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Braden Serkas @portmanteauface.bsky.social · 18h
The year is 2096. In a dimly-lit facility, deep below the rubble of a society left in ruins by the hubris of heartless men, a lab tech punches a code into a dusty keypad. A cryogenic suspension pod door creaks open. “October first?” asks its occupant. The technician nods. “October first, Billie Joe”
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disc horse bot @horsedisc.bsky.social · 14h
Christians would rather fuck a couch than go to therapy
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Low Quality Facts @lowqualityfacts.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
Today's Low Quality Ad is for this inspirational Horse Pin. I don't know about you guys, but I really needed to read this today. collabs.shop/oj6gks
a round enamel pin features a brown horse's head and the humorous, scrambled text: "Give a man a horse he'll eat in a day, teach a man to horse. and make him drinks water."
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Aaron Fritschner @fritschner.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
[SENATOR ERIC SCHMITT]: So you’re telling me under oath that you’ve never spoken with an Attorney General nominee? [JACK SMITH]: No, I don’t think— [SCHMITT]: WELL THEN *unveils poster* please explain this picture of you with Matt Gaetz! [SMITH]: That is Media Matters senior fellow Matt Gertz
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Com-👻Boo!👻-ter Crimes 🦇☠️💾✨️ @esquiring.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
sudo rm -rf /*
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Rob (the floor one) @floorisbed.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
🎶 i get back up 🎶 but i lay down again 🎶 you’re never gonna keep me up
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✨‧₊˚ meh (but spooky) ˚₊‧✨ @ericgerhardt.com · 28/09/2026
it's practically a poem
a bsky post and a reply. the post is a link to a Guardian article, the text says: "OpenAI halts training of latest models as reports mount of AI agents going rogue"

reply says: "API Error: 400 This organization has been disabled. An organization admin can appeal at https://console.anthropic.com/appeal"
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Anthony Etherin @anthonyetherin.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
THE FAILED CARTOGRAPHER (Palindrome) Demand a hill, at solid nadir…. Damn it! One morn, I saw I was in Rome, not in Madrid, and I lost all I had named....
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Steve Marmel @marmel.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Pete Hegseth went to the A&M game and they lost to Kentucky for the first time in over 70 years. THERE IS NO BATTLE HE CANT LOSE.
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Meade Krosby @meadekrosby.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Happy Brothers-henge to all who celebrate.
The sun sets in the crook between The Brothers, a pair of peaks in the Olympic Mountains. The view is framed by a Seattle street lined with parked cars, trees and power lines, and over the nearby hill of the Magnolia neighborhood.
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The Needling @theneedling.com · 19/09/2026
Leaves weren’t the only things changing colors today in Downtown Seattle as people walking by Amazon’s headquarters witnessed the usually blue Bezos Balls return to their natural tan color after busting a union.
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jimbobmcg.bsky.social @jimbobmcg.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Anybody have a good way to not wake up tomorrow? I really need to not continue being alive
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mtsw @mtsw.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
I am 100% sure that if Mitch McConnell were still here with us he would approve of wheeling his empty husk onto the Senate floor as many times as necessary to produce a procedural advantage for the Republicans. He might have even explicitly included it in his end of life instructions.
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Courtney Milan @courtneymilan.com · 14/09/2026
We are not going to get out of the fascism problem by accepting just enough fascism to turn the heads of the fascism-curious.
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Prisonculture @prisonculture.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Please say this 1000 times for the people in the back.
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Peter Jacobs @pjacobs.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
I'm hearing Anthropic is worried p(doom) is not a very accessible concept for the masses, while "chance of triggering human extinction within the decade" is too wordy. They're trial ballooning Imminent Public Obliteration (or IPO) as a replacement term, eg "All this discussion is really about IPO".
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Denny Carter @dennycarter.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Of course they built a highway to the Danger Zone, as if public transit to the Danger Zone was never an option. They had the funding. They could’ve done it.
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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
"Mr. President, the news is reporting that J.D. Vance has been privately critical of the war effort, do you have any comment?"
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Mike Boylan-Kolchin @mbkplus.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Don Draper in a suit, pitching an ad
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Mina Kimes @minakimes.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Awful decision by Maye, but man—shoutout to Josh Jobe and Nehemiah Pritchett. Legion of whom balled the f out tonight.
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Ian Rapoport @rapsheet.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
A game-winner from Josh Jobe. The Seahawks go 1-0.
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Andrew Lawrence @ndrew.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Screenshot of a headline and quote from the Financial Times following the 2024 election. The quote reads:

“I feel liberated,” said a top banker. “We can say ‘retard’ and ‘pussy’ without the fear of getting cancelled… it’s a new dawn.”
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James Stout @jamesstout.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Im fairly sure the commands they’re inputting into Grok to make these are subject to FOIA disclosure. It would be a fascinating piece, someone should write it!
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darren32359.bsky.social @darren32359.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
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Is Mitch McConnell Dead Yet? @ismcconnelldeadyet.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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John Michael McGrath @jm-mcgrath.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
"we should rename Mar-a-Lago something funny, make Google display that" My brother in Christ, the Ontario legislature can declare Google's workers in Ontario to be unionized and assign their collective labour rights to whichever union will be most militant, think bigger
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Chris Franklin @errant-signal.com · 28/08/2026
"Milo got arrested!" "That's good!" "By an unaccountable secret police force" "That's bad" "He supported them, though, so there's delicious irony at play." "That's good!" "But they came for him because fascist power has reached a point where petty infighting can lead to arrests" "That's bad"
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Todd Lambert @toddlambert.com · 28/08/2026
Turn the picture sideways and it looks like a hearse
A man with light brown hair and a fair complexion is seen through a car window, wearing a white shirt and a purple tie. His head is tilted downwards, and his face is partially obscured by vertical streaks and reflections on the glass, suggesting rain or condensation.
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Worf Email @worfemail.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
All crew, Do not click on links in emails. They pose a major security risk. For more information: bit.ly/1MUISmu Worf
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Luke O'Neil @lukeoneil47.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
What did we do to deserve it besides everything as a country we've ever done.

