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Squilliam S. Burroughs @huckricardo.bsky.social · 30/12/2025

Salt

Ferengi Liaison to Buck-A-Slice @sovietcola.bsky.social · 29/12/2025

Salt

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Crazy @crazyautrice.bsky.social · 30/12/2025

🧂

Was LoveKamuela @roobeans2.bsky.social · 26/12/2025

A1 or any steak sauce.

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Cheryl Howard @cdngrrleh.bsky.social · 29/12/2025

Malt vinegar, baby!

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Jay o’ Lantern 🎃 @templinjay.bsky.social · 30/12/2025

I almost never use ketchup. Salt and black pepper for me. Malt vinegar if the fries accompany a nice fried fish. When I do use ketchup, I cut it 50/50 with hot sauce.

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timmy1223.bsky.social @timmy1223.bsky.social · 29/12/2025

Cheese

Gawain @lordgawain.bsky.social · 29/12/2025

Only salt

Andrew Meredith @a4w-m6h.com · 30/12/2025

Maybe mayonnaise. Maybe malt vinegar. Maybe plain. Maybe ranch. Depends on the fry and how the spirit moves me.

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Cerys Doran @cerysd.bsky.social · 29/12/2025

tartar sauce

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Torrey Wenger @ecologyordie.bsky.social · 27/12/2025

Vinegar. What else?

Shabby Baz @redligbaz.bsky.social · 29/12/2025

Nando’s peri salt 🧂

Glendos Fen @glennmuir.bsky.social · 29/12/2025

Since they look seasoned, nothing. If they're not, then clearly salt, with maybe a punch of Old Bay.

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Halaylah Mekoides Trecorum Satis Dee @halaylah.com · 26/12/2025

Barbecue sauce

I'm Suzi Poppins, y'all! @soozlemcdoozle.bsky.social · 29/12/2025

Truffle mayo

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Lorna @florilegia.bsky.social · 29/12/2025

Salt and vinegar

Scott Ervin @scottofclarita.bsky.social · 27/12/2025

Mayo is the correct answer. And may we never find the ketchup.

Kay in the End Times 🏳️‍🌈 💗💜💙📚 @jennykaynz.bsky.social · 29/12/2025

Perfectly cooked golden chips require nothing more than a light sprinkling of salt. No sauces or vinegar for me.

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Quetz de Lioncourt🏳️‍⚧️ @quetz.northsky.social · 30/12/2025

If those fries are fresh, I can eat them raw. Otherwise, malt vinegar

jimbobmcg.bsky.social @jimbobmcg.bsky.social · 30/12/2025

Little bit of salt

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bawa @bawa64.bsky.social · 26/12/2025

garlic sauceeeeee heh

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Glenn Is Being Obstreperous Again @glennsummers.bsky.social · 29/12/2025

Tartar sauce works. I used to do that as a kid with fries and a McD's fish sandwich, but these days, it's whatever kind of honey/maple dijon mustard I can get, with bbq sauce as a second choice. Ketchup is way down on the list.

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Narwhal @narwhal.swifties.social · 29/12/2025

The same thing I always put on my fries.

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Aliara | Lahabrea is my 1st wife @aliarastormforged.bsky.social · 29/12/2025

mayo, peanut sauce, and raw chopped onions 👍

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North Star Bot @grnmtnbot.bsky.social · 29/12/2025

bbq

Emma @justfjordthings.bsky.social · 27/12/2025

Garlic dressing.

John Hopps @johnhopps86.bsky.social · 29/12/2025

Mayo or Plum Sauce!

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Magnificent Jack @drunkonposts.bsky.social · 29/12/2025

You late, already ate them.

𝔾ℝ𝕆𝕍𝔼ℝℍ𝔸𝕌𝕊 𝕆𝔽 𝕃𝔼𝔸𝕍𝔼𝕊 🏴 @kingofcatastrophy.northsky.social · 30/12/2025

Nothing

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Cobalt @boinkplanet.bsky.social · 29/12/2025

Catsup

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Harry @harryiii.bsky.social · 30/12/2025

1 Malt Vinegar 2 Stone Ground Mustard 3 Dukes 4 Cry Baby Craig's Not necessarily in that order of precedents, or availability.

