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Salty MacTavish @saltymactavish.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

If I’m bobbing for apples at your Halloween party and stay down for more than a couple of minutes don’t worry I used to free dive for abalone

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Jane, actually @maidofbeans.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

The best form of defence is a snack.

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Seamus O'Flaugherty @seamussaid.bsky.social · 23h

I thought this lady wearing a "Momma Bear" T-shirt was hot for me but it turns out she wants me to kill her kids

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Ben Miserable @mildlyunwell.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

*walks into shoe store* Do you have Cuck Taylor’s?

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Mr. Bea Arthur, Batshit Crazy™️ @steamymac.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Spending Sunday throwing pork chops at traveller trains.

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Wilbur72 @wilboo72.bsky.social · 23h

Today’s grocery breakfast beer is an Octoberfest from Wicked Weed.

Glass of orange beer sitting in a grocery cart

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Truman Chipotle @trumanchipotle.com · 23h

Gas station pumps be like DO NOT EVEN THINK ABOUT REMOVING YOUR—Please remove your card.

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Mark Jacob @markjacob.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Does anyone tthink the smartest reporters in DC don't know Trump is building a dictatorship? Of course they know. The question is why they won't tell the public loudly and clearly.

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Salty MacTavish @saltymactavish.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

I’m not sure I’ve ever seen a ghost but one time I was taking out an old window frame and exposed rough hewn hatchet marks that had been covered by trim for a 100 years

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Dead Reckons @gregreckons.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

I'm in beast mode! A sloth is a beast. Right?

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River Side Casino @riversidecasino.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

The Lynyrd Skynyrd original band reunion scheduled for next weekend is expected to smell terrible.

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Gary Muppet @garymuppet.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

🎶 Acorns keep falling on my head… 🎶

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Idle @hatesnicethings.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Well, there’s not any sleep left behind these eyelids it seems.

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Braden Serkas @portmanteauface.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

I hate to throw a wrench in your statistics but only because it’s you, otherwise that’s a lifelong passion

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Skinnie Talls @skinnietalls.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

More happily ever after, less once upon a time

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el geoffy ⚾️ @baseballzaddy.bsky.social · 23/07/2026

bought tickets to the odyssey but for some reason they cost $50,000 and it’s a minivan

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Minor league b3tan bloke @rotatingwobblyhat.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Someone in college (1987) burst into the common room, spotted me, dashed over and said YOU GOTTA HEAR THIS!, put his walkman headphones over my ears and played ‘U.S.S.A.’ to me and I thought his walkman was chewing up the cassette. Some other tracks *are* quite good though.

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SeaTea @tierno158.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

The frightening thing is that I'm considered the sane one in my family.

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Corduroy Cheddar @corduroycheddar.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Apparently the past tense of counting is not cunt

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comfort foods @primpker.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Yeah, you could say my vida is loca.

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Misery Highlight @miseryhighlight.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Giving a shit about people is cool. Keep that shit up.

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A.L. likely @alvildalikely.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

I just woke up from a nap feeling overwhelmingly disappointed in The Butthole Surfers. Am I in the right timeline?

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Jooli-AHH! Boolia 👻🍂🎃 @jooliaghoulia.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

It's only the huge chorus of experts, on all parts of the political spectrum, warning us that A I. is an existential threat. Move along. Go back to Pornhub

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Spooky Goosey @augustagoose.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

“I should drink more water,” she says as she reaches for absolutely anything in her fridge except her Brita

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strange ranger @lithiumsucks.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

The only thing that's getting thinner is my patience.

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Denim @denim22.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

I love blocking men who whine about misandry.

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Denim @denim22.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

I am grateful that I can cook. I made meatballs and a sauce that was simmering for hours. Nothing like a giant bowl of pasta with an obscene amount of freshly grated parm on a rainy day.

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Denim @denim22.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Fall is for isolating and carb loading.

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Just Call Me Amanda🐈‍⬛🐈‍⬛ @amandabf.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

At some point you stop asking "what's the point?" primarily because you realize 1) it's up to you to figure out the point, and 2) there isn't one definitive point. Get the point?

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crumbum @fuwolfman.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Reorganizing roots.

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Jack Boot @jackboot.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

I just saw a picture of Madonna in a black bustier and fishnet stockings holding her silver, MTV VMA spaceman trophy. What's happening? MTV? Madonna? Bustier? Is it still 1986? Did the last forty years even happen?

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Jack Boot @jackboot.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

A porno where he takes her out for a nice meal first but they have to wait too long and they fill up on bread and then have to force down the steak and lobster so his IBS flares up and he spends the evening in the hotel bathroom while she watches Antiques Roadshow. Too sexy?

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Jack Boot @jackboot.bsky.social · 22/11/2024

You think you'll use the time machine to kill Hitler but, of course, he seduces you to his cause with his legendary charisma and then your friends are watching a documentary about the Nuremberg Trials and someone shouts, "Oh my God, is that Jack?!"

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Jack Boot @jackboot.bsky.social · 02/01/2025