Reposted by MarlyNickNackPaddyWhack @radionichole.bsky.social · 03/10/2026I did sleep better last night but it’s hard to say if it was the new pillow or the three strawberry coconut rum concoctions. 0309
Reposted by MarlyMary @anniemumary.bsky.social · 03/10/2026In the waiting room of 4 people, they call out “Kathleen?” Two women pop up. Two Kathleens? Me and the remaining lady who is surely a Mary smirk at each like Nice try. That’s our bit. 05421
Reposted by MarlyNickNackPaddyWhack @radionichole.bsky.social · 03/10/2026[cocks head] oh, a peculiar 02713
Reposted by MarlyBogey @oneyebogey.bsky.social · 31/10/2025That thump from under the floorboards sure has been a lot louder lately. 8296115
Reposted by Marlykaranormal activity 💜 @deadontheoutside.bsky.social · 29/09/2026omg do i have to do everything around here 626066
Reposted by MarlyBoochy's BooBoo Booboobooboo @frenchys-goldau.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Have some pretty stuff for your face 2279
Reposted by MarlyMiss Havishambles @misshavishambles.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Sisyphus should have been doomed to omit one word out of every sentence he uttered. 2194
Reposted by MarlyDaddyJew @daddyjew.bsky.social · 03/10/2026you made your shed now go get high in it 03316
Reposted by MarlyJane, actually @maidofbeans.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Outdoor showers are great until a gust of wind runs off with your bathrobe. 36124
Reposted by MarlyD.N. Schmidt, SF author🪐📚 @dnschmidt.com · 03/10/2026So, I know it's the zombie apocalypse and all, but I'm not much of a survivalist. I don't know how to hunt or grow food or which berries are poisonous. I have seen a lot of TV, though. Do you need a guy who can recite every episode of ALF from memory? 192
Reposted by MarlyΜαρια Κιτρινη @greekheanen.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Crazy how everybody stops bothering you at work, if you just wear a big red bow on your tall green hat 13718
Reposted by MarlyThe Card @thecard.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Your workplace's resident A.I. pusher is like, "Step into my slopice." 091
Reposted by Marly𝔏𝔦𝔳𝔢 𝔏𝔞𝔲𝔤𝔥 𝔏𝔬𝔞𝔱𝔥𝔢 @fleurkenstein.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Broke up with my medieval bf because he thinks electricity is the work of dark forces 15411
Reposted by Marly𝙱𝚊𝚋𝚎 𝚁𝚞𝚝𝚑𝚕𝚎𝚜𝚜 @unfitz.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Looking for a needle in a haystack, by profession: Lawyer: Carefully explore by hand for years while charging by the hour Warrior: Burn the entire haystack Scientist: Use a magnet 59527
Reposted by MarlyFrostbitten Flamingo @flemtheparrot.bsky.social · 03/10/2026When their eyes pass you by And you're left wondering why, that's amore 2126
Reposted by MarlyRoxy @laboxalaroxa.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Psycho Killer by Talking Heads playing in my head upon waking is probably a good sign. 611535
Reposted by MarlyIdle @hatesnicethings.bsky.social · 03/10/2026From certain angles I’m like, seventy percent nose. 03616
Reposted by MarlySteven (with a PH) @sjksalisbury.bsky.social · 03/10/2026if you're willing to do terrible things to a wool suit the dry cleaner will put a picture of you up on the wall even if you're not famous. 0213
Reposted by Marlymindflakes @mindflakes.bsky.social · 03/10/2026People don't tell each other to "scram" as often as they used to. Just one of many things we need to look into 1113321
Reposted by Marlymean things I say to myself @meantomyself.bsky.social · 03/10/2026As a southern woman from the US I have never used that word not in like a fishing or hunting context but it seemed appropriate here 1151
Reposted by Marlymean things I say to myself @meantomyself.bsky.social · 03/10/2026It's bad enough I could only watch the first 10 seasons of The Great British Sewing Bee on the Roku Channel and not the 11th or current season but now those seasons have disappeared too and I am GUTTED 4202
Reposted by Marly𝔏𝔦𝔳𝔢 𝔏𝔞𝔲𝔤𝔥 𝔏𝔬𝔞𝔱𝔥𝔢 @fleurkenstein.bsky.social · 03/10/2026SEASON OF MISTS AND ALL THAT JAZZ 38414
Reposted by MarlyWonder Jenshee🧛🏻♀️ @galacticpotlady.bsky.social · 06/05/2026Might fuck around and put myself first today. 28031
