Reposted by Mrs. Dick Helicopter 💩📺Betsy Wetsy @betsyross.bsky.social · 20hthinking I can be funny sometimes is self care 213369
Reposted by Mrs. Dick Helicopter 💩📺Granite Man @granitedhuine.bsky.social · 01/10/2026More people should be insecure about their shitty personalities than their appearance. 0266
Mrs. Dick Helicopter 💩📺 @hormonella.bsky.social · 20ha filter for my news feed that only shows me stories about good dogs get on that, AI! 0249
Reposted by Mrs. Dick Helicopter 💩📺So-called scientist @evan-tuality.bsky.social · 30/09/2026We gave it a shot, but I think a government run entirely by assholes has been a failed experiment. 24511
Mrs. Dick Helicopter 💩📺 @hormonella.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Alexa, bring me the heads of the current administration! 1216
Reposted by Mrs. Dick Helicopter 💩📺Salty MacTavish @saltymactavish.bsky.social · 30/09/2026I won’t rest until I’ve pleased every last one of you 2417765
Reposted by Mrs. Dick Helicopter 💩📺Fickle Filly @ficklefilly.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Go go gadget self-sabotage! 312260
Mrs. Dick Helicopter 💩📺 @hormonella.bsky.social · 29/09/2026To stay alert while driving on the highway in the rain, I use the have to pee like a motherfucker method. 04216
Reposted by Mrs. Dick Helicopter 💩📺Corduroy Cheddar @corduroycheddar.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Once I figure out how to monetize my sleep deprivation, it's over for you bitches 29243
Reposted by Mrs. Dick Helicopter 💩📺John Lyon @johnlyon.bsky.social · 29/09/2026People who think marriage is a deep commitment that’s hard to get out of are obviously too young to remember the Columbia Record and Tape Club. 718663
Mrs. Dick Helicopter 💩📺 @hormonella.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Aced a cognition test today. Guys, it’s not that hard. 1328
Reposted by Mrs. Dick Helicopter 💩📺DaddyJew @daddyjew.bsky.social · 28/09/2026you killed my vibe. prepare to die 113146
Reposted by Mrs. Dick Helicopter 💩📺Pumpkin Escobar @kingmonkeysunkle.bsky.social · 07/03/2025Women just want one thing. A flamethrower. 32377102
Mrs. Dick Helicopter 💩📺 @hormonella.bsky.social · 27/09/2026It’s 6:00 am. Do you know where your phone is? Hint: It’s in your hand. 23214
Reposted by Mrs. Dick Helicopter 💩📺Juiceticles @juiceticles.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Judge me harder, baby 13320
Reposted by Mrs. Dick Helicopter 💩📺Vamp Lizzlepants 🧛🏻♀️ @lizzlepants.bsky.social · 26/09/2026I wanna be on a reality television show so I can blame all of my bad behavior on editing 314864
Reposted by Mrs. Dick Helicopter 💩📺Dumb Beezie @dumbbeezie.bsky.social · 24/09/2026If you have a man tell him I said stfu 810841
Mrs. Dick Helicopter 💩📺 @hormonella.bsky.social · 26/09/2026“Well, that’s the last time I drink THAT much,” she lied. 17424
Reposted by Mrs. Dick Helicopter 💩📺Skinnie Talls @skinnietalls.bsky.social · 25/09/2026You seem to have mistaken me for someone who has reasons for what they do 08742
Reposted by Mrs. Dick Helicopter 💩📺𝙱𝚊𝚋𝚎 𝚁𝚞𝚝𝚑𝚕𝚎𝚜𝚜 @unfitz.bsky.social · 24/09/2026United is now promoting its 1st class seating by guaranteeing that passengers “won’t have to sit next to anyone who is masturbating.” 810725
Mrs. Dick Helicopter 💩📺 @hormonella.bsky.social · 25/09/2026A stranger is just a friend you never want to see again yet. 19233
Reposted by Mrs. Dick Helicopter 💩📺Dreamer @elgatoesmio.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Open casket funeral? I don’t even want people looking at me when I’m alive 4402115
Reposted by Mrs. Dick Helicopter 💩📺Mary @anniemumary.bsky.social · 24/09/2026I wouldn’t need an exit interview, but I would like to sit a few people down for an I Think You Suck meeting. 09035
Mrs. Dick Helicopter 💩📺 @hormonella.bsky.social · 24/09/2026That time Kurt Vonnegut used the asterisk symbol to illustrate a butthole, I really felt that. 36320
Reposted by Mrs. Dick Helicopter 💩📺Mal @hallowedverses.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Nothing hotter than a man who heard you the first time. 918353
Reposted by Mrs. Dick Helicopter 💩📺Betsy Wetsy @betsyross.bsky.social · 23/09/2026carry on wayward son or go back to sleep it’s really none of my concern actually 212359
