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Burning Ambulance @burningambulance.bsky.social · 4h
Dune 3: You Should Have Someone Take A Look At That
Poster for Dune Part Three depicting a phallic object with an unsightly bulge on one side
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Ashley @ashleysays.bsky.social · 4h
Wow
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Ashley @ashleysays.bsky.social · 7h
Blocking people for their cheese opinions
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Ashley @ashleysays.bsky.social · 7h
Has anyone seen the Betterment ad with Drake and his wife where she says this?! I think we found the issue
"While Betterment was automotically diversifying and rebalancing our portfolios, I was fixing Drake's spiral. It was all over the place," Ann Michael says while the two prepare a spiral cinnamon loaf in the kitchen in PEOPLE's exclusive first look at the cheeky commercial.
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Ashley @ashleysays.bsky.social · 10h
[15 missed calls from Jerry Jones] Mike Tomlin: ..and here I just wanted to put in a nice park and café next to the pond for my residents..
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Ashley @ashleysays.bsky.social · 10h
What
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Ashley @ashleysays.bsky.social · 11h
When something no longer bothers you like it used to, it’s hard to tell if that’s growth or you’ve just lost that spark for life
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Ashley @ashleysays.bsky.social · 17h
At least I get to be a neutral fan for the rest of the games 💪
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Ashley @ashleysays.bsky.social · 17h
Slightly dying at this pic 😹
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Meghan Montemurro @mmontemurro.bsky.social · 17h
A disappointing, underwhelming ending for the Cubs. Their season is over, getting swept in the Wild Card by the Padres with tonight's 4-1 loss in Game 2.
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Ashley @ashleysays.bsky.social · 17h
SAD FACE
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Ashley @ashleysays.bsky.social · 17h
Nico is like OK ILL DO EVERY THING
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Ashley @ashleysays.bsky.social · 17h
That’s the least looking Reaper I’ve ever seen lol
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Ashley @ashleysays.bsky.social · 18h
The organ version of baby don’t hurt me is kinda nice
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Ashley @ashleysays.bsky.social · 18h
If one more Instagram ‘chef’ tells me not to use pre shredded cheese…that’s all I’m going to use for the rest of my life because fuck you that’s why
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Ashley @ashleysays.bsky.social · 18h
I love the ABS system but can we get like 3 chances to be wrong. 2 is so few. Plus like 3 strikes and you’re out and all that
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Ashley @ashleysays.bsky.social · 18h
When does NBA start 😒
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Ashley @ashleysays.bsky.social · 19h
Every time I see Craig he has a look of regret leaving the Brewers lol
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Ashley @ashleysays.bsky.social · 19h
Clayton stfu
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Ashley @ashleysays.bsky.social · 19h
Here I am Once again I’m torn into pieces
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Ashley @ashleysays.bsky.social · 19h
Once again..caffeinated for heartbreak
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Ashley @ashleysays.bsky.social · 20h
Yaaaaaaaaaaaankee beans
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Ashley @ashleysays.bsky.social · 20h
Oh come on Pete. No batter challenges!
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Ashley @ashleysays.bsky.social · 20h
Yankees seem good. I wonder if they’ve ever won anything
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Ashley @ashleysays.bsky.social · 20h
I can’t wait for people to use ai during meetings and it’s like YOURE ALL IDIOTS THIS DIDNT NEED TO BE A MEETING
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Ashley @ashleysays.bsky.social · 20h
More like Wild Rice there
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Ashley @ashleysays.bsky.social · 20h
Well either the season continues or all of baseball ends tonight starting at the top of the hour. Crazy how all of baseball depends on the cubs but thems the rules
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Ashley @ashleysays.bsky.social · 21h
The Babe would have had trouble with 90 mph fast balls? Say it ain’t so Jason lol
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Ashley @ashleysays.bsky.social · 21h
I really wish harm to all those people in that new line of fire show
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Ashley @ashleysays.bsky.social · 21h
Same Mike same
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Alex Kirshner @alexkirshner.com · 22h
Poor Mike Tomlin had to coach home games for 18 years on the North Shore of Pittsburgh in a sea of parking lots with only the most sparse transit and restaurant options. This explains so much
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Ashley @ashleysays.bsky.social · 22h
I’m gunna go live in Mike Tomlin’s city
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Ashley @ashleysays.bsky.social · 22h
I haven’t seen much of anything Minecraft related but this is so amusing
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Ashley @ashleysays.bsky.social · 22h
[Third date] Him: let me show you my 12 year Minecraft city
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Ashley @ashleysays.bsky.social · 23h
I’m gunna make Ally bank soooo uncomfortable with my questions
ally do it right.
You're getting 3 months of fee-waived
Personal Advice.
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Ashley @ashleysays.bsky.social · 23h
I feel like he needs socks
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Ashley @ashleysays.bsky.social · 23h
Try therapy
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Ashley @ashleysays.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
First the astros banged on trash cans now they’re in the trash cans
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Ashley @ashleysays.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
You just said they’re both on peacock
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Ashley @ashleysays.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I’d like to thank raw milk
Bryce’s Harper looking like absolute hell
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Ashley @ashleysays.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Wowwww the drama
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Ashley @ashleysays.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
That tornado siren at the game can fuck right off
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Ashley @ashleysays.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I gotta up my Spanish
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Razzball @razzball.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
@pope
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Ashley @ashleysays.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Why is Harper in the outfield anyway
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Ashley @ashleysays.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
He is so excited he got to say that
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Ashley @ashleysays.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
lol
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Ashley @ashleysays.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Wow Phillies that was good
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Ashley @ashleysays.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I would like all the teams that won yesterday to lose today. Thanks
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Ashley @ashleysays.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
That’s 3 raccoons in a body suit
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