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Marly

@verbsrproudest.bsky.social
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I'll write a bio later. Eventually. Probably. just my thoughts: bsky.app/profile/did:plc:ucdcum33m3…

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NickNackPaddyWhack @radionichole.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I did sleep better last night but it’s hard to say if it was the new pillow or the three strawberry coconut rum concoctions.
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Mary @anniemumary.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
In the waiting room of 4 people, they call out “Kathleen?” Two women pop up. Two Kathleens? Me and the remaining lady who is surely a Mary smirk at each like Nice try. That’s our bit.
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NickNackPaddyWhack @radionichole.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
[cocks head] oh, a peculiar
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Bogey @oneyebogey.bsky.social · 31/10/2025
That thump from under the floorboards sure has been a lot louder lately.
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karanormal activity 💜 @deadontheoutside.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
omg do i have to do everything around here
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Boochy's BooBoo Booboobooboo @frenchys-goldau.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Have some pretty stuff for your face
Small Purple flowersSmall yellow flowers Small yellow and orange flowersA landscape view of rolling hills and trees and a dark and ominous sky
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Miss Havishambles @misshavishambles.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Sisyphus should have been doomed to omit one word out of every sentence he uttered.
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DaddyJew @daddyjew.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
you made your shed now go get high in it
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Jane, actually @maidofbeans.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Outdoor showers are great until a gust of wind runs off with your bathrobe.
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Big John 😼 @completetripe.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
A lazy #Caturday.
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D.N. Schmidt, SF author🪐📚 @dnschmidt.com · 03/10/2026
So, I know it's the zombie apocalypse and all, but I'm not much of a survivalist. I don't know how to hunt or grow food or which berries are poisonous. I have seen a lot of TV, though. Do you need a guy who can recite every episode of ALF from memory?
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Μαρια Κιτρινη @greekheanen.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Crazy how everybody stops bothering you at work, if you just wear a big red bow on your tall green hat
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The Card @thecard.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Your workplace's resident A.I. pusher is like, "Step into my slopice."
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𝔏𝔦𝔳𝔢 𝔏𝔞𝔲𝔤𝔥 𝔏𝔬𝔞𝔱𝔥𝔢 @fleurkenstein.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Broke up with my medieval bf because he thinks electricity is the work of dark forces
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𝙱𝚊𝚋𝚎 𝚁𝚞𝚝𝚑𝚕𝚎𝚜𝚜 @unfitz.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Looking for a needle in a haystack, by profession: Lawyer: Carefully explore by hand for years while charging by the hour Warrior: Burn the entire haystack Scientist: Use a magnet
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Frostbitten Flamingo @flemtheparrot.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
When their eyes pass you by And you're left wondering why, that's amore
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Roxy @laboxalaroxa.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Psycho Killer by Talking Heads playing in my head upon waking is probably a good sign.
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MiloPoint @milopoint.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
MISSING: persons of interest
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Idle @hatesnicethings.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
From certain angles I’m like, seventy percent nose.
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Steven (with a PH) @sjksalisbury.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
if you're willing to do terrible things to a wool suit the dry cleaner will put a picture of you up on the wall even if you're not famous.
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mindflakes @mindflakes.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
People don't tell each other to "scram" as often as they used to. Just one of many things we need to look into
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mean things I say to myself @meantomyself.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
As a southern woman from the US I have never used that word not in like a fishing or hunting context but it seemed appropriate here
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mean things I say to myself @meantomyself.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
It's bad enough I could only watch the first 10 seasons of The Great British Sewing Bee on the Roku Channel and not the 11th or current season but now those seasons have disappeared too and I am GUTTED
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𝔏𝔦𝔳𝔢 𝔏𝔞𝔲𝔤𝔥 𝔏𝔬𝔞𝔱𝔥𝔢 @fleurkenstein.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
SEASON OF MISTS AND ALL THAT JAZZ
A tree alone in a field, lined with trees. The clouds are like a beautiful white blanket and the sky is bright blue peeping through.
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Wonder Jenshee🧛🏻‍♀️ @galacticpotlady.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
Might fuck around and put myself first today.
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Jane, actually @maidofbeans.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Always one awkward hug away from faking my own death.
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Marc @runoldman.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Whenever I drive past the psychic's empty parking lot, I think, if I was psychic I would only be open on the days I knew people were coming.
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Dead Reckons @gregreckons.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
"Learn how to take control of your life." Yikes! No thanks.✋That shit's a mess.
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Dead Reckons @gregreckons.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
*drops it like it's hot* *dons oven mitts* *picks it back up*
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Viktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
If you love the boys, set them free. If they come back to town, they’re yours
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sweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
your honor, you cannot charge these crows with murder without caws
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sweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
i don’t want to run errands and be busy today i want to be her
uni_komugico on ig little white chihuahua wearing a pumpkin with costume 

Hana(parti color) € 2005.11.01-2020.01.14
Sea urchin (red) 7 2007.08.12-2022.08.19
Komugi (cream) · 2017.02.25
Mochi (cream&white) · 2022.07.23
See original & uni_komugico
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Skinnie Talls @skinnietalls.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I really do have to get my shit together, but thankfully I don't have to do it this weekend
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sweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
a bat signal but for donuts
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Gary Muppet @garymuppet.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Quirky in Albuquerque. But just passing through to less enchanting lands. A stop to see some Oklahomies, then Gary was back to his Missourable ways.
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DB 🇨🇦 @rebelliousdb.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
First communication of the day is a series of grunts and head nods.
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frielf @goblin.fans · 03/10/2026
my aura came back from the shop with aftermarket parts
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DaddyJew @daddyjew.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
have you ever become so intensely engrossed in a stare down that you just lose all track of time? well that happened this morning between me and my neighbor’s cat
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Betsy Wetsy @betsyross.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
was just on etsy looking for a french knot pattern and would you believe they are selling Grandmas and cocker spaniels now my goodness
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𝙱𝚊𝚋𝚎 𝚁𝚞𝚝𝚑𝚕𝚎𝚜𝚜 @unfitz.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
[encountering a lengthy series of replies] I see thread people
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mave @mave.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Use code ROOTVEG at the farmers market for half off parsnips
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Zesti @zesti.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
To get good seats, I buy concert tickets by signing up for alerts from the band, the band’s fan club, and the concert venue. All have different advance purchase times and secret codes. I miss the simplicity of standing in line at a record store.
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murphmama.bsky.social @murphmama.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Put me on the straight and narrow? More like the wide and windy, bub.
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Blather Wince Repeat @blatherwincerepeat.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
While hiking, I chanced to hear a feral pack of English majors discussing the tintinnabulation of some far-off wind chimes and its subtle effect on the forest soundscape. Another voice lamented the moribund wildflowers in a nearby meadow. I silently crept away.
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Jim @jimstewart.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
It's the annual Julie migration season.
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Dire Wolf @addiane.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Fell asleep with my hand on my phone screen and created widgets.
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Adorable Assassin Ace 🏴‍☠️ @gaythanksbye.northsky.social · 03/10/2026
when you're in the woods you're an animal too and the rules are different everything you know? trash. safety is your own responsibility take care and don't be a jerk to the locals
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Jon Baker @thejonbaker.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
[Apple picking] SISTER: What should we get? A peck? A bushel? WIFE: Would you want to split a peck? How big is a peck? ME: ANYTHING BUT THE FUCKING METRIC SYSTEM
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