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Dank Allen Hill

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analog dreams / grumpy sports viewing

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Dank Allen Hill @iamcarvallo.bsky.social · 7h
World Rugby, get your officiating up to speed.
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Dank Allen Hill @iamcarvallo.bsky.social · 16/10/2026
My mom just asked who the quarterback for the Vikings is. Kyler Murray, I said. She replied, I thought Max Brosmer was. Mom?
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Awful Announcing @awfulannouncing.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
Longtime ESPN producer Nicole Noren resigned, claiming the network has "neutered" stories critical of sports gambling and failed to approve others. awfulannouncing.com/espn/nicole-...
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Longtime ESPN producer says network 'neutered' stories critical of sports gambling
Longtime ESPN producer Nicole Noren claims the network has "neutered" stories critical of sports gambling and failed to approve others.
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mike taddow @miketaddow.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Troy Johnson @troyjohnson

You: "I'm only 35, I have my whole life ahead of me."

Sports Broadcaster: "Here comes the oldest player in the league. He's 32. A miracle."
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Dank Allen Hill @iamcarvallo.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
A character’s theme has no buisness being this good. open.spotify.com/track/29drzl...
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Guile's Theme
Capcom Sound Team · Super Street Fighter II Turbo Original Soundtrack · Song · 2013
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Dank Allen Hill @iamcarvallo.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Eight minutes between plays, bad play call, futility, injury. London football baby.
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Dank Allen Hill @iamcarvallo.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Football guys acting like hearing the review booth guys is their thing. Rugby has been doing it for years.
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Dank Allen Hill @iamcarvallo.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Davis Sanchez might be the best football studio guy around.
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Mike Finger @mikefinger.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Just asked Victor Wembanyama if he’d ever consider promoting a sports betting company. “Absolutely not. I will never do that. Honestly, I think it's very sad to see some players promote it. .. Everybody does whatever they want, but without me.”
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Laura Bassett @lebassett.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
This strikes me as really fuckin bad
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Mike Hager @mikehager.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Whoa: U.S. police arrest man from Washington state in connection with #TumblerRidge shooting. More to come at a presser there in an hour. www.theglobeandmail.com/canada/artic...
theglobeandmail.com
U.S. police arrest man from Washington state in connection with Tumbler Ridge shooting
A 30-year-old man was charged of conspiracy to murder in the attack that left eight people dead
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CTV News Vancouver @ctvnewsvancouver.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Teenager rescued from B.C.’s ‘Widowmaker’ after getting stranded using AI instructions
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Teenager rescued from B.C.’s ‘Widowmaker’ after getting stranded using AI instructions
A 16-year-old boy was rescued from steep mountainous terrain in the B.C. backcountry on Sunday after Claude AI guided him to the wrong location, according to North Shore Rescue.
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Eric Lipton NYT @ericlipton.nytimes.com · 03/10/2026
JUST POSTED: Jared Kushner and Steve Witkoff have pushed a multibillion oil deal with Russia as part of peace talks that will bring profits to their family business partners. A new front for Trump-era conflicts of interest. www.nytimes.com/2026/10/03/u...
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U.S.-Russia Talks on Ukraine Now Involve an Oil Deal Tied to Trump Allies (Gift Article)
President Vladimir V. Putin brought up a sale of Russian energy assets with President Trump’s envoys, Jared Kushner and Steve Witkoff, pushing a deal that raises new questions about conflicts of inter...
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Dank Allen Hill @iamcarvallo.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Some bullshit hockey night in canada is done
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Charlie Angus @charlieangus104.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
The US has interfered in the German election. They are interfering with elections in Latin America. Trump says Canada is going to be taught a "little lesson." When is the Canadian state going to take treason seriously?
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The Breakdown AB @thebreakdownab.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
“Alberta separatists have gone to D.C. offering fresh water and oil in exchange for American support – and Republican operatives have provided tactical assistance inside the province.” Modry and Rath, again. #abpoli #ableg #cdnpoli www.theglobeandmail.com/canada/artic...
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The elephant in the room
Alberta separatists have gone to D.C. offering fresh water and oil in exchange for American support – and Republican operatives have provided tactical assistance inside the province
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Canadian History Ehx @cdnhistoryehx.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
The Hockey Sweater is one of the most famous books in Canadian history. The story of a boy who received the wrong hockey sweater from Eaton's has been featured on our currency, gone to space, and been turned into an iconic NFB short. This is the story. 🧵 1/12
Crowded vintage locker-room illustration of children in red-and-blue hockey sweaters tying skates, checking a team roster and chatting amid scattered sticks and helmets, with the book title "The Hockey Sweater" and credit "Story by Roch Carrier, illustrations by Sheldon Cohen."
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Matt Novak @paleofuture.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
The White House accord on AI that was signed by all the big tech oligarchs today misspells United States as “Unites States.”
Document signed by Trump, Sundar Pichai
Google
Dario Amodei
Anthropic
Mark Zuckerberg
Meta

