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Dropped Mike

@rebrafsim.bsky.social
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asshat header by Dave (Cactus) my best stuff: bsky.app/profile/did:plc:ofbhd4x65y…

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𝙱𝚊𝚋𝚎 𝚁𝚞𝚝𝚑𝚕𝚎𝚜𝚜 @unfitz.bsky.social · 5h
A necklace made of sausage links, pasta and green beans. We’ll call it a food chain.
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geist @prettyvulgar.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
If being poor has taught me anything, it’s that it sucks to be poor.
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Dropped Mike @rebrafsim.bsky.social · 5h
me: how are you? intelligence: super me: really? intelligence: no
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Uncle Duke @uncleduke1969.bsky.social · 12h
♫ I’m a little teapot ♫
Ad reads "Want to lose 31 Lbs in 30 Days (Drink This Once Daily) below 2 pictures. A steaming cup of green liquid being poured on the left, and a woman lifting her shirt on the right to show off a flat stomach. The way the images are paired, it creates the appearance of the liquid flowing from her right breast.
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Frovo @frovo.bsky.social · 5h
DATE: what are you thinking about ME: fall should be spelled fa// DATE: ME: DATE: fell should be spelled fe_ _ *we kiss*
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John Lyon @johnlyon.bsky.social · 6h
I visited Intercourse, PA, and let’s just say it did not live up to my expectations.
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Dropped Mike @rebrafsim.bsky.social · 7h
[scotus version]
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Dropped Mike @rebrafsim.bsky.social · 8h
like sadistic imbecile
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Christina, mother of spiders @aikiwomannc.bsky.social · 10h
Sweet tea: Did you hear that the Smiths' pet duck saved them from a house fire? Unsweet tea: Their cat set the fire.
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Ygrene @ygrene.bsky.social · 10h
big spike in sales today on the Sorry You Biffed It At The Senate Meeting greeting cards
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𝙱𝚊𝚋𝚎 𝚁𝚞𝚝𝚑𝚕𝚎𝚜𝚜 @unfitz.bsky.social · 9h
Hawks, Hawkeyes, it’s all baseball am I right?
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Dropped Mike @rebrafsim.bsky.social · 15h
[1,184,000,000AD] claude: I’ve found a habitable planet, dispersed the microorganisms and let them flourish, planted the seeds and spores, and am fertilizing the ova now. let’s try this again
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Dropped Mike @rebrafsim.bsky.social · 10h
thing is they do know — they and everyone they know have done some version of it, probably often. they don’t care
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Jimmer Cork-Bottle @jimmerthatisall.bsky.social · 12/11/2025
I just assembled a Winnie the Pooh tea table and chair set. Now I have to live with what I've done.
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Dropped Mike @rebrafsim.bsky.social · 12h
wonder if it’s a bad idea for bad people to have unfettered access to machines that can get access to banks, robots, drones, cars and weapons. Who knows
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𝙱𝚊𝚋𝚎 𝚁𝚞𝚝𝚑𝚕𝚎𝚜𝚜 @unfitz.bsky.social · 13h
Her: Coffee, tea or me? Him: Coffee, please. Her: Get it yourself, asshole.
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Dropped Mike @rebrafsim.bsky.social · 12h
reminds me of the monty hall problem
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Uncle Duke @uncleduke1969.bsky.social · 15h
“Thomas, Albert and I will take tea in the library.” “Very good, sir.” “Also, please see if Mrs. Wickham still has any of those delightful salmon biscuits.” “Of course, sir.”
Two black & white kittens with white curled mustaches sit on a hardwood floor.
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Dropped Mike @rebrafsim.bsky.social · 15h
fucking monsters
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Jerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 02/02/2026
"you can't just make up quotes to reply to" you'd be surprised
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Dropped Mike @rebrafsim.bsky.social · 15h
[1,184,000,000AD] claude: I’ve found a habitable planet, dispersed the microorganisms and let them flourish, planted the seeds and spores, and am fertilizing the ova now. let’s try this again
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𝙱𝚊𝚋𝚎 𝚁𝚞𝚝𝚑𝚕𝚎𝚜𝚜 @unfitz.bsky.social · 18h
That’s a lot of tea. Shall I bag it for you?
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Dropped Mike @rebrafsim.bsky.social · 18h
not sure if you meant “tea time” or “tee time,” but either way no
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𝙱𝚊𝚋𝚎 𝚁𝚞𝚝𝚑𝚕𝚎𝚜𝚜 @unfitz.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Not saying I’m well-endowed but let’s just say I drink Oolong tea.
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Jimmer Cork-Bottle @jimmerthatisall.bsky.social · 19h
This day in history. 1967. Drummer Mickey Hart joined The Grateful Dead, a band that already had a drummer, Bill Kreutzmann, giving the band two more drummers than are generally considered to be necessary. Then to add to the eccentricity, Hart moved into a closet in Kreutzmann's apartment.
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Pru @prufrockluvsong.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Please stop calling me on my phone that's not what it's for
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John Lyon @johnlyon.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
People who think marriage is a deep commitment that’s hard to get out of are obviously too young to remember the Columbia Record and Tape Club.
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Marisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
the horrific cornell gang rape case has me thinking about emma sulkowicz who alleged she was raped as a student at columbia in 2014 and never got any justice. it has me thinking about the physical and mental weight young women are forced to carry while their safety is subsumed by male potential.
Emma Sulkowicz carrying around a mattress on the Columbia campus in 2014 to raise awareness of her alleged rape and the university's inaction.
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Kimberley Johnson @kimberleyjohnson.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
But I need to smile more.
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Dropped Mike @rebrafsim.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
you know, I’m starting to think letting the people with all the money give as much of it as they want to the people in powerful positions makes the people in powerful positions do what the people with all the money want them to. or idk maybe not
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Dropped Mike @rebrafsim.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
oh well then okay
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Guardian US @us.theguardian.com · 28/09/2026
At the height of the ICE raids earlier this year, agents in armored military vehicles rolled through residential neighborhoods. Masked agents patrolled public parks and stationed themselves outside elementary schools; squadrons of ICE agents snatched pedestrians off the streets. 🧵
Federal agents line up in front of community members at the scene where federal agents fatally shot a man while trying to detain him, in Minneapolis, Minnesota, U.S., January 24, 2026.

