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sweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

him: send me a sexy selfie me:

bugthebrusselsgriffon on ig Model, Actor, Sports commentator
Adventures of a multi talented Brussels Griffon
bugthebrusselsgriffon@gmail.com
@ www.sparkpaws.com/BUG10

brown brussels griffon dog wearing an orange shirt and denim overalls posing with a pumpkin 🎃

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Miss Havishambles @misshavishambles.bsky.social · 3h

Why are all the 35 year old male protagonists in these xmas movies widowed. I mean what is happening to these women.

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crumbum @fuwolfman.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

These numbers, they don’t crunch so good.

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Blather Wince Repeat @blatherwincerepeat.bsky.social · 22h

BUY a movie and watch it over and over? What am I, eight?

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Idle @hatesnicethings.bsky.social · 7h

My alt is just letters of apology to anyone who has seen me shirtless in the last 6 months.

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𝙱𝚊𝚋𝚎 𝚁𝚞𝚝𝚑𝚕𝚎𝚜𝚜 @unfitz.bsky.social · 20h

The loaf is the laziest of all food formations.

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Miss Havishambles @misshavishambles.bsky.social · 11h

Tough crowd at a time when no-one is around.

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Lizzy @stonedeva.bsky.social · 12h

I would like less memorable things to happen now, please

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Charlie Alzamora @chalza.bsky.social · 18h

A woman returned my lost work identification card and swooned over my photo. I said she didn't love me, just the ID of me.

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Miss Havishambles @misshavishambles.bsky.social · 11h

Has anyone ‘approached for comment’ ever responded.

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snargleplax @snargleplax.bsky.social · 18h

if you doomscroll up from the bottom rather than down from the top, does everything gradually get better?

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🅱️oofessor Killosk 👻🔪 @professorkiosk.wtf · 15h

“bsky is dying” shut up we’re all dying

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sweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 22h

if you play my posts backwards you’ll get the overwhelming urge to eat cold lasagna in a dark closet

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Miss Havishambles @misshavishambles.bsky.social · 22h

No need for Letterboxd when I can post my thoughts here for the perusal of up to three people.

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Tusk Jenkins @tuskjenkins.bsky.social · 21/01/2025

I have so much fucking self-confidence that I have a notary sit in the room while I sleep just to make anything I might say official. This morning it was "What other monsters, they're terrifying" and hell ya, I stand by that

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Jeff Mac @jeffmacishere.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

anyway sorry I was late, my dog needed to sniff one specific blade of grass for seventeen minutes

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Bram Stoker’s K 🧛🏻‍♂️ @gimmethekspecial.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

why tittle early when you can titillate

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Gef the Toking Mongoose @geftokingmongoose.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

a flash mob where we all start crying at the same time

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PAM! @pamtoo.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

I DO SOME OF MY BEST WORK ON THREE HOURS OF SLEEP, OKAY? NOW GET ON THE GURNEY!

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ɐʇǝǝɹʎs @phantomsspleen.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

How many okies make a dokie?

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Steven (with a PH) @sjksalisbury.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

Take me down to the Palindrome City where the set ups don't always have punchlines

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BlobStarrrr @blobstar.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

Call the fire department, I'm stuck in the chandelier again.

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Miss Havishambles @misshavishambles.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

I have eaten the snickers bar in the ice-box. Forgive me

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☢️🎃 Captain Antagonist ☢️🎃 (Halloween Name) @captantagonist.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

Waking up is the sequel to sleep that nobody asked for

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Corduroy Cheddar @corduroycheddar.bsky.social · 12/07/2024

I like saying "I'll allow it" for no reason during a conversation

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Skip, the Online New Yorker (terrifying, i know) @badposter.lol · 09/10/2026

i’m an observational poster. i observation something, and i post it.

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Misery 👻 @miseryhighlight.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

I don’t always get enough sleep. But, when I do, I’m still tired.

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Bogey @oneyebogey.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

He claimed to bring it back, but there was some debate about whether sexy was gone in the first place.

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Miss Havishambles @misshavishambles.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

The only Hotspur worth following is Henry Percy.

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Fickle Filly @ficklefilly.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

Getting fit would increase my sex appeal and that’s a risk I just can’t take.

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spleenly @spleenly.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

Nothing keeps a conversation flowing like repeatedly saying "I have to go."

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Salty MacTavish @saltymactavish.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

I don’t have much to add. Maybe don’t park under a walnut tree this time of year.

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korpisworld @kwkorpi.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

Scientists are exploring ways to bring extinct species back to life. I hope they start with customer service representatives.

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Tusk Jenkins @tuskjenkins.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

Apocalypse story and the world is ok but there's just a last human being left on the internet. I've been hoarding a fine google of "to squander" in case it's me

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James Damron @runswindows95.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

Anyone else have fawn memories of baby deers?

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Lizzlepants 🐒 @lizzlepants.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

I buy lottery tickets every weekend because I am D-E-L-U-S-I-O-N-A-L

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Bram Stoker’s K 🧛🏻‍♂️ @gimmethekspecial.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

the problem with treating myself is that I always deserve a lil treat

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Gian D’Oh @giandoh.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

If I never faint again it’ll be too swoon.

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[Sic] Burns @sicburns2.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

What a spectacular blue autumn sky for my floaters to swim in

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Braden Serkas 🎃 @portmanteauface.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

“What was it like growing up in the ‘80s” one day I had to pull buckshot out of my leg with a pair of pliers and it bled so much that I learned how to sew because nobody was coming home for hours, and when they did I got in trouble for not putting the pliers back in the right place

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