The Bland Wazoo @zombieboof.bsky.social · 05/09/2026Puma Concolor is a big cat that has 48 names in English alone, earning it the Guinness world record for animal with the most names. These include: puma, cougar, mountain lion, panther, catamount, and deer tiger. 030
The Bland Wazoo @zombieboof.bsky.social · 01/09/2026This is needlessly misleading. It sounds like they're banning date labels on food, but they're actually just replacing "Sell By" with either "Use By" or "Best If Used By". 100
The Bland Wazoo @zombieboof.bsky.social · 29/08/2026Make your favorite film sound as boring as possible without giving away the title: A man slowly but surely goes through all the government departments and procedures necessary to get a playground built. 000
Reposted by The Bland WazooChris Franklin @errant-signal.com · 28/08/2026"Milo got arrested!" "That's good!" "By an unaccountable secret police force" "That's bad" "He supported them, though, so there's delicious irony at play." "That's good!" "But they came for him because fascist power has reached a point where petty infighting can lead to arrests" "That's bad" 966841389
Reposted by The Bland Wazooamy brown 👻 @amybrown.xyz · 27/08/2026did bluesky hear about Miss Teen Indiana’s Garfield costume 4466121565
The Bland Wazoo @zombieboof.bsky.social · 25/08/2026The 5 Simpsons lines I’ve uttered most off the top of my head 1. Filthy, but genuinely arousing. 2. Ladies pinch, whores use rouge. 3. It's a pornography store. I was buying pornography. 4. How many can I put you down for? A lot? Please say a lot, I need this. 5. I hate every ape I see... etc. 010
The Bland Wazoo @zombieboof.bsky.social · 25/08/2026This thing had to be designed, pitched, made, manufactured, worn by a model, photographed by a photographer, posted online, and a bunch of other steps I definitely missed. How the fuck did anyone involved in this not notice ANYTHING wrong with this design during that long, exhaustive process? HOW? 121
The Bland Wazoo @zombieboof.bsky.social · 19/08/2026GTAVI is gonna have a fuel mechanic which is a very innovative addition to a game that's still gonna be less fun than Saints Row. 020
The Bland Wazoo @zombieboof.bsky.social · 13/08/2026Mina The Hollower. The Souls games can get away with being a tad unintuitive because they're designed around working with other players who leave you hints and such. Also, souls-like bosses and 2D top-down Zelda-style combat go together like a rock star and a bag of heroin. 100
The Bland Wazoo @zombieboof.bsky.social · 07/08/2026Does this dude seriously not remember how many people considered George W. Bush the worst president of all time because of that war? How many people rightfully called him out (and still call him out) for being a war criminal? Being less terrible than the Iraq War doesn't make the war in Gaza okay. 100
The Bland Wazoo @zombieboof.bsky.social · 01/08/2026Nirvana did NOT steal the riff from Killing Joke's Eighties. They're completely different riffs that use the same chord progression, something that happens in music CONSTANTLY. 172
The Bland Wazoo @zombieboof.bsky.social · 24/07/2026On January 30, 1989 a man named Kenneth Lamar Noid took a .357 magnum into a Domino's and held the employees hostage because he thought The Noid was created specifically to mock him. He was arrested after the employees successfully escaped whilst he was eating a pizza he had forced them to make. 120
The Bland Wazoo @zombieboof.bsky.social · 24/07/2026Fuck off and then keep fucking off until you can't fuck off anymore. 000
Reposted by The Bland WazooJess @ennui-haver.bsky.social · 23/07/2026like and share if you have ever seen a bug 420072
The Bland Wazoo @zombieboof.bsky.social · 18/07/2026"They're all deformed in some way in their appearance, in their dress, in their mannerism." -a man who looks like that member of The Addams Family that none of them like to talk about. 000
The Bland Wazoo @zombieboof.bsky.social · 16/07/2026Remember when Family Guy used NES gameplay footage from some Youtube videos for a gag and then Fox copyright claimed the original videos? Pepperidge Farms remembers. 072
Reposted by The Bland WazooEmmatyville □ feet @scary-lil-emma.bsky.social · 13/07/2026This is the Amnesty International report on the anti-rights groups. These anti-rights groups have immediately engaged in lawfare to bury this report. *be a shame if people kept sharing it. drive.google.com/file/d/1UggI...drive.google.comReport_-_A_growing_threat__the_anti-rights_movement_in_the_UK_July_2026.pdf 912321155
Reposted by The Bland WazooIan Coldwater 🧊🚫 @lookitup.baby · 10/07/2026FYI, this is malware. If you see this, don’t do this 2437342166
The Bland Wazoo @zombieboof.bsky.social · 08/07/2026Mamdani: "I'm a Muslim and a Socialist" Democrats: "Hell isn't hot enough for scum like you." Platner: "I'm a former Blackwater mercenary, I have a Nazi tattoo, multiple exes have accused me of rape, and the ones that haven't are all afraid of me." Democrats: "Hey man, we've all made mistakes." 000
The Bland Wazoo @zombieboof.bsky.social · 18/06/2026Name a TV show you're positive no one remembers but you Hero 108, a comedy action series based loosely off Water Margin, a Chinese novel from the Ming Dynasty that also inspired Giant Robo: The Animation and Outlaw Star. 020
The Bland Wazoo @zombieboof.bsky.social · 05/06/2026ARPGs (specifically Diablo and games like Diablo) get very boring very fast. They all start off okay, but about halfway through every one I've played, I get bored because I'm basically doing the same thing over and over again with very little (if any) change in strategy or overall difficulty. 230
