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Kass Assassin

@kassassassin.bsky.social
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Genderfluid glampire with good hair and bad judgement. 30-something. Adults only, please. they/it/(others depending on context)

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Jeff VanderMeer @jeffvandermeer.bsky.social · 17h
They quoted me in this New Yorker piece about AI today. www.newyorker.com/culture/the-...
“Let’s say there’s a world or time line I exist in where A.I. has been subject to regulation. It is ethical. It has no footprint environmentally,” the novelist Jeff VanderMeer, a prominent critic of A.I., told me over the phone. “With those guardrails in place, would I read an A.I. book? All I can say is no. And the reason is, in part, because I want to read something coming from a particular mind.” Using A.I., he said, “feels like a betrayal of the whole point of why you’re a writer.”
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Kass Assassin @kassassassin.bsky.social · 3h
you're in her DMs trying to get laid. I'm in her DMs helping her devise sinister plans. we are not the same
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Kass Assassin @kassassassin.bsky.social · 6h
babe, I'm not gaslighting you! I died in a mine collapse in '98! I'm not even here, you're just senile!
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Kass Assassin @kassassassin.bsky.social · 7h
okay so for a second I forgot who Palmer Luckey was, and going just off the name I was like, "Project Meridian will be co-led by a pack of cigarettes?"
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Kass Assassin @kassassassin.bsky.social · 06/07/2024
"there are only 2 genders and 11 of them are different types of guys" "it's not gay for a lambda male to top a zeta male"
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Kass Assassin @kassassassin.bsky.social · 11h
I'm so sorry but Macklemore being on the right side of this does not make him any less cringe also I will always side-eye him after that one antisemitic costume he wore still, I suppose Ed Sheeran's crash out when he learns about this will be pretty great
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Kass Assassin @kassassassin.bsky.social · 11h
jeez Michael Tracey looks rough
a commentary piece from The Onion by the villain Gorzo the Mighty entitled "Seize Him!", featuring a portrait of the author which shows his sinister eyebrows and visage

the excerpt shown reads as follows:

"Ah, yes. I see you have captured my elusive Earthling quarry at last. Well done, guard! You have greatly pleased your master. Bring him forward at once! I wish to speak with him face to face… before his annihilation."
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Katelyn Burns @katelynburns.com · 12h
Let's help Stella. She's good people.
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 17h
Deergirl Chaser. A sad deergirl with antlers stands across from a worried man with goatee and flannel who says "No! Don't cut off your antlers! They're so hot!"
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phil @philjamesson.com · 16h
as always when this is posted, i have to fondly remember the time someone stole this tweet word for word, including using my name as the punchline, then claimed it was just independent discovery
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Irish (he/they)🏳️‍🌈 @castironirish.bsky.social · 14h
You can feed a hungry succubus with the small donation of one orgasm per day.
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Brooke (joymounds and spoonbait) @gymbrat.northsky.social · 14h
Just an awful lot of us seeking a route to autodeification and you can turn the tide in our favor with a donation of your lust and satisfaction
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Michaela Joffe @joffeorama.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
not sure why I made this but now you have to see it
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Kass Assassin @kassassassin.bsky.social · 15h
don't listen to her, she's talking about a different succubus. I'm different! just surrender your orgasms to me for 1 month... 😇
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Blood Lily 🩸 🏳️‍⚧️ @tigerlily.northsky.social · 30/09/2026
I should call her
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Kass Assassin @kassassassin.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I need Hannah Waddingham to brutally murder me
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マセか “alice” darkside 🔞 @maliceinsexland.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
wip
boy girl who gives a fuck
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Kass Assassin @kassassassin.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I just think you'd look so cute with your sex locked up and the key dangling from a delicate chain around my soft, pale neck ♥️
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Kass Assassin @kassassassin.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
dick from a girl with the ability to take the form of a wolf and a thirst for revenge >>>>>
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Kass Assassin @kassassassin.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
you: is ted lasso a good show? me, light bursting from my eyes as I begin to levitate: Hannah Waddingham Hannah Waddingham hannahwaddingham hannahwaddingham hannahwaddinghamhannahwaddingham
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Kass Assassin @kassassassin.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I mix and match jewelry for my nipple piercings, so usually each nipple has one blue gem and one pink gem last night I dreamt I accidentally had 2 blue gems on the right and it didn't match the left and I freaked out lol
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Kass Assassin @kassassassin.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
we should get matching nipple jewelry! [the indicated jewelry looks like silver text, the piece for the right nipple reading CUM and the left reading SLUT]
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Kass Assassin @kassassassin.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I hate when someone shows you a video asking "is this ai?" and it's of something nuts like a giant baby with too many fingers knocking down buildings that explode into custard, and you have to be like no you dipshit don't you watch the news? chicago's gone
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Kass Assassin @kassassassin.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I need to get in the job cannon that shoots me into jobland where jobs grow on jobbies
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Katelyn Burns @katelynburns.com · 28/09/2026
Lastly, this has been the toughest month of my career for subscription cancellations. I know money is tight for everyone right now, but I couldn't continue my career without reader support. If you have $5/mo or $50/year (or $10/$100), now would be a great time to subscribe. bsky.app/profile/kate...
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Kass Assassin @kassassassin.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
dick from a girl making diabolical machinations >>>>>
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Jessica Ellis @baddestmamajama.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I have separated the art from the artist and am now whipping the art to stiff peaks, after which I will gently fold it into the artist before baking at 350 til golden and puffed
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Kass Assassin @kassassassin.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
static.klipy.com
Charlie Day's Pepe Silvia Conspiracy
Alt: Charlie Day's Pepe Silvia Conspiracy
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Kass Assassin @kassassassin.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I hate when someone shows you a video asking "is this ai?" and it's of something nuts like a giant baby with too many fingers knocking down buildings that explode into custard, and you have to be like no you dipshit don't you watch the news? chicago's gone
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Kass Assassin @kassassassin.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
please give job need mony
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nick @unionnick.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
On the *same day* the Cornell Seven drugged and raped Jane Doe, Cornell banned four students (including the President of Cornell JVP) from campus for three years for nonviolent, pro-Palestine protests. The same Cornell officials let the rapists off with apology essays.
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Kass Assassin @kassassassin.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
so like, theoretically. if I wanted to put someone who had an orchiectomy into chastity. is there a cage that would stay on easily? 😇
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Nyx, a backup doll 🔞 @neurolognyx.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
@kassassassin.bsky.social wants me to do Locktober this year. What do you all think? [bad ventriloquist voice] “I say we let her cum!”
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Kass Assassin @kassassassin.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
it's almost locktober! you should send me your key. I'm making a necklace 😇
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Kass Assassin @kassassassin.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
shit's bad, man
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Kass Assassin @kassassassin.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
of course I have heard choosin texas. I learned so much about texsd from that song. texas... the windy city. known for cheesesteaks and lobster. it is the main exporter of. potatoes. texas, homeof the stars
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Kass Assassin @kassassassin.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
dick from a girl who can read the footprint alphabet from dinotopia >>>>>
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Kass Assassin @kassassassin.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
idk, is this anything
the AI you want to make: Johnny 5 from Short Circuit

