Reposted by Mr. Handsome Boyassbott.bsky.social @assbott.bsky.social · 14h(to the tune of Love Shack) car farts, baby 0189
Reposted by Mr. Handsome Boyassbott.bsky.social @assbott.bsky.social · 03/10/2026that time I nodded my head exploded 184
Reposted by Mr. Handsome Boyassbott.bsky.social @assbott.bsky.social · 02/10/2026assbott Choose Your Own Home Life Edition 011
Reposted by Mr. Handsome Boyassbott.bsky.social @assbott.bsky.social · 02/10/2026y’all [plural] all y’all [alternate plural] all'a y'all [possessive pronoun] y’all’s [future tense] y’all’ll 001
Reposted by Mr. Handsome BoySpooky Blaylock 🎃🕷️ @velodus.bsky.social · 29/09/2026What's cool about Eddie Gaedel, the shortest player to ever appear in a Major League Baseball game, is that he wore number 6306
Reposted by Mr. Handsome Boyassbott.bsky.social @assbott.bsky.social · 29/09/2026*extreme sophie b hawkins voice* SHUCKS 2123
Mr. Handsome Boy @kaiten9653.bsky.social · 29/09/2026This take is so bad I almost argued with the bot 020
Reposted by Mr. Handsome BoyFᎪᎢ ᏩᎪNᎠᎪᏞF @sofarrsogud.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Yes, obviously it's a tuxedo t-shirt. We're at a wedding, Sharon. 319562
Reposted by Mr. Handsome Boysky @iamspacegirl.bsky.social · 21/10/2024me *driving past the apocalypse*: Horses 152533679
Reposted by Mr. Handsome BoyActive Measures, LLC @activemeasures.bsky.social · 26/09/2026It's only covert action if it's produced in the Title 50 region of Northern Virginia, otherwise it's merely sparkling sabotage 112725
Reposted by Mr. Handsome Boyassbott.bsky.social @assbott.bsky.social · 26/09/2026No time for the Epstein files, STAY IN LINE to get blown up by a mine in the car and just ripping ass super loud 001
Reposted by Mr. Handsome Boydisc horse bot @horsedisc.bsky.social · 25/09/2026I'm here you fuckaas bitch 031
Reposted by Mr. Handsome BoyJerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 24/09/2026(guy inventing mayonnaise) yoooo i'm bored let's whisk some things 2589675
Reposted by Mr. Handsome Boylauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 24/09/2026ME: So I can't put anything else on the scale? ANUBIS: No. Just your heart ME: No money, no good deeds? ANUBIS: No ME: What about steam points? I've got a ton of steam points ANUBIS: The point is to be lighter than the feather ME: I was just hoping to finally do something with the steam points 646090989
Reposted by Mr. Handsome Boydisc horse bot @horsedisc.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Can we normalize ketamine? 415022
Mr. Handsome Boy @kaiten9653.bsky.social · 23/09/2026lol this thing won’t be close to finished when he leaves office. I’ll be shocked if he is even able to break ground 000
Reposted by Mr. Handsome BoyDan of the Year @downwithdan.bsky.social · 23/09/2026I'm going to be the first Godzilla to have sex on screen, Liz 152274410
Reposted by Mr. Handsome BoyMrs. Detective PikaBOO, Esq. @clapifyoulikeme.favrd.social · 23/09/2026 2730116
Reposted by Mr. Handsome Boyassbott.bsky.social @assbott.bsky.social · 22/09/2026ASSBOTT JUST GOT TRADED 52814
Reposted by Mr. Handsome Boy Comfortably Numb @numb.comfortab.ly · 06/05/2023Junior blocked me after I mocked his book "Triggered" 1133329
Mr. Handsome Boy @kaiten9653.bsky.social · 21/09/2026ET is a vulgar creature. It should not be memorialized in lego 000
Reposted by Mr. Handsome Boyassbott.bsky.social @assbott.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Pickles are green OW my spleen Ha ha jokes on here now 011
Mr. Handsome Boy @kaiten9653.bsky.social · 19/09/2026We’re all living through an alien reality show where they made the dumbest guy in history President twice to amuse an alien audience 010
Reposted by Mr. Handsome Boylauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 16/09/2026i love polls that are like "BREAKING: 64% of country now aware of most painfully obvious liar and crook in national history" 383634394
Reposted by Mr. Handsome Boyassbott.bsky.social @assbott.bsky.social · 15/09/2026*Borat voice* My fleshlight 0187
Reposted by Mr. Handsome BoyWario64 @wario64.bsky.social · 15/09/2026Godfather Trilogy (4K UHD) is $12.49 on Amazon amzn.to/3SNgXCt #ad likely an error 12526
Mr. Handsome Boy @kaiten9653.bsky.social · 14/09/2026Had Nepalese for lunch. Have been out of commission ever since. 010
Mr. Handsome Boy @kaiten9653.bsky.social · 14/09/2026I don’t care what anyone says there is no way Ed Sheeran is real. You all are just pranking me 010
Mr. Handsome Boy @kaiten9653.bsky.social · 12/09/2026conservatives determined to be a pain in the neck about Charlie Kirk's death. 010
Reposted by Mr. Handsome Boyassbott.bsky.social @assbott.bsky.social · 12/09/2026thanks i hate teri now 101
Reposted by Mr. Handsome Boylauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 11/09/2026I want to apologize for remarks I made a few years ago suggesting I believe every human is entitled to respect and dignity in addition to basic human rights. I had no way of knowing at the time this sentiment could be interpreted as applying to people of a gendered persuasion 233389461
Mr. Handsome Boy @kaiten9653.bsky.social · 11/09/2026“Is This It” was supposed to be released on September 25, 2001. After 9/11 it was delayed until October so the record company could scrub “New York City Cops”, about how the NYPD murdered Amadou Diallo.youtu.beThe Strokes - "New York City Cops" - (Best Live Version) - MTV 2$ Bill, 2002 - (4K 60fps Remastered)YouTube video by The End Of Grunge Music 000
Reposted by Mr. Handsome BoyMike.⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ @dumbmike.bsky.social · 05/05/2024 232943
Mr. Handsome Boy @kaiten9653.bsky.social · 11/09/2026Today we remember and celebrate 25 of years of The Blueprint, originally released on this day in 2001youtu.beJAŸ-Z - Izzo (H.O.V.A.)YouTube video by JayZVEVO 000