Reposted by The Bland WazooStandplaats Kraków could really use some cash! @standplaatskrk.pl · 03/06/2026 2430931824
The Bland Wazoo @zombieboof.bsky.social · 16/04/2026On the final season of Chappelle's Show, they show a series of skits Dave didn't feel comfortable releasing called "The Pixies", which were these broad racial stereotypes that sat on your shoulder and taunted you (played by Dave himself). 1/4 100
The Bland Wazoo @zombieboof.bsky.social · 14/04/2026"Let me ask you a question. When you came pulling in here, did you notice a sign out in front of my house that said 'Dead [n-word] Storage'?" "Yes we did, actually. It was quite upsetting." 010
The Bland Wazoo @zombieboof.bsky.social · 12/02/2026My friend's a big film guy and he likes to take me to see odd films because he knows I'm down for anything. That's how I also saw 'Trash Humpers' by Harmony Korine. 010
The Bland Wazoo @zombieboof.bsky.social · 04/02/2026'Break Those Bones Whose Sinews Gave it Motion' by Meshuggah 010
The Bland Wazoo @zombieboof.bsky.social · 16/01/2026"F-bombs" means the word "fuck." I thought it might've the homophobic slur (which WOULD be dehumanizing), but this milquetoast dipshit is actually complaining that people said, "fuck." You can't make this shit up. 020
Reposted by The Bland WazooSaraAAAGHH A GHOST!!! Ford 🐍🎨👻 @angeloslh.bsky.social · 13/01/2026RT if you've never had a tab of ChatGPT open 'just to do quick research' 16567564946
The Bland Wazoo @zombieboof.bsky.social · 25/12/2025Whenever I feel bad about myself or where I'm at in life, I take solace in knowing that at least my greatest accomplishment wasn't adding the word "slop" to the modern english lexicon. 000
The Bland Wazoo @zombieboof.bsky.social · 25/12/2025Dude wrote a thank you note to himself for his service that adds an extra hoop to jump through to get cheaper medication and he's surprised people didn't like it even though all he did was replace one middle man with another. 000
The Bland Wazoo @zombieboof.bsky.social · 03/12/2025If you wanted to do a right wing version of 'Killing in the Name' you'd literally only have to change, "Fuck you, I won't do what you tell me," to, "Yes sir, I'm gonna do what you tell me." 010
The Bland Wazoo @zombieboof.bsky.social · 25/11/2025In Bloodrayne 2, in the last level, there's a section where you have to use a your hook weapon to fling enemies into a downed helicopter's still running blades. You can bypass this by going behind a nearby building which messes with the enemy AI and makes them run into the blades by themselves. 121
The Bland Wazoo @zombieboof.bsky.social · 25/11/2025Pokemon has many unique type combinations like Bibarel, the only normal/water type; Tyrunt and Tyrantrum, the only rock/dragon types; and the Swinub evolutions, the only ice/ground types. 120
The Bland Wazoo @zombieboof.bsky.social · 25/11/2025The tribes you meet in Honest Hearts from Fallout: New Vegas were originally meant to be multiracial, but because the tribes' body paint could only be applied directly to their base skin textures, they had to me made racially homogeneous in order to accommodate the PS3's limited texture memory. 130
The Bland Wazoo @zombieboof.bsky.social · 25/11/2025Ulysses, from the Fallout: New Vegas DLC Lonesome Road, was originally meant to be a base game companion. You would've found his home at Wolfhorn Ranch, just outside of Nipton. In his stead, there is now a unique cleaver, in what would've been his house, called Chopper. 010
The Bland Wazoo @zombieboof.bsky.social · 25/11/2025In Borderlands 3, there are two unique assault rifles with identical special effects you can find from killing the final bosses in Slaughterstar 3000, Lucian's Call and Rowan's Call. These are named after the children of Gearbox Creative Director Jett Sarrett who were born during development. 010
Reposted by The Bland WazooSteve Jankowski @textaural.bsky.social · 20/11/2025Many people have noted that the Primary / Social / Forums / Updates tabs are missing when you do this 👀. You can recreate these manually using the "Multiple Inbox" setup in settings. Basically, tell your inbox to include emails tagged "inbox" and exclude the social / forums / updates. 21589182
The Bland Wazoo @zombieboof.bsky.social · 17/11/2025If you could renew one obscure randomly cancelled tv show that never got to finish its story - what would it be. Mine would be this show. I almost said underGRADS, but apparently that's (allegedly) getting a movie to tie everything up. 020
The Bland Wazoo @zombieboof.bsky.social · 15/11/2025You shouldn't be allowed to join any organized religion until you're 18 or older. 010
Reposted by The Bland WazooJAV Titles @jav.scd.lol · 10/10/20251200 Cums in a row Wash Ami Futaba Mami Futaba 14210
The Bland Wazoo @zombieboof.bsky.social · 08/10/2025Bryan Cranston, best known as Dr. Frank Darden in Dead Space (1991) 040
Reposted by The Bland WazooLeaf~ @leaftilde.bsky.social · 29/09/2025The Pepsi Edge fandom is dying repep if you love Edging 19127
The Bland Wazoo @zombieboof.bsky.social · 03/09/2025Song of the day: Gimme! Gimme! Gimme! (A Man After Midnight) by ABBAyoutube.comABBA - Gimme! Gimme! Gimme! (A Man After Midnight)YouTube video by AbbaVEVO 010
The Bland Wazoo @zombieboof.bsky.social · 02/09/2025Song of the day: Where Is Your God? by Amon Amarthyoutube.comWhere Is Your God?YouTube video by Amon Amarth - Topic 110
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