Reposted by Paranormal Pandy 🎃🕸️ @holojester.bsky.social · 3hme: that sounds so good right now them: what? me: anything but this 0104
Reposted by Paranormal Pandy 🎃Lizzy @stonedeva.bsky.social · 3hThe reason I'm not in prison can be chalked up to pure lack of motivation. 110041
Reposted by Paranormal Pandy 🎃Betsy Wetsy @betsyross.bsky.social · 3hthinking I can be funny sometimes is self care 18242
Reposted by Paranormal Pandy 🎃🅱️oofessor Killosk 👻🔪 @professorkiosk.wtf · 7hhow can we be sure that anything is butter 2018365
Reposted by Paranormal Pandy 🎃🌭 stevia nicks @muffinlab.bsky.social · 8hmac n cheese in the morning, chores take warning. mac and cheese at night, slackers delight 2261
Reposted by Paranormal Pandy 🎃happy filth_oween @filth-waste.bsky.social · 25/09/2026god what is forsaking me again going to accomplish? let’s think about this for a second 03714
Reposted by Paranormal Pandy 🎃TeenagePhlebotomy @teenagephlebotomy.bsky.social · 3hi can pretty much do what i want and that’s a huge problem 13110
Reposted by Paranormal Pandy 🎃John Lyon @johnlyon.bsky.social · 3hMe: Hey gas tank, check out the prices on this pump. Gas tank: 05717
Reposted by Paranormal Pandy 🎃mr coffee @i.n33d.coffee · 3hI use literally figuratively literally all the time. Except literally that time. And that one... 1106
Reposted by Paranormal Pandy 🎃mean things I say to myself @meantomyself.bsky.social · 13hSorry for crashing out when someone used my special mug 49431
Reposted by Paranormal Pandy 🎃Marly @verbsrproudest.bsky.social · 5hThe Little Engine That Could But Didn’t Want To Deal With It Until Monday 112051
Reposted by Paranormal Pandy 🎃Greg the Miller @gregthemiller.bsky.social · 30/09/2026a necklace for your wrist is called a wristlace 2520753
Paranormal Pandy 🎃 @thatbrenna.bsky.social · 3hToday's estate sale find is this 75 year brass calendar. I can still use it for a while 1955244
Reposted by Paranormal Pandy 🎃Misery Highlight @miseryhighlight.bsky.social · 30/09/2026How many times can I say fuck in one hour challenge 79134
Reposted by Paranormal Pandy 🎃Jim @jimstewart.bsky.social · 9hSorry about liking all your skeets. In my defense, I don't know who you are anymore. 27834
Reposted by Paranormal Pandy 🎃Vamp Lizzlepants 🧛🏻♀️ @lizzlepants.bsky.social · 10hsir this is my emotional support weekend lottery ticket 15617
Paranormal Pandy 🎃 @thatbrenna.bsky.social · 7hIf you kill one Spirit Halloween, two more pop up in its place 25523
Reposted by Paranormal Pandy 🎃Bobby Nash @bobbynashwrites.bsky.social · 7hIt's an October 1st tradition to share this. It's one of my favorite images tied to this month. I also love the message that it's A Good Time To Read! 065
Reposted by Paranormal Pandy 🎃River Side Casino @riversidecasino.bsky.social · 30/09/2026The feral cats can’t set fires with their minds. That’s just a rumor started by the feral cats. 1226537
Reposted by Paranormal Pandy 🎃Nes Lessman @neslessman.bsky.social · 8hCan’t rn, casting devious stares 28243
Reposted by Paranormal Pandy 🎃Edmonds Scanner @edmondsscanner.bsky.social · 23hWhat's your retirement plan? 1. coffee shop curmudgeon 2. vengeful sea witch 3. sentient moss mound 4. foggy wanderer 2813219
