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Lusitanian Luser

@lusitanianluser.bsky.social
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Translator (Source: EN/PT/ES/JP, Target: EN/PT) Communist Pineapple on Pizza Defender Creator of hit tumblr post "ties are leashes for businessmen"

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Transphobes Can't Read @lordaslan.bsky.social · 22h
This article makes the case that speaking out can work. That we shouldn't just let Democrats be transphobic and with the right kind of pressure they can change.
An article titled "'validate an anti-trans Democrat or let a Republican win' is a false dichotomy"
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Transphobes Can't Read @lordaslan.bsky.social · 22h
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A series of comments that read "what kind of school are you going to?" 

"It's a Jewish high school in which he Shapiro is a close friend to many of the rabbis. So onc3 a year he comes in and gives a speech to us" 

"Annual Ben Shapiro speeches... 

Have not the Jews suffered enough?"
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John Linneman @dark1x.bsky.social · 23h
EG fell for it too. :( The Capcom presentation contains a slide with "AI世代のゲームエンジンへ" - the article omits the "へ", for one, but the issue is that while 世代 means 'generation', it's in the 'console generation' sense, not like GenAI. Without へ, translation software gets it totally wrong.
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Pennywise’s Donk @inayahb.blacksky.app · 06/10/2026
Definitely make sure you keep on top of your registration status! I’ve had friends randomly get listed as inactive and nothing about their lives had changed from when it was active.
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lei. | #ProtectJho @l3ibra.blacksky.app · 05/10/2026
seeing little Black kids smiling and enjoying life
A beautiful Black woman leaning her head towards her shoulder, smiling through tears and clearly deeply emotionally affected by something.
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Solomon @solomonrmissouri.com · 05/10/2026
There Is No bottom
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FieldExplores (Gator Days) @fieldexplores.bsky.social · 06/10/2025
Banned Books - Gator Days
Banned Books - Gator Days

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Panel 1

Olivia and Gustopher are at the library. The Library is having a special event for books that have been banned in the past. Dora the librarian is stacking books with titles like "BOOK", "Boogers", "Tales", "Can you", "read this" and "Word". Olivia has a great interest in forbidden knowledge and has been browsing what's available. She's found a book called "Salt Box" and has an important question for the librarian.

Olivia: Miss Librarian! Why was this book banned?

Dora: Vulgar Language.

Panel 2

Dora makes a shocked expression and holds her hands to her face. This is the only way she can express how depraved the book is.

Dora: The word "butt" is used.... FIFTEEN TIMES!

Panel 3

Dora looks down to the children to gather their reaction. Internally, Gustopher is wondering if Dora meant "but" with one "t" or "butt" with two. Olivia immediately assumes it's the latter.

Behind them is a poster promoting banned books week. There is a cartoon book that's smiling and saying "I'm forbidden!" He's booky the banned book. He was specifically banned for being made using the darkest of magic. He's also kind of rude.

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Olivia is excited about the book. This leads Gustopher to assume that "butt" was indeed spelled with an extra "t".

Olivia: Now I have to read it.

Dora: Oh noooo... I'll help you check it out.
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FieldExplores (Gator Days) @fieldexplores.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Oh...
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Field is reading a book and talking about it.

Field: This autism memoir is fascinating. A lot of it is surprisingly relatable.

Panel 2

Field: It's funny that I've had similar experiences, thoughts, and habits. It's like reading about myself.

Panel 3

Field stares into the distance. They are suddenly evaluating everything about their life.