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Dropped Mike @rebrafsim.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
oh well if you REALLY BELIEVE it… ffs how dumb can everything get
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Brosephine Wires, Perennial Soup-Lover @joparkerbear.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
My cat will not enter my bedroom unless he’s invited, even when the door is open. He cries & waits. Then he sits by the bed, giving me the saddest look ever until I ask him up there, too — but I have to add “pspspsppspspss” or he’ll leave. He’s such a gentleman. Such an extremely annoying gentleman.
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Jimmer Cork-Bottle @jimmerthatisall.bsky.social · 12/11/2025
He said I was arrogant, so I set about him with my sceptre.
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Ygrene @ygrene.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
oh no that’s toDAY? ??
my Google Calendar for September 28th and there is only one event shown, which is at 2pm. It is titled “Make A Phone Call”
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Uncle Duke @uncleduke1969.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
*sticks pinky out*
Sign on wall reads "Please urinate with precision and elegance." (Chinese translation above)
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Dropped Mike @rebrafsim.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
so #climatesky, I’m curious: is there a consensus that Catton was wrong? I’m still working through his writings, but he seemed clear that transitioning to RE would be (1) ecologically disastrous and (2) far too late, which (even now) sounds kinda true..?
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𝙱𝚊𝚋𝚎 𝚁𝚞𝚝𝚑𝚕𝚎𝚜𝚜 @unfitz.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Autocorrect changed intimate to inanimate and now I’m sexting with a really hot toaster
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Dropped Mike @rebrafsim.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
asshat
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Uncle Duke @uncleduke1969.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
just put together a Dögg from IKEA, but I think I screwed something up
French bulldog asleep on a couch on its belly with its back legs pointed up.
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Dropped Mike @rebrafsim.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I vote for all news to be like this
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𝙱𝚊𝚋𝚎 𝚁𝚞𝚝𝚑𝚕𝚎𝚜𝚜 @unfitz.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Her: Why do you keep falling in love when you end up getting hurt? Me: Ever get an ice cream headache? Her: Of course. Me: Did you stop eating ice cream?
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Dropped Mike @rebrafsim.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
me: let’s just throw everything at the wall and see what sticks waiter: please don’t
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Elizabeth Spiers @espiers.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
This is a cool science story about a discovery that was almost thwarted by the Trump administration for the usual stupid reasons www.nytimes.com/2026/09/26/s...
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In an $80 Motel Room, a Discovery to Shed Light on the Origins of Life (Gift Article)
A scrappy science project led to a significant discovery: two new species of a rare organism that could elucidate a fundamental transition in the history of life on our planet.
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𝙱𝚊𝚋𝚎 𝚁𝚞𝚝𝚑𝚕𝚎𝚜𝚜 @unfitz.bsky.social · 04/08/2023
My final wish is for someone to stick a pair of googly eyes on the outside of my body bag.
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Jimmer Cork-Bottle @jimmerthatisall.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
This day in history. 2013. Margaret Thatcher's ashes were buried at the Royal Hospital Chelsea at a spot near All Saints Chapel where my cousin Harold and his pals like to cheer themselves up by putting on hobnailed boots and doing some stomping.
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Dropped Mike @rebrafsim.bsky.social · 29/01/2025
bumper sticker that says “I break for literacy”
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Dropped Mike @rebrafsim.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I’m from the government now take off your pants
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𝙱𝚊𝚋𝚎 𝚁𝚞𝚝𝚑𝚕𝚎𝚜𝚜 @unfitz.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I misread her profile. Apparently her favorite position is 𝘳𝘦𝘴𝘦𝘳𝘷𝘦𝘥 cowgirl.
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