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Gef the Toking Mongoose

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Luke Ontario @coolhand.bsky.social · 4h
I have no idea if this is true but the collage kills me
A black lemur in a leafy tree with its mouth open as if singing, beside an inset photo of Pavarotti striking a similar pose. Text reads: “New research shows lemurs use operatic techniques when they sing, to reach high notes.” Classic FM.
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Gef the Toking Mongoose @geftokingmongoose.bsky.social · 4h
A picture of a squat and angry looking godzilla with his teeth bared
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LaserPH @laserph.bsky.social · 4h
Took some time off and made a match pack out of PAC's record-breaking reign as the 20th Open The Brave Gate champion (2010-2011). Only 1 match is missing (V1 against K-ness) since AFAIK there's no full footage of it available. A true legend. archive.org/details/dg-2... #DRAGONGATE 🤼
Screenshot of PAC celebrating with WORLD-1 after defeating Susumu Yokosuka and being crowned new Open The Brave Champion at the final of the Open The Brave Gate title tournament that took place in Hakata Starlanes in Fukuoka, Japan (venue doesn't exist anymore).

日本でのデビュー戦の地でPACが嬉しいブレイブ初戴冠
Congratulation!!

Source: 週刊プロレス (No.1541)
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Gef the Toking Mongoose @geftokingmongoose.bsky.social · 4h
Me talking about someone I've posted with on the same social media site for a long time but never actually met
Still from the television show What We Do in the Shadows showing Laszlo speaking. Text reads "he's my best friend, he's my pal. He's my homeboy, my rotten soldier. He's my sweet cheese, my good-time boy."
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springfieldians @springfieldians.bsky.social · 6h
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Gef the Toking Mongoose @geftokingmongoose.bsky.social · 13h
I think he thinks it's his mom
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Gef the Toking Mongoose @geftokingmongoose.bsky.social · 22/03/2025
Your outie is no longer allowed in any Piggly Wiggly location under threat of prosecution
Still from the television show Severance showing Miss Casey looking at the camera in a darkened room
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Gef the Toking Mongoose @geftokingmongoose.bsky.social · 22/03/2025
Your outie once kicked Cormac McCarthy square in the balls at a Piggly Wiggly in 1982
Still from the television show Severance showing Miss Casey looking at the camera in a darkened room
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Justin | 陳國榮 @justinckw.com · 8h
PAC kicks out yet again!! Dragon Kid: バイブル (BIBLE) | 逆打ち (gyaku-uchi) aka crucifix bomb #DRAGONGATE 🤼‍♂️
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Justin | 陳國榮 @justinckw.com · 8h
#DRAGONGATE TIME TO SHINE!!!! 🐉 Dragon Kid steps out to challenge PAC for the Open the Brave Gate Championship!
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David Bixenspan @davidbix.com · 14h
Posted by @xeniadidthat on X, The Everything App: Last night at the ROH taping in Jacksonville, B3CCA got the full "Hot Bod" entrance for her match with Trish Adora. YASSSSS QUEEN SLAAAAAY!!!!!
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Justin | 陳國榮 @justinckw.com · 8h
PAC was the Open the Dream Gate champion in 2019. What an entrance #DRAGONGATE 🤼‍♂️
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Gef the Toking Mongoose @geftokingmongoose.bsky.social · 8h
Your cousin sending you psychic signals that it's time to sneak out and smoke at the family gathering
A brown shaggy dog looking towards the famera with a somewhat human expression on it's face
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Gef the Toking Mongoose @geftokingmongoose.bsky.social · 8h
This is probably the best SNL sketch imo
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 9h
Three panel comic. Panel 1: a woman pushing a shopping cart into a grocery store. In the baby seat of the shopping cart is an unusual orange creature with a trunk and antennae. The security guard standing in the doorway says, “ma’am, you can’t bring that in here.” Panel 2: the woman turns around and gestures at the creature. She says, “come on… he’s not hurting anyone.” Panel 3: the security guard points matter-of-factly at a sign on the wall behind him. The sign reads in bold red letters, “NO SHNOOBS. NO EXCEPTIONS.” It features a picture of an identical orange creature, the humble shnoob.
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Richard @sirlariato.northsky.social · 28/09/2026
During PAC's Dream Gate title run he refused to stand to attention for God Save The Queen, rolled his eyes, attacked Yoshino and others which led to Kzy being super suspicious during the anthems ahead of their title match lol. From @randanopterix.bsky.social on X.
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Gef the Toking Mongoose @geftokingmongoose.bsky.social · 9h
Me every time I have to do work at work
Meatwad from the television show Aqua Teen Hunger Force looking sad
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wargen @funeralpig.bsky.social · 10h
i did one of those anonymous questions posts for my followers and they just kept sending me the exact time of my death
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Gef the Toking Mongoose @geftokingmongoose.bsky.social · 10h
snot-nosed punk to sad adult with allergies pipeline
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✧𝔪𝔲𝔡 𝔰𝔠𝔞𝔪𝔭✧ @altaudge.bsky.social · 10h
fish are friends
Stop using anti-fish language
Instead of: this seems fishy
Try saying:
this seems like a situation in which we should consult the wisdom and grace of the European seabass, a species with which i would entrust my entire life and personal safety
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Gef the Toking Mongoose @geftokingmongoose.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Warren Zevon on stage with a guitar and mic with a speech bubble coming down making it look like he is saying the quoted post
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Gef the Toking Mongoose @geftokingmongoose.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Every Riot grrrl band in the 90s
Still from the television show Xena: Warrior Princess showing Xena, Gabrielle and Joxer all with goofy expressions on their face
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Cecil Nyx @cecilnyx.bsky.social · 10h
Holding wrestlers like a baby with Jake Doyle
Cecil Nyx holding Jake Doyle like a baby

