Reposted by IdleJuiceticles @juiceticles.bsky.social · 12/09/2026I'll never be able to repay the debt of gratitude I owe Hormel 01612
Idle @hatesnicethings.bsky.social · 5hIf we can’t be friends, let’s at least agree on who’s the villain. 13314
Reposted by Idleash @ashhull.bsky.social · 5hThat burning pit in my stomach is how I know I'm alive. <inspirational> 1337
Reposted by Idlerebar mcentire? @rebarmcentire.bsky.social · 30/09/2026I use my spare time to implant false memories in neighborhood squirrels 26919
Reposted by Idlemensch @prettyvulgar.bsky.social · 6hJust tried to change the tv with my vape and tried to hit my remote if you were curious if I’ve gotten my shit together yet. 1311129
Reposted by IdleNickNackPaddyWhack @radionichole.bsky.social · 03/10/2026[cocks head] oh, a peculiar 02311
Reposted by IdleDead Reckons @gregreckons.bsky.social · 18h*drops it like it's hot* *dons oven mitts* *picks it back up* 03418
Reposted by IdleMisery Highlight @miseryhighlight.bsky.social · 8hIt’s always fucked. All you can do is laugh. Better than the alternative. 28131
Idle @hatesnicethings.bsky.social · 7hIf you see me eating a Rice Krispie treat for dinner, the m&m’s are for protein. 0144
Reposted by IdleMarly @verbsrproudest.bsky.social · 02/10/2026I need an influencer to convince these racoons to stop opening my delivery packages 16634
Reposted by IdleJooli-AHH! Boolia 👻🍂🎃 @jooliaghoulia.bsky.social · 13hMy flapper dance is almost indistinguishable from my response to a bug attack 0339
Reposted by IdleRoxy @laboxalaroxa.bsky.social · 8hWhich mental illness is it that silently urges me to want to randomly start loudly singing Come Sail Away at a funeral? I have that. 4268
Reposted by IdleBetsy Wetsy @betsyross.bsky.social · 14hunfollow if you do not wish to witness the real time breakdown of legitness 49042
Reposted by IdleJared Gonia @jaredgonia.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Wish I knew how to monetize whatever my deal is. 24412
Reposted by IdleGypsiboo 👻 @gypsican.bsky.social · 7hI can’t be held responsible when I’m high on the night 2245
Reposted by IdleA.L. likely @alvildalikely.bsky.social · 7hI just woke up from a nap feeling overwhelmingly disappointed in The Butthole Surfers. Am I in the right timeline? 33311
Reposted by IdleBreakfast 🍩☕️🍑 @donutscoffeeme.bsky.social · 7hDue to low social battery after one day around people, please allow 7-10 business days for a response to your text. 0205
Reposted by IdleTits McDick @titsmcdick.bsky.social · 8hPeople who use words as home decor also have the ability to kill. 34818
Reposted by IdleMarly @verbsrproudest.bsky.social · 29/09/2026My cats are looking at me with little sneers like, "Your algebra can't help you now." 011147
Reposted by IdleMr. Bea Arthur, Batshit Crazy™️ @steamymac.bsky.social · 8hI’m wearing all denim, of course I’m ready for intercourse. 79134
Idle @hatesnicethings.bsky.social · 7hI wanna be smited by the Norse god of unnecessary friction. 0146
Reposted by IdleMisery Highlight @miseryhighlight.bsky.social · 7hGiving a shit about people is cool. Keep that shit up. 114660
Reposted by IdleMr. Bea Arthur, Batshit Crazy™️ @steamymac.bsky.social · 7hMe: This is the worst. Tomorrow: Wrong. 311641
Reposted by IdleMr. Bea Arthur, Batshit Crazy™️ @steamymac.bsky.social · 7hHoly fuck am I bad at this website. 45723
Reposted by Idleash @ashhull.bsky.social · 10hOh the disappointment fades away with time. You'll be fine. 16428
Reposted by IdleJooli-AHH! Boolia 👻🍂🎃 @jooliaghoulia.bsky.social · 10hYou really shouldn't encourage me. It will end badly for everyone involved 2228
Reposted by Idlestrange ranger @lithiumsucks.bsky.social · 14hThey deliberately and willfully excised their humanity. 02619
Reposted by IdleMisery Highlight @miseryhighlight.bsky.social · 17hHey. You matter. You’re one more person the zombies can eat before they get to me. 131279
Reposted by IdleA.L. likely @alvildalikely.bsky.social · 11hMy ear hurts, I want a snack, and my mom just told me I need to take a nap because I’m being really “fussy”. When I said I wanted to relive moments of my childhood, this is not what I fucking meant. 35418
Reposted by Idlestrange ranger @lithiumsucks.bsky.social · 8hThe only thing that's getting thinner is my patience. 12414
Idle @hatesnicethings.bsky.social · 19hIn my old neighborhood, they closed the bank and turned it into a weed store. Things are going great. 0287
Reposted by IdleCanadian Bacon @tashaneedshelp.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Explain it to me via mixtape. 815976
Reposted by Idle🕸️ @holojester.bsky.social · 03/10/2026try to bloom despite the dirt you were planted in 23615
Reposted by IdleMiss Havishambles @misshavishambles.bsky.social · 02/10/2026I have decided the correct version of that post was just not worth it. 02412
Reposted by Idleæmə's ghost @amazingama.bsky.social · 13/09/2026I'm like if an onion were horny 1010225
Reposted by IdleDevi 🦇 @deviwestside.bsky.social · 02/10/2026My weekend itinerary: eat, drink, nap, be hot, be annoying 77218
Reposted by IdleDaisy @daisy91.bsky.social · 03/10/2026People be like oh just be honest but no one really wants the truth 2518053
Reposted by IdleSpatialKimtamine @kimmalien.bsky.social · 03/10/2026I’ve decided to put myself out there (in the dumpster) 6378109
Reposted by Idle𝔏𝔦𝔳𝔢 𝔏𝔞𝔲𝔤𝔥 𝔏𝔬𝔞𝔱𝔥𝔢 @fleurkenstein.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Broke up with my medieval bf because he said I should ‘write a tapestry about it’ in an argument 116945
