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🌏🐶🦕🥳 Vegetable Gremlin ⍼​👻🥦💥🏠♫

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YPHIMBY has pronouns 我用劳动换取资本,用快乐换取快乐 I am in fact verifiably fun at parties @vegetablegremlin@jorts.horse ⓘ This account leave a the spaghett in a the alley and like a to watch the dogs kiss

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🌏🐶🦕🥳 Vegetable Gremlin ⍼​👻🥦💥🏠♫ @vegetablegremlin.bsky.social · 2h
pregnant elsa and spiman for merrill lynch
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🌏🐶🦕🥳 Vegetable Gremlin ⍼​👻🥦💥🏠♫ @vegetablegremlin.bsky.social · 3h
"this is the end" is not a good movie BUT it is fun knowing jay baruchel genuinely hated jonah hill and everything he said about him was stuff he said irl and then furthermore wound up being totally right about
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🌏🐶🦕🥳 Vegetable Gremlin ⍼​👻🥦💥🏠♫ @vegetablegremlin.bsky.social · 10h
apple and microsoft have pretty much abandoned further development of the desktop, and while linux has its own innovations in this space theyre features linux users would enjoy ie freak shit
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🌏🐶🦕🥳 Vegetable Gremlin ⍼​👻🥦💥🏠♫ @vegetablegremlin.bsky.social · 11h
appreciating the soundproofing in this building because josh johnson drops his tuesday night specials late so i wind up watching them after midnight
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Ham Roids 🎃 @anarchymarshmallow.bsky.social · 13h
Muted every word I could think of that might bring up the case and those horrible men. Forgot to include plural versions of the words but I got that now. Survivors, try to take breaks and be extra gentle with yourself. Take care of yourselves.
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🌏🐶🦕🥳 Vegetable Gremlin ⍼​👻🥦💥🏠♫ @vegetablegremlin.bsky.social · 12h
this is one of those times from history where you will need to explain to your grandkids why you weren't arrested
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🌏🐶🦕🥳 Vegetable Gremlin ⍼​👻🥦💥🏠♫ @vegetablegremlin.bsky.social · 12h
its sad that pop kvltvr has moved well on from those 2010 days without enough people really getting into rye rye youtu.be/udRWDSU_iVM
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RYE RYE - HARDCORE GIRLS
YouTube video by Director: Liza Minou Morberg
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🌏🐶🦕🥳 Vegetable Gremlin ⍼​👻🥦💥🏠♫ @vegetablegremlin.bsky.social · 12h
it's "funny" keepin an eye out for subtle racism in your self and your surroundings to interrogate and challenge and then you meet someone who just moved here from indiana and its like oh
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🌏🐶🦕🥳 Vegetable Gremlin ⍼​👻🥦💥🏠♫ @vegetablegremlin.bsky.social · 12h
put this in today
the combo ipod/phone charging crafle in the car
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Piper Furiosa 🇵🇸🏴🌲🏴‍☠️ @piperfuriosa.bsky.social · 15h
It's very important that none of us share her name. Not even in "awareness" of what has been done to her. Not in sharing images of her doxxing. She's Jane Doe unless *she* chooses not to be. Then, we pursue vengeance against all rapists & their enablers until none of them are fucking left.
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🌏🐶🦕🥳 Vegetable Gremlin ⍼​👻🥦💥🏠♫ @vegetablegremlin.bsky.social · 15h
your neighborhood is using too much water on greenery, and would benefit from a datacenter
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🌏🐶🦕🥳 Vegetable Gremlin ⍼​👻🥦💥🏠♫ @vegetablegremlin.bsky.social · 16h
digger seems to be doing that Funny Games thing where it admonishes the audience for going to see that sort of thing. well jokes on you i will simply not go to see that sort of thing.
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🌏🐶🦕🥳 Vegetable Gremlin ⍼​👻🥦💥🏠♫ @vegetablegremlin.bsky.social · 16h
coming up with a blanket term for popular psychology truisms that people invoke Smartly™ despite their failure to be reproducable / egregious problems in the methodology: stanford prison experiment, bystander effect, marshmallow test, etc. Callin it the dunning-kruger effect effect
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🌏🐶🦕🥳 Vegetable Gremlin ⍼​👻🥦💥🏠♫ @vegetablegremlin.bsky.social · 16h
everyone who invokes the dunning-kruger effect overestimates their understanding of the dunning-kruger effect and lacks the tools to self-assess that
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Spooky Sara (Endless Halloween🪦) @pashion.bsky.social · 27/08/2024
Meme of girls going back in time they say "im your Granddaughter" response "really" and then me with time machine I'm a wizard  and I state "hello , Art Bell, I am a time traveler. " Art Bell says "Yes caller you are on the air" Coast to coast  radio show meme
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🌏🐶🦕🥳 Vegetable Gremlin ⍼​👻🥦💥🏠♫ @vegetablegremlin.bsky.social · 16h
probably the same reason parenthood feels so impossible for everyone else who has to actually do it
"I can't be the mum I want to be": why does parenthood feel so impossible for millennial mothers?
