizzlepants 🐒 @lizzlepants.bsky.social · 17h

wingdings font ~ the original emojis

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ash @ashhull.bsky.social · 23h

Cupcake paper liners are the babies of Coffee filters.

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chris. @azedand2knots.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

One nice thing about aging is I can finally start a collection of the lenses my friends are having replaced when they go in for their cataract surgeries.

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Dominic Caruso @dominiccaruso1.bsky.social · 22h

While we were away some birds in the neighborhood built & moved into a 1,400-square foot 2-bedroom Cape Cod in our backyard.

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mindflakes @mindflakes.bsky.social · 17h

3 indisputable facts: - I will not rest until I have eaten every potato on the planet - It's not clear if I fully understand what a potato is - I cannot be stopped

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Roxy @laboxalaroxa.bsky.social · 16h

Woke up like the taxidermied monkey from the psa ad about vaping. Yeesh.

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Lizzlepants 🐒 @lizzlepants.bsky.social · 16h

bringing the void to a knife fight

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ϝɾιɠɠιɳϝɾҽɳƈԋ @frigginfrench.bsky.social · 15h

me, looking at a beautiful person's selfie: god, it must be nice to be beautiful. I bet you're not even cool, I bet you're hard to have conversation with because your dark eyes are deep pools I want to dive into. disgusting. must be friggin NICE, dumb beautiful bitch!

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