Reposted by MarlyJane, actually @maidofbeans.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Always one awkward hug away from faking my own death. 214068
Reposted by MarlyMarc @runoldman.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Whenever I drive past the psychic's empty parking lot, I think, if I was psychic I would only be open on the days I knew people were coming. 316380
Reposted by MarlyDead Reckons @gregreckons.bsky.social · 03/10/2026"Learn how to take control of your life." Yikes! No thanks.✋That shit's a mess. 0147
Reposted by MarlyDead Reckons @gregreckons.bsky.social · 03/10/2026*drops it like it's hot* *dons oven mitts* *picks it back up* 05422
Reposted by MarlyViktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social · 03/10/2026If you love the boys, set them free. If they come back to town, they’re yours 24594134
Reposted by Marlysweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 03/10/2026your honor, you cannot charge these crows with murder without caws 619062
Reposted by Marlysweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 03/10/2026i don’t want to run errands and be busy today i want to be her 140672
Reposted by MarlySkinnie Talls @skinnietalls.bsky.social · 03/10/2026I really do have to get my shit together, but thankfully I don't have to do it this weekend 113345
Reposted by Marlysweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 03/10/2026a bat signal but for donuts 1417056
Reposted by MarlyGary Muppet @garymuppet.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Quirky in Albuquerque. But just passing through to less enchanting lands. A stop to see some Oklahomies, then Gary was back to his Missourable ways. 0223
Reposted by MarlyDB 🇨🇦 @rebelliousdb.bsky.social · 03/10/2026First communication of the day is a series of grunts and head nods. 22110
Reposted by Marlyfrielf @goblin.fans · 03/10/2026my aura came back from the shop with aftermarket parts 3384
Reposted by MarlyDaddyJew @daddyjew.bsky.social · 03/10/2026have you ever become so intensely engrossed in a stare down that you just lose all track of time? well that happened this morning between me and my neighbor’s cat 03812
Reposted by MarlyBetsy Wetsy @betsyross.bsky.social · 03/10/2026was just on etsy looking for a french knot pattern and would you believe they are selling Grandmas and cocker spaniels now my goodness 14619
Reposted by Marly𝙱𝚊𝚋𝚎 𝚁𝚞𝚝𝚑𝚕𝚎𝚜𝚜 @unfitz.bsky.social · 03/10/2026[encountering a lengthy series of replies] I see thread people 29435
Reposted by Marlymave @mave.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Use code ROOTVEG at the farmers market for half off parsnips 1396
Reposted by MarlyZesti @zesti.bsky.social · 03/10/2026To get good seats, I buy concert tickets by signing up for alerts from the band, the band’s fan club, and the concert venue. All have different advance purchase times and secret codes. I miss the simplicity of standing in line at a record store. 071
Reposted by Marlymurphmama.bsky.social @murphmama.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Put me on the straight and narrow? More like the wide and windy, bub. 02411
Reposted by MarlyBlather Wince Repeat @blatherwincerepeat.bsky.social · 03/10/2026While hiking, I chanced to hear a feral pack of English majors discussing the tintinnabulation of some far-off wind chimes and its subtle effect on the forest soundscape. Another voice lamented the moribund wildflowers in a nearby meadow. I silently crept away. 25019
Reposted by MarlyJim @jimstewart.bsky.social · 03/10/2026It's the annual Julie migration season. 05431
Reposted by MarlyDire Wolf @addiane.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Fell asleep with my hand on my phone screen and created widgets. 174
Reposted by MarlyAdorable Assassin Ace 🏴☠️ @gaythanksbye.northsky.social · 03/10/2026when you're in the woods you're an animal too and the rules are different everything you know? trash. safety is your own responsibility take care and don't be a jerk to the locals 021
Reposted by MarlyJon Baker @thejonbaker.bsky.social · 03/10/2026[Apple picking] SISTER: What should we get? A peck? A bushel? WIFE: Would you want to split a peck? How big is a peck? ME: ANYTHING BUT THE FUCKING METRIC SYSTEM 0112