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🌏🐶🦕🥳 Vegetable Gremlin ⍼​👻🥦💥🏠♫ @vegetablegremlin.bsky.social · 16h
we think of ernie as bein the mischiefmaker, but really he keeps bert from being stuck in his own head too much and on an even keel
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🌏🐶🦕🥳 Vegetable Gremlin ⍼​👻🥦💥🏠♫ @vegetablegremlin.bsky.social · 18h
godzilla is known for being quite heavy
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🌏🐶🦕🥳 Vegetable Gremlin ⍼​👻🥦💥🏠♫ @vegetablegremlin.bsky.social · 20h
what the fuck ever
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The Bulwark proposes that Nolan's Trojan Horse Is Actually an Atomic Bomb Metaphor
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🌏🐶🦕🥳 Vegetable Gremlin ⍼​👻🥦💥🏠♫ @vegetablegremlin.bsky.social · 20h
it's weird, how every website is blocking everything about the musk doc, when they don't even like him. nobody likes him. he doesn't even like him.
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🌏🐶🦕🥳 Vegetable Gremlin ⍼​👻🥦💥🏠♫ @vegetablegremlin.bsky.social · 20h
perhaps neurotypical/neurodivergent is not a very useful framework in a world where tetris is one of the most successful games in history
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🌏🐶🦕🥳 Vegetable Gremlin ⍼​👻🥦💥🏠♫ @vegetablegremlin.bsky.social · 20h
people say superman is boring but think about maintaining a belief in responsibility to others while also refusing the corruptions of power over others while constantly having to deal with this shit
guy in a santa suit: better yet, i'll use these THUNDER-BIRD WINGS and be a real "flying santa!"

superman around a corner eavesdropping, thinking to himself: I—I knew it!
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🌏🐶🦕🥳 Vegetable Gremlin ⍼​👻🥦💥🏠♫ @vegetablegremlin.bsky.social · 21h
muse can only be understood as the end product of a creative process mostly beginning and ending with "you love this shit you fuckin piggies" and like basically everything facebook has ever done since its launch, the piggies do not love it
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🌏🐶🦕🥳 Vegetable Gremlin ⍼​👻🥦💥🏠♫ @vegetablegremlin.bsky.social · 21h
discover our new genre: indie techastronaut points a gun at another astronaut and says "always has been."
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🌏🐶🦕🥳 Vegetable Gremlin ⍼​👻🥦💥🏠♫ @vegetablegremlin.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
oh very good at long last someone is willing to take the universally-beloved Don't Look Up down a peg maybe some satires are getting more overt and screaming because shit is real real bad and nobody's doing anything about it
In some ways, therefore, one could interpret “Digger” as Iñárritu’s critique of movies like “Don’t Look Up,” smug works that self-righteously proclaim the exactitude of their political satire without any discernible complications. Moreover, he seems to interrogate the spectatorship behind such works: the way we want our anger reflected back at us in art, a kind of literalism that rarely grapples complexly with the roots of our frustrations and is even less often actually funny.
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🌏🐶🦕🥳 Vegetable Gremlin ⍼​👻🥦💥🏠♫ @vegetablegremlin.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
thinkin bout that stupid ass Rolling Stone article and realizing reactionaries have moved into the hipster space of oh my god youve never heard of [ so and so ] ????
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🌏🐶🦕🥳 Vegetable Gremlin ⍼​👻🥦💥🏠♫ @vegetablegremlin.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
cbs show The Jeff Dozen you've never heard of pulls 6 million viewers a week and is on season 11
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🌏🐶🦕🥳 Vegetable Gremlin ⍼​👻🥦💥🏠♫ @vegetablegremlin.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
swanboy (dressed smartly): it's actually a flex when we do that. when we get more stupider.