Mrs. Dick Helicopter 💩📺 @hormonella.bsky.social · 23/09/2026it’s officially Pumpkin Spice Season again in case you’re looking for a completely valid reason to go back to bed 13717
Reposted by Mrs. Dick Helicopter 💩📺Jack Boot @jackboot.bsky.social · 21/09/2026The sad part about having a pet is watching something that feels like your child grow up, then old and then begin to fade. The nice part for a pet is getting to live a good life then leave the world with their moms and dads still with them, taking care of them. 1284385347
Reposted by Mrs. Dick Helicopter 💩📺Granite Man @granitedhuine.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Just be good for her soul, you piece of shit. 29042
Mrs. Dick Helicopter 💩📺 @hormonella.bsky.social · 22/09/2026If your hands are full as you walk by the dog and he looks up at you and thumps his tail do you put down whatever you were carrying and bend down and pat him or are you some kind of fucking monster? 37321
Reposted by Mrs. Dick Helicopter 💩📺Salty MacTavish @saltymactavish.bsky.social · 21/09/2025Earth, Wind & Fire came on while I was in the shower last night so I got out and put my panties on just so I could drop them 816552
Reposted by Mrs. Dick Helicopter 💩📺Granite Man @granitedhuine.bsky.social · 21/09/2026I just ran the numbers, and i've come to the conclusion, fuck this. 313451
Mrs. Dick Helicopter 💩📺 @hormonella.bsky.social · 21/09/2026every day is garbage day if you’re on my timeline 67835
Reposted by Mrs. Dick Helicopter 💩📺Betsy Wetsy @betsyross.bsky.social · 20/09/2026still punk I say as I vow to keep inhaling and exhaling all day today 420877
Reposted by Mrs. Dick Helicopter 💩📺John Carpenter’s The Alex Nevil @thealexnevil.bsky.social · 15/08/2023Establish dominance over your grandma by giving her a crisp $5 bill in her birthday card. 428988
Mrs. Dick Helicopter 💩📺 @hormonella.bsky.social · 20/09/2026“I’m fine” I mumble as I chew a handful of Centrum Silver Women 50+ vitamins 0318
Reposted by Mrs. Dick Helicopter 💩📺Fickle Filly @ficklefilly.bsky.social · 19/09/2026I miss him every day… Time to realign my scope. 211853
Reposted by Mrs. Dick Helicopter 💩📺DaddyJew @daddyjew.bsky.social · 09/07/2026how exactly does this country decide which rapist should step down as an elected official and which rapist should be president? im confused 041561009
Mrs. Dick Helicopter 💩📺 @hormonella.bsky.social · 19/09/2026low hanging fruit takes on an entirely different meaning for women of a certain age 2219
Reposted by Mrs. Dick Helicopter 💩📺Dumb Beezie @dumbbeezie.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Breaking: Speaker Mike Johnson warns voters that if they elect Democrats we’re going to have a great fucking time 23788134
Reposted by Mrs. Dick Helicopter 💩📺Jack Boot @jackboot.bsky.social · 18/09/2026It was a different time. Linus van Pelt was our Marcus Aurelius. 46023
Reposted by Mrs. Dick Helicopter 💩📺Dead Reckons @gregreckons.bsky.social · 17/09/2026Good morning, people who haven't muted me. 05118
Reposted by Mrs. Dick Helicopter 💩📺Betsy Wetsy @betsyross.bsky.social · 17/09/2026that guy wrote Enjoy the Silence to trick his girlfriend into thinking shutting the hell up is a spiritual experience 17430
Mrs. Dick Helicopter 💩📺 @hormonella.bsky.social · 18/09/2026as a child I dreamt that one day I would spend all of my time sitting on the toilet seeking the validation of strangers 03514
Reposted by Mrs. Dick Helicopter 💩📺Mr. Bea Arthur, Batshit Crazy™️ @steamymac.bsky.social · 17/09/2026-At Olive Garden, you’re family. -No thank you. 410440
Reposted by Mrs. Dick Helicopter 💩📺Juiceticles @juiceticles.bsky.social · 16/06/2026Sorry I wore cargo jorts and knee-high socks when you're ovulating 610140
Mrs. Dick Helicopter 💩📺 @hormonella.bsky.social · 17/09/2026I lose followers the old fashioned way. I skeet. 0308
Reposted by Mrs. Dick Helicopter 💩📺Melicious @honeybadgermel.bsky.social · 15/09/2026I stay in shape by always doing things the hard way. 111560
Reposted by Mrs. Dick Helicopter 💩📺NosferaPru @prufrockluvsong.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Would you like a mocktail? A drink that jeers at you? 1120962
