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Skibidi Rat

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Eric Columbus @ericcolumbus.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
So about that Natalie: www.nytimes.com/2024/11/25/u...
In 2023, Ms. Harp sent a series of letters to Mr.
Trump that unnerved people around him, according to a half-dozen people with knowledge of them."You are all that matters to me," she wrote in one of the letters, which were seen by The New York Times. The letters' authenticity was confirmed by two people with direct knowledge of them.
"I don't ever want to let you down," Ms. Harp wrote, thanking Mr. Trump for being her
"Guardian and Protector in this Life."
In another letter, she told Mr. Trump that she wanted to get back to "that synergy" she used to have with him, where "we'd talk about everything and nothing."
"I want to bring you joy," she wrote, "to feel like we can get through a day without ever having to talk 'work."
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The Volatile Mermaid @ohnoshetwitnt.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Jeanine Pirro is a DUI hire.
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Mike Goodman @themlg.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Spain just set the record for fewest goals allowed by a World Cup champion while playing the most World Cup games of any World Cup champion.
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Dr. Jeroen W.P. Wijnendaele @drdragases.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
I am once again begging Hollywood to stop using the Greek alphabet for an Ancient World movie, if they can't afford to even throw a couple of quid at anyone with an inkling of the language. Unless they really think audiences are dying to see THS THDPSSSSPS
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The Onion @theonion.com · 03/07/2026
Scientists Successfully Teach Gorilla It Will Die Someday
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NY Times Pitchbot @nytpitchbot.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
CNN, CBS, the Wall Street Journal, the Washington Post, Facebook, Twitter, and Roku are all owned by Trump-loving billionaires. Here’s why the media has a liberal bias.
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Skibidi Rat @uppityrat.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
JD Vance, Communion: Finding My Way Back to Faith, pages 86-87.
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NY Times Pitchbot @nytpitchbot.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
“I’m Kid Rock.” “I’m Naomi Wolf.” “I’m Kanye West.” “I’m Matt Taibbi.” “I’m Catturd. Those stories, plus Rob Schneider, tonight on 60 Minutes.”
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Maggie Serota @maggieserota.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
If I were an action hero, this is what I’d say to the bad guy before the kill shot.
Screenshot from the paywall on a Wired article that reads: “You’ve read your last free article.”
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Asawin Suebsaeng @swin24.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
Imagine missing your own son’s wedding so you could go surrender to Iran
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Chris Murphy @chrismurphyct.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
Morning everyone. Do you know that your President just exempted himself, his family, and all his family's companies from our tax laws? You are subject to the law. Now he is not. No one should not pretend this is okay or normal. It's an ongoing constitutional crisis.
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Jess Calarco @jessicacalarco.com · 20/05/2026
I'm not a plumber. But I'm pretty sure that's not how sinks work.
US Department of Education Facebook post saying SKILLS THAT PAY OFF, showing an AI image of a White man and a brown-skinned woman wearing blue coveralls and tool belts. He's pointing off into the distance and she's working on a sink that has way too many exposed copper pipes in all the wrong places
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Eric Haywood @erichaywood.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
Screenshot of my 5/8/26 post: “Might be time to retire the phrase “They’re saying the quiet part out loud” because there’s no longer a quiet part”
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𝕊𝕦𝕟𝕕𝕒𝕖 𝔾𝕦𝕣𝕝 @sundaedivine.lol · 11/05/2026
When you accidentally hit “free roam mode” on your Roomba.
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Skibidi Rat @uppityrat.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
Trump and Epstein are like two peds in a pod.
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Molly Knight @mollyknight.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
Dustin May wearing #3 and pitching on May 3rd is incredible.
It’s May 3rd
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Dare Obasanjo @carnage4life.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
It’s wild that the same media that couldn’t stop talking about inflation under Biden or signs of his mental decline are quiet AF now gas prices are close to $6 in my home city and the president’s bragging about passing a test where he was asked to recognize a picture of a bear.
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Kyle Griffin @kylegriffin1.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
The nationwide average price for a gallon of regular gas is $4.30. That's up 7¢ from yesterday. Up nearly 30¢ in a week. Up over a dollar in the last year, according to AAA.
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Grudgie the Wail @grudgie.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
JUST LOOK AT THIS FUCKING CORRUPT BULLSHIT
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Kevin Erdmann @kevinerdmann.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
Holy crap, guys. His approval rating is down 300%.
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Greg Daly @gregdaly.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
Folks, I think the word we want here is “Vansplaining”.
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NY Times Pitchbot @nytpitchbot.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
America should be a Godly nation, guided by Christian religious leaders. Here's why Pope Leo needs to stay out of politics.
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Tim O’Brien @timobrien.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
"In fact, immigrants—including undocumented immigrants—are less likely to commit crimes than the U.S.-born. This is true at the national, state, county, and neighborhood levels, and for both violent and non-violent crime." www.americanimmigrationcouncil.org/fact-sheet/d...
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
Everyone please welcome CBS News Immigration Analyst Viktor Orban.