Greg Brockman
OpenAl

Elon Musk
XAI

Jensen Huang
nvidia “Unites States”
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The New Republic @newrepublic.com · 27/09/2026
Trump is banning students majoring in degrees that don’t make enough money from taking out college loans. Degrees for social work, art, religious studies, teaching aides, and music will be hit the hardest. trib.al/kQdKbY1
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Trump Moves to Cut Off Student Loans for Tons of Degrees
Under a new rule, if your degree doesn’t make enough money, you won’t be able to get a student loan.
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Dank Allen Hill @iamcarvallo.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Sports Entertainment Non Profit Media Conglomerate and Gaming Entity
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Dank Allen Hill @iamcarvallo.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Refs working hard here.
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Dank Allen Hill @iamcarvallo.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Nick Taylor is still a dog.
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Dank Allen Hill @iamcarvallo.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Fucccck Brandt Snedeker giving all credit to Trump.
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Dank Allen Hill @iamcarvallo.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Inject it into my veins.
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Jared Yates Sexton @jysexton.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Just helping with editing here. These bots aren’t sentient. They’re doing what they’re programmed to do. OpenAI, a private company supposedly bound by laws, committed federal crimes.
Screenshot of BBC article: OpenAI bots (struck through) meddled with multiple US government agency sites
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Timothy Burke @bubbaprog.xyz · 26/09/2026
piss penalty, as called on ESPN Deportes:
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Dank Allen Hill @iamcarvallo.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Credit to Gotterup—en fuego.
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Dank Allen Hill @iamcarvallo.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Taylor is such a dog 🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦
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Dank Allen Hill @iamcarvallo.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Not so many U S A chants today at the President’s Cup 🤷‍♂️
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CJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Here's Laura Rutledge explaining that the secret service will not interfere with the radio communications at this game immediately followed by the broadcast audio going to hell
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Dank Allen Hill @iamcarvallo.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Taylor’s shot on 18 yesterday was so money. They spent all the broadcast questioning his selection and he bloody sniped it.
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Dank Allen Hill @iamcarvallo.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Everyone knows what everyone is talking about and you don’t even need to mention his name.
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Dank Allen Hill @iamcarvallo.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Ok — i am watching something else now.
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Dank Allen Hill @iamcarvallo.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
ESPN made sure to get a lil footy of Arch taking a knee there.
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Catherine Rampell @crampell.bsky.social · 31/01/2025
A new era of government censorship has begun. It started with the silencing of scientific speech, when the admin blocked release of research on bird flu. But MAGA has also cracked down on other wrongthink—on race, geography (!), and of course Trump himself www.washingtonpost.com/opinions/202...
washingtonpost.com
Opinion | A new era of government censorship has dawned
Donald Trump fancies himself a champion of free speech. Oh, really?
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Dank Allen Hill @iamcarvallo.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
The ladies at fabricland do not play. There is no music; you baste in, you get out.
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Dank Allen Hill @iamcarvallo.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
But i like that tv show better
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Bobby Silverman @robertsilverman.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Maybe you’re feeling depressed about the state of the world but hey. Jose Canseco is antifa now so, yanno, there’s like hope
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Sarah Langs @slangsonsports.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I LOVE BASEBALL
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Carter Lowe @whitesoxx.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Jason Benetti gets roasted by his own production crew with the camera cut after his Austro-Turkish War reference. #DNMW #Tigers
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Dank Allen Hill @iamcarvallo.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Harbaugh just conceded the game with that third down run.
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Dank Allen Hill @iamcarvallo.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Real teaching fear.
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The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
We’re being run by an unhinged, corrupt egomaniac who thinks he’s a king and has no use for the constitution. And most of the media still just covers it like it’s normal.
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Dank Allen Hill @iamcarvallo.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I don’t know if i am pubting to the seahawks down seventeen with ten minutes left. NFL coaches love vanity losses.
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Sickos Committee @sickoscommittee.org · 19/09/2026
RUTGERSSSSSSSS FAKE PUNT ON 4TH AND 21 ON THEIR OWN 16!!
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Steve Marmel @marmel.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Pete Hegseth went to the A&M game and they lost to Kentucky for the first time in over 70 years. THERE IS NO BATTLE HE CANT LOSE.
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Peter @notalawyer.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
a lot of people act like there's a trade being offered where we give up trans athletes in sports and in exchange fascism is defeated forever
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Bradley P. Moss @bradmossesq.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
🤣
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Elisabeth R. Anker @libankerdc.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
AI training is the largest theft of labor in history
washingtonpost.com
Microsoft exec called AI the ‘largest theft of labor’ in history, court records show
The quote headlined an unsealed document in the New York Times’s copyright case against Microsoft and OpenAI.
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QuoProQuid @quoproquid.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
man what do you even say anymore
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