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Wouldn't it be nice to think that this was all at long last too much. How nice that would be to think. It's not though. This is who he is and always has been and roughly 50% of the voters in this country either know it and do not care or downright love it. So many people absolutely love this shit! Your neighbors and co-workers and maybe your family too.

I know my common refrain is that despite how terrible things are we have to maintain our faith in humanity. That we are better than this. And I do think that about humanity. That's something different than American voters though. You cannot overstate our capacity for violence and hatred to the point of self-sabotage enough. Someone must always be punished even if it includes ourselves in the ricochet.

Wouldn't it also be nice if we had an alternative to this that inspired hope that things don't have to be this way. Won't always be this way. Imagine an opposition party who weren’t constantly looking for ways to reach across the aisle in the name of compromise. At this late stage!  Whose stances on immigration and crime and homelessness and healthcare weren't only somewhat less draconian. Who were able to muster a full-throated defense of trans people and an opposition to genocide. 

We don't get that though. We get this. What did we do to deserve it besides everything as a country we've ever done.
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Ginny Hogan @ginnyhogan.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Life really wasn’t good enough for things to suddenly get dramatically worse
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"Online Rent-a-Sage" Bret Devereaux @bretdevereaux.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
I want to expand on this in a short thread. Fascism sucks. It is also not going away: it is an effectively permanent part of modern representative politics because it is an effectively permanent part of human nature. We have to be prepared to push back against it, basically forever.
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Micah @rincewind.run · 22/08/2026
disco truck nutz my god humanity is a rich text, man
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ƧƎЯᗡAꟼ FAN @maseinurface.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
RIP admiral isoroku yamamoto you would have loved watching america’s military throw good assets at bad ideas and also probably onlyfans
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👻👹 boo-rit 👹👻 @britculpsapp.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
well aware it is factually correct & not cruel to point out that george floyd died of overdose the same way charlie kirk did; i think it’s fair to point out that we’ve not seen charlie’s posthumous tox screen & if they argue past that, tell them to exhume him to get one or shut up.
brit @BritCulp • 19h
just like charlie kirk died of an overdose
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George Floyd died of an overdose.
l agree, Derek Chauvin should be freed.

Robert @Robnoticesagain • 2h
Womp womp only one had fent in his system it was the monkey and don't forget little Nolan and Cyrus D B

brit
@BritCulp
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they released the charlie kirk tox screen?
3:09 PM • 8/20/26
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NY Times Pitchbot @nytpitchbot.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Analysis | Seminarian James Talarico’s knowledge of the gospels and life of Jesus could leave him out of touch with Texas’s Evangelical Christians.
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doom boy @doomboy.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
the hilarious part is knowing trump didn't read a fucking word of this shit lol
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J. L. Westover @mrlovenstein.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
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Timothy Burke @bubbaprog.xyz · 26/08/2023
I do not want Pat McAfee I do not want him on T.V. I do not want him on my shows I do not want his punting toes. I do not want his awful takes Or all his subject-verb mistakes. I've had enough of gamble-ing It's seeped its way to every-thing I do not want Pat McAfee Please keep him off of my T.V.
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The Onion @theonion.com · 17/08/2026
Study Shows Benefits Of Skin-To-Skin Contact Between New Players, Coaches theonion.com/study-shows-benefits-o…
Study Shows Benefits Of Skin-To-Skin Contact Between New Players, Coaches
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ICE must be destroyed 🏳️‍⚧️🏴 @miawong.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
God I feel awful for whatever poor bastard ends up getting drafted and shipped off to Arizona to spend the next 3 years of their life getting alternatingly mauled by the Seahawks and Myles Garrett before mercifully being released to go start for the Panthers Moreover, ICE must be destroyed
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Kate Lingley 龍梅若 @klingley.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Buddhism in the wild (photo by Jerry Feldman, Target Honolulu)
View of an end-cap display at Target, with a sign above it saying “Must have!” The shelves are empty.
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Jerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
barry no
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Ian Boudreau @ianboudreau.com · 11/08/2026
Airport catering truck with the container raised and the Saddam Hussein spider hole diagram superimposed on it with a label that says Donald J. Trump
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Standplaats Kraków could really use some cash! @standplaatskrk.pl · 02/08/2026
fruitgushers on tumblr: "when the ghost of a 2000s emo kid tries to contact you via captcha"

[captcha box: "halp meh"]
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Don Moynihan @donmoyn.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Guess the Fauci lawyer has not seen Rodgers play in a while.
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Christopher Moore @theauthorguy.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
This may be the most clever Rube Goldberg machine I've ever seen.
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jimbobmcg.bsky.social @jimbobmcg.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
I wish I was dead. I am too pathetic to live
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