Reposted by Paranormal Pandy 🎃Raysident Evil @sireviscerate.myatproto.social · 16/09/2026Mushrooms are neat because some are like "I'm delicious in a salad", some are like "I will kill you", and others are like "I will show you the face of god, immerse you in childlike wonder, and also you like The Grateful Dead now" 13426108
Reposted by Paranormal Pandy 🎃DaddyJew @daddyjew.bsky.social · 12hyou still haven’t accepted my friend request, your honor 05425
Reposted by Paranormal Pandy 🎃Swim Jeans 👖 @shortsleevesuit.bsky.social · 9hShamu is short for shhhh this ham is for u 1215
Reposted by Paranormal Pandy 🎃Paranormal Pandy 🎃 @thatbrenna.bsky.social · 04/08/2026When I was a teen, my friend and I wanted to see how many times we could go around a roundabout before the cops pulled us over. The answer is 16 3644336
Reposted by Paranormal Pandy 🎃Paranormal Pandy 🎃 @thatbrenna.bsky.social · 16/03/2026Look I got the most awful dice ever 4147986
Reposted by Paranormal Pandy 🎃SeaTea @tierno158.bsky.social · 9hIf I often seem cranky to you here, there's a very good reason. I am often cranky. 1194
Reposted by Paranormal Pandy 🎃 PhantomDeeks 🫶 @deeks549.bsky.social · 30/09/2026They should invent a me that doesn't suck 89435
Reposted by Paranormal Pandy 🎃Greg the Miller @gregthemiller.bsky.social · 9hthe whole point is to share them. they should be called wemes 1817563
Reposted by Paranormal Pandy 🎃Aaron Jack Arts 🌶️ @aaronjackarts.bsky.social · 9hWhat’s one small thing you noticed on a familiar walk recently? 331
Reposted by Paranormal Pandy 🎃Chestbursty @chestrovert.bsky.social · 10hI don't need a fancy home, I need a cave with a complicated network of tunnels that goes all the way to the edge of the molten center of the earth a nation unto myself 02412
Reposted by Paranormal Pandy 🎃sweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 11hnew reality show called “dancing on the stars” and the premise is we launch people into the sun 820759
Reposted by Paranormal Pandy 🎃Nes Lessman @neslessman.bsky.social · 12hThursday, I don’t care about you 44524
Reposted by Paranormal Pandy 🎃𝔏𝔦𝔳𝔢 𝔏𝔞𝔲𝔤𝔥 𝔏𝔬𝔞𝔱𝔥𝔢 @fleurkenstein.bsky.social · 12hBroke up with my medieval bf because he said I should ‘write a tapestry about it’ in an argument 113234
Reposted by Paranormal Pandy 🎃Norm @chingerhook.bsky.social · 9hthey'll never know what we had to do just catch a glance of a tittystatic.klipy.comDeco Decodificador Glitch No SignalAlt: Deco Decodificador Glitch No Signal 2316
Reposted by Paranormal Pandy 🎃KaiJen M(s) 🏵️🎉 @jenetmms.bsky.social · 01/03/2025If you hug me hard enough I make a squeaky toy sound. 915448
Reposted by Paranormal Pandy 🎃Weird Al Lyrics @weirdallyricsbot.bsky.social · 9hWell now I know you're wishin I'll sign your petition. But stop forwarding that crap to me 011
Reposted by Paranormal Pandy 🎃PAM! @pamtoo.bsky.social · 30/09/2026I'm probably not depressed. I probably just need more cheese. 34818
Paranormal Pandy 🎃 @thatbrenna.bsky.social · 9hEveryone says they want to come over and see all my antiques and trinkets, then play video games. So how come none of you are here? Liars 4181
Reposted by Paranormal Pandy 🎃Gef the Toking Mongoose @geftokingmongoose.bsky.social · 30/09/2026using Predator cloaking technology to sneak into a bunch of jazz/tap classes so I can learn for free 47020
Reposted by Paranormal Pandy 🎃Die Hard (1988) @diehard1988.bsky.social · 13hWhat about the body that fell out of the window -- ? 021