Panel 4

Field watches a sunset. As if watching an old world vanish into darkness before a new one comes into the light.
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Ducktor Nald @ducktornald.bsky.social · 21h
Imagine where humanity would be today if the first works Gutenberg cranked out on his invention had been smut of his favourite fictional characters
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Krista Koeller @kristalerista.bsky.social · 22h
When I was forced out of my lab, I was able to continue researching because of Morphosource. I would not be a scientist right now if it wasnt for this incredible resource.
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Dave Itzkoff @ditzkoff.bsky.social · 21h
Oh brother.
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Laerte @laertecoutinho.bsky.social · 20h
Saiu na Folha @folha.com Mais tiras com MAPA aqui: manualdominotauro.blogspot.com/search/label...
Tira de Laerte, em 4 quadrinhos.
1) Uma criatura cuja cabeça é um mapa bidimensional de um país ou estado genérico, com um rio e pontinhos indicando cidades, está sendo examinada por um médico ou assemelhado - alguém invisível, de quem só aparecem as roupas - um jaleco branco e óculos, que flutuam no ar. Uma lente também flutua, para examinar a criatura/mapa. O médico diz: “Pois é…”
2) O médico completa: “Parece que você tem uma capital.” Um dos pontinhos que indicam cidades está no meio de um pequeno círculo branco, como as capitais são convencionalmente indicadas nos mapas.
3) A criatura/mapa se alvoroça: “E agora, o que faço?!!” - o médico invisível responde: “Nada. Só aceite.”
4) A criatura vai saindo do consultório, com a mão tocando o ponto da capital em seu rosto/mapa. O médico ainda grita da porta: “E não espreme que é pior.”
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チェリ藻 @chelicot.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
#OC
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Ghost Planet @ghostplanet.bsky.social · 20h
Drunk and Tired Bugs Bunny from Carrotblanca
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Anna Holmes @annabookwriter.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
BEGGING people to look up terms before using them for library social media. “BBW” doesn’t mean Banned Books Week
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Ducktor Nald @ducktornald.bsky.social · 19h
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robotrockyou @robotrockyou.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
new deadlock update means go my silly interactions between my mains #deadlock
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Patch Awful @patchawful.bsky.social · 26/06/2025
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Black.Metronome 🇧🇧 🇧🇲 @blackmetronome.blacksky.app · 19h
I haven't posted about Desscaras in awhile, here she is from the full color spreads published last week, celebrating the 100th Chapter of her hit manga, Ichi the Witch.
Desscaras in full colorDesscaras in full color wearing a pink and teal marching outfit, holding her sword.
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Ant @agramuglia.bsky.social · 19h
So apparently they're not referring to Generative AI or LLMs. This is what people complain about when they talk about misleading headlines and translations.
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Brady! @like-the-bunch.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
this will be funny to like 3 people but I’m one of them and that’s all that matters
The poster for The Cook, The Thief, His Wife and Her Lover, but it’s been edited to include And Knuckles at the end of the title, and Knuckles has been edited into the photo of the cast
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Darren Dahly @statsepi.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
They hounded Aaron Swartz to death for downloading papers from jstor but society is now supposed to just accept mass theft because this thing can write that TPS report *for* you. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Aaron_S...
en.wikipedia.org
Aaron Swartz - Wikipedia
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Garrett Gilchrist @garrettgilchrist.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
1999: Going deeply in debt to attend film school in LA, but I should have a good career! 2026: There are two movie studios left after mergers and no one is working who doesn't come from money. Someone's MST3K fanedit is forcing me to have an opinion about whether "Alien From LA" should be open matte
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HappyToast @happytoast.co.uk · 22h
#VanityFair
Vanity fair cover with Sam Altman stealing everything
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Oliver Willis @owillis.bsky.social · 20h
Ladies and gentlemen, the New York Times
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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 20h
White supremacist cops take a minority citizen, drive him out to the woods as a threat, and leave him there. No, it's not Mississippi in the 1930s, why do you ask?
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Mike Boylan-Kolchin @mbkplus.bsky.social · 18h
IceCube has observed neutrinos ~1000x more energetic than the collisions at the Large Hadron Collider at CERN. This requires sites where particles are accelerated to highly relativistic velocities, and because neutrinos interact so rarely, it provides information otherwise hard to come by. See 🧵👇
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Dr Dean Burnett @drdeanburnett.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
"By using AI, tasks like essays that used to take hours can be completed in minutes!" Sure, like how if I arrive at the gym and immediately go for a shower, my workout is done in record time. And if I throw my sandwiches straight in the bin, I can finish my lunch in under 10 seconds.
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Garth Marenghi's Catbus @catbus.phd · 18h
LOGGING ON
Bugs Bunny striding toward a distant level castle with the caption from the GTA meme 

Aw shit, here we go again.
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Catherynne M. Valente @catvalente.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I don’t care where you started out on the political spectrum If your kid comes out as trans & you don’t become a rainbow-clad, parade-cheering ally & rock-solid supportive girl/boy/enby dad/mom? You were never a parent at all You were a doll collector furious they didn’t stay in their packaging.
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Standplaats Kraków could really use some cash! @standplaatskrk.pl · 19h
slimetony on tumblr: "Haters will see you put on a condom and say he can't afford to raise a child"

teaboot: "Why would you have sex with your haters randy"

slimetony: "I'm not really in any position to be picky"
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Standplaats Kraków could really use some cash! @standplaatskrk.pl · 19h
machinegutsgirl on twitter: "people playing roguelikes

item that says "add 999 damage to your attack": hmmmmmmmmm its alriiiight

item that says "reflop your peeble": HOLY SHITTTTT"
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Standplaats Kraków could really use some cash! @standplaatskrk.pl · 19h
Anonymous asked on tumblr: "I was five years old when cookie clicker came out and I'm in college now"

