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Dumb Beezie

@dumbbeezie.bsky.social
32K followers 19K following 8.8K posts

This bio can’t handle me, I’m too many characters. Fuck MAGA

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Dumb Beezie @dumbbeezie.bsky.social · 11m
Watch out for the quiet ones and the loud ones and the ugly ones and the handsome ones
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Dumb Beezie @dumbbeezie.bsky.social · 1h
“You’ll never find another guy like me.” You promise?
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Jonathan Slater @jonathanslater.bsky.social · 8h
Giraffe.
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Dumb Beezie @dumbbeezie.bsky.social · 2h
Will he have to write an essay?
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Essence of RBG 🦋 @rbgprevails.bsky.social · 9h
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Skinnie Talls @skinnietalls.bsky.social · 4h
everything went according to a plan I didn't have
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Dumb Beezie @dumbbeezie.bsky.social · 2h
If you’re not using your phone to text people in the same house then you’re doing it wrong
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Alt National Park Service @altnps.bsky.social · 20h
FFS… Is it really an accident anymore at this point?
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WuTangIsForTheChildren @wutangforchildren.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Jack Smith….man of the people at the Power to the People concert hanging out on the lawn….no fancy pavilion seats or backstage laminate pass
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Dumb Beezie @dumbbeezie.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
For $5 I will stand over your kid’s bed in my Ghostface costume
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Dumb Beezie @dumbbeezie.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I had a dream I was making up with someone I’m mad at and my eyes flew open so fast. Hell no
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The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Endless corruption.
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Dumb Beezie @dumbbeezie.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
What if our pets just have Stockholm Syndrome
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Dumb Beezie @dumbbeezie.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Gray eyebrow hair, don’t care
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Dumb Beezie @dumbbeezie.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Michigan is removing pedophiles! From the sex offender registry
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Dumb Beezie @dumbbeezie.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
For personal reasons I will not be a people pleaser
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Dumb Beezie @dumbbeezie.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Sign up for my man hating seminar. We will sacrifice one at the end
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Dumb Beezie @dumbbeezie.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Mary Marsha Blackburn is so upset by Jack Smith
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Single Sad Chihuahua in Wig and Sweater
ALT: Single Sad Chihuahua in Wig and Sweater
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Gene Rayburn @generayburn.com · 01/10/2026
If we share this nightmare, We can dream... spiritus mundi
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Seamus O'Flaugherty @seamussaid.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
we all just want the same thing, one big hunk of chicken for every forkfull of salad
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Dumb Beezie @dumbbeezie.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Not everyone will like you. Some people will really really like you and you’ll need a cop to make them go away
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MeidasTouch @meidastouch.com · 01/10/2026
MORE: meidasnews.com/news/renee-g...
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Renee Good’s Family Hits Trump Officials With Sweeping Lawsuits Over ICE Killing
The two lawsuits allege wrongful death, excessive force, and a civil rights conspiracy involving masked federal agents.
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Dumb Beezie @dumbbeezie.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Otter TL cleansing
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Biggie @biggienotsmalls.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
🎯🎯🎯
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🖌 Myandra sez: 🖍 Impeach the MF'er soon. We're waiting. @myandra.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
She heard that, Auntie Beezie! 💕
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Dumb Beezie @dumbbeezie.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I definitely own it when I say something mean because I did that shit well
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Salty MacTavish @saltymactavish.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
But seriously, Canada – we’re gonna need you to take Ted Cruz back. We have the receipt
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Dumb Beezie @dumbbeezie.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Things women won’t do if they found a man unconscious in need of medical assistance 1. Rape him
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Nuclear Winter @4slars.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
They say you never know what other people are going through, but I do know my perpetually loud neighbor is experiencing some slow leaks after I threw tacks in his driveway.
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Memento (spooky) Morty 🌙 @mementomorty.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
it is very easy to lose a patient, your honor
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Michigan nurse charged with helping ICE detainee escape
A Michigan nurse was charged with intentionally helping a Mexican ICE detainee escape from a hospital after a CT scan.
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Dumb Beezie @dumbbeezie.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I love pumpkin spice because it annoys you
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focelon @focelon.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Won't it be great if "Super Intelligence" is the thing that finds the missing Epstein files.
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donni saphire @donni.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Simplify your life by hibernating from now until spring
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[Sic] Burns @sicburns2.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Get in losers we’re going to the Hawks game
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Dumb Beezie @dumbbeezie.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
On theme with today’s events I just want to keep this piece of shit Jesse Butler and his mother on our minds abc13.com/post/jesse-b...
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White Rose Resistance @whiteroseresistance.org · 29/09/2026
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Idle @hatesnicethings.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I don’t have much to say and that should make it a good night for someone.
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Kellalena @kellalena.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Sometimes it isn’t necessary to use your entire brain
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John Lyon @johnlyon.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I visited Intercourse, PA, and let’s just say it did not live up to my expectations.
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Bucky Underbelly (Robb) @buckyunderbelly.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Halloween is coming so just remember that any girl can be a final girl if she kills you.
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MeidasTouch @meidastouch.com · 30/09/2026
Trump White House misspells “United” on the official “super intelligence” document with AI executives. Instead of “President of the United States,” it reads: “President of the Unites States.” Nothing says “super intelligence” quite like misspelling the name of the country.
Screenshot of a Truth Social post from Donald J. Trump’s verified @realDonaldTrump account displaying a signed document titled “Joint Commitment on Frontier Responsibilities.” The document outlines voluntary AI safety and oversight commitments for companies developing frontier artificial intelligence models. On the right side are signatures and company labels for leaders including Sundar Pichai of Google, Dario Amodei of Anthropic, Mark Zuckerberg of Meta, Greg Brockman of OpenAI, Elon Musk of xAI, and Jensen Huang of Nvidia. Near the center-right, Donald J. Trump’s large signature appears above the printed title identifying him as president. The title contains a noticeable typo: instead of “President of the United States,” it reads, “President of the Unites States,” misspelling “United” as “Unites.”
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Dumb Beezie @dumbbeezie.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Oh the people outside are frightening
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Shade 5 @shade5.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Me at some concert: sing some shit I know
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Dumb Beezie @dumbbeezie.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Someone called me hostile in my candle making group. That’s why I’m here, bitch
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Dumb Beezie @dumbbeezie.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Jack Smith is an absolute warrior for justice
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🖌 Myandra sez: 🖍 Impeach the MF'er soon. We're waiting. @myandra.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Vote like you want to impeach a child rapist and his right-hand drunken idiot, War Pete.
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Bogey @oneyebogey.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I will always stand my ground, but maybe I’ll just take a seat first.
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Salty MacTavish @saltymactavish.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Not one of us knows shit about fuck. But there’s still enough love in the world to tip the balance. Stay the course, dipshit
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A Shot of Steve™ ⚡️ @stevekoehler22.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Weird that Republicans tried so hard to get Jack Smith to perjure himself …. When their own president lies about literally everything.
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Kat Abughazaleh @katmabu.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I literally don’t know a single woman who hasn’t been raped, stalked, groped, harassed, or sexually violated in some way at some point in their life. If you choose to doubt and dox survivors, just know every woman in your life is disgusted by you.
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