the AI you're scared you'll make: AM from I Have No Mouth, and I Must Scream

the AI you're actually making: Cartman in the episode of South Park where he merges with his trapper keeper into a giant nightmarish blob, like that dude in Akira
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Katelyn Burns @katelynburns.com · 28/09/2026
Called it again
Eric Daugherty @EricLDaugh • 6h
€ UPDATE: A migrant caravan just RUSHED into Mexico and is now full steam ahead to the
U.S. Southern Border
This is NOT a freaking game! THEY ARE WAITING FOR DEMOCRATS TO TAKE POWER
VOTE RED!!
You see these people? Each one is a future Democrat voter if Dems take Congress then win in 2028.
Punish RINOs in primary season, SAVE OUR REPUBLIC IN NOVEMBER
We can kiss any hope of the SAVE America Act and ICE funding GOODBYE if Democrats take power ever again e
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Zoë “Baddie Proctor” Quinn @unburntwitch.com · 28/09/2026
context if you don't already know: Ashley is a fucking hero who helped so much money get to people who needed it, especially during the ICE raids in Minneapolis. It would be legitimately awesome to visit upon her the same support she's provided for so many other vulnerable people.
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Zoë “Baddie Proctor” Quinn @unburntwitch.com · 28/09/2026
Birth of a legend
Original concept art of Dr eggman from a sonic the hedgehog 30th anniversary art exhibit
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Kass Assassin @kassassassin.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Hannah Waddingham might just be the person with the biggest gap between how insanely hot she is vs how ugly her name sounds
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Kay F. Atkinson - Perfect Killer Bodies out Nov. 10 @tinylesbianrobot.itch.io · 27/09/2026
ionizing radiation will touch you more deeply, more intimately, and more completely than the hands of any mortal romance take off the helmet, cosmonaut, let the universe bathe you in its welcoming love let the stars speak to your cell nuclei
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Kass Assassin @kassassassin.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
the way Mystery whines and chirps at me to get up when I oversleep is so cute 😭💕
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Fenyx | CEO of titties 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️ @feeenyx.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
ko-fi.com/feeenyx Here's my kofi if you want to help. There's no pressure or need to.
ko-fi.com
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Become a supporter of Fenyx today!
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Kass Assassin @kassassassin.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
when a dark sorceress turns you into a serpent >>>>>
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Kass Assassin @kassassassin.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I love how on bluesky someone will post like "getting run over by a woman in a dodge ram with a learning disability >>>" and the replies will all be like "please I need it carnally" and "thank you dodge mommy 🥺👉👈 "
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Kass Assassin @kassassassin.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I am genuinely considering making nachos for dinner
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Kass Assassin @kassassassin.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
you want to date me?? sorry, I'll have to check with that group of older, intimidating femmes to see if they're willing to share first. no, actually the piercing glares they're shooting you are a *good* sign
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