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Princess Petunia Floppybutts McGee @ridiculousginger.bsky.social · 29/12/2025

Hot sauce!

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Claire 🇦🇺 @matchingpegs.bsky.social · 29/12/2025

Chicken salt!

🌸 SaishoVibes | Certified Goober @saishovibes.bsky.social · 26/12/2025

Mayo I am no longer denying myself

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Richard Kroes @richardkroes.bsky.social · 29/12/2025

Mayo, peanut sauce (or both), piccalilly, apple sauce.

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johnniegoat.bsky.social @johnniegoat.bsky.social · 29/12/2025

good chips should be good enough with just salt even the evil arches if McDonalds fries are ok - if very freshly cooked - with just salt if you are going to force this issue, this stuff is very good

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Hayden Gough @haydengough.bsky.social · 29/12/2025

Nothin'. Maybe whatever "special sauce" the restaurant serves.

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Wisch @itswisch.bsky.social · 27/12/2025

more fries

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Engineer Smit @engineersmit.bsky.social · 31/12/2025

Mayonnaise, even if there is ketchup.

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Ⓐntifa Frontenac 🇨🇦⚜ @antifafrontenac.bsky.social · 29/12/2025

Those look fine but I've recently fallen in love with this.

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JvB @causticcorner.bsky.social · 29/12/2025

Kewpie mayo

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Deprimidas com Lula @camilagamino.bsky.social · 29/12/2025

Never ketchuo, always barbecue sauce

Erik @erikdevos.com · 29/12/2025

Mayoo! Dutch type though.

PNW ☀️ @pacificnwsunshine.bsky.social · 30/12/2025

Mayo, but I’m Dutch.

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Burp @burp-f-fury.bsky.social · 26/12/2025

Cheese sauce

ドンニ ☆ @lususnaturales.blacksky.app · 29/12/2025

If it ABSOLUTELY needs to be soaked in something, mustard or smoky BBQ sauce. TBH though I mainly eat it plain 😅

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Joni 🍓🏳️‍⚧️ @saanaito.bsky.social · 10/03/2026

More salt :3

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🏳️‍⚧️ Willie Formaggio: Fan of Blobs and Scree 🏳️‍⚧️ @willieformaggio.bsky.social · 26/12/2025

CHEEEEEEEEEEESE!!!!! :D

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העטלף | El Murciélago @wahoonie.eurosky.social · 29/12/2025

Vinegar.

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Bohemian Groverhaus @wormwoods.bsky.social · 29/12/2025

Whatever they've got, it'll probably be fine. I'm not picky.

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Medusa’s Wink @medusaswink.bsky.social · 28/12/2025

Remolaude

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⭐Hedrick -Limited Discount Skeb Open-⭐ @hedrickart.bsky.social · 29/12/2025

MAYONNAISE, OUI OUI ! 🤭

Tim @steampowerednet.bsky.social · 29/12/2025

Tomato sauce

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🦇Kassakan Ammurun🦇 @kassassassin.bsky.social · 29/12/2025

garlic aioli

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overthinker80.bsky.social @overthinker80.bsky.social · 27/12/2025

Nothing.

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KT wolfs down chili @kinkyturtle.bsky.social · 27/12/2025

Tzatziki sauce. It's amazing on fries!

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Kaylee Zaiden🏳️‍⚧️ @kayleezaiden.bsky.social · 27/12/2025

Mayo, honey mustard, or sour cream.

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Sherron @sherronmeinert.bsky.social · 29/12/2025

Tartar sauce

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Rev VonPoofton @rvonpoofton.bsky.social · 29/12/2025

I'll just eat the fries plain. I'm not a toddler that needs my food to be slathered in sugary tomato sauce to enjoy it.

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BbYaga Maria @b-b-yaga.bsky.social · 29/12/2025

Oooo and malt vinegar on the right kind of fries

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BbYaga Maria @b-b-yaga.bsky.social · 29/12/2025

If ketchup is available I still like ranch or mayo better

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dashedtaters @dashedtaters.bsky.social · 31/12/2025

Vinegar and salt

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Sleestak @sleestak.bsky.social · 29/12/2025

Mustard always.

