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Jane, actually @maidofbeans.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

Hey folks, I've got a new litter of Skarsgård brothers here if anybody wants one.

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Tim 🇨🇦 @qwertying.bsky.social · 16h

Nothing bonds two men faster than both pretending they didn't see each other in the grocery store.

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Jack Boot @jackboot.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

Murder clown populations are on the decline. Scientists are concerned global warming and the increased flooding is flushing them out of storm sewers, threatening their habitat.

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KnewNic🖕🏼🧊 @knewagirlnic.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

The bartender here* has a very heavy pour *in my kitchen

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Marly @verbsrproudest.bsky.social · 10h

Maybe Saturday Me and Monday Me should just slap fight to decide who is in charge of finances.

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Charlie Alzamora @chalza.bsky.social · 4h

I watched a two-hour Hallmark Christmas movie but it felt more like a Lifetime.

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Siege @tellumsiege.bsky.social · 13h

I washed my whole body this morning except for that one part grandma says I’m still not allowed to touch.

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James Damron @runswindows95.bsky.social · 2h

The fart jokes always existed. The cloud just made it easier to pass them.

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Kellalena @kellalena.bsky.social · 14/05/2025

I love you to the moon and find your own way back.

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Katie Didn’t @porkchophair.bsky.social · 20/12/2024

Always worried the full body scan security machines will detect the love I’m trying to smuggle in my heart. Like, is nothing private anymore??

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Mr. Bea Arthur, Batshit Crazy™️ @steamymac.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Her: You’re not very good looking. Me: I’m also quite poor.

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Blair Spookily @blairloudly.bsky.social · 4h

i might need a second therapist i think im too powerful for just the one

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Amy Vants to Suck Your Blood 🩸 @msfoxifurnasty.bsky.social · 27/10/2024

sorry i can’t be your manic pixie dream girl, i’m more of a depressed troll nightmare demon

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cap’n watsisname @capnwatsisname.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Harlan Coben’s I’ve Got Your Nose

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Dak @dak.bsky.social · 17h

I tried meal prepping and accidentally created six containers of sadness.

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ash @ashhull.bsky.social · 8h

Hold on, let me dumb it down a bit for you.

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Lionella @lionella.bsky.social · 12h

I think men should also ask for consent before playing an acoustic guitar

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Dropped Mike @rebrafsim.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

if anyone needs me, I’ll be slowly plodding amok

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Jo @whatsjo.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

me: *tries to open it with my teeth* him: just double click the file

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Carole Boo @caroleu.bsky.social · 12h

Listening to a bunch of guys over there and thinking it's time to give merit-based confidence a try.

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crumbum @fuwolfman.bsky.social · 6h

I adjust my longings according to the weather app.

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SeaTea @tierno158.bsky.social · 12h

Yea, though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I will fear no evil and I am accruing Fitbit steps.

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Lizzy @stonedeva.bsky.social · 15h

I hope this email finds my will to live

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TrustedReveler @trustedreveler.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Have we even TRIED sacrificing billionaires to a volcano? We should.

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Skinnie Talls @skinnietalls.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Even if you've only done the Macarena once, you're still a carrier

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mean things I say to myself @meantomyself.bsky.social · 14h

Don't explain to me like I am five, that's condescending. Explain to me like I am 55, distracted, and have never met you before in my life

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𝙱𝚊𝚋𝚎 𝚁𝚞𝚝𝚑𝚕𝚎𝚜𝚜 @unfitz.bsky.social · 8h

Harmonica-themed knuckle tats: 𝐒𝐔𝐂𝐊 𝐁𝐋𝐎𝐖

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John @johncnj.bsky.social · 5h

Is it too much to assume that when John Fogerty buys plane tickets ‘put me in coach’ is a standard request?

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Jim @jimstewart.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

We need to talk about your last skeet

An owl sitting in an evergreen branch with a very stern look

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Danny @mardigroan.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

May 4th is Star Wars day. September 25th is Dolly day. October 4th should be CB radio / trucker / convoy day.

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Boochy Boo @frenchys-goldau.bsky.social · 7h

Knee's weak Arms are heavy There's vomit on his sweater already Liberty bibberty

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A.L. likely @alvildalikely.bsky.social · 7h

I was gone for 2 weeks. When I got home, I had intrusive thoughts about our dark lord Cthulhu and an urge to raid the fridge. I’m not sure if I should plant it or add it to a pot of holy water and make soup.

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Braden Serkas @portmanteauface.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

It’s been 20 years since that night our paths first crossed in this tiny Parisian café. Since we promised to meet again, right here, tonight. My coffee grows cold as I accept that she has forgotten me, moved on. I turn to leave but as I do, a figure emerges from the rain. Pepperidge Farm remembers

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Bram Stoker’s K 🧛🏻‍♂️ @gimmethekspecial.bsky.social · 06/07/2026

go ahead and make fun of me, I’ll join you I’ve got material for days

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BrujoLoco☠️🖤🏺 @patnspankme.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

what if we made out in the glow of the exterior sconce lighting at Burger King

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Cosmic Clau @cosmicclau.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

i'm in a really bad place* right now please keep me in your thoughts *back at work

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TwoSense @twosense.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

fartled (when a fart scares you)

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Jimmer Cork-Bottle @jimmerthatisall.bsky.social · 20h

This day in history. 2019. Comedian Rip Taylor threw one last handful of confetti into the air, uttered a final "I don't need you people I've got two chinchillas in heat!", and died.

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Uncle Duke @uncleduke1969.bsky.social · 14h

i've seen some terrible puns but this is really the last straw

Sign on a truck reads"Fifty Shades of Hay."

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Uncle Duke @uncleduke1969.bsky.social · 11h

Recently, there have been several stick-ups and one Axe murder (in the first Degree). Management has made no Secret of the need to increase security, but still haven’t found the Right Guard. Finding themselves underarmed, the crime wave continues to roll on.