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🌏🐶🦕🥳 Vegetable Gremlin ⍼​👻🥦💥🏠♫ @vegetablegremlin.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
i invited a friend over to watch a girl walks home alone at night and i hope this happens because i want to share one of the most beautiful and terrifying films ive ever seen
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🌏🐶🦕🥳 Vegetable Gremlin ⍼​👻🥦💥🏠♫ @vegetablegremlin.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
thinking about those "we're literally talking about the two of you" creeps talking about their biggest fear being making women uncomfortable as i confess to myself the pride i feel in making guys uncomfortable
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🌏🐶🦕🥳 Vegetable Gremlin ⍼​👻🥦💥🏠♫ @vegetablegremlin.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
static.klipy.com
Lego Unikitty: Business Numbers
Alt: Lego Unikitty: Business Numbersprincess unikitty says business
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🌏🐶🦕🥳 Vegetable Gremlin ⍼​👻🥦💥🏠♫ @vegetablegremlin.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
this is just bribes
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🌏🐶🦕🥳 Vegetable Gremlin ⍼​👻🥦💥🏠♫ @vegetablegremlin.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
that horse is right
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🌏🐶🦕🥳 Vegetable Gremlin ⍼​👻🥦💥🏠♫ @vegetablegremlin.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
also: make some fuckin noise
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🌏🐶🦕🥳 Vegetable Gremlin ⍼​👻🥦💥🏠♫ @vegetablegremlin.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
rewatching widow's bay and i enjoy horror and all but my god mayor tom having any interaction is just too much for me
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🌏🐶🦕🥳 Vegetable Gremlin ⍼​👻🥦💥🏠♫ @vegetablegremlin.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
really enjoying these iterative designs (little charging docks)
3D printed charging/sync docs for: 
innioasis y1 ipod clone 
unihertz titan 2 elite blackberry knockoff
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🌏🐶🦕🥳 Vegetable Gremlin ⍼​👻🥦💥🏠♫ @vegetablegremlin.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
the cornell shit also should be viewed in the context of years of vilifying and rolling back title ix stuff imo
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🌏🐶🦕🥳 Vegetable Gremlin ⍼​👻🥦💥🏠♫ @vegetablegremlin.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
has the "keeping women safe" gang had much to say about the current situation
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🌏🐶🦕🥳 Vegetable Gremlin ⍼​👻🥦💥🏠♫ @vegetablegremlin.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
he knows how to win so hard that dems lost over one thousand seats while he was in the WH
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🌏🐶🦕🥳 Vegetable Gremlin ⍼​👻🥦💥🏠♫ @vegetablegremlin.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
don't say that! goonies never say die! jesus christ mike this is my wife we're talking about. but fine, andy had a reverse birthday and her reverse birthday party is on saturday.
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🌏🐶🦕🥳 Vegetable Gremlin ⍼​👻🥦💥🏠♫ @vegetablegremlin.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
its weird when people ask how i get my protein considering every foodstuff is insanely proteinmaxed anymore
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🌏🐶🦕🥳 Vegetable Gremlin ⍼​👻🥦💥🏠♫ @vegetablegremlin.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
this is definitely what you do when you still have good movie ideas
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🌏🐶🦕🥳 Vegetable Gremlin ⍼​👻🥦💥🏠♫ @vegetablegremlin.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
you already got 37 convictions and couldn't be bothered to get around to sentencing, nobody believes you
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🌏🐶🦕🥳 Vegetable Gremlin ⍼​👻🥦💥🏠♫ @vegetablegremlin.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
lookin at this thinkin the t-1000 starts to look pretty haggard if it goes too long without a reboot
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🌏🐶🦕🥳 Vegetable Gremlin ⍼​👻🥦💥🏠♫ @vegetablegremlin.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
reiterating my point from the convo this weekend, friend was like i wish i always had the right thing to say in my back pocket like you do and im like, you dont need many of em, just bust out a quick "that's fucked up"
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🌏🐶🦕🥳 Vegetable Gremlin ⍼​👻🥦💥🏠♫ @vegetablegremlin.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
growling, snarling, keeping people away from the veggie burgers at the store now that beef is too expensive
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🌏🐶🦕🥳 Vegetable Gremlin ⍼​👻🥦💥🏠♫ @vegetablegremlin.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
"conservatives are closeted gays" should be left in the mid-2000s. while often true it also illuminates nothing, and the current clatch of sci fi fascist villains show that coming out doesn't fix it, and also kinda takes the heat off the fascist straights its some "no immortal science" shit
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🌏🐶🦕🥳 Vegetable Gremlin ⍼​👻🥦💥🏠♫ @vegetablegremlin.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
wound up selling a friend on the virtues of being a bitch not to be confused with mean girl shit
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🌏🐶🦕🥳 Vegetable Gremlin ⍼​👻🥦💥🏠♫ @vegetablegremlin.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
wapo manages to suggest there is a hidden dark side to a nazi troll twitch stream
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🌏🐶🦕🥳 Vegetable Gremlin ⍼​👻🥦💥🏠♫ @vegetablegremlin.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
tune in for the heated rivalry
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