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Art Dad @artdad.bsky.social · 29/12/2025

Kewpie Mayo + Mustard

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Blivi (15$ skOOTCHS open) 🔞 @onlyoblivions.bsky.social · 27/12/2025

.. Rice ..and beef tenderloins with a dash of vinegar mix it and ear.

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The Bland Wazoo @zombieboof.bsky.social · 29/12/2025

Ranch dressing. It goes on pretty much any food you can get at a bar or any sandwich you can get at a Jewish deli. I think its popularity in the mid-west is what got it its a reputation as a lesser or lower class condiment, which is a god damned shame because it's AMAZING.

mr-birches.bsky.social @mr-birches.bsky.social · 29/12/2025

Can I add a small pickled onion on top?

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Odinsleftnut @odinsleftnut.bsky.social · 26/12/2025

Frank's Red Hot

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Lady Annabelle Silver (She/Her) @lady-annabelle.bsky.social · 13/01/2026

Those look like the kind of fries you can eat dry ngl.

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AFoxOfFiction 🔞 🏴‍☠️ @afoxoffiction.bsky.social · 31/12/2025

Sweet onion teriyaki sauce from Subway.

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Meh Pluribus Unum (Alli) 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 @pluribus-unum.co · 29/12/2025

My mouth.

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Lillian @ninian670.bsky.social · 29/12/2025

Aioli

Straybard Art @straybardart.bsky.social · 30/12/2025

More fries. I don’t even like let up anyway 🤷

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Double Vampires @notthebees.bsky.social · 29/12/2025

vinegar gang rise up and pickle the platform

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David @razed.bsky.social · 30/12/2025

Those fries? I can tell just by looking at them that I'm putting them in the trash.

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Kurt "Welcome to Geektown” Onstad @welcome2geektown.com · 27/12/2025

Even if ketchup is available, I’m putting mustard. Or, possibly dipping them into a milkshake.

Retro4life @mrretro58.bsky.social · 29/12/2025

Salt good enough for me lol

neophytecatomn.bsky.social @neophytecatomn.bsky.social · 30/12/2025

Flaky salt or blue cheese/chili oil.

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Simulflow (Halloween version) @simulflow.bsky.social · 29/12/2025

Perinaise mmmmmmmmm

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🦇Evilbatwitch🦇 @evilbatwitch.cryptoanarchy.network · 27/12/2025

Well, since I think ketchup sucks, and there's none in the house, Buffalo Sauce.

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El Mutanto @elmutanto.bsky.social · 29/12/2025

salt

DSP💙#🟦✡️ @drawstickpeople.bsky.social · 31/12/2025

BBQ sauce over ketchup any day

Aviendha69 🦋🍁 🇨🇦 | ᑐ ∪ ∩ ⊂ @aviendha69.bsky.social · 29/12/2025

Curry mayo

Vera the LowPoly Cryptid 🦈🎮🎨🎤 @allofthesquids.bsky.social · 27/12/2025

Kewpie Mayo, rice wine vinegar, miso paste, grated garlic, and sriracha as a fry sauce. Green onions on top. Bonito if you're feeling bonita.

THEE NWMagpie - I Don't Argue With Ppl John Brown Would've Shot @thenwmagpie.bsky.social · 27/12/2025

Ketchup isn't available? Thank GOD. If they're fresh, crisp, hot, and lightly salted, I want a freshly made (from real ice cream) vanilla shake to dip them in.

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Lusitanian Luser @lusitanianluser.bsky.social · 29/12/2025

The only correct answer is more fries.

Nerdy KS Bear @ks-bear.bsky.social · 27/12/2025

Ranch Mayo Honey Mustard

Eucep @eucep.bsky.social · 29/12/2025

Those already look well seasoned, so not putting anything on them. :)

upto56percent @ynaq.bsky.social · 29/12/2025

wrong answers only version: *cricket noises*

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Spageddy Lee @deadbarchetta.bsky.social · 29/12/2025

The same thing I'll put on them if ketchup is available: nothing

🌏🐶🦕🥳 Vegetable Gremlin ⍼👻🥦💥🏠♫ @vegetablegremlin.bsky.social · 29/12/2025

my fist (im drunk)

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Pete Toemmes @petetoemmes.bsky.social · 30/12/2025

My hands. Both of them.

