Reposted by Autumn Denier Owen MeanySteven (with a PH) @sjksalisbury.bsky.social · 8hMade a small repair to our bird table a few weeks ago and have since been comparing myself to a certain humble desert carpenter at every opportunity much to my wife's annoyance. You know who else's opinions were a frequent source of grievance to His peers... 1232
Reposted by Autumn Denier Owen MeanyFinch in Al-boo!-querque 👻 @finchinabq.bsky.social · 3hI can confirm that this is the most tragic story ever written.  061
Reposted by Autumn Denier Owen Meanyflamby ✨🐝 @flamby666.bsky.social · 03/10/2026the rush of getting a good parking spot at the grocery store 23610
Reposted by Autumn Denier Owen MeanyBraden Serkas @portmanteauface.bsky.social · 06/10/2026They say I’ll never perform heart surgery again now that I’ve been diagnosed with Parkinson’s and they found out I didn’t go to medical school 58118
Reposted by Autumn Denier Owen MeanySkinnie Talls @skinnietalls.bsky.social · 15hmaybe there should be some shame in your game, bro 17936
Reposted by Autumn Denier Owen MeanyTaniel @taniel.bsky.social · 17h*so important*: if you’re voting by mail, assume the USPS will delay because it’s its policy. You can: —put it in drop box —go to counter to watch them postmark in front of you —if you’re dropping it in a mailbox, do it VERY EARLY. 5820541490
Reposted by Autumn Denier Owen MeanySiege @tellumsiege.bsky.social · 12hThe worst part of my day is when I’m close to being encumbered and I have to sort through my inventory to figure out what to sell, drop, or keep. What a fucking chore. 22812
Reposted by Autumn Denier Owen MeanyAmbooooorino 👻 @nellieadjacent.bsky.social · 05/10/2026My body is a wonder-what-happened-land 313449
Reposted by Autumn Denier Owen Meany𝔏𝔦𝔩𝔞𝔠🪩 @ironlilacc.bsky.social · 06/10/2026May I suggest, more screen time for the lady? 07319
Autumn Denier Owen Meany @notowenmeany.bsky.social · 13hAnd there it was. Thank you, Pat Murphy. ⚾🎤 121
Reposted by Autumn Denier Owen MeanySam Lloyd @llamsoyd.bsky.social · 13hMaine is 10-12 fun quaint little beach towns summoning all of their positive energy to keep Inland Maine, Stephen King’s bibliography sprung to life, from breaking containment and plaguing the rest of humanity. 2125
Reposted by Autumn Denier Owen MeanyBetter Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 17/11/2024Hard work is not the path to success, hard work is the path to maybe doing ok. The path to success is doing massive and severe fraud 6654641089
Autumn Denier Owen Meany @notowenmeany.bsky.social · 13h@finchinabq.bsky.social When your toilet sounded like this, you knew it was going to be expensive. 192
Reposted by Autumn Denier Owen MeanyAutumn Denier Owen Meany @notowenmeany.bsky.social · 26/10/2024Every time Mookie Betts comes up to bat, I pronounce his name as I imagine Leeloo would. "Mookiebetts."media.tenor.coma woman with orange hair is wearing a white sweaterAlt: a woman with orange hair is wearing a white sweater saying "Multi-pass" 1255
Autumn Denier Owen Meany @notowenmeany.bsky.social · 17hFor a state that, as of 2025, still had over 50% of their "residential heating" provided by fuel oil, this seems bad. 190
Reposted by Autumn Denier Owen MeanyJohn Carpenter’s The Alex Nevil @thealexnevil.bsky.social · 06/10/2026I just need to pull off one last heist so I can finally move on to the next last heist. 39831
Reposted by Autumn Denier Owen MeanyCosmically Funny @cosmicallyf.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Me: I got the zoomies. Psychologist: That's not a healthy way to describe a manic episode. 2184
Reposted by Autumn Denier Owen MeanyAnna Holmes @annabookwriter.bsky.social · 06/10/2026BEGGING people to look up terms before using them for library social media. “BBW” doesn’t mean Banned Books Week 1233160752
Autumn Denier Owen Meany @notowenmeany.bsky.social · 05/10/2026The next interesting in-game interview will be the first one. ⚾ 1227
Reposted by Autumn Denier Owen Meany🎃EM-SCREAM-KAYVEE 🔪 @youremceekayvee.bsky.social · 05/10/2026I blame my entire lack of progress and repetition of toxic patterns and bad choices on all the kids who wrote in my yearbook, "don't ever change." FUCK YOU GUYS, I NEED TO CHANGE BUT YOU WON'T LET ME. 1512614
Reposted by Autumn Denier Owen MeanyAlgonquin K Farquhar II @buddhatree.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Inanimate objects got you down? Tired of them not doing what you want? Wish you could give them the what for? Introducing the Hammer™ 12914
Reposted by Autumn Denier Owen MeanyFinch in Al-boo!-querque 👻 @finchinabq.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Incredible replies. 153
Reposted by Autumn Denier Owen Meanyfree range mink @freerangemink.bsky.social · 05/10/2026LOL now the Internet dick pills also promise to make you *want* to fuck. #LeadAHorseToWater 041
Autumn Denier Owen Meany @notowenmeany.bsky.social · 05/10/2026I see the Alito retirement fund is actively soliciting donations. Honestly, I'm surprised it took this long. 041
Reposted by Autumn Denier Owen MeanyLiz Lets Looooooose 👻 @ghostofelizabeth.bsky.social · 15/08/2025My internet must be malfunctioning as I'm not getting as many likes and reposts as I want and that's the only possible explanation for it 27931
