Reposted by Kass AssassinJeff VanderMeer @jeffvandermeer.bsky.social · 17hThey quoted me in this New Yorker piece about AI today. www.newyorker.com/culture/the-... 106100152449
Kass Assassin @kassassassin.bsky.social · 3hyou're in her DMs trying to get laid. I'm in her DMs helping her devise sinister plans. we are not the same 030
Kass Assassin @kassassassin.bsky.social · 6hbabe, I'm not gaslighting you! I died in a mine collapse in '98! I'm not even here, you're just senile! 000
Kass Assassin @kassassassin.bsky.social · 7hokay so for a second I forgot who Palmer Luckey was, and going just off the name I was like, "Project Meridian will be co-led by a pack of cigarettes?" 010
Reposted by Kass AssassinKass Assassin @kassassassin.bsky.social · 06/07/2024"there are only 2 genders and 11 of them are different types of guys" "it's not gay for a lambda male to top a zeta male" 051
Kass Assassin @kassassassin.bsky.social · 11hI'm so sorry but Macklemore being on the right side of this does not make him any less cringe also I will always side-eye him after that one antisemitic costume he wore still, I suppose Ed Sheeran's crash out when he learns about this will be pretty great 010
Reposted by Kass AssassinKatelyn Burns @katelynburns.com · 12hLet's help Stella. She's good people. 09447
Reposted by Kass Assassinphil @philjamesson.com · 16has always when this is posted, i have to fondly remember the time someone stole this tweet word for word, including using my name as the punchline, then claimed it was just independent discovery 395215628
Reposted by Kass AssassinIrish (he/they)🏳️🌈 @castironirish.bsky.social · 14hYou can feed a hungry succubus with the small donation of one orgasm per day. 061
Reposted by Kass AssassinBrooke (joymounds and spoonbait) @gymbrat.northsky.social · 14hJust an awful lot of us seeking a route to autodeification and you can turn the tide in our favor with a donation of your lust and satisfaction 1101
Reposted by Kass AssassinMichaela Joffe @joffeorama.bsky.social · 30/09/2026not sure why I made this but now you have to see it 9886723295
Kass Assassin @kassassassin.bsky.social · 15hdon't listen to her, she's talking about a different succubus. I'm different! just surrender your orgasms to me for 1 month... 😇 0211
Reposted by Kass AssassinBlood Lily 🩸 🏳️⚧️ @tigerlily.northsky.social · 30/09/2026I should call her 412224
Kass Assassin @kassassassin.bsky.social · 30/09/2026I need Hannah Waddingham to brutally murder me 010
Kass Assassin @kassassassin.bsky.social · 30/09/2026I just think you'd look so cute with your sex locked up and the key dangling from a delicate chain around my soft, pale neck ♥️ 030
Kass Assassin @kassassassin.bsky.social · 30/09/2026dick from a girl with the ability to take the form of a wolf and a thirst for revenge >>>>> 030
Kass Assassin @kassassassin.bsky.social · 30/09/2026you: is ted lasso a good show? me, light bursting from my eyes as I begin to levitate: Hannah Waddingham Hannah Waddingham hannahwaddingham hannahwaddingham hannahwaddinghamhannahwaddingham 020
Kass Assassin @kassassassin.bsky.social · 29/09/2026I mix and match jewelry for my nipple piercings, so usually each nipple has one blue gem and one pink gem last night I dreamt I accidentally had 2 blue gems on the right and it didn't match the left and I freaked out lol 030
Kass Assassin @kassassassin.bsky.social · 29/09/2026we should get matching nipple jewelry! [the indicated jewelry looks like silver text, the piece for the right nipple reading CUM and the left reading SLUT] 040
Reposted by Kass AssassinKass Assassin @kassassassin.bsky.social · 29/09/2026I hate when someone shows you a video asking "is this ai?" and it's of something nuts like a giant baby with too many fingers knocking down buildings that explode into custard, and you have to be like no you dipshit don't you watch the news? chicago's gone 043
Kass Assassin @kassassassin.bsky.social · 29/09/2026I need to get in the job cannon that shoots me into jobland where jobs grow on jobbies 010
Reposted by Kass AssassinKatelyn Burns @katelynburns.com · 28/09/2026Lastly, this has been the toughest month of my career for subscription cancellations. I know money is tight for everyone right now, but I couldn't continue my career without reader support. If you have $5/mo or $50/year (or $10/$100), now would be a great time to subscribe. bsky.app/profile/kate... 214466