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squiregeek.bsky.social @squiregeek.bsky.social · 27/12/2025

Black pepper, coarse ground and lots of it

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🎃-_. Southpaw ._-🎃 @onegeekybelgian.bsky.social · 29/12/2025

As a Belgian, the first and primary answer will always be Mayonnaise.

heavenlyblue007 💫 @heavenlyblue007.bsky.social · 29/12/2025

Salt & vinegar - nowt else

🌈Dani "your teacher could become a sardine" Garibaldi @thatpandayouknow.bsky.social · 29/12/2025

Gravy

Expat Vet of DOOOOOOM @expatvetofdooooom.bsky.social · 30/12/2025

Tartar Sauce is best on fries.

miss-havershambles.bsky.social @miss-havershambles.bsky.social · 29/12/2025

Sarson’s malt vinegar- and nothing else!

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Mari McCabe @mrsvertiz13.bsky.social · 26/12/2025

Buffalo or bbq sauce

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Brent 🍻🐜 📖 @brentsmith.bsky.social · 29/12/2025

The ashes of the civilisation that just failed me. Oh and spicy mayo.

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CanerdianGirl @canerdiangirl.bsky.social · 29/12/2025

1/2 and 1/2: ranch and Cholula hot sauce.

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Klovery 🍀 VGen Artist @kloveradi.bsky.social · 26/12/2025

Sriracha Asian's favorite :)

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salt lake super soaker @frijolescharros.bsky.social · 30/12/2025

Banana sauce

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Skibidi Rat @uppityrat.bsky.social · 26/12/2025

Hot sauce.

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miz @mizface68.bsky.social · 29/12/2025

Feta cheese!

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The Martha Moth @themarthamyth.bsky.social · 30/12/2025

Nothing. Not a huge fan of condiments.

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🌻mimo D soda enjoyer🌻 @mimodraws.bsky.social · 26/12/2025

algerian sauce 🤤

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Lotta Fjelkegård @lottassociala.bsky.social · 30/12/2025

Sriracha mayo.

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Daybed Baby @daybedbaby.bsky.social · 29/12/2025

Ranch

Steel Rat Gamer @steelrat.bsky.social · 27/12/2025

Chedder Cheese sauce #Wisconsin

GreenFoxDoesThings @greenfoxdoesthings.bsky.social · 29/12/2025

bacon grease 🔥

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🇨🇦 ʀᴀᴡ-ɢɪɴ (￣。￣)～ｚｚｚ🏳️‍🌈 @rajanomaly.bsky.social · 27/12/2025

tartar sauce

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3 Dog Dad @3dogdad.bsky.social · 29/12/2025

Barbecue sauce, even if ketchup is available.

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Nathalie @spacedlaw.bsky.social · 29/12/2025

Salt. Pepper.

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Mr. Handsome Boy @kaiten9653.bsky.social · 29/12/2025

Malt Vinegar. Only a monster would put ketchup on seasoned fries, anyway

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Network Jack: Plumber For A Series Of Tubes @networkjack.bsky.allsystems.fail · 29/12/2025

BBQ sauce. In fact if you drip some BBQ sauce in a container with fries you can shake it and eat it with a fork.

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Railedo Roadsato @railedoroadsato2.bsky.social · 31/12/2025

Red pepper flakes

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x MadU x @xmadux.bsky.social · 29/12/2025

Zaatar or paprika.

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❄️Icy Bitch of the North🌨 @musictwig.bsky.social · 26/12/2025

Honey dill sauce

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Cersei Trannister 🏳️‍⚧️🏴‍☠️🦋 @qadishtujessica.inanna.app · 29/12/2025

bbq sauce

magnushanninen.bsky.social @magnushanninen.bsky.social · 29/12/2025

Mayo mixed with English mustard.

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ShanTheGamer21 @shanthegamer21.bsky.social · 29/12/2025

Honey Mustard

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Sia @sia.lizzer.fyi · 29/12/2025

A bit of salt.

