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Jake_Vig @jakevig.bsky.social · 3h

I have never washed a pair of jeans. I assume they clean themselves, like ovens or cats.

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sweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 8h

i never correct people when they say i’m aloof bc that sounds much cooler than clueless

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strange ranger @lithiumsucks.bsky.social · 5h

The first rule of mental illness club is login to Bluesky.

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futuredadOfTwo🙋🏻‍♂️ @lacroixboi.dadguy.pro · 5h

my baby has started to respond to questions with an adorable little “ya” and to test it i asked are you a stinker and she said “the fuck did you say to me”? so proud of her

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Brie @brielikethechhes.bsky.social · 11h

Just quit my job by throwing my iced latte at that dude from HR

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Siege @tellumsiege.bsky.social · 7h

I’d love to visit Japan just not during Godzilla season

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Misery Highlight @miseryhighlight.bsky.social · 8h

Thank you for your disinterest

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Lizzlepants 🐒 @lizzlepants.bsky.social · 10h

bringing the void to a knife fight

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sweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 3h

bro, you are not 2 legit and you should quit

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Frances Meh @francesmeh.reviews · 8h

garfield minus garfield but it's bluesky minus us politics

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Skinnie Talls @skinnietalls.bsky.social · 7h

I find your lack of silliness seriously disturbing

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Salty MacTavish @saltymactavish.bsky.social · 10h

But seriously, Canada – we’re gonna need you to take Ted Cruz back. We have the receipt

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Rob Cee @therobcee.bsky.social · 8h

I'd like babies more if they tasted better.

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smillz @righttwix.com · 8h

if you fall and your friends are concerned instead of laughing then you’re old now

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chris. @azedand2knots.bsky.social · 2h

These are a bunch of words that, when strung together, will get you sent to a gulag in the land of the Fae.

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🅿️rofessor Kiosk 💊 @professorkiosk.wtf · 1h

now that’s what I call an abomination

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🅿️rofessor Kiosk 💊 @professorkiosk.wtf · 16h

I like gossip until it's about me and then I LOVE it

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Nes Lessman @neslessman.bsky.social · 23h

Hey girl, are you a disgraced cosmonaut?

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Ambooooorino 👻 @nellieadjacent.bsky.social · 22h

I don't think my lucky shirt will fix this

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crumbum @fuwolfman.bsky.social · 19h

Memento more or less.

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Jerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

they should invent a google maps integration that detects if you're trying to run errands when a nearby school is letting out and slaps you in the face

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EMCKAYVEE @youremceekayvee.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

I wish that the guitar intro for Sweet Child O' Mine played when I walked into a room

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stefan @stefanthinks.bsky.social · 22h

it’s so terrible how movies like jaws glorify getting eaten by a shark

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FᎪᎢ ᏩᎪNᎠᎪᏞF @sofarrsogud.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

In the UK aloe vera is just someone saying hello to their friend, Vera

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Frovo @frovo.bsky.social · 19h

DRIVE THRU: may i take your order ERIC SCHMITT: yeah i’ll have a cheesy gordita and nachos bell grande DRIVE THRU: sir this is a wendy’s

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Viktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social · 20h

Due to personal reasons, I will be screaming into the void

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futuredadOfTwo🙋🏻‍♂️ @lacroixboi.dadguy.pro · 29/09/2026

i relaxed my shoulders and a quarter fell out of my ear

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KaiJen M(s) 🏵️🎉 @jenetmms.bsky.social · 23h

can't, I'm trying to see where this map I found leads me

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sweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

i think i’ve accumulated enough life points to be upgraded to not this reality

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Strughoulo @struggalo.bsky.social · 22h

I'm pretty sure everything I say is just exposition.

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Brosephine Wires, Perennial Soup-Lover @joparkerbear.bsky.social · 22h

What a time to be alive. I don’t know what else to say.

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cap’n watsisname @capnwatsisname.bsky.social · 18h

proverbial straw in one hand, proverbial Capri Sun in the other

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🅿️rofessor Kiosk 💊 @professorkiosk.wtf · 17h

a shitposter-reply guy hybrid known only as the reshitter

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🅿️rofessor Kiosk 💊 @professorkiosk.wtf · 17h

*extreme ghostface voice* me: do you like derpy movies

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EMCKAYVEE @youremceekayvee.bsky.social · 21h

playing cards with a makeshift deck of Kraft Singles that I drew the suits and numbers on.

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Siege @tellumsiege.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Godzilla should smile more he’s prettier when he smiles.

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Frovo @frovo.bsky.social · 23h

DATE: what are you thinking about ME: fall should be spelled fa// DATE: ME: DATE: fell should be spelled fe_ _ *we kiss*

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Viktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social · 18h

Why do we "park on a driveway" and "masturbate to clown porn"

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Fun @funkelly.bsky.social · 23h

if that skeet don’t eat it’s ok to yeet

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Salty MacTavish @saltymactavish.bsky.social · 23h

I won’t rest until I’ve pleased every last one of you

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Cosmic Clau @cosmicclau.bsky.social · 21h

them: when exactly did you become so jaded me: around the time i stopped wearing candy necklaces

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Opinion Editor @ Bluesky @dly.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

"what do you expect to happen? have every rapist fired from their job and ruin their life?" uh yeah that'd be a good start

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Kellalena @kellalena.bsky.social · 23h

Sometimes it isn’t necessary to use your entire brain

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Salty MacTavish @saltymactavish.bsky.social · 23h

We never knew people’s politics. We just knew if they were an asshole or not

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John Lyon @johnlyon.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

I visited Intercourse, PA, and let’s just say it did not live up to my expectations.

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Bogey @oneyebogey.bsky.social · 23h

I will always stand my ground, but maybe I’ll just take a seat first.

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Greg the Miller @gregthemiller.bsky.social · 21h

a necklace for your wrist is called a wristlace

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DaddyJew @daddyjew.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

[after a long day at work] Me: im pooped 17: hi pooped, im son

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Opinion Editor @ Bluesky @dly.bsky.social · 22h

me and the girls are gonna scream into the void until our vocal cords snap, come thru if you're free

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