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All-Devouring* Scourge of Terra (Mrs.) @martianempress.bsky.social · 51m

Hmm. Does anybody out there know how to do phonetic transcription in IPA, or have an MA or better in Linguistics? I might have a job lead (and I get referral bonuses). Hit me up in DMs.

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KT hangs garian goulash @kinkyturtle.bsky.social · 9h

I saw "Forgotten Island" today and it was AWESOME and HILARIOUS! Apparently it did poorly at something called "the box office on opening weekend", so HEY EVERYBODY go see it!

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KT hangs garian goulash @kinkyturtle.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Idea: a music streaming service that converts all songs into bagpipe music. I call it... Scotify.

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KT hangs garian goulash @kinkyturtle.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Mr. Hulot's Holiday. It's not even French-speaking.

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KT hangs garian goulash @kinkyturtle.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

If all of humanity lived on a tiny, barren asteroid and invented space travel as fast as they could so they could get the heck off of it: <CaptainKirk> Space... the first frontier.

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KT hangs garian goulash @kinkyturtle.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

If you're at a wedding and you hate the people getting married, you should do the vaudeville thing and throw rotten rice.

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KT hangs garian goulash @kinkyturtle.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

You fools! Don't you realize?? A.I. stands for Adolf 'Itler!

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KT hangs garian goulash @kinkyturtle.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

LOL Go here: www.lonite.com/education/fu... and scroll down to "Traditional Burial" and look at the photo. "A typical example of a traditional cemetery burial" It's typical all right! Everybody's grieving except the nephew who doesn't give a crap and is on his phone.

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The Funeral Process Explained: What to Do When a Loved One Passes Away

Losing a loved one is sometimes unexpected and terrifying, but it’s all part of life’s complex design that we must inevitably prepare for.

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KT hangs garian goulash @kinkyturtle.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Misspelling "roommates" as "roomates" makes me envision two people who live together in a kangaroo's pouch.

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KT hangs garian goulash @kinkyturtle.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Feminize a band name Elton Jane Women Without Hats Big Bad Voodoo Mommy They Might Be Giantesses

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KT hangs garian goulash @kinkyturtle.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Masculinize a band Björk no wait, let me finish Björk Guðmundsson Princess Mere Ubu Scissor Brothers

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KT hangs garian goulash @kinkyturtle.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Robocop. I saw it with a bunch of freshmen at Rice University. But I got tired of sitting on a sheet on the hard concrete, so I got up and sat in the car with the window down. When the movie was over, I discovered I was in the wrong car!

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KT hangs garian goulash @kinkyturtle.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

recipe website: this recipe is really easy and quick me: liar

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Notorious B.A.Bs @babsiwuff.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

SOLDIERS!!! #BABSTREAM IS NOW!!! GO GO GO GO GO!! picarto.tv/Babstream #GETDAT

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Picarto: The World's Best Creative Live Streaming Service

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KT hangs garian goulash @kinkyturtle.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

KNOW YER GOD 6 facts about God: 1. God possesses the side of a ship. 2. Agnes Moorehead is God. 3. God says: Fritz Welch is cool. 4. Jesus is a raisin. 5. Only God can make a tree. But conversely, only a tree can make God.

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KT hangs garian goulash @kinkyturtle.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

I wrote a song about the opposite situation, where someone quits being a beekeeper. I titled it, "I'm a Bee Leaver".

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KT hangs garian goulash @kinkyturtle.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

When I mention "Claude" you can assume I'm talking about Claude from Mombasa. www.youtube.com/watch?v=Aa4b...

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Congo (7/9) Movie CLIP - That's an Unusual Name (1995) HD

YouTube video by Movieclips

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KT hangs garian goulash @kinkyturtle.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

The Yellow Roosevelt Avenue leaf overturned The ardor of arboreality is an adventure we have spurned, we've spurned A new leaf overturned It's a new leaf overturned (TMBG, "Cowtown")

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KT hangs garian goulash @kinkyturtle.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Ahahaha. I was wondering, who is this guy who is pictured on a century-old deck of Nintendo hanafuda cards and looks like Napoleon? I'm gonna call him Napoleon till I find out different! So I did some research. Turns out, he is Napoleon! I feel a little silly... but not much because I was right!

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KT hangs garian goulash @kinkyturtle.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Notice how all the Looney Tunes characters keep trying to catch and eat each other? Wile E. Coyote tries to eat the Roadrunner, Sylvester tries to eat Tweety, Elmer Fudd tries to eat Porky, Bugs Bunny tries to eat Daffy, and Yosemite Sam & Pepe le Pew keep trying to eat each other.