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slate @pleasebegneiss.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
jd vance negotiating with Iran
jd vance at the donut shop saying “just whatever makes sense”
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Chris Ingraham @cingraham.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
Current status of the Strait of Hormuz dispute
In Bruges scene where Colin Farrell is pointing a gun at his head and Brendon Gleeson is also pointing a gun at Colin Farrell's head
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Jasmine 🌌🔭 @astrojaz.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
okay i change my mind, THIS is one of the best and most beautiful images from artemis ii
The top part of the Moon is illuminated. The gray cratered surface stands out against the blackness of space. The Earth appears in the far distance as an upside-down crescent moon shape. There is some lens flare in the top part and center of the image. Credit: NASA
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Toby Earle 🇺🇦 @tobyontv.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
was that Melania speech one of Iran’s demands
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Hadas Weiss @hadas.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
europeans when asked to help unblock the strait of hormuz
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The Onion @theonion.com · 13/03/2026
Pete Hegseth Questions What Girls Were Doing In School To Begin With theonion.com/pete-hegseth-questions…
Pete Hegseth Questions 
What Girls Were Doing 
In School To Begin With
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Carl Quintanilla @carlquintanilla.bsky.social · 11/03/2026
(Reuters) - U.S. intelligence indicates that Iran's leadership is still largely intact and is not at risk of collapse any time soon after nearly two weeks of relentless U.S. and Israeli bombardment, according to three sources familiar with the matter. uk.news.yahoo.com/exclusive-us...
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Dare Obasanjo @carnage4life.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
There’s never enough money to forgive student loans or give people healthcare but always money to drop bombs on brown people.
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Skibidi Rat @uppityrat.bsky.social · 09/03/2026
Harry Enten thinks he’s 1996 Vince Vaughn. Sadly, he’s just 2026 Harry Enten.
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doom boy @doomboy.bsky.social · 09/03/2026
love how we killed the old, frail anti-nuke ayatollah just to have him replaced with his young, healthy son who wants nukes and who just had his father, mother, wife, and child murdered on the same day by his mortal enemy. surely this will bring peace to the region
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Rep. Melanie Stansbury (NM-01) @repstansbury.bsky.social · 06/03/2026
🚨FBI Interviews of Epstein/Trump accuser.🚨 Read for yourself. Time to subpoena Trump. ⬇️ www.justice.gov/epstein/file... www.justice.gov/epstein/file... www.justice.gov/epstein/file... www.justice.gov/epstein/file...
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southpaw @nycsouthpaw.bsky.social · 02/03/2026
“So successful”
Jonathan Karl: Pres Trump told me tonight the US had identified possible candidates to take over Iran, but they were killed in the initial attack.
"The attack was so successful it knocked out most of the candidates," Trump told me. "It's not going to be anybody that we were thinking of because they are all dead. Second or third place is dead."
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The Onion @theonion.com · 20/02/2026
“Roll up the windows, park in a sunny spot, and let the sun do its magic—in a couple hours, your baby will have all the toxins flushed from its system,” Health and Human Services Secretary Robert F. Kennedy Jr.
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RFK Jr.: ‘Time In Hot Cars Helps Babies To Sweat Out Toxins’
WASHINGTON—In a new claim challenging traditional pediatric norms regarding infant safety, Health and Human Services Secretary Robert F. Kennedy Jr. announced Tuesday that being left in a hot car coul...
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Julie K. Brown @jkbjournalist.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
Breaking: Trump told Palm Beach police chief 'everyone' knew about Epstein and 'evil' Maxwell www.miamiherald.com/news/politic...
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Trump told Palm Beach police chief ‘everyone’ knew about Epstein, Maxwell was ‘evil’
The new information comes as Ghislaine Maxwell was summoned to appear Monday before a Congressional committee.
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Joe Sonka 😐 @joesonka.lpm.org · 06/02/2026
The Republican Party of Kentucky last October condemned a local county party for posting the same Obama video that Trump shared on his account last night.
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Laleh Khalili @lalehkhalili.bsky.social · 31/01/2026
The director of Melania movie
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Skibidi Rat @uppityrat.bsky.social · 27/01/2026
CNN is reporting that Alex Pretti had a previous confrontation with ICE. Five agents tackled him, resulting in a broken rib. This may help explain why Pretti armed himself on the day he was shot. www.cnn.com/2026/01/27/u...
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Alex Pretti was in earlier confrontation with federal agents who tackled him, broke his rib, sources say | CNN
Federal immigration officials have been collecting information on protesters and agitators, sources told CNN.
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Kyle Cheney @kyledcheney.bsky.social · 27/01/2026
👀 Judge Schlitz, the chief federal judge in Minnesota, has ordered the head of ICE, Todd Lyons, to appeal personally in court Friday and threatened him with contempt for the agency’s repeated violation of court orders. “The court’s patience is at an end.” storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us...
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Maria Langholz @marialangholz.bsky.social · 26/01/2026
pretty wild statement re: Republican Chris Madel drop from race for MN governor: "Saying he cannot support the national GOP's 'stated retribution on citizens of our state, nor can I count myself a member of a party that would do so."
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 25/01/2026
Walz: "To Americans who are watching this, I've got a question for you: What side do you want to be on? The side of an all powerful federal govt that can kill, injury, menace, & kidnap its citizens off the streets? Or on the side of a nurse at the VA hospital who died bearing witness to such govt?"
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 25/01/2026
Walz: "I don't care if you are conservative are flying a Donald Trump flag, a libertarian 'Don't Treat on Me,' a Democratic Socialist -- this an inflection point. If we cannot all agree that the smearing of a citizen and besmirching everything they stood for -- someone has to be accountable."
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Skibidi Rat @uppityrat.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
Dana Bash is doing a great job interviewing Greg Bovino, and his answers are completely insane. He keeps accusing Alex Pretti of assaulting the border patrol even though there is no evidence that he did.
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Scott Horton @robertscotthorton.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
If you're living somewhere outside the USA, one thing you can do is pressure your leaders to boycott World Cup and Olympic events here.
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Jay Willis @jaywillis.net · 24/01/2026
I have spent my entire adult life being lectured by Republican politicians and conservative legal movement types about how important it is to preserve the sacred constitutional right to self-defense of *specifically this person* and then secret police murdered him in the street
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