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@thatbrenna.bsky.social
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Eatin' cotton candy from the garbage can Ink & Ancestry Blog: inkancestry.blogspot.com/?m=1 My Nonsense (best of): bsky.app/profile/did:plc:qgj3iluiqa…

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🕸️ @holojester.bsky.social · 3h
me: that sounds so good right now them: what? me: anything but this
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Lizzy @stonedeva.bsky.social · 3h
The reason I'm not in prison can be chalked up to pure lack of motivation.
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Betsy Wetsy @betsyross.bsky.social · 3h
thinking I can be funny sometimes is self care
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🅱️oofessor Killosk 👻🔪 @professorkiosk.wtf · 7h
how can we be sure that anything is butter
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🌭 stevia nicks @muffinlab.bsky.social · 8h
mac n cheese in the morning, chores take warning. mac and cheese at night, slackers delight
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🕸️ @holojester.bsky.social · 5h
*heaves your ho*
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happy filth_oween @filth-waste.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
god what is forsaking me again going to accomplish? let’s think about this for a second
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ULTRA💀BLAST @ultrakillblast.bsky.social · 3h
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TeenagePhlebotomy @teenagephlebotomy.bsky.social · 3h
i can pretty much do what i want and that’s a huge problem
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John Lyon @johnlyon.bsky.social · 3h
Me: Hey gas tank, check out the prices on this pump. Gas tank:
A gas tank opening that resembles a shocked face.
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mr coffee @i.n33d.coffee · 3h
I use literally figuratively literally all the time. Except literally that time. And that one...
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GIFS GALORE @gifs-bot.bsky.social · 3h
SPACE/SPACE5.GIF
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mean things I say to myself @meantomyself.bsky.social · 13h
Sorry for crashing out when someone used my special mug
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Marly @verbsrproudest.bsky.social · 5h
The Little Engine That Could But Didn’t Want To Deal With It Until Monday
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Greg the Miller @gregthemiller.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
a necklace for your wrist is called a wristlace
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Paranormal Pandy 🎃 @thatbrenna.bsky.social · 3h
Today's estate sale find is this 75 year brass calendar. I can still use it for a while
A circular brass 75 year calendar with red and black designs painted on it
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Misery Highlight @miseryhighlight.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
How many times can I say fuck in one hour challenge
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Jim @jimstewart.bsky.social · 9h
Sorry about liking all your skeets. In my defense, I don't know who you are anymore.
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Vamp Lizzlepants 🧛🏻‍♀️ @lizzlepants.bsky.social · 10h
sir this is my emotional support weekend lottery ticket
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Paranormal Pandy 🎃 @thatbrenna.bsky.social · 7h
If you kill one Spirit Halloween, two more pop up in its place
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Bobby Nash @bobbynashwrites.bsky.social · 7h
It's an October 1st tradition to share this. It's one of my favorite images tied to this month. I also love the message that it's A Good Time To Read!
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CyberGriffin @cybergriffin.bsky.social · 7h
Number 2 using the phone in The Prisoner
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River Side Casino @riversidecasino.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
The feral cats can’t set fires with their minds. That’s just a rumor started by the feral cats.
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GIFS GALORE @gifs-bot.bsky.social · 7h
CARTOON/KTOON7.GIF
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Chad Bonin @chadbonin.com · 8h
Gerald ²
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Nes Lessman @neslessman.bsky.social · 8h
Can’t rn, casting devious stares
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Edmonds Scanner @edmondsscanner.bsky.social · 23h
What's your retirement plan? 1. coffee shop curmudgeon 2. vengeful sea witch 3. sentient moss mound 4. foggy wanderer
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Raysident Evil @sireviscerate.myatproto.social · 16/09/2026
Mushrooms are neat because some are like "I'm delicious in a salad", some are like "I will kill you", and others are like "I will show you the face of god, immerse you in childlike wonder, and also you like The Grateful Dead now"
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DaddyJew @daddyjew.bsky.social · 12h
you still haven’t accepted my friend request, your honor
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Swim Jeans 👖 @shortsleevesuit.bsky.social · 9h
Shamu is short for shhhh this ham is for u
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Paranormal Pandy 🎃 @thatbrenna.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
When I was a teen, my friend and I wanted to see how many times we could go around a roundabout before the cops pulled us over. The answer is 16
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Paranormal Pandy 🎃 @thatbrenna.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
Look I got the most awful dice ever
Dice printed off center
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SeaTea @tierno158.bsky.social · 9h
If I often seem cranky to you here, there's a very good reason. I am often cranky.
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PhantomDeeks 🫶 @deeks549.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
They should invent a me that doesn't suck
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Greg the Miller @gregthemiller.bsky.social · 9h
the whole point is to share them. they should be called wemes
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Aaron Jack Arts 🌶️ @aaronjackarts.bsky.social · 9h
What’s one small thing you noticed on a familiar walk recently?
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Paranormal Pandy 🎃 @thatbrenna.bsky.social · 9h
Oh yes I would
A USB stick plugged into the wall and it says you wouldn't download a house
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Chestbursty @chestrovert.bsky.social · 10h
I don't need a fancy home, I need a cave with a complicated network of tunnels that goes all the way to the edge of the molten center of the earth a nation unto myself
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sweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 11h
new reality show called “dancing on the stars” and the premise is we launch people into the sun
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Nes Lessman @neslessman.bsky.social · 12h
Thursday, I don’t care about you
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𝔏𝔦𝔳𝔢 𝔏𝔞𝔲𝔤𝔥 𝔏𝔬𝔞𝔱𝔥𝔢 @fleurkenstein.bsky.social · 12h
Broke up with my medieval bf because he said I should ‘write a tapestry about it’ in an argument
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Norm @chingerhook.bsky.social · 9h
they'll never know what we had to do just catch a glance of a titty
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Deco Decodificador Glitch No Signal
Alt: Deco Decodificador Glitch No Signal
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KaiJen M(s) 🏵️🎉 @jenetmms.bsky.social · 01/03/2025
If you hug me hard enough I make a squeaky toy sound.
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Weird Al Lyrics @weirdallyricsbot.bsky.social · 9h
Well now I know you're wishin I'll sign your petition. But stop forwarding that crap to me
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Garfield and Friends Screens @garfieldscreens.bsky.social · 9h
episode 056
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PAM! @pamtoo.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I'm probably not depressed. I probably just need more cheese.
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Paranormal Pandy 🎃 @thatbrenna.bsky.social · 9h
Everyone says they want to come over and see all my antiques and trinkets, then play video games. So how come none of you are here? Liars
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Gef the Toking Mongoose @geftokingmongoose.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
using Predator cloaking technology to sneak into a bunch of jazz/tap classes so I can learn for free
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Robocop (1987) @robocop1987.bsky.social · 13h
Hit it!
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Die Hard (1988) @diehard1988.bsky.social · 13h
What about the body that fell out of the window -- ?
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