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Jim

@jimstewart.bsky.social
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I gave at the office. Random musings. Habitual likes and reskeets. Bro, do you even Alt Text? Better bsky.app/profile/jimstewart.bsky.so… My stuff bsky.app/profile/did:plc:uqdv2smjfcl33nsta6v73at7/feed/aaac2d3fizhzo

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Miss Riss @missriss.bsky.social · 6h
Swiss is my favorite cheese that's also a public health model
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Fulkery Monkery @fulkery.bsky.social · 8h
Small batch diarrhea
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Sassy Smokeshow @sthrnsuccubus.bsky.social · 4h
I'll be 44 in exactly one month, and all I care about is Toys "R" Us opening back up.
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Mad Martinet @mfdumass.bsky.social · 5h
You have to be pretty slick to grease some lightning
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Fulkery Monkery @fulkery.bsky.social · 11h
Me, who last programmed in python in 2015, knowing more about writing code than jr developers in 2026 who just paste LLM query results.
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Clint Eastwood's Gran Torino Grimace
ALT: Clint Eastwood's Gran Torino Grimace
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Phil @distillation.bsky.social · 9h
Ground subject to subsidence
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Sassy Smokeshow @sthrnsuccubus.bsky.social · 8h
It's that time of year again... when it's that time of year again
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Fulkery Monkery @fulkery.bsky.social · 9h
UNFULFILLING [gestures dramatically at mirror]
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Icarus 🎃 Dumpsterfire @pluperfectidiot.bsky.social · 9h
I'm like the Don Music of Bluesky shitposting
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surfrich3.bsky.social @surfrich3.bsky.social · 9h
This is all so true. This is also true.
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Phil @distillation.bsky.social · 4h
#Art
Bubbly Water
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Sassy Smokeshow @sthrnsuccubus.bsky.social · 6h
It's just me and my vocal stims against the world.
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Fulkery Monkery @fulkery.bsky.social · 10h
Rewatching some demon slayer as I reminisce, drunk and eating microwave Swedish meatballs after a week of more stress and demand at work while approaching a severance date with people telling me I should stop drinking.
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Boochy's BooBoo Booboobooboo @frenchys-goldau.bsky.social · 7h
Gonna take the kids to strath creek Falls as we've had a shit load of rain. Will update with pics whether y'all like it or not
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Sassy Smokeshow @sthrnsuccubus.bsky.social · 4h
Landscapers be like, "I need a little something to take the hedge off."
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DaniBananica @danibananica.bsky.social · 10h
If you’re young - enjoy how easy pooping is for you
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Phil @distillation.bsky.social · 4h
Pretty sure Sea King helicopters were not in Churchill’s arsenal of secret weapons
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Sassy Smokeshow @sthrnsuccubus.bsky.social · 6h
Opening a daycare as a front for my Fight Club for babies.
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Fulkery Monkery @fulkery.bsky.social · 10h
Search your feelings. You know it to be true. You don’t give a shit about this post.
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The Mmmeg @meghanturnsup.bsky.social · 3h
seduced by a beautiful book cover that led me to believe the pages within would also shine But so far...not really
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𝐟𝐚𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐚𝐝𝐝𝐚𝐦𝐬⁠ ♥ @ohfaith.bsky.social · 3h
“You were so hard to find. The beautiful ones, they hurt you everytime.” 🎧✌🏻🤍 Prince - The Beautiful Ones
youtu.be
The Beautiful Ones
YouTube video by Prince - Topic
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Phil @distillation.bsky.social · 4h
Their words hit like bullets no idea they were a killer. The interaction was certainly food for future thought
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Brian @bside.foo · 4h
Sat on the floor so much this week
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Mr. Bea Arthur, Batshit Crazy™️ @steamymac.bsky.social · 3h
Why don’t you work on cloning Costco sheet cakes, you overpaid scientist piece of shit?
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Ivy @askylitocean.bsky.social · 4h
You're less like Dracula and more like a mosquito.
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Ivy @askylitocean.bsky.social · 3h
I'm sorry you thought I strictly post art and that I'm not capable of making funny posts and occasionally post selfies 🫩 Literally just lost followers over this. 🤷
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Oujt @oujt.bsky.social · 3h
m.youtube.com/watch?v=3gXF...
m.youtube.com
Matthew Sweet / Dinosaur Act
YouTube video by The Supernatural Anaesthetist
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Mr. Bea Arthur, Batshit Crazy™️ @steamymac.bsky.social · 3h
“Well, I fucked that up!” me, all day, every day.
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Hank Lunch @hanklunch.bsky.social · 4h
hot honey? oh you mean MY WIFE? hehehehe
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Shitposts In Tiaras @shitpostsintiaras.bsky.social · 3h
What's your secret to keeping the Borat alive all these years 🏆👑 Congratulations @hanklunch.bsky.social from @popeawesomexiii.bsky.social
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los 🦦 @los-los.bsky.social · 3h
Math discoveries while asleep were the start of the theoREM
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Reverse Clowngirl @axialagegamer.swifties.social · 3h
Me with my Bluesky mutuals
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Final Fantasy VI (FF6) Pixel Art
Alt: Final Fantasy VI (FF6) Pixel Art (fanfare victory dance)
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DocAtCDI @docatcdi.com · 3h
Dad: Someone here is possessed by an owl. Son: Who? Dad: Mhmm, guess we found it.
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Barba Papa 🏳️‍🌈 The Bear Did Lady @thebeardidlady.bsky.social · 3h
"Use the ring, Harry!"
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Greg the Miller @gregthemiller.bsky.social · 3h
gonk
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🅱️oofessor Killosk 👻🔪 @professorkiosk.wtf · 3h
court-ordered dance off
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Miss Havishambles @misshavishambles.bsky.social · 3h
Always tired never wired logging on.
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Miss Havishambles @misshavishambles.bsky.social · 3h
Hey everyone my package is eight stops away.
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Reverse Clowngirl @axialagegamer.swifties.social · 3h
Oh shit, how did I sleep on this?
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Reverie @augustreverie.bsky.social · 2h
I really fucking love this song. Whatever.
music.apple.com
exile (feat. Bon Iver) by Taylor Swift on Apple Music
Song · 2020 · Duration 4:45
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🅱️oofessor Killosk 👻🔪 @professorkiosk.wtf · 2h
I’d hallo your ween if you know what I mean
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Reverie @augustreverie.bsky.social · 2h
I have to make the best impression tomorrow, so naturally I’m doing my absolute worst
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Icarus 🎃 Dumpsterfire @pluperfectidiot.bsky.social · 2h
A Lamb of God cover band called Gyro of God
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Sassy Smokeshow @sthrnsuccubus.bsky.social · 9h
I'm sorry, I can't be your internet crush. I've already given my heart to the LA Dodgers.
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Cosmically Funny @cosmicallyf.bsky.social · 5h
Taking applications for a nemesis. No normies.
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Sassy Smokeshow @sthrnsuccubus.bsky.social · 8h
I love baseball as much as I hate Will Ferrell.
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