orteil42 answered: "messages like this don't even make me feel old anymore i've simply started considering being younger than me a moral failing"
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Standplaats Kraków could really use some cash! @standplaatskrk.pl · 19h
[Photograph of a hand placing a bunch of metal forks inside an open microwave. Text overlay reads "When your boss says you can't go home early but that's okay because we're all going to go home soon".]
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Standplaats Kraków could really use some cash! @standplaatskrk.pl · 19h
[Graphic with a green and blue gradient background. Centered white text reads "Digital footprint is a myth invented to stop you from posting bangers".]
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Standplaats Kraków could really use some cash! @standplaatskrk.pl · 19h
VINTAGE (@CarSighting) on twitter:
[Photograph of a Porsche dealership building. Several cars are parked on a concrete platform out front. One Porsche with a light blue and orange racing livery has rolled off the edge and is nose-down, partially submerged in a canal of water in the foreground.]

eric63 amg biturbo... (@EricMTerrill1) quotes:
"SHCLORP SHCLORP SHCLORP
SHCLORP SHCLORP SHCLORP
SHCLORP SHCLORP SHCLORP
SHCLORP"
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Standplaats Kraków could really use some cash! @standplaatskrk.pl · 19h
Cool Dude 🤠 💀 (@cooldudetm) on X: "nephew is warm"

[Photograph of a small baby bird with patchy grey and blue feathers standing on a soft white surface. A hand holds a digital thermometer under the bird's wing. The thermometer displays a reading of 40.1°C.]
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Standplaats Kraków could really use some cash! @standplaatskrk.pl · 20h
Kadeem the movie 2000 (@politetobugs) on twitter: "When your charmander hits level 9"

[Photograph of Maurice White from the band Earth, Wind & Fire singing the opening line of their song "September" into a microphone. The subtitle at the bottom has been partially blacked out to read "Do ember".]
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Standplaats Kraków could really use some cash! @standplaatskrk.pl · 20h
dreadwedge on twitter: "men will say "i think i could fend off ten pac mans by myself no problem" and it's like dude are you kidding you wouldn't make it past the second wacka. you would be eyes"
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Standplaats Kraków could really use some cash! @standplaatskrk.pl · 20h
[Graphic reading "QUICK FACTS about the mountain chicken (Leptodactylus fallax)". Top section pairs the text "Fact 1 NOT a mountain!" and three red prohibition symbols over mountain icons next to a photograph of a large brown frog on rocks. Bottom section pairs another photograph of the frog next to the text "Fact 2 NOT a chicken!" and three red prohibition symbols over chicken icons.]
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Standplaats Kraków could really use some cash! @standplaatskrk.pl · 20h
evil-britney on tumblr: "*takes off my leather jacket to reveal a second, secret leather jacket underneath*"

sounddesignerjeans: "you mean, skin?"

wombuttress: "What an absolutely terrifying addition to my post. Thank you."
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Brandon Friedman @brandonfriedman.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
U.S. forces are retreating. That's what this means. "Pulled out and returned to their home stations in the U.S. as potential Iranian threats raise base security concerns" is a fancy way of saying the Iranian military has the U.S. military in retreat. This is unbelievably embarrassing.
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Ducktor Nald @ducktornald.bsky.social · 18h
There are only like 5 AOSTH episodes that have consistent good animation and they are the 4 Chaos Emerald episodes and Super Robotnik. TMS did wonders
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Holy Hell!, It’s STACYHDEMON! @stacyhd.bsky.social · 18h
It's great to watch corporate oligarchs reduce popular culture into a bland sludge for us all to line up at the trough and consume. It's just so great. And that's before they strip it all for parts and tear the copper wiring out of the walls. That'll be -delightful-. Get your discs, kids.
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estarianne @estarianne.bsky.social · 18h
We did that thing already and it didn't stop trump. Didn't even try. You really cannot blame people for thinking that the dems can't/won't stop Trump when they've been aggressively not stopping him for 10 years.
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hacco @haccomayu.bsky.social · 23h
ポケ擬クエスパトラちゃん🦤
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caroline cash @cashbrowns.bsky.social · 18h
Nancy 10/6/26 “Sluggo’s Terrible New Hat” Part 8
Sluggo’s regular newsboy hat…. Is a hat that is arguably terrible on most people. However, on Sluggo it is the cutest hat ever. In Nancy’s eyes, at least…
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Palette Swap @paletteswap.site · 17h
The Psychonauts agent felt queasy after taking on his most daring operation yet. paletteswap.site/dif...
HEADLINE: Raz Nauseated After Diving Into the Mind of Guy Who Swears AI Movies Are the Future.
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✨💖Tally!💖✨ (KoboldAdventures) @tally-qtkobold.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
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