Reposted by Autumn Denier Owen MeanyGhoulie in Color-odd-o @blackwjulie.bsky.social · 05/10/2026the scene in Poltergeist where the guy basically shredded his face completely off and then all the other scenes in Poltergeist. 141
Reposted by Autumn Denier Owen MeanyFinch in Al-boo!-querque 👻 @finchinabq.bsky.social · 05/10/2026When I refer to “The Big Guy who watches over all of us,” I’m not talking about God. I’m talking about Jack Reacher. 1215
Autumn Denier Owen Meany @notowenmeany.bsky.social · 05/10/2026It's emotionally exhausting to have to root* for the Braves. ⚾ *grudgingly will them to be better than LAD. 2111
Reposted by Autumn Denier Owen MeanyScaroline @carolinemoore.bsky.social · 05/10/2026We’re going on a cruise in January, and I’ve been referring to it as “the S.S. Man’s Hubris” and it’s making our friends, who are also going, mad. The thing is enormous. 141
Reposted by Autumn Denier Owen MeanyRyan Deem @ryandeem.bsky.social · 05/10/2026The Raiders learning that you can get away with doing a lot with cousins, but not everything 122
Reposted by Autumn Denier Owen MeanyFinch in Al-boo!-querque 👻 @finchinabq.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Wow! 🧵 072
Autumn Denier Owen Meany @notowenmeany.bsky.social · 04/10/2026A Mainer just told us, "It was a little too hot in the sun, but real nice when the clouds came up." 171
Reposted by Autumn Denier Owen MeanyAutumn Denier Owen Meany @notowenmeany.bsky.social · 28/04/2024Jazz Chisholm is a good name for a baseball player. Jizz Chasholm is a great name for a porn star. 2101
Reposted by Autumn Denier Owen MeanyThe Natidude @thenatidude.bsky.social · 03/10/2026A "Dead Man's Switch" but it posts "fuck you all" on LinkedIn and then deletes your account when your net worth hits a certain amount. 081
Reposted by Autumn Denier Owen MeanyFinch in Al-boo!-querque 👻 @finchinabq.bsky.social · 03/10/2026ORD stands for “Oh, Really? Da airport?” 152
Reposted by Autumn Denier Owen MeanyFinch in Al-boo!-querque 👻 @finchinabq.bsky.social · 03/10/2026If anyone sees Tall Steve flying around at the Balloon Fiesta, you have to take a picture and tell me about it! www.kob.com/news/top-new...kob.comBalloon Fiesta unveils new special shapes for 2026There are 13 new Special Shape hot air balloons coming to the 54th annual Albuquerque International Balloon Fiesta this year. 162
Reposted by Autumn Denier Owen Meany𝔏𝔦𝔳𝔢 𝔏𝔞𝔲𝔤𝔥 𝔏𝔬𝔞𝔱𝔥𝔢 @fleurkenstein.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Broke with my medieval bf because he keeps arguing that the world is flat 13714
Reposted by Autumn Denier Owen MeanyPaxtonPullman @paxtonpullman.bsky.social · 03/10/2026I got a giant thing of Biscoff cookies. I'll never need to fly again. 0111
Reposted by Autumn Denier Owen MeanyBliss @blisskissed.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Phobic autocorrects to phallic and now my therapist believes I’ve got some other issue entirely. 1246
Reposted by Autumn Denier Owen MeanyJulia Gulia 🏳️⚧️🏳️🌈 @jrobb773.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Here is last year’s Mundane Halloween thread if you want to enjoy the best holiday! bsky.app/profile/nick... 043
Reposted by Autumn Denier Owen Meanyjae holzman @jael.bsky.social · 02/10/2026dear dc followers: do any of you know anywhere to practice music besides 7drumcity within the metro area? supporting the boycott, trying to get locations for myself and others 595
Reposted by Autumn Denier Owen MeanyRyan Deem @ryandeem.bsky.social · 03/10/2026As someone who is almost 33, this is bad 391
Autumn Denier Owen Meany @notowenmeany.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Absolutely delighted by this older guy (older than I am!) having his first experience at an airport lounge! His flight got delayed so he has five hours to kill. He very politely asked a cleaner what time the bar opens. I got to explain it's already open AND there's hot food! 1231
Reposted by Autumn Denier Owen MeanyJulia Gulia 🏳️⚧️🏳️🌈 @jrobb773.bsky.social · 03/10/2026You know what’s this month? Mundane Halloween. So we all have to survive to my favorite holiday-within-a-holiday. 172
Reposted by Autumn Denier Owen MeanyFur Affinity 🏳️⚧️ @furaffinity.net · 02/10/2026GONDOR CALLS FOR AID FA Announcement: Support Fur Affinity’s Community Funding www.furaffinity.net/journal/1143... gofund.me/8126f11cbstatic.klipy.comGondor FlameALT: Gondor Flame 253101108788
Autumn Denier Owen Meany @notowenmeany.bsky.social · 03/10/2026"In this shot, her nipples look like dish soap nozzles under that sweater and in the next shot, supposedly the same scene, they're gone! And your job is Continuity? What are you even doing?" 170
Autumn Denier Owen Meany @notowenmeany.bsky.social · 03/10/2026After today's update, I can save draft replies. Now I wish I hadn't wasted my wish on something so stupid. 192
Reposted by Autumn Denier Owen Meanyflamby ✨🐝 @flamby666.bsky.social · 02/10/2026for whom the bell tacos 928176
Reposted by Autumn Denier Owen Meanyᴢᴇɴ sɪᴍᴍᴏɴs @killlthehype.blacksky.app · 01/10/2026I love this video so much 😭 69164