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Witchy Witchy Gabey Casts A Spelly On You @gabepuratekuta.bsky.social · 29/12/2025

Fries are for dipping into milkshakes.

SpryOldLorax @spryoldlorax.bsky.social · 26/12/2025

Mayo, for sure. Hell, even if ketchup WAS available, I'd put mayo on them.

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Dogz @dogzrbarkn.bsky.social · 29/12/2025

Pepper and malt vinegar

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ipuppy @bjtetreault.bsky.social · 30/12/2025

Eschew ketchup altogether- mustard for the win

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Melissa Atwell @melissaatwell.bsky.social · 29/12/2025

Poutine

LaPlace’s OTHER demon @ncalcote.bsky.social · 30/12/2025

Black pepper, malt vinegar, mayo, brown gravy, hot sauce, cheese sauce, I hardly ever use ketchup, especially American ketchup, it’s too sugary

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Delia Remington (She/Her) @therealdelia.eurosky.social · 29/12/2025

Curry mayo.

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ExhibMike @itsmike303.bsky.social · 30/12/2025

Nothing on the fries, but ranch for dipping

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a hideous thing @ahideousthing.bsky.social · 29/12/2025

Malt vinegar, pepper and HP Sauce: no ketchup, thank you.

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Bruno Rodrigues @brodriguesco.bsky.social · 29/12/2025

mayo

Victorious Boo @victoriousbleue.bsky.social · 30/12/2025

Whatever’s available Mustard Aioli BBQ sauce Worcestershire Steak sauce Chili crisp Gochujang Ranch Bleu cheese Malt vinegar Lemon Remoulade Onion jam Chutney Curry It’s all good If the fries are good enough sometimes they need nothing but salt & pepper

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🐠🏳️‍⚧️EgoRenegader♂️[HE/HIM] @kekikaku.bsky.social · 26/12/2025

sua

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🦂 Scorpiono (10/24) ♏️: GO, HOOSIERS!! 🏈 @scorpiono.blacksky.app · 29/12/2025

Mustard & hot sauce

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Olivier Gechter @ogechter.bsky.social · 29/12/2025

Ketchup should be forbidden and french mustard should be mandatory

Lou is typing... @louisonlouizic.bsky.social · 29/12/2025

Would never eat ketchup. Sriracha only

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Hamiltwan @hamiltwan.bsky.social · 30/12/2025

These teeth

Selyne 🔥 @selynef.bsky.social · 29/12/2025

Sauce Andalouse.

Keith Devereux @keithdevereux.bsky.social · 29/12/2025

Curry sauce, from a little polystyrene pot.

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Yamchump36 @yamchump36.bsky.social · 29/12/2025

Nothing, because fries are already perfect and adding a condiment just completely overpowers the flavor of the fries themselves

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rouxls kaard fucker @thecartooncrevice.bsky.social · 30/12/2025

can't go wrong with barbecue

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Plug McSassy @sj.gg · 27/12/2025

CURRY

Justin White @jwhite.bsky.social · 30/12/2025

Mayo like the Dutch do it.

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Martin Z.ombie @pxtl.ca · 27/12/2025

If there's a flavored mayo available like tartar sauce or aioli, use that that. Not plain mayo though. Plan B is malt vinegar, salt, pepper, and every spice in arm's reach.

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Sean Gallagher @thepacketrat.net · 29/12/2025

Sriracha. Or maybe malt vinegar. Or Old Bay. Or…what is available?

g4democracy.bsky.social @g4democracy.bsky.social · 27/12/2025

Franks Red Hot Buffalo wing sauce

Billy Yanq @williamyank.bsky.social · 29/12/2025

Mayo

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kulbreez @llangford.bsky.social · 29/12/2025

GOD I FUCKING HATE MAYO

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kulbreez @llangford.bsky.social · 29/12/2025

Milkshake

Dots and Lines @dotsandlines.bsky.social · 29/12/2025

Those look like decent fries, so nothing. If I'm wrong and they're dry and bland, then sriracha if I can, or mustard if I'm working with standard burger-and-fries-place condiments.