Kass Assassin @kassassassin.bsky.social · 29/09/2026dick from a girl making diabolical machinations >>>>> 010
Reposted by Kass AssassinJessica Ellis @baddestmamajama.bsky.social · 29/09/2026I have separated the art from the artist and am now whipping the art to stiff peaks, after which I will gently fold it into the artist before baking at 350 til golden and puffed 3444781074
Kass Assassin @kassassassin.bsky.social · 29/09/2026static.klipy.comCharlie Day's Pepe Silvia ConspiracyAlt: Charlie Day's Pepe Silvia Conspiracy 030
Kass Assassin @kassassassin.bsky.social · 29/09/2026I hate when someone shows you a video asking "is this ai?" and it's of something nuts like a giant baby with too many fingers knocking down buildings that explode into custard, and you have to be like no you dipshit don't you watch the news? chicago's gone 043
Reposted by Kass Assassinnick @unionnick.bsky.social · 27/09/2026On the *same day* the Cornell Seven drugged and raped Jane Doe, Cornell banned four students (including the President of Cornell JVP) from campus for three years for nonviolent, pro-Palestine protests. The same Cornell officials let the rapists off with apology essays. 4149801964
Kass Assassin @kassassassin.bsky.social · 28/09/2026so like, theoretically. if I wanted to put someone who had an orchiectomy into chastity. is there a cage that would stay on easily? 😇 010
Reposted by Kass AssassinNyx, a backup doll 🔞 @neurolognyx.bsky.social · 28/09/2026@kassassassin.bsky.social wants me to do Locktober this year. What do you all think? [bad ventriloquist voice] “I say we let her cum!” 7332
Kass Assassin @kassassassin.bsky.social · 28/09/2026it's almost locktober! you should send me your key. I'm making a necklace 😇 031
Kass Assassin @kassassassin.bsky.social · 28/09/2026of course I have heard choosin texas. I learned so much about texsd from that song. texas... the windy city. known for cheesesteaks and lobster. it is the main exporter of. potatoes. texas, homeof the stars 000
Kass Assassin @kassassassin.bsky.social · 28/09/2026dick from a girl who can read the footprint alphabet from dinotopia >>>>> 010
Reposted by Kass AssassinZoë “Baddie Proctor” Quinn @unburntwitch.com · 28/09/2026context if you don't already know: Ashley is a fucking hero who helped so much money get to people who needed it, especially during the ICE raids in Minneapolis. It would be legitimately awesome to visit upon her the same support she's provided for so many other vulnerable people. 111943
Reposted by Kass AssassinZoë “Baddie Proctor” Quinn @unburntwitch.com · 28/09/2026Birth of a legend 627337
Kass Assassin @kassassassin.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Hannah Waddingham might just be the person with the biggest gap between how insanely hot she is vs how ugly her name sounds 010
Reposted by Kass AssassinKay F. Atkinson - Perfect Killer Bodies out Nov. 10 @tinylesbianrobot.itch.io · 27/09/2026ionizing radiation will touch you more deeply, more intimately, and more completely than the hands of any mortal romance take off the helmet, cosmonaut, let the universe bathe you in its welcoming love let the stars speak to your cell nuclei 14410
Kass Assassin @kassassassin.bsky.social · 27/09/2026the way Mystery whines and chirps at me to get up when I oversleep is so cute 😭💕 010
Reposted by Kass AssassinFenyx | CEO of titties 🏳️⚧️🏳️⚧️🏳️⚧️ @feeenyx.bsky.social · 27/09/2026ko-fi.com/feeenyx Here's my kofi if you want to help. There's no pressure or need to.ko-fi.comBuy Fenyx a CoffeeBecome a supporter of Fenyx today! 179
Kass Assassin @kassassassin.bsky.social · 27/09/2026when a dark sorceress turns you into a serpent >>>>> 020
Kass Assassin @kassassassin.bsky.social · 27/09/2026I love how on bluesky someone will post like "getting run over by a woman in a dodge ram with a learning disability >>>" and the replies will all be like "please I need it carnally" and "thank you dodge mommy 🥺👉👈 " 161
Kass Assassin @kassassassin.bsky.social · 26/09/2026I am genuinely considering making nachos for dinner 010
Kass Assassin @kassassassin.bsky.social · 26/09/2026you want to date me?? sorry, I'll have to check with that group of older, intimidating femmes to see if they're willing to share first. no, actually the piercing glares they're shooting you are a *good* sign 140