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KT hangs garian goulash @kinkyturtle.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Michelle, ma belle Sont des mots qui vont très bien ensemble, très bien ensemble.

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Firr @firr.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

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KT hangs garian goulash @kinkyturtle.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

Ahh, good ol' Jacko. Whatever happened to him?

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KT hangs garian goulash @kinkyturtle.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

Depluralize a movie: The Hour 1 Hour 1 Hour 1 Day Later 1 Year Later The Other The One Samurai Hopper Hidden Figure Spy Like Me The Peanut Movie The Mitchell vs. The Machine The Aristocrat The Aristocat Captain Phillip Clerk Mano: The Hand of Fate part: the clonus horror

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KT hangs garian goulash @kinkyturtle.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

This gives us a good joke in "Coyote vs. ACME". The Tasmanian Devil is in the witness box, spinning, jabbering and razzing in his usual manner, and the stenographer is somehow taking it all down, unflappably, on her transcription machine.

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KT hangs garian goulash @kinkyturtle.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

How did people listen to juke before the jukebox was invented? I can't quite picture the family gathered around the parlor piano whilst Father plays his favorite jukes.

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KT hangs garian goulash @kinkyturtle.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

I turn on the radio and people keep telling me they love me — Celine Dion, Avril Lavigne, the Beatles, Dolly Parton, Whitney Houston, Stevie Wonder, Amy Grant, Diana Ross, Cole Porter — but they never come to my house!

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KT hangs garian goulash @kinkyturtle.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

I feel like hearkening again. In this case, hearkening back to the days when people would bring their rotten produce to the theatre to throw at the stage in case the show sucked. Remember those days? They were weird.

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KT hangs garian goulash @kinkyturtle.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

BTW, I'm wondering how he eats and breathes, and other science facts.

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KT hangs garian goulash @kinkyturtle.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

That's even better than the time they had two consecutive categories titled "Five Jeffs" and "Yeah, We Saw It On The Internet".

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KT hangs garian goulash @kinkyturtle.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

From Wikipedia: "Drawn butter is melted butter, often served as a sauce for steamed seafood. Some cooks restrict the term to clarified butter, while others insist that it should not be clarified." "What do you mean by drawn butter?" "I mean DRAWN BUTTER, dammit!"

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KT hangs garian goulash @kinkyturtle.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Keep the windshield dry So I can fix the rock chip Do I hear thunder?

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KT hangs garian goulash @kinkyturtle.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

How to make a Denver omelette: Step 1: Butter the skillet, using whichever shape of butter you prefer. Here in Denver, there are two!

A butter dish containing two sticks of butter: a thick stubby Western one, and a slim eastern Elgin one.

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KT hangs garian goulash @kinkyturtle.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

Not exactly the wrong *film*, but Frank Sinatra (Nathan Detroit) and Marlon Brando (Sky Masterson) really really REALLY should have been cast in each other's roles in "Guys & Dolls" (1955).

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KT hangs garian goulash @kinkyturtle.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

I'm going to make everyone mad by creating an app called "This Video's Sponsor".

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HearthFox ΘΔ @hearthfox.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

They’re not allowed to move

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Eltonpot Toons @eltonpot.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

Here's a closer look at the trio (from left to right): Amy Squirrel, Sabrina Skunk (OCs by @ericwschwartz.bsky.social) and Zig Zag (OC by @maxblackrabbit.bsky.social) The whole comic series can be found at: sabrina-online.com

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Olaf Falafel @ofalafel.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

The Pearl With The Girl Earring

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Beeton Nukicoon @beetonraccoon.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

I very rarely see a movie in theaters 3 or 4 times. Last movie I saw 3 times was Zootopia 2. Coyote vs. Acme is most likely the first movie I have seen in theaters a total of 4 times. It's THAT good.

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KT hangs garian goulash @kinkyturtle.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

Remember in "Duck Amuck" when Daffy calls the unseen animator who's messing with him a "slop artist"? That hits a bit different today.

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Anthony Etherin @anthonyetherin.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

SUN GOD (Palindrome) In a cosmos, Sol buoys all. As you blossom, so can I.

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KT hangs garian goulash @kinkyturtle.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

"STOP! Who approacheth the Bridge of Death must answer me these questions three, ere the other side he see! WHAT... is your name?" "Sir ChatGPT." "WHAT is your quest?" "I seek the Holy Grail." "WHAT is the number of R's in strawberry?" "One. No, twoOOOooo..." [falls into the Gorge of Eternal Peril]

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