iiinova — where your digital self keeps evolving

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me: Hey, I can’t sleep. Do you think it’s because of stress? hand puppet: *rolls over on my pillow to look at me* you have had a lot on your plate recently.

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Roxy @laboxalaroxa.bsky.social · 3h

Psycho Killer by Talking Heads playing in my head upon waking is probably a good sign.

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Idle @hatesnicethings.bsky.social · 13h

My brain might be broke but on the bright side, everything else is also broken.

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Steven W Skinner @skinnersteven.bsky.social · 1h

Thanks to advances in Disco science, Saturday Night Fever has nearly been eradicated

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Jane, actually @maidofbeans.bsky.social · 4h

Outdoor showers are great until a gust of wind runs off with your bathrobe.

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BrujoLoco☠️🖤🏺 @patnspankme.bsky.social · 17/06/2024

The instructions for ramen noodles should say: 1 boil the fucken water 2 stick this bird nest in there until it gets nice and soft like 3 enjoy your packet of a year’s supply of sodium 4 we hope you find employment soon

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Jane, actually @maidofbeans.bsky.social · 2h

Always one awkward hug away from faking my own death.

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Lizzy @stonedeva.bsky.social · 11h

Men with mid tattoos will go on Survivor instead of going to therapy

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Lizzy @stonedeva.bsky.social · 13h

Wish I loved anything as much as Bluesky loves suggesting accounts that want nothing to do with me

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Daisy @daisy91.bsky.social · 24/08/2025

Being an adult means you just don’t care if there’s a monster under your bed anymore.

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Sad Meteorologist @sadmeteorologist.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Hey girl r u the rains down in Africa? cause I think u did a hundred men or more.

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Mary @anniemumary.bsky.social · 14h

In the waiting room of 4 people, they call out “Kathleen?” Two women pop up. Two Kathleens? Me and the remaining lady who is surely a Mary smirk at each like Nice try. That’s our bit.

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Kelly🆘🇺🇸 @kimtopher22.bsky.social · 13h

Women, if you've never had a man be inappropriate, dangerous and/or illegal with you, good for you. If you have, raise your hand. I'll go first. 🙋

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Skinnie Talls @skinnietalls.bsky.social · 17h

Even if you've only done the Macarena once, you're still a carrier

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Jeffw @jeffw.bsky.social · 16/03/2024

Friend: What’s that weird face he’s pulling on every picture? Wife: *sigh* He insists on saying “Fromâââge” for every photo Friend: oh right, because he’s French Wife: no, because he’s an idiot.

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Idle @hatesnicethings.bsky.social · 14h

Why would you ask about a fresh new hell when I haven’t even finished the old one?

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Lizzy @stonedeva.bsky.social · 14h

I actually did mean douche though. Read the room

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Danny @mardigroan.bsky.social · 14h

Can't think of a name for your company that makes blankets for big and tall people? Why not call it Quilt Chamberlain?

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Lizzy @stonedeva.bsky.social · 15h

I wish cats could do chores. They wouldn't, but that'd be cool.

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Kelly🆘🇺🇸 @kimtopher22.bsky.social · 14h

Every time I say, "Fecking assholes," my Irish/Scottish mother smiles in heaven, with legions of my Gaelic ancestors agreeing.

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Sooz @cruisinsoozan.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Block lists are great. I got put on a few and who-boy I love blocking back people who don’t know me. It’s awesome.

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Lizzy @stonedeva.bsky.social · 14h

No autocorrect! I meant douche (not touché)

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Woodrow Peel 🆗🆒 @woodyluvscoffee.bsky.social · 14h

Everyone I know is working on core strength and I'm just trying to get close enough to the drive thru window that l don't have to stretch

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🏴‍☠️ Jollyrobber 🏴‍☠️ @jollyrobber.bsky.social · 14h

This skeet was posted without the express written permission of Major League Baseball if you're looking for a bad boy

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Jon Baker @thejonbaker.bsky.social · 14h

I know Daft Punk are actually life-sized Rock ‘Em Sock ‘Em Robots, I just can’t prove it

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James Doakes Doakes Meme

Alt: James Doakes Doakes Meme

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Roxy @laboxalaroxa.bsky.social · 15h

Someone gave me a bracelet today that had the phrase create the life you wish to live written on it. I threw it in the trash.