Johnny Mystery is there, too
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TAIGASTYLE @theleemoriarty.bsky.social · 11h
ON B3CCA! ON GAWD!
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Gef the Toking Mongoose @geftokingmongoose.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
An image with Two stock images of takeout sushi with text above that reads "off work late? Hungry, but too tired to cook? Try eating two day old leftover sushi" and text at the bottom that reads "you certainly will not regret eating two day old leftover sushi"
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Gef the Toking Mongoose @geftokingmongoose.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
logging on
Still from the television show Bob's Burgers showing Tammy running away from the camera with text that reads "(crying, farting)"
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Guilherme Nunes @guilhernunes.bsky.social · 12h
silkworm moth
painting of a skull with a floral moth tiara
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deuteronomy @thuleanperspective.bsky.social · 12h
The Hermetic Order of Wing Stop
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Gef the Toking Mongoose @geftokingmongoose.bsky.social · 13h
I threw half a rotisserie chicken out there for him to eat but he's just been holding it and crying for the last three hours
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dissected @trepanation.bsky.social · 22h
pic of a small dog where the snout has been modified to look like it’s very small. big eyes. dog is green and has antennae
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Animation Obsessive @ani-obsessive.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Concept paintings by Christophe Vacher for Treasure Planet (2002), dir. Ron Clements and John Musker, Walt Disney Feature Animation
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Gef the Toking Mongoose @geftokingmongoose.bsky.social · 13h
Little guy got all fucked up on schnapps and now he can't get out of my backyard
An alien Grey being shot at night through a fence, it is putting its hand up like it's trying to shield it's eyes from the light of the camera
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Gef the Toking Mongoose @geftokingmongoose.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
This is what british people in old rave footage look like
Still from the television show The Simpsons showing Homer in The Shining parody with one arm and a grimace on his face
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Dan Cerinthedark @etbeeegood.bsky.social · 15h
you ever feel the spirit u had is crushed forever but have to fake it for like 20 more yrs
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Gef the Toking Mongoose @geftokingmongoose.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Cain killed his brother because he was Abelist
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Freyja Valentine, Girl IRL Cat URL @freyjavalentine.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
jon arbuckle in "garfield and friends" looks horrified into a house from a window. behind him is Mister Sickos by famed onion cartoonist Kelly, also looking in with sick glee.
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ULTRA💀BLAST @ultrakillblast.bsky.social · 14h
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Lydia! ⭐ @lydiastaremoji.bsky.social · 17h
liberty mutual advertisement induced psychosis
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NHATional Scissoring Day ✂️ @nhathanielh.bsky.social · 14h
#AEW 🤼‍♂️
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 15h
 Millennial Funeral Director. A mustachioed man says "we will do the best we can to honour your son's life now that he's a heckin' corpserino" tp grieving parents. Behind him is an ad that reads "ask about our "homer in the bushes" coffin!"
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Chloe Cumming @chloecumming.bsky.social · 15h
Hoot! Squawk! Bkark! Squee! (Bird noises there) I have added three new birds to my bird art shop store art gallery website, so someone can actually BUY them if they want, I know, how lucky would that person be!? 💨 www.chloecumming.com/birds
Serene soft mixed media wide head Ural owl Yellow faced chaotic masked lapwing, not a scientific diagram Flapping messy tawny owl on white paper
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Gef the Toking Mongoose @geftokingmongoose.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
I contain multitudes which is probably why my stomach hurts so bad all the time
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David Cooper @davidbcooper.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Batman uses his initiative.
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Mr. Joshua @pantspants.bsky.social · 15h
“Bongo” Ballpoint pen, pencil, watercolor, acrylic paint, and a little colored pencil.

Our man is in trouble this time, reader. Art supplies are scattered around a painting of an abstract cityscape. On the canvas we see a man in a telephone booth making a frantic call to his cat, Bongo. In the foreground, an answering machine is taking his voicemail, [Leave a message at the beep] --- “Bongo, Daddy got stuck in the painting. Go get help, Bongo.” Bongo stands at the base of the easel looking at the phone. Her tail in the air and ears perked up. Whether she’ll be able to help is open to interpretation.

Artist’s note: One of my favorites from the Spooky Pants book. I was playing around with the idea of a painting coming to life (like that guy in Ghostbusters 2) and kind of fumbled my way into this version. I really draw a lot of corded phones. I won’t stop.
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⛩️ 𝑫𝒆𝒂𝒕𝒉 𝒃𝒚 𝑯𝒊𝒃𝒂𝒄𝒉𝒊 ⛩️ @deathbyhibachi.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I Know How It Ends #Art by Tiny Piece of Mercury
A woman and skully sit in the front row of a movie theater
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horror Ewacui @ewacat.bsky.social · 21h
ACTIVATED
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much like your posting @mlyp.bsky.social · 20h
I'm doing this in the corner of living room at the party later
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gamera obscura @ohrobin.bsky.social · 22h
edgar allan bro
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videogame history @vghistory.bsky.social · 21h
gif (circa 2001) web.archive.org/web/20010309...
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