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Spooky Goosey @augustagoose.bsky.social · 16h

I’m gonna start guessing at people’s birthdays. I’ve got a box full of birthday cards and I’m pretty sure I have some stamps from 2006. Maybe just start singing to strangers, or handing out cake outside the grocery store.

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Jooli-AHH! Boolia 👻🍂🎃 @jooliaghoulia.bsky.social · 15h

All over corporate America, thousands of fleece vests are being pulled from the backs of closets

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SIDE BANGS @sidebangsmusic.com · 15h

I booked a hotel specifically for a king size bed and after 6 hours of traveling all they have is a full size bed and this is how my crime spree begins

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alias goes here @meanoldbitch.bsky.social · 15h

How DARE you speak that way to me, a bluesky elder?!?

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Jon Baker @thejonbaker.bsky.social · 15h

Did you know you can just go to the emergency room waiting room and just watch ESPN???

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nakedlaughing @nakedlaughing.bsky.social · 15h

When I'm dating someone and all I can think about is how much I would hate them after we broke up...

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Kellalena @kellalena.bsky.social · 15h

Just renewed my lease on not having a life

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Danny @mardigroan.bsky.social · 16h

A shower beer is something that I have read about here. After a busy and stressful week you may begin to understand the appeal of that idea.

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sky @iamspacegirl.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

*hiring someone to murder me* I’ll pay for this if it’s the last thing I do

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Marly @verbsrproudest.bsky.social · 19h

a few ham radios short of an apocalypse

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Jo @whatsjo.bsky.social · 16h

What’s the app where no one’s mad at me?

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Ygrene @ygrene.bsky.social · 16h

the townsfolk have gathered and they are aligned: they grow weary of your “bit”

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💥LazarTagWolf💥 @lazartagwolf.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

People went into a little booth a pulled a lever for this man. Throw eggs at them.

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Salty MacTavish @saltymactavish.bsky.social · 16h

How many times did Kerouac keep time on the 2nd and 4 with the butt of his whiskey glass while traveling interdimensionally during a tenor sax solo? How many brilliant tenor saxophonists died in obscurity?

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Bougie AIPAC Lib @oytotheworld.bsky.social · 16h

Every time Hulu does the "the following is intended for mature audiences" things, I go "oh that's too bad" and make a fart noise

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Lizzy @stonedeva.bsky.social · 16h

Back on my bullshit... baking on a Friday night

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Vamp Lizzlepants 🧛🏻‍♀️ @lizzlepants.bsky.social · 19h

wow I never thought Eminem would do anything that would make me lose respect for him but he sure did go and do it didn’t he

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Lizzy @stonedeva.bsky.social · 18h

[bumping into an old friend] funny seeing you here... do you still hate me?

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alias goes here @meanoldbitch.bsky.social · 18h

Some of the parents in the pick up line run their engine the entire time they’re waiting, like ok, I didn’t know we had any billionaires in our school district.

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mean things I say to myself @meantomyself.bsky.social · 18h

Please consider these five memes and TikTok links as a long handwritten thank you card for listening to my complaints about my life

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John Carpenter’s The Alex Nevil @thealexnevil.bsky.social · 19h

*brings my first rodeo to a knife fight *realizes this is a bad combination of idioms

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Uncle Duke @uncleduke1969.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

“Okay, now before you say anything, just hear us out. It’s actually kind of a funny story.”

Two dogs stand in a kitchen. A small whit dog wears a pink tutu, and a large brown dog has their head stuck in the swinging top of a trash can.

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amberkitty 🐈‍⬛ @amberkitty.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Making my dog shake my hand before I give her her vitamins so she doesn't suspect that they're good for her

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